Neck Beards and Fitness Challenges

[dontcare9021098]

its like you swallowed a weasel and then it got stuck and died trying to claw it way out ur neck

[DayEyK]

"The Green men"... "The Green brothers"... "No matter how you say it it still sounds like you're talking about green people."

[TheQueenSydney]

@WatchTheSunRiseUp and it didnt look that bad

[WatchTheSunRiseUp]

Dear Hank

I am writing from the future. 2012 specifically. (Although the event took place last year...)

You. Grew. A. Beard.

That's all . :)

[HeadInTheClouds1178]

@Daeckarkatten Yes. It's a rare condition. I just have this space in between my stomach and my neck, so my head and arms just float there. It's really unfortunate.

[HeadInTheClouds1178]

I can't do pushups. Like, at all. I can do chinups though. But whatever muscle you need to do pushups, I appear to be lacking it.

[Daeckarkatten]

@HeadInTheClouds1178 So you're missing a chest? oO

[coralista09]

I'm a teenage girl and I can do like over 35 pushups..... stinks for you guys!

[ScienceMusicLove]

Hank, I only have to shave like once every two or three months, and even then it doesn't really come in that much. It's awesome. Of course sometimes it makes me feel like I'm not a real man but...

[hatguy24]

I love how Hank has no idea how to lift weights

[RICKROLLBLENDER]

hey Hank!

any chance I can get your msn? :3

[hbkarma1]

Hanks face from 0:27 to 0:34 made my lol for like 15 minutes not gonna lie and that sucks cuz its like midnight and every one in my house is sleeping like i should be

[HariSlate]

His Wii Fit age is 28.

I have got older than that.

I am fourteen.

[natdot2804]

i am a nerd because i was watching this while listening to Hedwig's theme by Jarrod Radnich.

[crimsoncandycake]

HANK YOU ARE A LIAR! :O see? obviously you had to shave it! glad you did! *phew*

[Lelouch911]

Ohhh sure Hank...you lie, you grew a beard >.<

[louizill]

"it's like you swallowed a weasel, and then it got stuck and it died trying to claw its way out of your neck!"

hahahaha such a disgusting yet amazing explanation.

[CharmedSlayerr]

"Green men were just not meant to wear beards." Hank should talk to his future self.

[JohnBorgy]

I am rewatching this video from a future where Hank has a beard. Do not be alarmed it is awesome.

[toripup1]

As far as the whole shaving being annoying thing, I'm so glad I don't have to shave my face. It sounds painful and annoying.

[LifenProse]

@JessicarVroomVroom I find all the comments about how shaving your legs is worse than shaving your face funny. Have any of those people actually shaved their faces???

[JessicarVroomVroom]

@LifenProse I'm just pointing out that growing beards is socially acceptable for guys, and they can have the option to shave or not shave, where as if girls don't shave their legs, it's weird and mocked. We still have a choice, but not really

[ShuiYueSketchbook]

Is that a Book of Mormon on the shelf back there?

[maxrbmc]

ya... i no longer have a hot shower, and i have to boil my water for it to be potable... i *used* to live in the 1st world... but now I am stuck in the 3rd world... :(

[blacksnowhitequeen]

Let's tally the Suck Points:

On the men's side: 1 for shaving beards + 1 for haircuts

On the women's side: 5 to 10 for shaving legs (depending on whether you use wax or razor) + 15 for the discomfort of periods + 1 for haircuts + 3 for daily hair maintenance + 5 for facial hair (plucking eyebrows, etc.)

I think it's clear who should be complaining

[lillypod21]

@blacksnowhitequeen to be fair though, the leg shaving and daily hair maintenance and eyebrow plucking aren't really necessary. I mean... I don't.

...but then again, shaving isn't really necessary either so..

[blacksnowhitequeen]

@lillypod21 You don't hae to, but it's far more acceptable for a guy to not shave where as if a woman doesn't shave, it looks "bad" (depending on where and how much, but still).

[Hatgooch]

So I was gonna come down here to the comments and say that periods are worse... and then it turned out someone else had done it for me. PWN.

[okod146]

Oh stop complaining. You don't have to try to control the blood that's coming from a hole between your legs for about 1/4 of your lifetime!

[JessicarVroomVroom]

Oh, poor you, you have to shave your face once a week...

