Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours - Belgium & Holland - Pt 4

[littlemissmello]

i think that vicar should just go away and vote for wilders or something, because he's a lunatic and definately not someone representing holland

love jeremy clarkson (:

[Quin874]

Im i the only one who googled "shaving sex?"

[TheDStraits]

Shaving sex: "To shave a womens arse whilst fucking her" ~urban dictionary

[Snuzzlekin]

Having shaving sex is great!

[theflyingdutchmanxD]

This is outdated, don't watch this, come over and see for your self

[goboy51]

Ow yeah btw, that actually was real tea. Smaak means taste and the package said: Tropical fruits taste. :P

[goboy51]

The bit of Chocolade Sprinkles is absolutely true xD. Every friend of mine has at least 3 boxes of Chocolade Sprinkles or another variant of it at home. I don't because i'm Chinese xD To be honest I didn't know what Shaving sex is. And i'm a little disappointed that Jeremy could find out what it is. I don't wanna search on the internet, because i'm scared that the pics are gonna stay in my head forever x.x

[sypherAFCA]

'That's a nice guy. He's in a tent..'

[tfifriday1]

I like that camp14dogg was congratulating the Dutch on their use of the English language, and yet a number of them have completely misunderstood him and think he was insulting them :-)

[DAGNUMblud]

wtf is shaving sex i wanna know now

[Btibosch]

dont complain about our englsih, we have to speak many languages including:

German, English, Frensh and Roman,

Smaak=Falvour

we don't put Chocolate springles (hagelslag) on everything we see

and we can also say that the Englsih drink tea everywhere, everytime (but ofcourse i like tea)

and in the USA everyone has a gun (cool) and more and more people use drugs,

Almost nobody uses drugs in the NL and if they use it, it's only soft drug.

[smittieh]

@Btibosch *Sigh*

[shwilly]

Fun fact: the "columnist" (Raoul Heertje) who discusses our (ex) prime minister's camping habits is actually one of the teamcaptains on the Dutch version of Have I Got News For You

[nepomuk123123]

shaving sex is for example if one has intercourse and shaves the female/male's anal region. in case anyone was wondering.

[banjerboefify]

The cheesbox is from Tupperware.

Chocolate sprinkles are called Hagelslag.

And we don't put Chocolate sprinkles on everything we eat!

Smaak means Taste/Flavour.

And the Dutch love caravanning because we have the space (sounds weird) to do it. We don't block all the motorways (only a little) in the holiday seasons, but the Britisch do. Dutch people don't speak perfect English and English people don't speak perfect Dutch! So, what's the matter???

[MaxxG0]

5:21 smaak lmao

[trram11]

HAGELSLAG!!!!!

[FriendsLhotpGreysFan]

what is wrong with camping? i love it

[Fons1958]

"...because sadly;  it's time to leave".

[misssurfing]

Well my view of the Dutch now: they read the bible and smoke weed while riding their caravan on the dike. When they see a speed camera they blow it up. They visit sexshops and eat chocolate sprinkles whenever they have time. Beside that they all pretend to be Christians once in a while. If something is illegal the goverment just makes it legal. Rebels of Europe. Sounds awesome!

[LeBartman]

I gonna look up what shaving sex is.

[4000marco]

lol smaak means taste:P in holland tea is thee

[saal0]

@4000marco yeah funny actually, he doesn't have a dragoman or someone who tells him it's just tea!

;)

*smek* (smaak)

XD

[iUploadRandomStuffXD]

"i want to sum holland up well... but i can't ... some of it's chocolate sprinkles, some of it's golden showers.."

lolololol :D

[ThaMythbuster]

Watch the guys ears and neck at 5.46....

*skin color* "Do you know what shaving sex is?" *tomato red*

Hagelslag (Chocolate sprinkles) FTW! Yay for Holland :)

[XMG3]

shaving sex: To shave a women's ass while fucking her

[lpm1998]

whats the song at 6:50

[JakeApiata]

@lpm1998 its Moby Im not sure of the song name though

[113stDFX9900]

What does Clarkson have against chocolate sprinkles

[therrydicule]

O.k: For those who wonder... Shaving sex is to shave the ass or the pubis while fucking.

[mipmipmipmipmip]

my parents had a caravan, driving the thing around through france behind a volvo 340 1.4 liter with three kids in the back. F'ING BEZERK....

[ceesbood]

chocolate sprinkels

[JackyRowe]

that programme was absolutely brilliant, thank you very much mr hellwrathUK whoever the hell you are

[HellwrathUK]

@JackyRowe Thanks dude! I don't know even who I am!

[JackyRowe]

@HellwrathUK :P

[jimmy106]

some of its chocolate sprinkles some of it's golden showers...

[gregnmac]

Aha! now I understand why I can found chocolate sprinkles easily in my country but not in my neighboring country..

Dutch colonize my country for over 350 years.

[Spem27]

Well all countries without chocolate sprinkles are uncivilized!

[wilsontt88]

@gregnmac

I've just returned from Indonesia last week & well... I guess I truly need an honest opinion from a local.

So here goes... do you think Indonesia would've become the superpower of Asia should the Dutch were still in power right now?

Your nation is VERY RICH AND FERTILE. Goodness, wed traded our country for yours!

