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  • You atheists are all raging douchebags, you know that? No wonder religious people hate you so much.

  • @Darkendemic No wonder, delusional adults always hate to have their simple sensibilities shattered by logic, so naturally they jump into a hate filled "I hope you go to hell" tangent and characterize every single person with a rather broad idea that there isn't a God (Most often YOUR God) as "raging douchebags". We can only hope that some day you learn of your own catch-22's is what's making you cry in a youtube comment.

  • @Darkendemic Why are you acting like a 7 year old child who has just been told Santa is not real? Throw a fucking tantrum elsewhere. Grow up.

  • Bill Hicks was NOT an atheist. He just didn't believe in religion itself.

  • Oh , , , , my , , , , , ME !

  • hinduism is the most mysterious religion ever.....they discovered things that would make galileo and newton seem irrelavent...im sure the the stupid things are just a story...the minds that could say that there were only 8 planets, or determine the age of the universe wouldnt believe that the earth was on a turtle's back...im an atheist but still hinduism is the real religion of science..just like jainism is the real religion of peace

  • @chrisviolet13

    Having lucky guesses is no more science than having inaccurate guesses...

  • @Kloborgg it is definately scientific...that is almost a guarantee...we just dont know the means by which the ancients did it...and it is completely unreliable as well because it is so hard to separate the nonsense in that from science.. it doesnt even have to involve god, but i say that determining the age of the universe and pointing out there are only 8 planets is more than a fluke...and i agree that modern science has no reason to rely on it.

  • @chrisviolet13

    If we don't know the means and it's unreliable, then it's not science.

  • @Kloborgg well yeah..i agree. but most science is unreliable. take the string theory. im not suggesting there is god.....im just suggesting that it was incredible that the ancients knew so much...i mean there mustve been brains like einstein right? back in the old civilization? ...but modern science cant depend on that cuz its full of other nonsense. ^^..

  • This video makes me miss Bill Hicks even more. Nice editing!

  • ^Cthulhu.

  • I really liked it that KLFLY mentione Cthuhu.

  • 6:28 - "What the HELL? (that I haven't created yet)"

    lol

  • Dave, I have been thinking that since I was forced to attend Sunday school.

  • @Mogley52 a lot of posts, a lot of doubts is what seems to be expressed from you having read them.. hope you find the truth, though you must put down the god glassess and slip on the hat of reasoning. self deception will only lead to failure in the adventure of truthseeking. good luck man. love from an atheist that loves all.

  • richard arschloch??? xD xD that means asshole in german

  • @ptango666 to be precise, Dick Asshole!

  • @greenjelly01 no, just asshole, dick is "schwanz" in german...i am german!

  • Hi peeps,just to let you know that Loch Ness was carved out by a Glacier in the last ice age.When the glacier melted all that was left was cold water.There is no monster,sleep tight.Bones from Scotland

  • @estebanlupo Well said. Fuck all religions that don't keep it to themselves.

  • jesus christ the brontosaurus thing was stupid, i mean everyone knows that its a plesiosaurus in loch ness

  • @buffaloface1 its not a pesiosaurus . everybody knows they lived in the kerosene era . its the mother lizard of the reptillian new world order alien kings

  • @olliephelan dont be stupid we all know that the mother lizard is in an invisible spaceship currently occupying the vacant space of the world trade centers. Hence the reptile controlled government planned 9/11. yup its a plesiosaur alright.

  • @buffaloface1 .No , your getting plesiosaur period mixed up with the plastercine period . CONTROLLED OPPOSITION . diabolical illuminatist . How could a shape shifting ship slip unseen into the void vacuuted by the vertical vaults of the trustworthy tremendous trade centre?.....ANYWAY , in a spirit of christian forgiveness, if the reptillians genuinely believe that what theyre doing is right, then they ll go to heaven. No living god would send lizeards to hell . Theyre made in HIS image

  • too brilliant

    

  • MmmmmmmmHM. *laughs*

  • I can't help but say 'OH MY ME' now lol

  • Oh man, this is yet another groundbreaking thing for me. Why did god care if they couldn't have actually reached heaven??? Plus I once had a youth leader who actually believed they would have reached heaven by some kind of faith-generated portal :/

  • LMFAO!!! 1:29

  • low IQs.... christians

  • @StrongestJourney Well when you don't value the idea of logical thought what do you expect?

