People have been saying that god is coming for the past 2000 years. When he shows up, let me know and maybe I'll say "hi" to him. Until then, shut up and leave people alone.
"I contend we are both atheists; I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours" - Stephen Roberts
pare!!! na brainwash ka na talaga!!!! walang diyos, importante, mabuhay tayo ng tahimik na secular, gumawa ng mabuti, pag walang relihiyon, ang mundo ay mas tahimik!!!
patunayan mo sa akin na may diyos na hindi ka nag babase sa tarantadong bibliya!!! you're delusional
I have question....Is Pope John Paul II in hell right now? Why would a loving god send him to hell? I have another question. Is Jesus Dark Skinned? Light Skinned? Chinese?
Satan is my Lord and Saviour. I love Him. He guides me. I accept him and he is in my heart every second of the day. He changed my LIIIIIFE! Usually each night, we play a rousing game of "Deny the Holy Spirt" while we sodomize each other with upside down crucifixes and make graven images. Tonight, however, we're having a marshmallow roast (lit with Bibles of course) down at the Lake of Fire, which is a much better place than Heaven.
Do you believe that the whole bible is literally true? Maybe some parts were mistranslated. Maybe some parts got changed. How could ALL of it be true? Aren't there contradictions? I'm pretty sure there are.
It makes sense for there to be contradictions and errors, because the bible was written by a lot of different men over a long period of time. If it had been written by god, that would be different; but we all agree that it was written by men. Men who made mistakes.
However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.
Can I buy you, Roland? How much do Filipinos cost?
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
My question is: what if I can't afford to pay? What then?
Imagine there's no Heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today ----------------- You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one John Lennon
You need to scream more. You're losing your impact. I remember when you first started making videos back in the day, you never failed to leave me shaking in my atheist boots. Now, I'm desensitized. TURN IT UP TO 11, ROLAND!
You are a great disappointment to me, Mr. Perez. I thought you had what it takes to save souls. But you'll never make it in this town with that half-arsed growling. Show some Goddamn gusto!
Ever think you should tell us about why god exists rather than that we are bound for hell? In the 1500x Ferdinand Magellan was able to use a sword and force. But, today you might have to actually convince someone.
ALL ETHEEEEEEEIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSsssss, JUST DIE ALREADY so that gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd can torment you forever in the lake of fire where you will scream, scReam SCREAM AND SCREAM nd beg gaaaaaaaaaaaahd for eternity for forgiveness, but no more forgiveness because it will b too late, and where worms will eat you alive forever but u r not dying and gaaaaaaaaaaaahd will just laugh at you and mock YOU!!!! Go aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead.
People just as delusional as you preacherman have been saying jesus is comming for 2000 years ... keep waiting
Now there are NEO's and SUPER VOLCANOS, not to mention SUPER TIDAL WAVES, ELEs abound, however none are the creation of a god, just the nature of our planet, with or without us they would continue to happen as they've happened for billions of years
Why do I mock and blaspheme this "great god"? Because he is not great. The god you preach about is an absolute monster. He is proud, jealous, wrathful, and egotistical. He has no sense of morals, no value of life, and KNOWINGLY, despite his infinite power, allows evil to come into the world. If he created a perfect place with perfect beings, there is no way for evil to enter unless there was a flaw or unless he created evil. I'm kicking against the pricks? I'll kick your god right in his prick.
I'm sure they will be replaced by $cientologists. And the preacher will be replaced by some Eskimo fellow demanding adherence to the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard with threats of litigation.
Is this tribulation with the 7 year reign of the antichrist god's plan too, preacher? Because it seems that your god really likes torturing people. He is quite the masochist, isn't he? It is things like this that assure me that there is no god and that if there is a god he is completely unworthy of praise.
Wasn't Jesus supposed to come before the apostles died? I think he was a cult leader that couldn't fulfill his cultish promises as all cult leaders can't... david koresh's followers are still waiting for him to return in their life time... it has been 2 008 years, maybe people will give up in 20 000 or 2 000 000 years, if we live that long in the presence of the ignorance of religion.
hahaha really this is so funny.
hitikan 6 months ago
you're a fuckin' idiot and fuck your god, you moron.
virgilxoxo1 10 months ago
ಥ‿ಥ u noh wa?.. ggggGGGGGGOOOOOOOODDddddddaaaa!!!
ZZzzzzzWhat 11 months ago
Hahaha! Mukha ka lang tanga manong!
