TurboTax: The Rap (Extended Version)

[6669Anthrax]

coming home from school and my brain is full

[sang3Eta]

Turbo Tax song is not complete without a verse on Tinny Geitner Turbo Tax defence. ;D

[tubads]

Lol, I like this video!

[p3trutu]

i love youtube!!!gives me the chance to discover talented people like you!

congrats'

[TcFairclough]

" you wont see me wishing on a four leaf clover when the IRS asks me to bend over " <3

[curetcd]

I DOMINATE!

[itzonu1]

I wanna deduct my camel expenses

[MrMustafanifel]

Remy ur always the best

[andrewldexter]

"I got more No. 2s than a port-a-potty."

[MattThermer]

I guess the IRS don't like to be defrauded?

[Yahtzoom]

The reason he didn't win is because of Habib. "Racism"

[TheFib98]

@Yahtzoom That's not the contest version. He took Habib out in the Contest Version.

[DeathByPunishment]

1:08 to 1:12 is kind of where i know my money is going...

[ubetterreconize123]

It is the best day

[KingGoose24]

I didn't know I could expense my wifes "Camel" toe

[rechitsapivo]

Dammit, how could I forget camel expenses?! Thanks Remy!!

[hamburgermm35]

in school like 3 years ago my teacher ask what was April 15th.. and because of this video i knew the answer..

[kixdirtsevin]

Remy must be a libertarian.... cuz he is so cool.

[SUP3RJ3W113]

@Samthesplintthree too bad there are a total of ten facts XD

[killerm5]

@Samthesplintthree Well, that wasn't stupid, it is pointless. And tomorow will not be the best day ever whether i post it or not because I have a 3h math exam on linear algebra.

[muzjiks77]

8===========D

[Palillos1337]

THUMBS UP MY WIENER DERP

[LordKaisen]

what was that dwarf doing lol

[CentRLeft]

lol

[Mozinskis]

159 people don't play solitaire!

[CRLMZI99]

i love how he has 5 different voices

[ArmyyyXx]

i love it how the 2 top comments are dissing the dislikes

[abetehabra]

the beat is so badass

[TheNeonCow]

@bestolineguide

That's what they said about communism.

[RREIZIAN]

Sooo true

[bestonlineguide]

@JJsCorner it's not only the irs that sucks , its the entire government, the state. The only thing that works is anarchism. Trust me

[ODST14]

@bestonlineguide Anarchy doesn't work. When Somalia's government collapsed and when anarchy took over, people were starving and people were killing each other for food and control. It got so bad the U.N. had to help, only to get their people killed by the people (not all) they were helping and left. No form of government is perfect but I'd rather have a central government than no government at all.

[bestonlineguide]

@ODST14 that's a bad example, that wasnt real anarchy, it was a collapse. An anarchistic society where people know that anarchy works will be billions times better than todays society. Everything in our society will be waaay better. Name anything, everybody will have better health, economy, employment, basically everybody will be rich, no wars, no disease, all business fields will offer 1000 times better products, services, etc. Do a search for freedomainradio and you'll get proof that it works

[deathrow6296]

vanilla ice i loved him in ninja turtles lol!:]

[dzejlana1]

Habib is the best

Thumbs up!

[THEROBLOXER1]

thats not true remy.... taking your mom to prom isnt as easy as it looks

[xXxLolYouMadxXx]

1:05 mmmmmmmm

[ThePtVids]

0:11 is that a pretzel in the bottom left?

[AnarchisThinker]

@ThePtVids No. You can see the reflection and realize that it is made of glass. (Not pretzel)

[DJRULEZ26]

1:40 did he draw on his face

[harri685]

@DJRULEZ26 no...Thats Habib not Remy

[DJRULEZ26]

@harri685 wow

[TheHaloCentury]

You should have been placed first!

"So when we rip you off, it doesn't take too long"

[thadawerk]

I saw this video four year ago, but just wanted to come back and check it out again. good job.

