The Prostitute Motel

[NOBEI]

LOVE THAT HOOKAH IN THE BACK GROUND :)

[hhowe511]

If you have to consult your Blackberry to tell you that an area is murder-free before entering it, you are a bigger fucking idiot than I first thought. Plus, you are a cheap bastard for staying at a flea bag hotel. Get a job.

[TylorDeal]

@hhowe511 or maybe he just wanted to have some money to have fun with his friends so he went to a cheap hotel? so uhh, fuck off dick head :).

[hhowe511]

@TylorDeal ...you sound like a 16 year old pussy boy. Go lick momma's titties and stay the fuck off youtube, you fucking moron.

[TylorDeal]

@hhowe511 jesus christ man!

[christabella81]

LOL!!! gotta love when the simple things give you a good laugh like that!

[Gushered]

the Q motel

[BettaScream]

LOL! Good thing you slept ON the covers!

[andreyyz1]

Love the way you speak with indian accent .

[pandion99]

i like the bong in the background

[masterdimsen]

@pandion99 its a water-pipe, whoooole other thing ;)

[Ozmozoz]

those furnitures would be great in my apartment when I come home drunk atnight.. they sure look classy

[pookeysama]

Nice Hookah

[wingyan0531]

haha the solid block!

[wingyan0531]

i would like to buy one and use it as chair or something....

[jlavoie830]

Lol..

[peevishpear]

I like you.

[TheMotella]

Hey great video. Loved the story-telling. Pleeease tell us what was the name of the motel?...would like to do a google earth drive-by and check out the neighborhood.

[JoeFelice]

Well it's somewhere on cross bay blvd in queens, south of the A train

[bennylenchner]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn close to the airport in South Ozone Park a few years ago. A buddy of mine booked it in advance from home, said it's a great hotel and we are getting an amazing deal. Well, let's just say it was not a good deal, and I didn;t leave the hotel on my own. What a neighborhood, lol.

[5WISHF1SH]

wait whats that on the side in the background.. hmmm

[Soranima]

NICE HANDLEBARS MAN!

I cant believe I havent watched this video before. I think the steel furniture is for killing the hookers

[sulliedotcom]

not gonna have the hookers CUM. haha

[MrCarlo4ever]

Hahah  just funny

[guitarman13ah]

i like the bong in the backround lol

[MaddCribbage]

hahaha youre stupid

[affectivity]

I grew up not too far from Ozone Park. Queens doesn't have too many nice motels. In fact the ones I've heard of all have unsavory reps.

That neighborhood DOES have the most awesome Christmas light outdoor displays though,if you're ever there at that time of the year. And Ozone Park has some terrific pizza joints, or at least it did back in the day.

[thefatreport]

Thats HILarious lol.

[thefatreport]

Atleast they had a flatscreen tV?

[JoeFelice]

I should've mentioned--it turned on but it wasn't connected to a signal!

[blupheonix44]

THAT is the most twisted shit I have EVER seen in a motel... Metal mock furniture... Wow.

[TheAdamTheory]

Love hookah. Good stuff. Need to buy one soon. lol.

[RSsipthis]

I live in Upstate NY not that far from the city, I have alot of freinds there so I go there often. And Queens is not the really the place to crash at. Brooklyn has resonable hotels if you ever go to NYC again.

[NWGandee]

I would have been a little creeped out and possibly scared to have stayed there! Did you actually get some sleep?

[JoeFelice]

Yeah, I think I've developed decent judgement over the years of whether sketchy situations actually have a threat of violence. In fact I just took a look at the NYTimes homicide map to see if my sense was right, and it's been 5 years since the last homicide in that area.

[ryanmcclung]

I can't help but laugh to myself at the all the "HOOKA!" comments on this video. Tell me you left it in frame purposely.

[JoeFelice]

I moved it from the living room to the kitchen counter. An odd location to smoke, but you gotta give people interesting things to look at or else they'll get bored when I'm breathing in.

[p1mpinsid]

haha, hookah in the background and everything.

[regardsfrom]

I reckon they had lots of nasty customers breaking their wooden furniture so they decided to make them metal but with a wood look to them. I wouldn't sleep at such a place - I'm a bit paranoid about people's fluids, even if the place was sterilized I still wouldn't go near that bed.