  • Bill Hicks does the dinosaurs thing.

  • Thank you for your rant against and insult to Allah (all praise to him) and the Great Prophet Mohammad.As well as your challenge and call to all Moslems to "bring it on asshole", refering to Allah (blessed be his name). This insult has been forwarded.

  • @SGTRVN1 I'm here to say its ok to believe in your faith but not ok to impose it on others. The reason islam gets such a bad name is that the koran speaks of world domination...reading that can get people tense...

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  • @SGTRVN1 Here comes the flame war...

  • @SGTRVN1 Abraham and Mohammed walk trough the red light district in Amsterdam, says Abraham lets go in, Mohammed replies while pointing at his groin,Nah is lame

    there's my joke on islam and the not so great prophet Mohammed

  • hahahahahaaaaaaa!

    what's that stand up comic's name?

    "if they can do that then what's next? science? the internet?" hahahahahaaa

  • hahahahahaaaaaaa!

    what's that stand up comic's name?

  • hahahahahaaaaaaa!

  • the space turtle was aboriginal. Hindu mythology was the ocean churn. Not even the Hindus believe that though.

  • BIG FUCKIN' LIZARD.

    That animation is the best.

  • This is so funny!

  • Bill Hicks!!!

  • 141 people believe in the loch ness

  • @coltsrule5150 the loch ness exists. You mean the loch ness monster. ;-)

  • I'm cool with Creationism taught in schools, as long as they teach me about Xenu as well.

  • @ImAnotherZang I heard Xenu once beat up Chuck Norris

  • @scotthendo oh my GOD is that true?

  • Yes! Loch Ness does exist! I can prove it!!!

  • @ImAnotherZang I think they should teach Creationism in schools the day they teach Evolution in Church. Which is never. One place is meant for faith and sitting their ass on the pew and thinking they're gaining incredible insight on life, and the other is for actually learning the best explanation for biology and the real world.

  • When the comedian was naming off the gods, I was like, "He's got to say the Flying Spaghetti Monster!" And, like a miracle, the comedian immediately named the almighty. Yea, for it be a sign of approval from the most holy of noodly appendages.

  • great compilation

  • @icemetalpunk you've yet to answer my question, actually no one has.. then im done here

  • OH MY ME!?!?!? ROFL!!!!

  • I would be ok with them teaching creation at school, if they would have a biology class afterwards, which tells them, that it is complete bullshit.

  • God doesn't believe in atheists

  • i hope when you die, you go into the ground and become part of a tree, then we cut down that tree and make paper out of you, then print the bible on you, you shitbag. go die in hell. o wait when you die you just become one with the earth. fuckin hippie...

  • @lgpjae Is this satire?

  • @lgpjae : Hey, bless you; turn the other cheek, and love your neighbor and all of that. Love that religion of peace...

  • @lgpjae yeah great job copying Dane Cook!

  • I know no one is going to answer this question honestly.But . If your correct and there is no god, when we both die, it will end there. I'm a Christian, if what I say turns out to be true, where will you be when your life on earth has passed. (if your a real Atheist there should be no fear to answer this question).

  • @daveoncooper You're rehashing the horribly invalid Pascal's Wager? Really? You're not accounting for any other possibility besides Christianity and Atheism. What if Hinduism is correct? Or Native American religions? Or some other possibility we can't even think of? Or what if God rewards free thought over blind faith? Not to mention you're not counting the wasted life if atheists are right and we still spend 2/3 of our lives worshiping and praising God.

    -IMP ;) :)

  • @daveoncooper Well most Christians would say that an Atheist would go to hell. But even if there was a god, it could be any god, humans have created thousands of them over the years and there is nothing to suggest that the Judeo-Christian god is any more likely than any of the others.