Musika113 1 year ago
this the most hilarious thing ever! I hope he never stops posting these!
andruaesthetik 3 years ago
You go do your Bible Preaching out of videos. It'll be a favor.
ralph1818 3 years ago
Folks, watch my featured video, let's see what religious people would say to this one, hehehe
DAWKlNSRichard 3 years ago
People have been saying that god is coming for the past 2000 years. When he shows up, let me know and maybe I'll say "hi" to him. Until then, shut up and leave people alone.
dvrogers 3 years ago
"I contend we are both atheists; I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours" - Stephen Roberts
PrometheusAlight 3 years ago
pare!!! na brainwash ka na talaga!!!! walang diyos, importante, mabuhay tayo ng tahimik na secular, gumawa ng mabuti, pag walang relihiyon, ang mundo ay mas tahimik!!!
patunayan mo sa akin na may diyos na hindi ka nag babase sa tarantadong bibliya!!! you're delusional
underclassdamnriot 3 years ago
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1) "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2) "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3) "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4) "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5) "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6) "Thou shalt not kill."
7) "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8) "Thou shalt not steal."
9) "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10) "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house,.....nor anything that is thy neighbor's
Godzooker 3 years ago
I guess God isn't all loving...
TheWindClaw 3 years ago
See you in 2000 years when you will still wait for Jesus you brainwashed moron
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
is that a parody?
BeFreeIV 3 years ago
can you idiot stop screaming
90hijacked 3 years ago
is yelling into your mic required?
darkelf2444 3 years ago
how long before he starts asking for donations ;) . JV
jvforever72 3 years ago
putang Diyos mo
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
you god of a bitch? sound like a song title! DIBBS!
zanekimaka 3 years ago
Sorry Preach, but I can't think of any way to see death as a serious thing.
Grayfox55 3 years ago
You will stop preaching the word of your god when you die and realize that you have been deceived.
Your video is an official: /Epic Flail!
That is all.
MizarShadow 3 years ago
Do midget rodeo clowns go to heaven too? I MUST KNOW!!!
Grayfox55 3 years ago
As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away
Grayfox55 3 years ago
I have question....Is Pope John Paul II in hell right now? Why would a loving god send him to hell? I have another question. Is Jesus Dark Skinned? Light Skinned? Chinese?
Raphmattic 3 years ago
silly raphmattic! jesus looks like Yoda!
liquidhead 3 years ago
I believe in Harvey Dent.
Grayfox55 3 years ago 2
Satan is my Lord and Saviour. I love Him. He guides me. I accept him and he is in my heart every second of the day. He changed my LIIIIIFE! Usually each night, we play a rousing game of "Deny the Holy Spirt" while we sodomize each other with upside down crucifixes and make graven images. Tonight, however, we're having a marshmallow roast (lit with Bibles of course) down at the Lake of Fire, which is a much better place than Heaven.
Hail Satan! 666! Hail Satan! 666! Hail Satan! 666!
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
i have a warm lake of fire feeling inside after that satanic prayer thepreecher
satan bless you
eternalundylnglove 3 years ago
ONCE AGAIN...more screaming, no sticks.
Ugh.
kingquadroon 3 years ago
Do you believe that the whole bible is literally true? Maybe some parts were mistranslated. Maybe some parts got changed. How could ALL of it be true? Aren't there contradictions? I'm pretty sure there are.
It makes sense for there to be contradictions and errors, because the bible was written by a lot of different men over a long period of time. If it had been written by god, that would be different; but we all agree that it was written by men. Men who made mistakes.
pchannell 3 years ago
damn you and your logic pchannell!
damn you to heeeeeeell!
eternalundylnglove 3 years ago
Leviticus 25:44-46
However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.
Can I buy you, Roland? How much do Filipinos cost?
pchannell 3 years ago
I see you have finally decided to preach from the bible. Good for you. Please preach a sermon on this:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
My question is: what if I can't afford to pay? What then?
pchannell 3 years ago
After the anti-christ has ruled for 7 years, can he run for re-election or has god created term limits?
pchannell 3 years ago
He's already run his course, and will be replaced by either John McCain or Barrack Obama.
ChoofMonster 3 years ago
People and videos can't be 'blasphemed', because they are tangible objects, not metaphysical beings.
ChoofMonster 3 years ago
After thinking in seclusion
I've come to a conclusion:
The Bible is confusion
Jesus- an illusion
God is a delusion
and the Preacher has malocclusion
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
There once was a man from Layton
On the unbelievers, he was hatin'
"GAAAAUUHHHD!" he screamed
While getting reamed
By his boyfriend Satan
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
Yay! Another shout-out to me! Woooo!!!
zanekimaka 3 years ago
Believe or burn- impeccable logic!
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
Jesus is the Antichrist.