[JoeFelice]

I don't know if this will be good to mention, but any hotel room would be...used. This one has just been used professionally. Not that I'm unaffected by the sleaze factor.

[regardsfrom]

yes I thought you might mention that, but it's the reason I would rather camp and spend a summer in a tent than use any hotel in the world. I also think that the earth's soil is way cleaner than anyone's house, which is the main reason I grab my sleeping bag some times and go sleep in the park in the woods in the middle of nowhere. hippies for the win!

Peace out, maaan. hehe

[JoeFelice]

Everybody's welcome. Even me :)

[usnationalist]

heh, ew.

[Alphacat]

fu manchu Joe?! :)

wow metal block furniture lol

[JoeFelice]

Dude the gathering was huuuge.

[6663000]

I saw you chillin with Shaycarl in his video!

I'm jealous :P

[csaitos]

Dude ! Whats up with the "Metallica" look ? :)

[JoeFelice]

A temporary lark

[csaitos]

No no, it looks good on you :)

I don't know if you can host serious poitical videos with it, but surely helps you out with the ladies who go for he tough guy look :)

[annabagel4]

joe! i didn't know where you were! i had no idea! i thought you'd died!

next time you're out past curfew...call!

[popcorngirl321]

nice bog in the backround :) we now know what you did last night

[p1mpinsid]

that was a hookah

not a bong

or bog??

[staticbb]

whoaaaaaa

nice new 'stache. Preparing for a knife fight? Looking to get into the Bounty Hunter business?

lol just playin man. cool vid.

[JediKenobix]

damn, I thought you said "day see viewers" till you did the accent =p

say "daysee" with the accent too or us desi's don't know wtf ur trying to say lol

[0n3sup3rc00ldud3]

I love the way you talk.

[tManHere]

What's with the handlebar moustache?

[mshiny1987]

ghehe lol

[ABSimo]

Your beard is badass dude.

[Metroid02099]

Funny! Good Video!

[Azzaiel]

what were you doing in ozone park.

[josephhopkins1]

hahahaha That drawer was hilarious.

[smittyfromthecity]

No more cross country road trips Joe? oh and what about the affidavit?

[FutureMajority]

Dude, you could have slept on my couch . . .

[JoeFelice]

Thanks man, I'll remember you next time. I had planned poorly and it was midnight so I wasn't gonna start calling people.

[lazyperfectionist1]

Above the covers. Good idea.

The hindi accent is fun, isn't it?  Almost as much fun as the scottish accent.

[gstockton]

LMAO at furniture. Hope you brought your own pillow.

[0c4pnh4nk]

I am NOT going to have the hookers come!

does anyone else think that was hilarious?

[GabrielEMT]

lmao ozone park my old neighboorhood

[JoeFelice]

Sorry, I don't have time for a lot of replies. Yes, it's a hookah, which is used for tobacco. The affidavit is cuz I got stiffed by a landlord. The shave was an odd, temporary impulse. I'm not into filming the gatherings. The roadtrip taught me that a camera can diminish experience. I've mostly seen Shay & Katilette, plus a lively dinner with Rhett & Link who I just met. Gotta catch Dan Brown tomorrow. I'm leaving Tuesday so I have time to get together with locals Micfri and RayWilliamJohnson.

[122172639]

I'm glad you did have some fun--you were awfully quiet in the (only) gathering video I did see--it was about 14 minutes of shay(tards) filming the rap guy, you, Brent hopping all around, etc... I kept waiting for you to say more... but the one thing you DID, the robot, oh yes. Safe travels back to the west side, land of the many many sucky landlords!!

[SupRnurseJ]

The recorded audio dinner conversation w/ Rhett & Link was great. And, I'm glad they didn't kill you. =)

[csaitos]

Cool ! Your meeting Ray ... say HI to the troll for me :)

[kthxrae]

haha omg, nice facial hair.

[texassocialite]

was the affidavit for insurance?

[GoodQueenLaura]

I like your new facial hair look.

[dylan12234]

lmfao nice bong in the background

[jumbosal]

its a hooka

[baronmorris]

hookers bad.

hookas good.

:-D

[TheSaraBelle]

rofl

"I am NOT going to have the hookers come."

[testing4echo]

My thought exactly. The furniture is funny too.