  • Oh look, 140 people are incapable of analytical thinking but instead feel wishful thinking is better suited to there stupidity.

  • @scotthendo So why are you and most other atheists bothered mostly about Christianity? No, I am not persuaded by the culture argument, nor the argument from anti-philantropy.

  • @Stinukli For the very simple fact that I very rarely come across people of other religions. Rest assured, when I do, I still destroy their arguments. All you have to do is change talking snake to talking bird.

  • @scotthendo Now, I DO believe indoctrinated people, like myself, will have a tendency to focus on their own religion if they lose their religion. Is that the case for you? Because I think it is hard to qualify/explain a scenario where a person barely knowing about something, critizising that same thing over and over.

  • @Stinukli I think I have already made it clear that I focus on christianity because I mainly come across christians. And why would you say "hard to qualify/explain a scenario where a person barely knowing about something"? It's been shown time and time again by numerous studies that Atheists/Agnostics have far better knowledge of religion than the religious.

  • @scotthendo Here's the irony what they say; Atheist don't fear what they don't believe.

  • @daveoncooper Additionally, do you honestly think that if there was a God so perfect as to create the universe, that he would really be so petty as to send you to hell for not believing in him when he has giving us so much reason not to believe in him?

  • @scotthendo This is unrelated to what you said. But i think that even with all the Evidence of God. People can't accept living for someone else. People can't accept that their own body doesn't belong to them. I think it's reasonable that you may think that God doesn't exist. You just haven't met him yet. And when you do you're ruined(in a good way) for life. :)

  • @EskimoClay1 I'm sorry but there is no evidence for god, if you do have some I would gladly welcome it. Living for someone else isn't an issue, personally I would prefer it if there was a god, perhaps then we wouldn't have millions of starving kids dying every day across the globe.

  • @scotthendo blew my mind :|

  • @scotthendo or that satan would do gods work and punish those who follow the same path as him?

  • @daveoncooper "I'm a Christian, if what I say turns out to be true, where will you be when your life on earth has passed."

    Christians believe all kinds of things about this, but I assume you believe in the vindictive, evil and immoral Yahweh who tortures people forever after they die? In that case I'll be tortured forever in Hell, and you think it is Good.

    I'm about as worried about this as you are of burning in Islam's Hell. I do think such views of other people are disgusting though.

  • @daveoncooper You forgot to mention the price of being such an antisocial Christian though. You're alienating 2/3rds of the humans on this planet by choosing to believe this. You're financing a church spreading ignorance and superstition, and you're likely making all kinds of poor decisions because of your false ideas about how reality works. You may in fact be financing mass murder through anti-condom campaigns in Africa in the name of the Church. False beliefs matter in this life.

  • "My God has a bigger dick than your God"--George Carlin.

  • I can seriousley tell an athiest I think god exist and he would go all schizo on me,and consider me delusional but they believe in the big bang theory bullshit.Science cant prove everything.

  • @Dude11191

    Indeed. Many modern atheists seem to be very militant and consider themselves intellectually superior to theists, whom they consider ignorant and delusional. I'm an atheist myself, but I've recently realised that science itself is buried deep within philosophical empiricism, and that every person must accept several things without question. Scientists do as well - they have to accept that the universe is intelligible, and that measurements are representative of an objective reality.

  • @Diemedes Agreed.I atleast met a mature,reasonable athiest.I dont bash on them at all,only the ones who convince themselves they are supperior and have supperior opinions to others.I belive life is a dream.But can I prove that? No,its my belief,but some athiest may attack me with the whole "You need evidence" thing.For all they know the universe can be attached to a animal in another universe.

  • @Diemedes

    What you say is completely true, but you know just as much as me that the asumptions that science makes are of completely different order then the speculations religion uses. Exemple: science assumes 1+1=2 (it can't prove that) and from thereon it makes logical deductions. Religion assumes everything it wants to assume. It has no logical deduction.

