Best of Raptor Jesus

[aaaltier]

Does God dislike me for watching this?.........And enjoying it?

[brawlmaster234]

Wat and why reply pleae

[archaicsapiens]

I'm a velociraptor, and I find this offensive

[Darkdeath161]

I hate it when I study and velociraptor throws bananas on me lol

[LoboDeBayamon]

This is blasphemy!, children, join the FSM to be save

Theirs only one but only one god and that the spaghetti monster.

Ramen!.

[DADINOMASTER]

@LoboDeBayamon I thought raptor Jesus loved meat sauce so he fought the FSM in a glorious battle but they were too good of a match for each other so they teamed up and conquered the universe.

[LoboDeBayamon]

@DADINOMASTER But that still doesn't matter!!!, only one but one!.Praise the spaghetti monster or ells!. You must circumnavigate the Intellect like are hero Kirk Cameron told us to be. Raptor Jesus was just a men, JUST A MEN!!!! Y U NO STOP WORSHIPING THE CREATIONS ლ(ಠ益ಠლ.

You all need to be touched by his noodly appendages, ramen.ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[DADINOMASTER]

@LoboDeBayamon Ah but raptor jesus when he went extinct became a god above all others, only equalled by the spaghetti monster, so quit denying the truth and embrace the holy union.

[MNsportguru88]

be free my child

[shadowfreeze88]

I believe in hilarious and I find this Jesus.

[Vader3123]

Butthurt Christians with no sense of humor.

[whlady725]

What about the one: say your prayers because Raptor Jesus can now open doors! :D

[DADINOMASTER]

@whlady725 JP reference :)

[168anonymous]

4CHAN IS EVIL.....oh wait...

[HowToBlend5532]

we sing this at my school



[cm3007235]

@HowToBlend5532 Seriously? Where are you from?

[AgrivatedKillah]

@HowToBlend5532 wow what kind of school you go to?

[sinnersinc91]

@HowToBlend5532 im sorry

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

is that baby for sale?

it is now

raptor jesus ftw

[BritishUbnub]

trentonnnnnnnnnnn



[TheSkouge]

RAPTOR JESUS IS TROLL!

[Unzem]

@GLITCHENSCOPE Why would you be clicking on a video Raptor Jesus. That in itself would be "offensive" to christians, but i digress. If you want something thats not offensive, watch some of the people im subscribed to, that will cheer you right up.

[zlii]

got your nose, lol!!!

[charliepossenriede]

where is my mommy jesus? "lol heaven i guess"

[MMOSaga]

And you wonder why god will destroy this planet....

[futureman1400]

@MMOSaga no where in the bible does it state that Jesus was not a velociraptor.

[SlasherCorp]

@futureman1400 L O L ! ! ! !

true

[mbuller11]

@futureman1400 no but he ate bread though, raptors do not eat bread

[dontforgetme1651435]

@mbuller11 He's Jesus, he can't eat bread if he fucking feels like it, Extinct Prehistoric Lizard or not.

[DADINOMASTER]

@mbuller11 How do you know, the stomach is not preserved only the bones of what their last meal was, bread does not have a skeleton so it would not be preserved but who knows, maybe they did have prehistoric ovens and a flour ancestor species to bake bread. :)

[mbuller11]

@DADINOMASTER pretty soon the cult of Raptor Jesus and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti monster are going to start suicide bombing each other

[LoboDeBayamon]

@mbuller11 ಠ_ಠ.......... I pray for you.. 

[NexusARC]

@futureman1400 I know your comment is old but, it is fucking hilarious, and I didn't even see what the guy you replied to said.

[TaylorCooki]

:raptorjesus:

[TheWallinator74]

Only those with the most succulent livers will be saved.

[24kgoldring]

Be sure to join Raptor Jesus on facebook :D

[msmary11]

LOL LVL 40



[RandomCommenter707]

Only those with the most succulent livers will survive!!

Bring on the Velocirapture!!

[btk88]

I cried during this video it truly is amazing. Raptor Jesus #FTW

[TH3TROLLMAST3R]

i understand now that the interwebs doesn't play by the rules

[666wowfreak]

NOW UNTIL VELOCIRAPTURE :,)

[WingZeroXXXG]

lawl im in ur base killing ur mans

[cam7z7]

Wait did anyone notice it showed the srsly noob gtfo one twice?

[Professorfs]

the pagans actually who fill the church with statues and pray for them !!

the way that you speak proves what your church learns you : )

Allah guide you ..

[1122334455667700]

Got your nose X'D

[yngvaibucketrucci]

lol u sed lol hepz az it was funneh lololololol

i rated 5 stars

[terrorlord15]

too much wow + lol shit sexual-lobster does raptor jesus better

[GinioCoz]

Great me mate de la risa xD LoL

[DragonflightProduct]

I loled hard

[alepiresjr]

Egg Liner? Srsly???

