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  • dude, you sound like a total toolbag. your not conan so stop the whole making retarted comments about "EVERYTHING YOUR DOING!!!!!!!!"

  • can i trade for that alien

  • your vids are best just because I get your prospective on things....

  • holy fuck I HATE it when my family left my Xbox on.. than I sold it.. ahahha.

  • my afterglow broke a week or two after i bought it.

  • this nigga isz fuckin weerd

  • wtf?????

  • Well, the broken up dpad is really nice for those of us who play certain fighting games. I play Tekken and rather enjoy the ps3 dpad, albeit too much. If I ever went competitive, it would take quite some time to become adjusted to an arcade stick. In fact, I probably would perpetually suck.

  • ur a fukn phaggot plz die

  • @SonyCamry my army will fight you

  • Tolstoy I hope you read this. In school 2 years ago in my social studies class a mexican student was talking about how unfair it is for immigrants to come to america and how bad they were treated. They then got upset at me because I said "mexican." All I had to resond was 120 years ago when my finnish grandparents came to america dirt poor and used all the remaining money to buy a tiny house the neihbors had all signed a giant letter saying go the fuck home you stuipid Finns."And theyget itsobad

  • I bought one of these a year ago and the right trigger fell off every time i used it until it just well broke. Terrible build quality.

  • Streaming Netflix also has Swamp Thing. Also various low budget Sci Fi. Just $8/mo.

  • do u smoke weed? just wondering haha

  • That was the funniest bioshock simulation ever.

  • he dosent even no the names of half of the things on the controller noone uses joysticks anymore now we use 3d controls called anolog sticks and not joy pad d pad i dont no what the d stands 4 but d pad

  • this is personal but i really like xbox 360 buttons all smooth and velvety witch i like

  • And that charlie brown, is what happens to derps.

  • Oh they wrote a book my friend a very big book

  • Usb sluts... lol

  • the second button click makes it to were it flashes when the controller vibrates

  • red bull "it gives you wings"

  • 13 year old fanboys? OMG ARE YOU THE ONE TEACHING THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS TO CUSS IN MW2 WTF!!!!!!!!

  • @Itachi476 imma troll your trollin

  • Become a professor in a college and let me take your class because your FUCKING AWESOME

  • Yay bulls on parade!

  • dude you are epic i love all your videos 

  • one of my all time favorite Tolstoy videos

  • his room isnt like a 13 year olds. his room is a beast. how many people have swords and guns in their bedrooms, and can wear a fuckin suit every day without it being weird

  • Good Ric Flair woo

  • THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

  • The sticks on that controller are set up like x-box controllers

  • I love your way of thinking. I love your views of gun laws, wiggers, niggers, and lack of sleep. I can't wait to see more of you and your 'legal' knifes. Subscribed, Favorited, and nice review.

  • @horriblepain

    I do my best.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky how are the analog sticks on this controller, are they like free roaming as the ps3 one (nothing like the "power A" if you heard of that one)?

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I have the bioshock book

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky Tolstoy how did your videos get so fucking popular so fast i mean im at like 20 views after 1 week while you get like 2000 in the first day ?

  • ur fucken stupid thumbs down

  • did he say what i think he said at 9:11?

  • I LOVE YOU MAN!

    you are my hero

  • nice balisong btw. were not blind. we look around your room while you talk.

    i saw these controlers in walmart and there were 5 on the rack. there was one however it has a blinking red led in the corner of the box. no other on the shelf had it. i got kinda confused and thought(oh crap there a camera in that lets gtfo)

  • bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

  • At first I was a little annoyed with you getting off topic... but than I changed my mind at 10 minutes into the video. I have just subscribed.

  • 13:18 That's why me and my family chose to live out in the country. You have to deal with a couple gunshots every now and again and in some areas there are racist hicks, but none of them would gun you down while you're walking your dog.

  • Tolstoy, I want you to try to speak finnish in one of your videos.

  • Nice mandolinning that was 7 drunken nights, yes?

  • @PleaseNoFatChicks13

    ....you knew the name of the song...? Are you a wizard?

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky no just a fan of irish folk music

    

  • *Eye Twitches* Why. The FUCK. Is there. a GayWilliamJohnson video. In the. Related Section?

    Is Netflix running Youtube now? Actually, i wouldn't be surprised at all if that was the case...