  • @somethingonmyhip

    Logic itself is a human construct and, therefure, subject to error. Even if we one day find the Theory of Everything, will we really UNDERSTAND the Cosmos? Knowing the path is a different thing from walking it. Even so, I have a gut feeling that, through science, we have a chance of someday walking the path. Perhaps science is simply one of the steps we have to take towards that direction, and is not the full story.

  • @Dude11191

    look up the definition of 'science' you moron XD

  • @somethingonmyhip I know what science means.Now go away.

  • @Dude11191 Nice to see YET ANOTHER clear cut example of a theist baring false witness. Big Bang and atheism are not the same thing. "science can't prove anything"... this is a misrepresentation of science. "proof" is a mathematical term. Is science a failure because it can't beat optimise prime in a knife fight? No, because that's not its job, just like developing "proofs". So, you are misrepresenting science to discredit what you clearly don't have a functioning understanding of.

  • @no2religions Stop trying to make it more complicated then it is.All I basically said was alot of athiest are ignorant,and think they are supperior and have greater opinions just because they rely on science.

  • @Dude11191 I have never met a single ignorant Atheist who thinks themselves superior and have greater opinions. We don't claim to be the image of a god and we don't claim to be the only ones in the world who have an eternal bliss after we die when everyone else suffers. I don't care if you're religious or not to be honest, but I do care if you make baseless assumptions and spread nothing but hateful propaganda about Atheists.

  • I believe athiest are annoying as hell.Its like every conversation you have they go into this state of denial.They automtically think they are right because they rely on science.If you are not an athiest,they will most likely consider you delusional or stupid.They dont even know what they are talking about half the time.Heres an athiest "There is no evidence that this exist,therefor it cant be true due to my non pseudo matters" (ME) "Can you define that? (Athiest) "Huh...well...no" (ME) "Idiot"

  • Awesome video!

  • cool must see facebook trick /watch?v=Fd0di5HFboY

  • I love the god from the ebola world.. He is so funny... =)

  • ammunition, its expensive

  • THIS MAN IS POSSESSED BY SATAN HIMSELF! REPENT !!!!!

  • @malcolm9001 Get help.

  • Bill Hicks wasn't Atheist lol. Highly spiritual in a most natural way... He just didn't buy in all the man-made dogma n' shit. :)

  • @thatamazinggeek surely Thanks May we all find what is true what is right & mediate on those things Love not Hate

  • @thatamazinggeek Thank you for showing face value however God still loves you and so do I may you find peace and love in your heart and mind Love not Hate

  • @thatamazinggeek Yes people made them by using their brain that God design even scientist knows that there is an intelligence out there making things possible what they cant understand my mind is very open to things that of course you can not understand because your mind is block. Spiritual beings understand spiritual things. If we evolved a million years ago dont you think that we would have better technology better health incentives and etc. What is holding all the stars and planets in the air

  • @thatamazinggeek You can say what you feel but the truth will always be the truth search it for yourself and you will see with an open heart & open mind Can you make a planet ? or make a human without having sex. Doesnt that fascinate you that over the past 100 years we have been riding on horses to cars to flying to the moon? Think about it someone told them they were delusional too but they use the brain that God gave them to make wonders Love not Hate

  • @thatamazinggeek This is just one of the examples of God imputs however there is to many to list which 500 characters would not possible give me room to point out key issues. I can ask many of questions that scientist dont have then answers to Humans or creatures are not born to just die however we are born to prayerfully have eternal life if we listen to our Creator entertainment plus other things distract our attention to hear the Creator at times but when you find Him you will not be the same

  • @thatamazinggeek You right you can invent a new religion in 2 milliseconds however the God I serve is the creator of the universe and he set forth things to test to make sure that His believers know that he is not a fable for example No matter where you go in the world they will always have 7 days in a week & the only thing people can refer to as why is the Holy Bible which derived out of it Judaism, Islam, & Christianity. God is very real we are intelligently design Spiritual beings can discern

  • @thatamazinggeek its alright it takes time 2 love your fellow creatures plus your Creator. God gives all his creations 2 choose 2 love him or not its up 2 you. I know it is hard to believe when you may not be spiritual because spiritual beings understand spiritual things. Rather you believe or not there is an invisible world going own that many can not discern due to the history of sin there are demons counting on our souls and angels fighting for us & rejoicing every time a person accepts God

  • @thatamazinggeek You deserve Love God loves you so do I Thanks for reaching out Have a great life Love not Hate

  • Have you watched Jerry Springer lately???