[iAmDirect]

remy your are the king of rap!

it goes:

1st Goremy

2nd eminem

3rd RhettandLink!

[imsomeone101]

@iAmDirect

wrong white boy its

1st tupac

2nd goremy

3rd ice cube

yeah eminem not that good to be in the list :)

[legocrap5]

MY NAME IS REMY TOO!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!

[demoliration]

157 people pay tax normaly



[GunnerMan23]

@demoliration Nah they just work for the IRS

[sound619]

157 people never used turbo tax

[Bigtnac]

Habib looks like my dad! Hahaha! Jk

[AlexGeorgeFaris]

156 people are allergic to awesomeness.

[StealthNinja2]

Habib is the fucking man

[darkjames10001]

lmaooooo at 0:46-0:48

[loislane235]

"Then when we rip you off it won't take to long!" :)

[harks8]

awsome rap

[Prettyboi63514]

What Place Did Remy Cum In

[mojiganga2]

AWESOOOOME

[MrMultiSuperMegaMan]

No, It shoud've been Rhett and Link 1st, GoRemy 2nd, and cpulfer 3rd

[DeckKnight]

This is so awesome and true.

[MisterDude499]

Turbotax showed up as an ad.

[123mrkooldude]

wtf habib is so random

[99RavensFAN]

Remy is hilarous

[mecaganopoderentrar]

habib is a stud!

[Ander0072originalv2]

you said the truth about the irs, they might go after you, after all our government does waste our money (we pay sooo much for taxes, yet we are 14 trillion in debt? How does this happen?)

[Xboondock44X]

156 people didn't get paid ha

[Sanksion]

I love what u did on this one, great rap, very pro. "audit this" XD

fuck da irs

[seethebob]

Lol, there is a TurboTax advertisement in the cornor.

[ogismotheonly101]

turbo tax is a Criminals dream of making it big, they use every single sleazy trick there is to take your money, while claiming they have a free trip for you, & did you read the turbotax prepaid visa offer? they are endowed with government criminality and probably blessed with it too!!!! this is a horrible company, it needs to be investigated and reported to the consumer board, oh I just gave myself an idea, so don't use them, band them.

[ogismotheonly101]

turbotax is american's lie, & the IRS dream, instead of fighting them retards, you are fighting the retards of turbotax,who were probably ex-IRS. they offer you free for the first time, then ask you to sign an agreement form, after depressing free for first time users of turbotax, you sign, then halfway in the questioning they say, the best one for you is through guided, which you had depressed when you hit free, & thought you were on it, then at the end they want over $40 for a return of 150!

[nintendoatarikiller]

fun fact: the IRS can still collect taxes after a natural disaster or a nuclear explosion

[JujuMs3210]

MY BIRTHDAY IS ON TAX DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wfiolsltiearm]

@JujuMs3210 sorry

[quicknastyproject]

"and we hope it makes you smile" you're a genius.

[mmaka911]

i don't have to pay tax in my counrtry :D

[jibu8]

hey guys watch this

/watch?v=bJ3tQHzwE3M

omg remy is soo funny

[Denon333dash888]

I counted the number of times he said TurboTax in this video.

3 times.

This kinda comment will be in all videos for the contest.

[kristakiisu]

why is there part 2:26

[crazypotatoinc]

The best part is from 0:00 to 2:25

[Zazk00]

funny az fuckn' hell az hell

[sairam2090]

simply superb

[g00nzer]

He probably lost because he made fun of Vanilla Ice, lol, otherwise he probably would have won.

[2010shadowdemon]

bad green screening

[TCzelusniak]

@2010shadowdemon to be fair this was made in 2007 and high quality chroma key software wasn't exactly available at a decent price

[2010shadowdemon]

@TCzelusniak fair point

[MrKolopop]

the best part is 0:39 to 0:51

[TCzelusniak]

That was awesome

[urgener]

With the FairTax, prices will remain pretty much the same, yet you'll have more of your gross income to spend. Costs of production will go down because companies won't have the expense of all the tax lawyers and consultants. Taxes will also go down because the base of tax payers will be broader. Illegals and Criminals will finally contribute to the fed gov. What's more, the dirt poor will be totally "untaxed", without even waiting in lines and completing forms.