[Bonzso]

what is the name of this song? i want to know! : D

[Laughtraxx]

@Bonzso Awesome God

[Laughtraxx]

Think todays games have lag? It took jesus 3 days just to respawn

[koltazan]

el video mas LOL del planeta... Cool

[XxComablackxX1937]

At ''7 seconds'' Raptor Jesus ''Where is your god now''

hahahahahaha I want that picture on a fucking shirt.

[pakraduni10]

@XxComablackxX1937 The picture on your ass would be much better

[dafunkystar]

LVL 40!!! LOL!

[Nanaki2042]

RAPTOR JESUS WILL RISE AGAIN!

[Drsatan9]

No! Not Prof Exavior!

[Thanos71185]

Let the Velocirapture begin!

[mikeyxxx1988]

Have respect.

[sauphler]

1:16 LULZ FOR TEH RAPTORKING!

[ngilford1]

lol i love how the comment saying "Respect Jesus!" gets flagged for spam. LONG LIVE 4CHAN!

[Murlawk]

@ngilford1 He didn't come from 4chan. He evolved from Second Life.

[IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

@Professorfs

STFU and GTFO u believer , what are u doing here?? u fucking pagan :D

[PJQNotepack]

@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH Oh let him complain, and pagans aren't that bad xD

[IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

@PJQNotepack

xD

[KaolinC]

@Professorfs Sorry guy, but as much as you hate to see, jesus is a very normal thing to talk about, but most usually talk about Raptor Jesus more, since he is more groovy. Trust me, I'm from the internet, I know what I'm talking about. xD

[EmeraldSky33]

You could not have picked better music. "Awesome God" plus the Jurassic Park theme? YESSSS.

[hydropwnics]

I'd go to hell for worshipping Raptor Jesus... Anyday...

[ngilford1]

song plz lol

[anrere]

@ngilford1 look 2 cm below the video tard, Maranatha! Praise Band - Awesome God 

[raptorjesus98]

Anon.

[ForsakenUnderworld]

LMFAO!!

[nomickok2]

"where is mommy?"

"heaven i guess lol"

bwahaahahah

[Thefallenraptor]

someone should make this a genuine religion.

[NouraOfModania]

"Where is your god now?! Hahaha" Lol xD

[TheMeurix]

"BE FREE MY CHILD!" xD

[pimpslappa1]

@TheMeurix thats my favorite one LOL

[xbox360fan52]

lol Raptor Jesus. That is what my friend Ryan told me about. lol

[hfrench0]

LOLOLOLOLO!

[Isusovac1995]

1:07 ROFLMAO best picture xD

[reload95]

LVL 40 LOL!

can you take me to vc?

[DutchNordic]

God send his only begotten raptor to earth in order to go extinct for our sins.

[TheDorkySquirrel]

Our God's a Jurassic God. He reigns from 4chan above. With wisdom, power and lulz. Our God's a Jurassic God.

[eyeback]

flowers r fags lololollol

[mrwormburn]

the is the most valid art i have seen in a long time. awesome!

[gibsondudek]

where i can found this awesome music?

[sonicspeed011]

Raptor Jesus became extinct for your sins. lol

[XxComablackxX1937]

Where is your God now? HAHAHAHAHAHA

One word to describe that an that's Brilliant i LOL for at least a good minute.

[Poulmy]

@pimpslappa1 No you didn't create Raptor Jesus... T-Rex God did haha :D

[SaturnineXTS]

All blasphemers go fuck yourselves. Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins and you belittle him. How dare you.

[KazukaShano]

Lmao what's next ? Fursuit Jesus?

[MoonKnight14]

1:12 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH

[JeniusRob]

This song + these pics = made of win

[mechadonkykong]

if theres a jesus raptor than there should be a chuck norris raptor

[Haydn780]

omg i love this, im a christian and i love jurassic park. freakin awesome!!!!

[MrPSYCHOTIC666]

Im gonna run into a church with that old dinosuar jurassic park mask from like 1990 and start preaching raptor jesus

[Poisonfrogg]

i luv raptor jesus!!!

[spartacandream]

Praise be the Lord Raptor Jesus! May he return and rapture us before the next meteor comes to strike!

[DesertStreets]

I ♥ Raptor Jesus.

[47burton47]

@DesertStreets I <3 your mom

[DesertStreets]

@47burton47 My mom has a penis.

[naruto04300]

what is the name of this fuckin epic music

[silverwolfpacora]

He became extinct for our sins.

[TheBaconlaser]

I tried not to laugh but when he threw Xavier down the stairs and yelled "BE FREE MY CHILD" I lost it.

[mariahkoko]

i love this shit :-D

[Rave7557]

All hail raptor Jesus

[MrGregzor]

very funny^^

[BryceD546]

If anyone wants to say raptor jesus isnt real....then how do you explain the flying speghhti monster?

[elpadroney]

finally a religion I feel apart of

[kornhead6555]

*cry*

he went extinct for our sins

*cry*

[sxerunner]

I'm writing this on Good Friday: Remember guys, Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins today.