  • How is it copyright when big Youtube commentators post Let's Play's of games? I have seen plenty of Bioshock 2 videos. Not complaining, just asking.

  • At 18:05, Tolstoy you own two copies of dune, the special alan smithee version and the 2 hour mess well done sir YA HYA CHOUHADA !

  • ... You're hilarious. Subbing.

  • "Gameslut I mean Gamestop" Thank you Tolstoy for making fun of Gamestop.I mean the only reason I like Gamestop in the first place is because they have an excellent selection of games.However,some employees can be really careless,and I swear their trade in value is bullshit.I sold them my Gamecube,everything with it,I only got $10.I sold them 6 of my gamecube games,they only gave me $20.

  • Completely insane suit? I think it's probably the most normal looking attire you worn in a video. (That I have seen of course)

  • I'm not 13 but I'm 15 and knowing myself I'll probably become a fanboy.

  • So, why would you make Snake a bro? Metal Gear Solid is preeeeeetty far from derp.

  • @Shikamarukan

    Someone asked me a similar question about why Rorshac was running a gambling operation in an earlier episode, when that's not likely to be in his character. The answer? The figures are just puppets. I'm not basing them heavily off of their origins.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky Ah, okay. I was confused if you were calling MGS derp, and you said you were a big MGS fan.

  • See you space cowboy....

  • i think i finaly figured it out. the corprats are the patriots, tolstoy is snake, derp is metal gear and the wiggers are the enamy pmc's. it all makes sence it all matches up perfectly.

  • lol at 12 secs he says he just sitting by the old phone and replys with its called a cell phone lol? and those type of controllers always break easliy

  • lol at 12 secs he says he just sitting by the old phone and replys with its called a cell phone lol?

  • oh... mah... GAWD!

    You have katanas.

    you're amazing! (I want one soooo bad, lol)

  • Dude... you are seriously awesome! Bioshock 2 does get really twisted.

  • Dude... you are seriously awesome!

  • 11:01 The extremist muslims kinda fucked me up (mentally). I now have a very negative view upon ALL muslims. I know many muslims personally that are kind, caring and friendly, BUT they are still practicing the religion of hate and fear, so without them knowing, I secretly despise them for being a muslim (which is wrong BTW). But hey, I'm just a human.....

  • I know im gonna sound like a f***ing idiot but I need to ask, what is DERP?

  • whats your name on ps3 T-K-E ?? if yes ill add you

  • i love how he randomly says "niggerr!" (:

  • Screw Bioshock. Play System Shock 2.

  • Can someone help me my afterglow wont light up i press the button and you cant even see the light

  • Bro he looks like a faggot my friend said something like that when he was goofing around and every one in the room looked at him like he was an idiot.

  • Tolstoy..... that rant was AMAZING! I love your random off topic rants! :D

  • TOTAL TUMBS UP FOR THE SPOONYONE REFERENCE, FTW TOLSTOY! Yes, all caps WAS necessary.

  • after 4 - 6 weeks mine broke i think they suck!* *this is just my opinion. SO DONT FREAK OUT.

  • I have the same mandolin.

  • Whats a book? (just kidding)

  • Can I have permission to use your version of Smokey and the Bandit theme song as my ringtone?

  • Wasn't Bioshock somehow loosely based on the book Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand?

  • Dune reference FTW

  • Completely off topic, but, do you by any chance play minecraft?

  • i am 20, can i be in your army?

  • haha nice RATM reference

  • Maybe its just where I live but I dont think Ive ever heard anyone say Bro at all let alone shouting Bro then rant about getting with the times and get cell phones and girls and booze.

    Maybe you should move to Texas, no fucking Bros here :D

  • You are a very smart person and whenever you bring up certain subjects i tend to agree with you.

  • I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this in the comments, but at around 22 minutes, was that a spoony reference?

  • @point7lead

    What else could it be?

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky Nothing else. Nothing at all.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I was like,"Where the hell have I heard that before?" then i figured it out, "Spoony One's FF8 review!"

  • I love the boxes that afterglows come in.

  • im one of those 13 yr old fanboys=D

  • see you later,

    space cowboy ;)

  • Tolstoy reminds me alot of Family Guy you dont know what the hell their talking about half the time but you still enjoy it anyway

  • DAMN SKIPPY 

  • i always enjoyed the story and tapes so much more then the actual game play as well.