[dtvgmedia]

70K pages of loopholes deductions and credits cost Americans $350 to $450 billion to prepare taxes directly when they pay to have their taxes done or purchase a product or service from a business that payed a tax accountant or lawyer. IRS tells us we spent over 7.4 billion hours last year.

With the fairtax most wont have to prepare a forms. Compliance cost drop by 90% returning Billions of hour to the people to spend with friends family or building their business providing products people want.

[18edkelley]

CAMELS CARRY FAT IN THEIR HUMP NOT WATER

[m1a1carbine44mag]

love habib

[xXSunnyXx14]

"So you can tell the IRS to audit this" xD

[fatalflaw1234]

you said state 2x

[fatalflaw1234]

rems can you send the lyrics

[josh329817]

i like the part about turbo tax

[robly17]

I like the part where they talk about taxes

[DragonSlayer1902]

dude your mental.wtf is wrong it u?

[darkkismies]

153 ppl work for goverment :P

[111rocklee]

whers frenchie

[Olster8]

I bet this video wasn't chosen because he used the word "retarded". Political correctness goes a long way in our society

[IMDAGSTAR]

are u Arab or lebo

[IMDAGSTAR]

do u no wat u should be doing now

traveling because das how good u r

[XnobodyX100]

152 People haven't paid there taxes!

[hoboactor835]

@XnobodyX100 4394 people didn't, but they still like it!

[TheSujis]

@XnobodyX100 Or they just like taxes... i mean with out taxes you wouldn´t have any healtcare or public schools = P but hilarious vid anyway

[Cptpreaplanes]

@TheSujis So.... what? I don't use either of those.

[TheSujis]

@Cptpreaplanes If you would have higher taxes they would be good enough to use...

[22ttube1]

152 people must have taken their mom to prom cuz there is no other reason a person could dislike this song

[btk54321]

@22ttube1 u mean they must of havnt taken there mom?? cus remy thinks its easy.

[22ttube1]

@btk54321 no i meant what i originally said.........lol

[btk54321]

@22ttube1 ok sir...



[btk54321]

@22ttube1 ok sir

[degen83]

Why would you not like this video? It is awesome :D

[stfuandLiftBtCh]

alll your videos are HILARIOUS!! love it!!

[dontgetsurprised]

Love him <3 xD

[panther2598]

They should make this a TurboTax commercial!

[anysomeone987]

@panther2598 Please. This is too awesome for TV.

[Pureaura472]

Habib <3 LMAO

[MiniBennie93]

152 people are Tax Dodgers

[AssassinScarab]

He seriously made a rap on TurboTax?

i love this guy :D

[rencrow]

@AssassinScarab

he made a rap about birthday hats, milk, eggs, and cheese. Sp you shouldn't really be surprised :P

[AssassinScarab]

@rencrow I know. I saw most of his videos a few days ago. I thought the last thing he would do was TurboTax, then I saw it on the sidebar xD

[therealMADgenius]

if u think kevin is gay,give me thumps up. cool song though

[whatthehecksores]

@therealMADgenius umm who the fuck is kevin?

[therealMADgenius]

@whatthehecksores the guy who said if this song is good thumps up...

[jcdenton2k]

You should've been paid by the company to make this rap :)

"We know how to spend your money better than you do"

[TheAidan134]

@jcdenton2k Remember when annoying comments like yours didnt clog up the comment section?

Remember when nobody cared about the subscribe buttons color or where the info pane was?