Sorry, but shaving your legs? Much more annoying

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

@JessicarVroomVroom

Preach!! It's like, it's okay for men to be all fuzzy and hairy but if women don't shave their legs it's like... morally wrong and considered disgusting. Yeah. So don't whine about shaving your face, Hank.

[azerskater]

@JessicarVroomVroom Well, you don't shave your face so how would you know?

[JessicarVroomVroom]

@azerskater i doubt you've shaved your legs, so i guess i could say the same for you. There's more leg to shave than there is face to shave, and it's weirder if girls don't shave their legs than if guys don't shave their faces

[azerskater]

@JessicarVroomVroom Very true.

[davorunner]

@JessicarVroomVroom You think so? Well if you cut yourself you can just wear pants... On your face it's visible by everybody. So uh, yeah - you lose!

[JessicarVroomVroom]

@davorunner Yes, because people always wear pants. Fact is, shaving is both annoying for girls and guys, we can debate over who has it worse for hours, but it really doesn't matter.

Oh please, I lose? I'm like Charlie Sheen- always winning

[davorunner]

@JessicarVroomVroom Yeah, I wouldn't know to be honest.I hate shaving my face, but I hate worse having a face full of hair. I guess it's probably similar with girls and their legs?

[JessicarVroomVroom]

@davorunner It's pretty similar. It's especially a pain if you want to wear a skirt or something and you forget to shave, it just feels awkward wether or not it's noticeable. It'd kind of be the same for guys, with some people thinking that the facial hair looks fine, but maybe you are thinking "God, I really want to get rid of this facial hair"

[faggotstep]

@JessicarVroomVroom it's kind of a different concept to be honest; would you rather have hairy legs? probably not, i'm guessing. having to shave your face when you don't have the capacity (or, quite often, the desire) to grow a beard is probably equal to leg shaving in terms of annoyance.

[dyslexicxheart]

Hank, have you ever tried shaving your knees?

EXACTLY.

[OffensivePi]

OH... MY... ROWLING!!!!!!!!!!! Cameo is like, the cutest cat ever. She looks a lot like my cat, CC. Also, Hank's Mii isn't blond enough, it just looks wrong.

[Faxtro1]

@OffensivePi

hmm, i never noticed what color his hair was.

[devonriley415]

I still watch this crap years later...why!?....I'm such a nerd...oh well..

[xchinasorrowsx]

Wii fit is inacurate. It has said my dad and I lost 8 or so pounds in a day.

[FuzzCutieNerd]

Shaving isn't painful as long as you have good razor! Try a five or even six blade razor; and statistically womens' razors work better than mens'.

[okod146]

@FuzzCutieNerd yes but men's blades are a billion times cheaper

[TinyPocketFairy]

Women have to shave their legs. Wanna talk painful and annoying? Try waxing yours sometime. ":!

[ifeelrelaxed]

@TinyPocketFairy he did.. on his face!

[coolnerdie]

@TinyPocketFairy

john waxed his legs...and his chin

[13cmwright99]

my wii fit age and my real age....are the same! XD

[horsejumpergurl107]

its like you swallowed a weasel, and then it got stuck, and then it died trying to claw it's way out of your neck.

[bakedfresh13]

Electric razor. tell your friends.

[SarahsSeniorYear]

my lumbar is burning

[butterflyinwinter]

Oh, men. You have to shave your face. Ask some girls. They apparantly, in order to be attractive, have to shave multiple parts of their body, wear strage makeup, wear very short skirts in a snow storm and shirts that expose more than they conceal. And that's only the beginning.

[Mercyb123]

@butterflyinwinter I know right, like do guys even know??? I have to spend damn near an hour on my makeup and hair every morning, have to shave, wax, use nair, you name it and all my guy friends say girls aren't hot if they dont wear short shorts year round!! Ugh...but i love it hahahahaha :)

[ShootLiegh]

@butterflyinwinter Then its a good thing true nerds like me don't care about that stuff. You Ms. Butterfly... are in the correct place.

[singlexfilexisxlove]

"My lombar is burning!"

[dog9girl]

Once a week? Hank I love you, but HA HA TRY BEING A GIRL.

[soultaker30]

Oh no! You have to shave! WOMEN GIVE BIRTH DAMN IT!