    Would you agree that it's negative, and the people do not listen to each other they just talk.

    It takes a lot more intelligent to be positive. Anyone can be negative, and tell you what they hate! What about the good stuff?

  • yeah fuck cristiams ignorants!!! LOL!!!!!

  • fuck u atheists.

  • @gop453 Lol

  • @gop453 Fuck your grammar.

  • @slipperywhenwet5 they're lazy at learning AND writting... That makes sense... XD

  • @gop453 great comeback!

  • @gop453 "Fuck you atheists"

    Who is going to fuck us? Wouldn't that be Christians in the inquisition that lasted for hundreds of years? The time period that Christians followed their bible and killed infedels or tortured them until they became Christians?

  • Dear Heaven Father forgive these people because they know not what they do and please help them to stop hardening their hearts and accept all of your truths that they may have a chance for enternal life thank you for creating us and loving us even when we do not deserve such everlasting love In Jesus Name Amen

  • @oyefollowerofJesus Do you pray to the hypothetical god that divided us in the first place ?

    Reading your sanctimonious drivel is utterly disgusting, how arrogant you are to use mythology to judge people... Bigot...

  • @Acrimonator I pray to the creator yes did he divide us no there is an adversary out they that is waiting to devour God's creations yes I apologize for you feeling the way you do however you have to keep an open mind for what is really going on in the universe including our world. Judging would be saying that you all are going to hell I am not saying that I would love for every1 to get a chance to get out of the bondage of slavery that the devil has people in he is the 1 that have people fooled

  • @oyefollowerofJesus Are you a robot or a troll ? Use some god damn punctutation. You are clearly brainwashed. Good luck, not living...

  • @Acrimonator Sorry that I do not have to be nasty to express my views you seem like you have alot of built in anger inside you made you should take some breathing classes, exercise, mediate, or talk to someone(counselor). Brainwash never Enlightened all the time. Thank you for your concern and God loves you even though you dont love Him I pray that you will get a break through instead of breaking down Love not Hate Plus men are more likely to have an heart attack who are consumed with anger Love

  • @oyefollowerofJesus Yeah, symptomical, resorting to strawmen and other tricks... Like I'm in anger... thank for the input... you're laughable trying to "profile" normal people on their react to your drivel... Your pseudo peaceful tone is transparent, go try that on children, not full grown educated adults.

    Threatening complete strangers with eternal torture, based on a belief that a woman made from a rib was tricked by a talking snake into eating a magical fruit, IS NOT A SIGN OF SANITY.

  • @Acrimonator To you but to whom it is not so we can agree to disagree however you can still keep your mind open along with your heart I am glad I can make you smile or a least that your are smiling but my God will not torture people for eternally no the punishment will happen but the fire with consume the wicked people up thats all Made you will find the truth or made you wont God is a freewill God Love not Hate

  • @oyefollowerofJesus Does not compute... Does not compute... Does not compute...

  • @Acrimonator ditto

  • @oyefollowerofJesus For your information, actually I'm smiling, I'm done with compassion for your kind of bigoted fundies of all religions.

  • @Acrimonator But are you happy within the inside do you have peace do you know who you are you are made in the image of a God you should embrace that for 1.2 seconds at least. My background comes from all types of views and opinions I am just saying keep an open heart and an open mind. Love not Hate

  • @oyefollowerofJesus Yes, I'm happy to be alive and learn things every days. And for your hate strawman, I don't hate you, I pity you, wich is different. How do you know we're made in any god image ? Right, you read it in a book. How do you know it's true ? the book says so... That's how you reason, so you have no right to tell any one how to manage his life as you're actually living in fantasy land.