Remember when people understood that Youtube is a company that needs money to self-maintain itself, and the only way to that is through advertising or charging users a annual/monthly fee

Post this on every video and start a counter-revolution

Thumbs up to keep this

[jcdenton2k]

@TheAidan134: Sounds like someone's jealous my 'annoying' comment got 56 thumbs ups. I posted it 5 months ago...so yeah. Enjoy the music :)

[vash12349able]

@jcdenton2k right when he said we know how to spemd youe money better than you do i read the comment

[Honker103]

youuu should have one

[LouieTheGamer]

i you can make an awesome rap about tax, you know you've got talent

[lmpc1234]

this is one of my favorite videos nice videos remy way to go

[on1f3r]

legit sauce

[dusdusda]

this is briliant!



[SensationalStupidity]

i think it shoulda gone GoRemy 1st place, RhettandLink 2nd place, cpulfer 3rd place

[TanujaP]

Yay FairTax!!!

[dtvgmedia]

Nice video, but who needs turbo tax when you have the FairTax.

Under the fairtax there are about 86% fewer tax filers. Those filers will be business only. Additionally their 5th grade child could file the forms.

Imagine about 5 billion fewer hours spent filing taxes next year, spent instead doing things you would rather be doing.

[Nederdien]

The fair tax simply sucks ..

[hustlened]

Respond to this video... more numbers 2s then a port a poty

[austinphilbin]

the best rap ever

[findlater1000]

"its habib here son not up to my usual fun becuz im paying capital gain on my mutual fund" haha epic

[eich45375]

vanilla ice? i loved him in ninja turtles! XD

[KingHelmer]

sounds real proffessionel, i like it very much :)

But my favourite is : she thinks my camel`s sexy

[stewdudetp]

goremy should have won the grand prize for the turbo tax contest. much better than cpulfer's rap.

[DefensorsPacis]

"Yeah, it's real retarded."

I lol'd so hard when Uncle Sam said that, not sure why.

[Tonystarkes888]

I vote goremy for president. your a great writer you could do your own speeches.

[TiiaMarianne95]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa­aaa goood

[HexedPHXGames]

i love his uncle sam voice

[2ndstatus]

150 peolpe hate america and terbo tax

[MaximumManu]

damn man didnt know u can sing :D

[Kevin323gaw]

150 people are just to stupid to understand this great video.

[budmo100]

BAD ASSSSSSSS

[bucketwarfite]

do you have a mp3 version of just the raping and music

[pinball281]

half your money, shit man you have been robbed and you cant tell the police because they will tell the police first for not paying

the real criminals will never see a prison cell because they own the prisons, they own and controll the banking sytem around the world and come to think of it whos going to stop them?

those motherfuckers

[dashiznit1001]

@pinball281 well me and you are mobin up at washington tommorow to take those fukers down

[pinball281]

@dashiznit1001 LOL i hear that, go in locked and loaded and shout suprise motherfuckers!!

[logan1ism]

THIS SHOULD BE THERE COMMERCIAL 

[DachampsterStudios]

Arete. Collaborate and listen. Now I know what that last part of this video is about. Its from the cheese rap lol.

[pinball281]

hold on, aprill 15th? the same day the titanic went down and the federal reserve came not long after that

[coryrbk]

"becuase we know how to speand te money mor ethen you do" Idk remy, that might be true..... you pored cheese on and Recies pieces on eggs, you poured milk down in your tub you bought your No hassle credit card :D well, hell no, the government speaking it on worse shit then that, at least we all got entertainment out of what you spent it on :D

[Spunky320]

lov it! march 20th's my bday and its an awesome song!

[soic2278]

150 hit the wrong button for the likes and dis likes



[DachampsterStudios]

150 people couldn't take your mom to prom

[coryrbk]

@DachampsterStudios your right, that's a burden i'd never nor wil ever be able to handle lolol

[Kevin323gaw]

This has to be the best Tax song I've ever heard.

[KanokwanTui]

wow..wow..i love your rap

[TheBlackSantas]

Check this its the best part… 0:00 - 2:26

[DolphinLuv82]

Aint that the truth !!!!

[ChiWrestlingAlliance]

You make a good point Rem, nice song.

[DrSul1maN]

هههههههههههههههههههه

كس امك يا نآز يا شبيه مكوت القرد :))

everything is right what hes sayin haahhaha