The Edamame Dilemma

[AinghealApryll]

:o

I love your make up :o

[Rockerbella12]

Im sorry I couldn't stop staring at the doll in the background....where did you get that??

[YummyGummyBearx]

you should of gone " are going to eat that ? then take it and eat it

[bakatschann]

Hahaha Edamame beeeeeean!!!!!!! XDDDDD

I love you telling it's funny lDDDD

[ADDYandMRPURR]

you look like my friend Savanna. and thats so funny

[Doosb0x]

Oh my god, I would have probably cried and killed someone infront of me if I had been denied entry to QI!!

You're cute :3

[Oh4Chrissake]

Yawn.

[jslo321]

LOL, cute

[bingocas]

jajaja good by mamacita

[louise12345]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  mmphh.....fart.........zzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz

[ApricotArtLover]

That was the funniest fucking thing... it was a good story too but Oh my god that blinking thing with the doll was hysterical! :D hehehe

[Heti08]

this definately made me cry! sooo funny! xx

[TashaSelf]

In Wagamammas once I was splitting the chopsticks and a piece of wood flew off them down the communal table onto a man's head. Awkward British times.

[AlexAndBrigitte]

I enjoyed this! :)

And I do that mustache thing with my hair all the time

[tditdagocourtney53]

@TokyoGutSaw Omg, Could you please not insult people? Thats just rude. :) Thank you.

[Snackpossum]

Misconstruing legumes, for shame ;)

[norawallaya]

mate why have you adopted some gay american accent...calm down kate beckinsale

[MaStErPhReSh333]

omfg its drew barrymoore

[velvetyblackroses]

omg! its that doll! ive been seeing it everywhere online! isnt it pretty pricey?

[howloverly27]

I LOVE Q.I. That's truly amazing.

[chempranav]

That doll at the end is horrifying, But you're beautiful.

[shakingbabycakes]

Your Really Beautiful!

[Bobcat665]

"Lets give peas [sic] a chance!"

Hahahahahahahaha

[Woolfie3Paws]

U Look Tremendoussssssssssssssss

[deedeedare]

your eye makeup rules! :P and of course, so do all your videos!!!

[Marvthemartion]

You look like Drew Barrymore!!! That's why I clicked on this video because I thought it was her!!! SO canny!

[warezvz]

I love these restaurants that you have to sit with strangers. I meet a nice girl and some awesome people like that (but hate those people that ignore you).

[YoungEvelington]

I love QI- stephen fry is hilarious !

[maybeme8]

there are two people you remind me of that i know and i dont like either of them seperately, but when squished together i guess i do like them like i like you.. i think your funny and tell good stories.. lol.. i might go watch another of your vids.. How old are you by the way?? just wondering.. :)

[drksi99]

you and boxxy should make a lesbian video....

and then you can give my cock a chance....u're a troll

[mnavamrios]

i defently would (do her, she is por movie material) i love you babe. just dont talk so much. plaese!

[DisappearingBoy88]

Learn how to spell.

[mnavamrios]

how about this> F U C K - O F F ! ! is this ok?

[DisappearingBoy88]

Yes, your spelling has improved tremendously. Now all you have to do is learn correct punctuation.

By the way, I hear your local community college gives discounts to the mentally retarded; you might want to check that out.

[mnavamrios]

yea! I bet you got a great discount, how else would you know that biaaaatch.

ps: learn to read and FUCK OFF!!!!!!! go have a beer or something and chill, stop waisting my time.

[DisappearingBoy88]

"Wasting," not "waisting." Do I have to teach you everything?

[mnavamrios]

hey tanks for the help! you see, this is the 3rd language im learning.

maybe ill try french next, i hear they are real assholes too. it will probably be fun.

[DisappearingBoy88]

Your welcome, and good luck with French.

Honestly, though, I had no idea a scholar of linguistics could sound like such a moron over the internet. Ah, well.

[mnavamrios]

so now you know! i gues you are still to young. some day you will learn to mind your own buisnes. tanks!

[DisappearingBoy88]

You're missing an s in "guess"

You're missing an o in "too"

You're missing an s in "business" (and you switched the u and i around)

You're missing an h in "thanks"

And you also need to work on capitalizing the first letter of every sentence.

[DisappearingBoy88]

So mnavamrios, in other words, you ARE a moron. Learn how to use the dictionary before posting dumb comments on this site, ok? We would all appreciate it.

[xssssssssssx]

hahaha

I like your comments BUT you should click on RESPOND that way - mnavamrios - may have a chance to read them!