  • the quran shows religion of HATE.when you ask a muslim about there book they will always ignore that part.

    Muhammad was once asked if these words pertained to Jews and Christians. His response was, "Whom else?" .

    wich words you ask? do a little research.

  • @DDLinewalker

    Let me just say as a subscriber to TKE, I enjoyed the points you brought up. Although one of the things I always wonder is does TKE really mean what he means in parts like the 12:40+ mark or is he simply using some sort of humor (possibly the former if he keeps bringing similar topics up in most of his videos).

  • Looks like a Flux Capacitor

  • Tolstoy.... You can sing?

  • I love my afterglow and another great review

  • You remind me of Andrew Ryan...

  • 9:16 Best tolstoy moment ever

  • I am part of your 13 year old fanboy army and we will take over youtube mwahahahahaha

  • lol 10:45 -11:25 i almost shit my pants b/c its so true!

  • im actually happy to see that you dont hate muslims because there are people at my school that call me a terrorrist because im a muslim

  • Does any one else think the word epic is an overused term? (however, it does apply to most of mr.tolstoys videos).

  • This man is a Legend. I Love You [ Full Homo ]

  • I mostly agree with what you say in all your reviews, but I had to pause the video to say one thing. Dude Wheres My Car is a timeless classic of a man losing his vehicle and going on self discovering journey in which he has to stand up and take back what his rightfully his. Ashton Kutcher was overlooked by the academy the year this movie came out as he has played the most accurate depiction of a "stoner bro" I have ever seen. That is all, I will continue to watch now.

  • @LeWerd905

    Most amusing, good sir.

  • I think at this point, if people are trying to kill you, you should just go, like, sell a bunch of stuff and work enough to move somewhere and buy a small one room apartment in some mainly liberal city, I live in Portland Oregon and I would really recoomend it, that or San Fransico, but places there are really spendy, I really think that because your life is in danger, you should just try as hard as you can to keep yourself safe, even in that means leaving a bunch of people and things behind.

  • @stude444

    We'll just by living in a shit-whole like where I do, my life is in danger, but I'm not about to just lie down and die, I take precautions obviously. And trust me, I would LOVE to live in a place like Mission Hill, but it's like you said, where's the dough gonna come from?

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky Theres always a way.

  • you sould be a hit-man you got all the cool stuff ans suits

  • I'm 12 and what is this?

  • whoa that controller is freaking awesome! i want the blue one.

  • Lol, this vid was nice

  • lol I'm 13! Can I be in your army?

  • Haha I'm 13!

  • I cant seem to understand why weapons on your wall would make you gay, bro logic man, it doesnt make any sense.

  • @stude444

    Yeah, bro logic.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I just noticed, we have the same mandolin, very nice.

  • TolstoyKafkaEvsky@ >:( the who is your general?

  • I definitely agree with you about all of the wiggers. I go into a forest preserve with a huge stick just in case if one of them tries to fuck with me.

  • God, I feel sorry for anyone who trys to break into your house, with all your weapons...

  • @Jordancooldog

    *tries

  • @tolstoykafkaevsky

    So you think because you don't play sports and read philosophy books all these jocks hate you? No. They reason you get all this "senseless aggression" because you look act the same way towards them. The reason for that probably stems from being bullied in your childhood. Just about everyone gets bullied at some point their early years. However, acting and dressing the way you do doesn't make you "cultured and educated" it just makes you stand out for the sake of standing out.

  • @redkoolaidguy693 well said

  • @redkoolaidguy693

    Bullshit. According to your logic, me dressing in a suit, and enjoying an esoteric lifestyle gives society the go ahead to alienate and threaten my well being? What are you a Clansman? Neo-Nazi? Republican?

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky

    First off i never said anything gives someone a right to harm your wellbeing. Second, by "dressing in a suit and enjoying an esoteric lifestyle" YOU ALIENATE YOURSELF. if you really wanted to fit in with the crowd, it's as easy as fitting in with the crowd. However, you chose to dress and act differently so society treats you that way. You have noone to blame for your alienation but yourself. You can't strive to be an outcast then spite everyone else for treating you as one.

  • @redkoolaidguy693 I really don't think the way you dress has anything to do with it, for example; most of my good friends are on our highschool football team, yet I dress and talk like a stereotypical nerd from the seventies!