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
Evolve- you don't have a leg to stand on.
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
Yes, he's in my ass right now. It's just a matter of time, I'm telling you now!
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
That cocksucker screams too fucking much.
SAsgarters 3 years ago
Relax- he's just being tormented by the truth.
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
Raphmattic 3 years ago
You need to scream more. You're losing your impact. I remember when you first started making videos back in the day, you never failed to leave me shaking in my atheist boots. Now, I'm desensitized. TURN IT UP TO 11, ROLAND!
You are a great disappointment to me, Mr. Perez. I thought you had what it takes to save souls. But you'll never make it in this town with that half-arsed growling. Show some Goddamn gusto!
riversonthemoon 3 years ago
Thanks for preaching us more into atheism, preacher!
PassionOfTheAtheist 3 years ago
its funny how this toad is all upset that we blaspheme his god thing but he can deny reality and we cant have a say so
Meanwhile thepreacher is tormented by the truth we represent and the evil bullshit he suggests exists using his emotional lunacy
AtheistAtLARGE 3 years ago
[[[[(((( NEWS FLASH ))))]]]]
clouds are water vapor not a home for gods
So preacher if we go to hell whats your problem man, its not your life, why give a shit
After all we're not locking you up for being bat shit crazy
AtheistAtLARGE 3 years ago
Ever think you should tell us about why god exists rather than that we are bound for hell? In the 1500x Ferdinand Magellan was able to use a sword and force. But, today you might have to actually convince someone.
g0at 3 years ago
ALL ETHEEEEEEEIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSsssss, JUST DIE ALREADY so that gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd can torment you forever in the lake of fire where you will scream, scReam SCREAM AND SCREAM nd beg gaaaaaaaaaaaahd for eternity for forgiveness, but no more forgiveness because it will b too late, and where worms will eat you alive forever but u r not dying and gaaaaaaaaaaaahd will just laugh at you and mock YOU!!!! Go aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead.
But gaaaaahd loves you and so do I.
ThePreacher84O4O 3 years ago
Don't you agree that god has a sense of humor? Isn't he strong enough to take a little teasing?
pchannell 3 years ago
oh we're insulting you lol
Its you that are insulting us, its you that are telling us to die, condemning us to this hell thing, its YOU preacher that is showing hate
I say to hell with your god thing, and I wish a rubber room for you
AtheistAtLARGE 3 years ago
People just as delusional as you preacherman have been saying jesus is comming for 2000 years ... keep waiting
Now there are NEO's and SUPER VOLCANOS, not to mention SUPER TIDAL WAVES, ELEs abound, however none are the creation of a god, just the nature of our planet, with or without us they would continue to happen as they've happened for billions of years
AtheistAtLARGE 3 years ago
Aww, you lost your Matrix goggles. What a shame. Now you look like a crazy preacher.
Grayfox55 3 years ago
Why do I mock and blaspheme this "great god"? Because he is not great. The god you preach about is an absolute monster. He is proud, jealous, wrathful, and egotistical. He has no sense of morals, no value of life, and KNOWINGLY, despite his infinite power, allows evil to come into the world. If he created a perfect place with perfect beings, there is no way for evil to enter unless there was a flaw or unless he created evil. I'm kicking against the pricks? I'll kick your god right in his prick.
MoosePiano 3 years ago
Jesus better hurry up.
If he waits another 2000 years all the xtians will be gone.
The future is without gods, preacher.
lupocephalic 3 years ago
'all the xtians will be gone'
I'm sure they will be replaced by $cientologists. And the preacher will be replaced by some Eskimo fellow demanding adherence to the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard with threats of litigation.
riversonthemoon 3 years ago
winrar.
lupocephalic 3 years ago
Is this tribulation with the 7 year reign of the antichrist god's plan too, preacher? Because it seems that your god really likes torturing people. He is quite the masochist, isn't he? It is things like this that assure me that there is no god and that if there is a god he is completely unworthy of praise.
MoosePiano 3 years ago
god is dead
NermalsChannel 3 years ago
And reason killed him.
pchannell 3 years ago
Wasn't Jesus supposed to come before the apostles died? I think he was a cult leader that couldn't fulfill his cultish promises as all cult leaders can't... david koresh's followers are still waiting for him to return in their life time... it has been 2 008 years, maybe people will give up in 20 000 or 2 000 000 years, if we live that long in the presence of the ignorance of religion.
Chibling 3 years ago
Have you seen my church's website yet, Pastor Roland?
Electrasound 3 years ago
"JESUS IS COMING"
Does Jesus prefer chicks or dudes?
NermalsChannel 3 years ago