[sisforshayla]

hope you're feeling well joe! and have a good time back in nyc (but not a hookers in cheesy motels kind of 'good') haha

[Coleslayer9]

metal wood looking drawers that don't open.

Dude, I love your vids.

[Chilldogg]

N.Y... I'm in San Francisco.

[MRLongboard13]

joe!! you look like the guy form the techno band Justice.

[Micfri]

Joe you had the hookers come, don't lie.

[Jemwhipp]

HOO HOO HOOKAH!!

[rockgod420z]

it looked bigger than the Manhattan Hilton.

[point5past]

thumbs up for handlbars. thumbs down on friends who let you crash around and on prostitute furniture. (hope yer having fun in nyc!)

[feeish]

I have seen coin operated motel rooms. That was a pretty funny sight

[1988simondoyle]

i see you later joe me and you go out on our hogs later hahaha

[CrazyboyLA]

if i new that NYC had one of those hotels with 4 hour blocks when i was single i would of fly over there

[CrazyboyLA]

hey joe i'm not digging the long mustache but the short hair is the bomb

[JesseQuintana]

bahahaha metal that's wack! XD

[ANewRevolution]

I know the guy directly below said it too but nice hookah

[6663000]

Nice hookah.

That was a funny video of the "motel" room. I didn't even know they had prostitute motels in New York :P

[AirplaneFoods]

Oh wow I had no idea places like that existed. hahaha, awesome.

[Smartassawhip]

LOL Those type of motels are the best if you are into patina. lol

[718Digital]

4 hour blocks..hmm lol weird, sounds like a quickie lol

i was wondering if you were going to attend, but i had no way of contacting you to find out. glad you're coming man, see you saturday.

[Hereticbooks]

Nice Indi/Pac subcontinent accent!

[Rewskidoo]

oh OH OOHHHHHH!!!! hooka!!!

[Rewskidoo]

you Joe!! long time no see :) love the hogan shave!

[SneakyPanda622]

that was an awesome Indian accent

[fishy488]

nice hooka

[peachie899]

lmao, thats awesomely shady.

[kirkenbunken]

I hope nothing was licked in that motel.

[lowkeyname]

buddy got nice hubblybubbly

[tjchalfpipe]

Haha 4 hour blocks

[tjchalfpipe]

joes got the handlebars again lol

[PapaDeltaRomeo]

I want to get my 4 hours

[Azxkin10]

lol hookah in the background :P

[randomviewer896]

thats awesome

[bobnfreely]

Built for durability and uh... resistance to fluids I guess.

[detrahis]

nice hookah

[Karmakameleeon]

lol no harm done to desis.....

[sharinganclan213]

make a video of the youtube gathering

[MTwords]

lol... nice motel... haha... nice facial hair.... very.. interesting choice.  :p

[BigPurple121]

Priceless

[rlmhockey39]

god, i would have left. your brave.

[oneiros666]

That is fucking funny. Awesome.

What affidavit?

[hume12345]

i bet there is a motel like that in every city in the world. i think of prostitution as an institution which affords men the pretense of civility over barbarism. god only knows what civil society would become if there wasn't a woman available to satisfy a man's sexual urges.

[cratogreen]

Very brave man

[21FingerGod]

That was hilariously accurate XD

You're silly :3

[DEADMAN780]

fuckin gold lol

[ianaramsey]

This video contains three things;

1) A metal beard.

2) A wreath of hair.

3) A hookah.

[Parralyzed]

You contain three things;

1) Gas

2) Ejaculate

3) Stupidity

[samhamels]

i also 'contain ejaculate'

[DeagleBeagle]

LOL metal, didnt look like it at first, hilarious

[FirstPersonOnUtube]

nice

[ET1072]

Lmao made of metal

[acidburn2]

why do always change your beard... i think it is cool

[cribtv]

why is the bed so stickey?!? o.O

[toastamania]

yo theres a hookah in the background lmao

[SKiTzShow]

Classy joint

Also, the quote, "I'm not gonna have the hookers come" triggered my juvenile sense of humor. :)

Have fun over there Joe

[papervampire]

I bet you did have the hooker come.

[Mike019232]

I would not trust that motel. :P

[Cythenthia]

Well ok then.

[xXedyjoXx]

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