  • @humafrag While sometimes it can have nothing to do with it, Other times it can be a contributing factor. Honestly it depends on where you live. in some parts of America it can be considered normal to dress and act the way you do and others you could be ostracized. For example, a stereotypical "surferdude" would be considered pretty cool in places like Southern California yet in an area like Philadelphia i can say with confidence he would be branded a "fag"

  • @redkoolaidguy693 True, you are exactly right - I did not factor in the other cultures of the United States, and my ignorance has left a stupid comment. lol

  • @humafrag Haha I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. Also childhood friendships play a large role. say you bestfriend grows up to be someone completely different from you. If you met him then, odds are you two wouldn't be friends. But because of your history together your differences don't matter.

  • @redkoolaidguy693 Sorry if you thought I was being sarcastic; I did not mean in in that manner.

  • POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS BULLSHIT!

    And the term "African American" is a misnomer. What about white people from South Africa who come to America? What about a black man from Jamaica?

  • I had one of these but it met a fatel end when i was playing dead space 2 lol it met by desk and broke

  • have you read walden? keep it simple my friend, don't get hung up on the details. i gave up caring about the things that were beyond my control a long time ago. cheers.

  • @mvmasin

    Eventually nothing has to be beyond human control. Why die of cancer when we can learn to cure it.

  • Tolstoy i believe that you are awesome

  • Tolstoy Kafka Evsky - Great Videos, Great style.

  • You sound like Andrew Ryan from Bioshock when your talking at 0.43 - 1.18 lol

  • "Whether you have or have not wealth, the system might fail you but don't fail yourself. Just get better."

  • Somebody get this guy a youtube partnership (If he does not already have it)

  • @DjSpEnDy He does.

  • netflix suggestions are the funniest when they will suggest a different season of a tv show that you have already watched. Like someone watches the 3rd season of something not realizing there is a 2nd season.

  • do u have any trigun action figures??

  • So in order to not be "derp" i have to sit in my room all day, wallow in my own depression, with the only comforting thing to me being the delusion that I'm some how better than everyone else?

    No thanks I'd rather in an ignorant "bro".

  • @redkoolaidguy693

    To not be derp you must be human. Humans are characterized by their use of tools, machines, knowledge and social attributes. Glorifying ignorance, blind senseless aggression, showing hostility towards culture and education, makes you derp.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky i dont believe in depression or stress lol :P

  • tolstoy i dont mean to be asking a question that sounds like somthing a fanboy would ask but ,out of randomness: what do you prefer ;Xbox 360 or ps3?

  • im your 13 year old fangirl you are AWESOOMEEEEEEEE

  • @OMGitsVICKYG

    Nice try, Chris Hanson, but I'm not like that!

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky Have a seat.

  • to fast to furious was good movie i dont remember story i dont remember characters i dont remember anything BUT that awesome skyline that was one sweet as car

  • it looks like you have spent uranium rods in your remote.

  • so.... couldst thou sendeth me your dead plastic crap?

  • An awesome half-an-hour watching you rant.

  • Tolstoy is creepy

  • take a look at the Power A Pro Elite PS3 Controller its a really good ps3 controller its wireless and rechargeable

  • thats funny because i was looking at that same controller the same day as i watched this water

  • In my opinion I personally enjoyed BioShock 2 more than 1. Both are good games but I felt that after beating BioShock 2 I felt a more personal enjoyment out of it. Well nice review and have a good day.

  • hahah u hate women cause ur a redneck who cant get women.

  • U have a tactical vest and u make fun of 'bros'.....

    Ohh ur one of those "im ex-centric for ex-centrics sake'.

  • @video0fiend You spelt eccentric wrong.

  • Why did the wiggers try to hit you with a car?

  • @Cautionitscoolcat

    Cause' they're wiggers. They're a disease. Nothing else needs to be known.

  • 23:42...nuff said

  • Haha I remember that girl on your last video...got so raped in comments.

  • @NZMorgs yep

  • i bought one for my 360 just so i could sit around and play at night and have someone wake up and look in my room like im watching the ring or some shit works good so far but i prefer the normal controller with FPS freeks.

  • If someone has already made this comment regarding the controller then I apologize! When you press the button for a second time and it appears off, it actually flickers to the movement of the rumble. Hitting it a third time turns off the controller completely.

    I have the PS3 one as well, and mine right from the box felt like parts were loose, I think it's just part of manufacturing. The controllers at work seem to suffer from the same issue.