[VloggingVictor]

hey! neckbeards are not that aweful!

[Lunalover131]

You can burn more calories lifting the Wii Fit than actually playing it. xD

[maluse227]

once a week and u think thats bad ha! try being of irish decent and having to shave almost every day and then on top of that being hairy everywhere else and shaving that too! i hate hair anywhere but on my head so that makes life difficult.

[Brigid777]

@kitterflies "Queueing." 5 in a row!

[jazlyn777]

Your life isn't fair because you need to shave once a week? Try being a girl and needing a bikini wax once a month. CHALLENGE: bikini wax

[cmccrzy]

All those extra pounds are from your brains and your hearts XD

[Awesomesauseness19]

hahah old people.

[26Staples]

fun for old people :D

[oneofthousands1994]

"I couldn't be less manly right now"... 2 seconds later, "I kissed a girl and I liked it"

Mission Accomplished

[kitterflies]

....you sure that's english? XD

[silverturtle14]

"it's like you swallowed a weasel, and then it gto stuck, and then it DIED!!! while trying to claw its way out of your neck!!"

oh, hank green, you are too awesome for words

[SkizzleVids]

"its like you swalloed a wessle (i know i spelt that all wrong im sorry) and then it got and then it DIED trying to claw its way out of your neck!"

[2SilverRings]

@SkizzleVids thats ok. I spell it that way to.

[SkizzleVids]

@2SilverRings Thanks yeah i dont spell very well >.<

[Kikkies68]

"Anyway, what was I talking about?", haha, hooray for tangents!

[ERSorensen]

I only have one thing to say about no one having a good neckbeard. That one thing is Shane Koyczan.

[VloggingVictor]

neckbeards are cool too!

[channelclaire]

i find your brains much more sexy than the possibility of you being slightly less portly on the wi fit.

[barefootgirl4]

@kitterflies

Beauty.

[HPwrocks]

I chocked on my gum laughing during this video!!

[kitterflies]

Dear vlogbrothers, i know this is random, but it seems like you'd be the only people who'd know the answer, is "radioactivity" the only word in the English dictionary with 3 vowels together? are there words with more than 3?

[majorafan09]

@kitterflies Sequoia. 4 vowels!

[usedtomakemesmile]

@kitterflies Lieu

[xLiveLoveTossx]

@kitterflies Nope, the word 'beauty' has three together too. And Hawaiian has four vowels together.

[Turbendido]

I couldn't hear anything he said after he said swallow a weasle because I was laughing so hard

[stonemonkey999]

I have a friend in the same year as me who has a neck beard that looks like pubes. No joke.

[watchcloudspassmeby]

My brother can only grow a neck beard but he loves it. He's going to be "Neck Beard the pirate" for Halloween. No joke.

[weasley1497]

are you guys still doing the fitness challenge? if you are i think john should win because of his fitness for nerds video. =D

[meantean]

Same shit here! with the beard thing man haha

[Halster310]

Oh what I would give for the chat logs between Hank and John Green...

[ZOMGitsKENNY]

@Halster310 How about your eyes?

[Thoran666]

the only thing you will push up are daisies if you continue aging like this

[latestranger]

Hehe... green men should not wear beards. 

[crazycupcakefan]

fun for OLD PEOPLE!

[Jessmo198]

Nerdfighteria. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[jackcanthink]

"It's like you swallowed a weasel; and then it died, trying to claw it's way out of your neck!"

[MsHelloHurricane]

once a week?! <3 you hank, but GIRLS shave more than that every week, especially if you have dark hair like I do, and we cut ourselves and it is not fun. I mean, a guy can go without shaving and be considered hot with a beard, but a girl which unshaved legs is not considered hot. In fact people would probably make fun of her for it. Just saying..

[juhesihcaaa]

@MsHelloHurricane agreed. I have to shave everyday if I'm going to be wearing shorts.

[latestranger]

Ahhh, the Fitness Challenge. Remember that?

[FrostedPingu]

vlog bros FTW!!

[SyreenInSapphire]

I've been looking for the actual fitness challenge. Where is it??

[Quex01]

faggot

[narnianqueen96]

@Quex01 Did you just call Hank Green a bundle of firewood? *sarcastically applauds* Thou art as fat as butter. I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

[blackdragon9291]

Don't worry, Hank. I have the same type of little beard as you.