  • @Acrimonator I did not tell you how to manage your life We are incredible beings that can conjure of ideas that makes results look at the technologies that man have created in the last 100 years I believe we are pretty awesome that you for empathy however I am free from the bondage of the devil slavery no mind control of the evil one telling me everything that is bad drugs, guys, promiscuity, and etc is actually good for me we can agree to disagree Love you much

  • Fucking hilarious!

  • This You Tube presentation is nothing but negative and stupid. The world is filling up with people who love evil, who's brains think like wicked children. A real hard working man or woman with values would not even think up ridiculous rubbish as this. There is no goodness in it, there is no substance -as the world fills up with pathetic childish evil mongers, the harder it will be for them to see the truth. Anyone who hangs his or her hope on this type of trash -enjoy - eternity is forever

  • @TheRoss10001 Thanks for a threat and your lack of humanity

  • @iliveon - Only you can change that - don't blame anyone but yourself - you are responsible for your own eternity. As long as you put your hope in who knows what, perhaps a religion made up of science, ufo's and a bit of Hidduism thrown in for karma - then your eternity would be very bleak - give your life to Christ and enjoy the peace He immediately offers to those who call out to Him through the Holy Spirit to provide hope through knowlegde - find the narrow gate through the blood of Jesus.

  • @TheRoss10001 Again, you are saying a loving God wants to torture me forever. Thanks for the threat, you must agree with it. I was Christian for about 20 years. There is no proof other than anecdotal and the statistics show that prayer is a sugarpill. Believe what you must based on what you know.

  • @iliveon you must of been an catholic there are so many untruths that the devil taught into the churches however they are working for the beast & not God God is not going to burn the wicked forever they will be consumed by the fire not eternally becuz that would me they are immortal 2 this is a doctrine of the devil the prophecies in the Old testament has come true all of them concerning the Messiah the HolyBible is the only historically, scientific, geographic, accurate prophetic,+ many more

  • @oyefollowerofJesus Nah I don't believe in the devil. Would make no sense for God, an all loving and knowing god to make a devil that he knew would be bad. No sense at all. So no I don't believe in the devil. Plus there is no evidence of a devil. Bible is not scientifically accurate. Historically it is not all the way, nor is it geographically 100% and prophetic whatsoever. Jesus didn't teach people how to make medicine, yet he was a great healer? I don't buy it for one bit

  • @iliveon God didnt create the devil in God made everyone to b a freewill agent the angels + humans 2 love him willing or not the devil was an angel lucifer when he got kicked out of Heaven him + 1/3 of the angels that is when he became the devil & his angels demons people in science + medical field have used the bible to find out things that they did not know or discovered, historians use the bible to pin point certain things too and the prophesy are proven Jesus cured the disease not treat it

  • @oyefollowerofJesus Tell me one thing that scientist discovered from the Bible. In fact list one thing in the bible that was not known by the chinese or by theancient greeks before then. Jesus didn't cure disease. He, from the myth, touched people to heal them.He couldn't heal them without them touching him. He didn't know how to treat disease by medicine and he didn't teach others how to make medicine to really CURE a disease. In fact NO ONE knew about microbes back then. It shows how old it is

  • @iliveon scientist just discovered in the this century that there are more the one galaxy for an example which the bible all ready stated and no one knew that the earth was round until after the death of Jesus which the statement about the earth was in the Old testament which was written hundreds of years before his birth. Doctors did not know about spreading diseases by blood being interacted with cuts of the body or the importance of separation, cleanliness + etc. Jesus healed people

  • @oyefollowerofJesus There are no prophecies that mean Jesus is the son of God coming from a book. Look man, we need real evidence. We need Christians drinking poison to show that God is protecting them. That would be proof if we are talking about a book telling us what is true. Its one out of 4,300 religions on a list I've seen. He's one God out of many man-made gods and man-made books. Look here this will be real evidence, not a book.