[FreakyGremlinDK]

one of VERY few religions that don't make it's beliver go to war and fight other religions...seriuosly

[Raduleczek]

Anyone know title this sound? :P

[F00D1ES]

raptor jesus eh?...i think this is the religion for me LOL lvl 40!!! XD

[Nowheremovies]

religion is bullshit! raptor jesus is funny

[lukewind13]

raptor jesus ftw

[starwarsfamilyguy0]

@trextrex65 lol its a joke xD u mad bro, u mad!?

[trextrex65]

Jesus not for fun to mix them with dino

[IateMasterCheif]

raptor jesus is my hero

[SciNonymous10]

Yes, it is fun.

[trextrex65]

it is fun for the dumb kids

[SciNonymous10]

Hmm, not really. It's funny for those who see religion is all bullshit.

All hail Raptor Jesus!

[FreakyGremlinDK]

HAIL!!!! :D

[FreakyGremlinDK]

i remember the very first time i saw this. i was in school and the teacher was SO boring. so i turned on my laptop and went on youtube when this was on the front page. i had a very hard time trying not to laugh my ass off, the teacher didn't notice anything but the suronding students looked wierd at me

[Brakzar]

Raptor Jesus pwns Allah-saurous

[maximopetar]

HAHAHAHAHA xDDD lawl im in ur base killing ur mans xD fucking epic

[Ryukil]

who started this thing?

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

ancient sumerian tablets

[SkodisCZ]

christians?

[barkbark100]

Hey i met him once he tried to eat me, atleast raptor Buddia and raptor ALA would not touch me with they mouths

[SK8ERB0IY]

lol this is so messed up

[Atrotecism]

All Hail Raptor Jesus Our Lord And Saviour.

[Venomek1985]

1:22 hahahah

[Thepunishingguy]

This stuff is getting more and more popular...

Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster-help me to resist the temptation to embrace this new religion...

On the second thought---RAPTOR JESUS OWNS!

[Pr0nuser100]

RAPTAR JEESUS IS MAI HERO!!!!!

[awm505]

this owns all

[Nowitzki25]

this is win

[Poulmy]

Nowhere in the bible does it say that Jesus wasn't a Raptor !

Raptor Jesus, Pink Unicorn and Flying spaghetti monster are the truth !!

[feanor]

@Poulmy yes it does.

[ZACKnirvana]

@Poulmy hooray for pastafarianism!

[LeaderOfTheByzantium]

@Poulmy ehm, the bible says the human looked like god

[Poulmy]

@LeaderOfTheByzantium damn you're right ! the bible also says a lot of stupid things like we should kill wizzards or that there is no evolution. lol

[LeaderOfTheByzantium]

@Poulmy well, santa claus is a wizzard and I would kill him if I had the chance

[petj0n]

@Poulmy lol silly flying spagetti are extinct for raptor jesus just love theam..

[Pooternackle]

@Poulmy ur fucking speaking blasphemy u fuck. raptor jesus is the only true lord. enjoy bathing in the fiery intestines of t-rex muhammad u fuck

[DukeNukenum]

@Pooternackle T-rex Muhammad, lolol. dude i laughed soooo hard at your comment. By the way, i think u misinterpreted Poulmy, he says he believes in raptor jesus. reread the comment

[LurkerAnonymous]

HE WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS!!! :))))

[SirPwn4lot]

The sad thing is I actually like this song :( I'll go sit in the corner now.

[savagenoble7]

@SirPwn4lot Our god's a Jurassic god he reigns from form 4-chan above. With wisdom power and lulz our gods a Jurassic god.

[EvertonFooty]

@savagenoble7 - Much lulz

[EmeraldSky33]

@SirPwn4lot

I do, too, and I'm not even a Christian. XD

[SirPwn4lot]

@EmeraldSky33 Neither am I lol

[Deidara360]

Zomg raw movez! olol christ air XD

[2prize]

who is thought this up is a genius

[lord3imos]

hail raptor jesus and muhamed rex ;p

lol well I was fighting with fags that said it was created in 4chan .i. noobs

ytmnd ftw

[Alfredo2434]

this is very very bizarre, but funny, I got today a t shirt of raptor jesus, and I hope that anyone doesn`t hit me in the nuts after getting out of my home. :D

[FlubAvatarfan]

LOLOLZOMGOSM

[Gameguy602]

you gotta wonder who came up with some of this stuff...

and how...

[FlubAvatarfan]

4chan, probs.

[FreakyGremlinDK]

who the hell got this idea?!?!?! i like it, it's funny in a relly wierd way. hail Raptor Jesus ^^

[TeenageEntertainment]

Fuck raptor jesus HAIL XENU!

[FreakyGremlinDK]

XENU??? who is that?

[TeenageEntertainment]

LURK MOAR

[FreakyGremlinDK]

...who's that

[Koolkeithmathew]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Jteppic]

If you dont pray to him, he will bite your face off and put in on your ass. ^_^

[fantasmicsix]

Thank you.

[FurryXterminator]

pray 4 him killing de furries

[BillsFan716]

This is such a great song. Whenever I hear it I will be thinking of Raptor Jesus.

[hazardous1990]

praise raptor jesus