[pythonfan001]

john c. calhoun had a neckbeard. and no other type of beard. he shaved his face and left it on his neck. it looked like a turtleneck. its pretty disgusting.

[4ndiland]

i thnk the wii fit age designates the level you play at.

[appeasedsouls]

Ha ha! Hank, you remind Morgan of a girl!

That means that you ARE a girl. (*points and laughs*)

I'm just kidding. You're a dude. Most women don't grow beards.

Also, you're awesome.

I hope you made great use of that Wii Fitness!

I think there needs to be a follow-up video?

[missnutmeg95]

Electrolysis, my friend. Ends your shaving problems forever. Just don't get it on your eyebrows. Please. Just trust me.

[SillylittleMorgan]

Omg...

This is REALLY random, but you remind me ALOT of my friend Melanie.

You look and act just like her, haha.

[lilcapt]

every other day

[fiddlestick89]

You think thats annoying... I have to shave at least 2-3 times a week :( lol

[regularguy5mb]

The neckbeard is the bane of my existence. I'm fine with shaving everything else, but why must that be the most sensitive area AND the most course beard hair?

And it just doesn't want to shave off!

[GodzillaCO]

I wear my neckbeard with pride

and yes, I go out in public with it

[brauercl]

what happened to the fitness challenge?

[CeriLouise25]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.....

hahaha!! :D

[Ineededanaccount0]

Fuck people who hate neckbeards

[appeasedsouls]

Nope. Noooo.

I hate neck beards, but you may not fuck me.

Especially if you've got a neck beard. Ew.

[splicegrrl]

yay for cameo cameo!

[RockemSockemRobotic]

NECKBEARDS ARE FOR PEDOPHILES.

Also I hate shaving.

[TinaWantsToRoar]

I kind of want a Wii fit now.

[purplesoccerlabrador]

I just bought Wii Fit. It works you out, but oh my god, the box was so heavy! I do enjoy it, though.

[bakerybabe29]

I love the wii fit! it makes me feel less fat, and I am improving my life span by decreasing my BMI!

[ALoveLikeWinter]

I think i want to see that neck-chin-mustache beard one day LMAO any chance of doing a video with that? :D

[MichaelSG13]

Hehe, The cat is cuter then the Wii Fit XD Nice

[calator]

dude. Abraham L. totally pulled the neckbeard off...

[dragonlord951]

lol wii fit is mean, if your overweight then they fatten up your mii (i only know because my height was too low so i was made overweight)

[onehugsyguy]

Haha, for a second there I thought you were saying that my life was like ten times better than the average persons BECAUSE I was watching this video, which would have been hilarious.

*clicks subscribe button*

[98petowner89]

I think you look good w/ the neck beard. Or without. Or whatever. I don't care. Nice kitchen. Life isn't fair so why should I be? ~ Somebody interviewed on The Hour on CBC i forgot who I think it was an author I'm confused so I think I'll just stop typing.

[am0resperr0s]

According to BMI, my father would have to be 130 pounds before considered underweight.. and trust me, he would be dead if he were anywhere near 160.

[xSwiFtYzx]

Agreed. BMI only takes into account the mass and height of said person. It doesn't measure the percentage body fat, muscle percentage or any other anatomical characteristic. The factors of height and mass are not enough to go by to determine whether someone is of "normal" weight.

[iceteabeingstirred]

Nothing could be better than your High School Musical DDR pack.

Unless it came with an endless supply of...ok, lost my train of thought. But it was a good one!

[peoplecallmeagoth]

LOL, yah i found out my BMI is 16.5

and im 5 foot 8.

not good. D:

Apparently im near what people call starvation, although i look almost normal.

[likeetherocket]

haha.

hank is so cute.

[haleyisgangsta]

A janitor at my high school had an intense neck beard, but his wife made him shave it. I miss Ed's neck beard.

[aubreykidx]

"fun for old people"

makes me laugh everytime.

also, all you females that shave every day are CRAZY. i shave like, once a week. but my leg hair is blonde so you can't really see it. i might shave more if i had dark hair.

