Shit Gay Girls Say #1

[QuirkyLezzi86]

that was so on spot and hilarious!!

[dallasismyhoneybear]

awesome



[saythistwice]

Shit Gay Girls Wear should be a video . .

[sydbaldwinco2]

so how do you tell your friends you're a big lezzie, sally? really? i think they already know.

[lifeisgolden41]

lesbians aren't funny..

[babasovka]

I call blood sugar!!!

[MRsNErdyCHic]

fuck it go out ha ha...i love it its so out there funny

[lezbonictonic]

"Fuck it, im not going out... FUCK IT, IM GOING OUT!" XD <3 it.

[ckeys2000]

(drunkenly asks) "Do you still love me?"

[cozmikgate]

The Mercury in retrograde was sooo my Mom( RIP) and yes she was a lesbian. She would refuse to do import things if it was and I would get so mad!

[emandem9]

"how can Mercury not be in retrograde???". That's me. Spot on. XDDD

[HaShomeret]

"Do you think i should tell my husband?"

[irishfire12061985]

okay some this is what i say. lol YAY FOR BEING A LESBIAN!!!



[gingermiller1219]

Hahahahahahahaha! Too funny... I've said or heard most of these.

[cherubicnerd]

you're sexy. i like your voice too.

[KaiAugustus]

"Where are all our gay boys to help us decorate?" You KNOW you don't say that!!!! :-P

[imsoalex1]

the t-shirts........ all gay.

[brittbunch1]

so im a lesbian... and a lot of this wasnt really just what lesbians say. the only thing that was true was the whole "lets move in together!". TWO DATES AND A U-HAUL... thats how we seem to roll

[WeAllLovePineapples]

Wow so this is slightly offensive and totally inaccurate. Not all lesbians fit in with the stereotype you know?

[speed0spank]

@WeAllLovePineapples I'm sorry that the humor went above and beyond your mental capacity :(

[WeAllLovePineapples]

@speed0spank It's not above my mental capacity thanks - the opposite is in fact true, I found quite a few ofsimilar videos to this really hillarious actually. Yours, coincidentily the one with the worst rating of all of them, is however the least funny. It is based on the untrue assumption all lesbians are as butch as you are :)

[EmmaAPotgieter]

Hahaha,, I actually say most of these things.. hahaha! :|

[freegg888]

I know a few lesbians and this is pretty spot on lol!!

[caramelking2000]

AIDS

[TrashTheWolf]

ist LEZBIHONEST. gawd you fail. number one ur not supposed to be a gay girl saying gay girl things...your supposed to be straight....or a man....DUN FUCKED UP

[004spaw]

@TrashTheWolf You're a true faggot that's why you know. I want to murder you and feed you to my dogs. Go call the police. Go!

[MouseATX]

@004spaw  You're a true idiot. That's why you don't know that faggot only refers to men. Also, you know what homophobia really says about you, right?

[004spaw]

@MouseATX Bring your mum and ill show you how homophobic i am with her!

[HouseVerdi]

So True!!! Heard more then 95% of those lines coming out my lesbian friends...

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[freegg888]

@HouseVerdi yea it's pretty dead on lol

[whitfield337]

this is pretty much what normal girls /women say. So tell me again why this is called Shit Gay Girls say? The gay girls sound like dudes, so if they are the dudes...what do their "straight women" say? Just curious. I say the same things to my wife, so..help me understand?

[Jesemmy]

Dumb

[ishdtellu]

Some of it was a little outdated (or maybe regional?) but all in all I loved this.... and realized a lot of my friends (or exes...) have said some of these, haha

[istarkidd]

Lies

[davidricaurte]

LAME.

[rusk17]

this isn't funny.... :/

[FrancoJ420]

boring



[poeticlyfestyle]

"I think I have mono" enough said...

[bananso]

just funny.

[lulienlaluna]

LOVE IT! ♥

[DeceDM]

This shit POO!

[chere1020]

have said some of these myself, love it.

[hornedkitpup]

shit we say: i prefer a sling bag over a purse

[checktreneboo]

umm. this would have been funny in the 70's.

[themanofawsomeness]

That was great! But some of them didnt make sense...