[gregnmac]

@wilsontt88 i write this down without any means to offense any people especially dutch ;p but what happened back then was they're exploiting our resource, 350 years to be exact

But if you ask me what would happens if they're still in power..I don't know since not every dutchman like that

However I got this opinion from many foreigners but the fact is 70% of the citizen are desperately poor, they live with less than US$2 a day (yes less than 2 bucks)

It's like a fish in a pond dying of thirst

[Angerofthenorth]

Hagelslag is brilliant - I'm English, have lived there before and always bring packets and packets of it back whenever I visit.

Honestly, try it...

[rotel1080man]

shaving sex is where you shave a womens arse while shagging her

[taj7575]

That was superb! Jeremy Clarkson is a genius.

[camp14dogg]

The Dutch have a quite exceptional grasp of the English language. Put all us Brits to shame

[MalkavianMadness]

That can be simply lead back to our history with the VOC, we are a small country that trade a lot with other countries. So we are pretty much obligated to speak a few words over the border. Allso we usally dont redub English spoken movies but rather add subtitles ^^.

[1bentley4ever]

@camp14dogg Puts a WHOLE lot of Americans to shame.

[MovieMusicTM]

@camp14dogg

how do you mean exceptional? well you really cannot imagine that we have to learn you language anyway. Why do we put you to shame? at least we are going with the flow and learn other languages.

[dayn83]

@MovieMusicTM Dude, i think u better go look 'Exceptional' in the dictionary first before blasting that guy LOL... It was a compliment dude...

[queenzortje]

@camp14dogg you put yourself to shame hideous fool

[ickybrokenpaper]

@camp14dogg sorry i live here and that doesn't apply to the whole country. depends on which part of the netherlands you go to.

[NJlo]

@camp14dogg Pooh, we've gotten a lot better in the last decade though, if I compare most of my countrymen's current pronunciation to this..

[Spem27]

i hate caravaning

[AikikaiAikido]

Hagelslag - chocolat sprinkels is only for bread not for the other things he tells - And the appelsauce is not for bread.

[NecramoniumKISSvideo]

And we don't put mashed apples on our bread, that is for desert.

[NecramoniumKISSvideo]

This was from 2002, so it's pretty old footage... The radar detector the guy is using in his car is highly forbidden these days. But this show took to much of the stereotypes here, yes we love camping, but you really have to look for a camping to find one. Pot is legal, but only in a coffee shop. Smoking it outside random on the street is not allowed, but they wont ticket you, probably a warning only, some cops don't do anything about it.

[ashyashyashy]

windows 98?

[HellwrathUK]

This was filmed about 7 or 8 years ago, so Win 98 would still have been in use on a lot of PCs :)

[frschone]

Well, they've really shown Holland at it's best :P not really. haha. Just come over to holland and see for yourself. And yes we really like chocolate springles, but not with all that kind of stuff

[robiiC9109]

shaving sex = To shave a womens arse whilst fucking her

[Debbie321lopez]

not smak.. SMAAK = dutch for Taste

[lewisstonerhouse08]

chocolate sprinkles PMSL when that old lady said it

[ashyashyashy]

shaving sex is just shaving each other before sex....lol

[daryl4classic]

...with chocolate sprinkles?

[akamola]

Do they use after shave ???

[ashyashyashy]

i dont know dutch are crazy

[frschone]

haha, well thank you.

I invite you freely to our land :P

[gschjetne]

Don't forget the Maatjes herring...with chocolate sprinkles!

[daarhebikschijtaan]

what a nice country :P

[Suprahampton]

I remember going to Holland with my scout group back in the early 1990's.. & for breakfast, they butter a piece of bread & actually do pour on the sprinkles... both chocolate & regular sugar strands... it was bizzare. Still tried it though, if memory serves, it was called "chocolade hagel-slag" !!!!!

[106419WTF]

yup, i like hagel-slag :D

[MilitantOldLady]

grown men in childrens clothing :D

[sigfurt]

"havent got a singe thing to say to u"

caravaning - cant think of any worse

[Barbraossa85]

2 out of 3 times i have been to Holland, it rained. and it rained A lot. But its still one of the favorite counries. Hot girls too.

[xraycortina]

Not all Dutch cheese is boring, it's just the stuff you get in the UK. Try any mature cheese from there, especially mature (oude) Gouda with cumin seeds. And that's just the start....

[flofpflo]

belgian cheese is just 1000 times better. because there is a 1000 times more choice

[xraycortina]

flofpflo could you give me some examples of names of Belgian cheese please? I'd like to find out more but it's hard to find in France.

[flofpflo]

youve got enough cheese over there. no need to come up here. unless you want to drink some beer.

[xraycortina]

We get Leffe (many varieties) and Kriek and Geuze around here, but that's only scratching the surface. Will make a point of stopping off in Belgium next time.

[Ryantravisaol]

anyone else feel that the Dutch seem a tad on the "innocent" side, well with there liking of chocolate sprinkles and the way the smile when they admit that? im not talking bad about them mind you, its just my observation...

[TheKoBMaster]

''and then you wash it all down with this stuff, something you certainly wouldn't be able to buy when you're abroad. it looks like a teabag, ok?. But look what it says on the packet. Smaak.'' xD hilarious.

[schum1ro]

jeremy is the best on tv, thank you for this videos

[HellwrathUK]

Thank you! And thanks for watching :) Watch out for the last episode of Meets the Neighbours - Italy coming soon!

[Trigubaz]

So, what's the shawing sex?

[HellwrathUK]

Presumably involves shaving of hairy bits followed by shagging :)

[royalfunkstar]

Or shaving during the deed..