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Yeah well, being a woman, I have to shave my legs and underarms every single day, or at least every other one so they don't get stubbly. I wonder when mankind decided that women can't be hairy but men can? And although I haven't problems with this yet, some women get mini mustaches too lol. Life isn't fair.

[ElTICO31]

if women could be hairy..the human race wouldn´t reproduce

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

LOL, that may be true.

[1lovesoni]

probably because he collects books like that, I know I DO, I have a book of mormon, a kurane, a king james bible, and even a jahovas witness bible.

Or possibly, he's a mormon

[MonisticWonder]

why do you have a copy of the Book of Mormon on your shelf?

[sandwichperson]

At least you don't have to shave your legs. EVERY. DAY.

Men came up with this brilliant aesthetic for themselves and then tricked us women into it. You have been laughing ever since.

[thevloggirls]

"i kissed a girl and i liked itttttttt" lol

[KrazyGlueWebcast]

Fun for old people!

[Krydox]

lmao the end was so funny dunno why xD

"i'll be seeing you constantly"

[lunafaery92]

high school musical???

still funny anyway

[BCKIsObsessed2JB]

lol "its like you swallowed a weasle it got stuck while trying to claw it self out!" rofl

[TheHerrRichardson]

Hank, why is John's itchen nicer than yours?

[Ginny0595]

I went to my grade 8 grade and i got the science award and my teacher said to me great job and best wishes.

[wwickeddogg]

It was really hard to pay attention after you talked about your neck beard

[59kimbo95]

BREATHE HANK, BREATHE!

[ocdrockernerd]

"My lumbar is burning."

[FLESHANDB00KS]

It's okay guys. Not everybody was meant to be buff. You're clever. Let that be enough.

[Socialist5]

my Wii fit age started at 75, then went to 78. I am all of 16, so your 45 isn't that bad.

[MousketeerMaiden]

18 days, 12 hours, and 37 minutes

[streetemail]

haha! i have the same problem :-/#

[crazyforce4]

your nifty

love,maddie from

c.f.4

[alizask]

Thanks for posting!

[cupcakes0711]

Actually, chances are you have eaten poop. Apparently a lot of fecal matter sneaks into the meat we eat, but usually as long as you cook it properly it's okay to eat without getting sick.

[blowtorchacurlyfry1]

one of the reasons i'm vegetarian.

[Robot1872568]

That was one of the best videos that Hank has ever uploaded! It was very quirky and mixed up which is goood!

[MissAnoni]

Yay! Another awesome video out!

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

I liked the dark sexy lighting. Jus' sayin'.

[MissAnoni]

Hey, just asking - did you have to memorize how many A's there were in ur username? I like it btw.

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

Haha yeah kind of, when I chose it, I just counted that there were 10 and it stuck in my mind. Thanks, glad you like it, I like getting comments asking me about it! ^.^

[Pumpkie234]

I find it strange, bacdafucup4, that you have been leaving comments on this video for around 2 days. So by coming and checking on all the chaos you've created in the comments, you are implying that you care what us "gay stupid geeks" think of you. Well I hope you're pleased to see that you've been pwned.

[potterlove]

where are all these death eaters coming from?

all these dumb comments.

Enjoy the video, freaks!

Hank and John are made of awesome :D

[clawedfish]

i wish my balls would stop growing hair.

[azerbach]

I like how everybody's BMI should be 22. Except not even vaguely. No love for cold-weather-hardy people.

[angelwings300]

Try shaving you legs

[etCdOMi]

Exactly :O

[ISnoggedHarry]

Wii Fit is super.

[ronnisim]

You're right about green men not being meant to wear beards. The Hulk didn't have a beard either.

[TheComicScholar]

It is the right of any group to define its own name. So you have no right to tell us what our name is you pathetic bombardment of gas and lies.

[SaveOurServer]

Lol i feel your pain, also can only grow facial hair in those 3 places... its so annoying.

[razmatazmaz]

I agree with xWhoYouThinkiAm, at least you don't have weasels poppin' out yo' legs. Also, your cat would have to be HUGE to weigh more than a wii fit and when the animated wii fit isn't telling you how it didn't see you yesterday and why weren't you exercising? it can be pretty cute.

[xWhoYouThinkiAm]

you're lucky you dont have to shave your legs :3

by the way, who brought all the haters here?

[mazzwillrocu]

hank i love you