[DisappearingBoy88]

Believe me, he did read them, and he kept replying with random crap. I'm glad that conversation is over.

[eastontario]

"The eyes are the mirrors of the soul."

Which was first?

That doll which at clip's end clicks with eye coloUr changes?

Or the many personality'd Paperlilies?

Hmmmm....

Perhaps other young female stars have tell tale dolls of 'clique changes other'.

[nogoodreason]

Just when I thought this couldn't get any more random, you gained a moustache. :)

*is planning to have nightmares about that blinking doll later*

[TheNinetySecond]

Ditto. It frikkin changed eyecolour!

[GawjussLibz]

okayy idk why ur talkin bout a pea loool

but i love ur make up its prettiee x

[Gerwyn69]

"The story of how I awkwardly flicked a bean onto a man's arm."

Get out of the house and away from your camera. This is the only chance you will have of reproducing.

[jamiegould]

I'm sorry but i can't listen to this anymore she actually doing my head in... Shes trying to over act like an american blonde.

[mantisdoc]

u must be single nd really bored???....lol

[LKJPDUR]

your mad stupid somtimes.

[cherryNerds]

Lose some damn weight! It's ugly.

[Wardogz1z]

You must swing the other way if you think she is ugly.

[Wardogz1z]

Not sure what you are trying to say here? All i said was Paperlillies is pretty

[xMissEileen]

she doesn't need to lose ANY weight, notr is she ugly. she's amazingly pretty and an inspiration to me, so please, leave her alone.

[nogoodreason]

Amen to that.  If you want to bully Paperlilies, you'll have to come through US first! ;)

[zimusa1]

@xMissEileen i accedentaly hit thumbs down but i ment to thumbs up so...... i agree

[dizzlesmuk]

your makeup really nice btw

[ebaygoindown]

what happen to your Broadway video that starred the many beautiful you please bring that one back it is awesome "He had it coming"

[PerfectBeach21]

Are you going to make videos about mundane events that happen to you forever? You should finally do a video about moving on with your life.

[dNcream09]

wow u made a video about a pea

[LAcoFIREguy]

For a English girl you are pretty damn cute! HUH.......

[newyorkjapan]

get a life!

[howyabin25]

lmao !! thats hilarious!!

[LAURASCOTLAND]

haha....amazing!

[InsanityxDefence]

Blythe Doll! So cute!

[comedycentral79]

Hiya paperlilies, not been on for ages had a catchup on your vids and got chance to see your bbc 3 show was good, are you still keeping up with the walking dead comic book series its getting really good.

[ShizzleFlow]

love ur make-up!

[ZuluMeridian]

A nose bean?

[Deathika69]

lolz tht was actually an interesting story...the ending was weird though XD but it was good ^_^

[hearingyourname]

hahaa, i looove:

even though we had tickets but whatever.

:) you're funnny.

[misterfishermaan]

feel like chucking food at the youtube staff for the current technical design,view freezes etc.chuck a bucket of boiled gravy on them

[ashlieandaustin]

do u have a bf cause u r so fine

[Jerseydogs]

I think it's one of her "Ask the English Girl" videos. It was obvious at the end when she talks about "Gully Ball" (e.g. gullible).

[aVLWordHop]

The bit at the end with the doll is probably going to haunt my dreams for a little while. :)

[Alienself]

What I would of done:

Loudly:

"Is this your pea on me?"

"Did you pea on me?"

"Waiter! I need a napkin, this young lady got her pea on me!"

[slimjimpui]

The moral of the story: if someone chucks food at you, you have to acknowledge them or they'll make a youtube video about you!

[ashlieandaustin]

girl u r fine

[AshlieandKailee]

im srry that was my brother

[CardBoardCranes]

A Very Political Pea! haha!!!! How Embarrassing!!!!!!!!! He seems very serial.....

[songsinEminor]

Hahahaha- the "political pea"

[feffany]

You squeeze the pods out? I stick the whole bean in my mouth and use my teeth to pop them into my mouth. It's a much better technique, haha

[zankyu]

My sister uses the same technique like yours, but I told her not to. Because sometimes there are worms in the edamame beans. So it is better to take a peak first before popping them into your mouth. Even though chances are slim, but I often find 1 in a pack of 400 grams of beans.

You might not knowing if you are chewing on one. :)

[Janeshcw]

lmao smooth move haha

[UncleAaron2007]

Ahhh, you pea'd on someone. lol.

[owlydog]

that story was soooooo dam funny

i had laughed my ass off on that one

if i was there i would have busted up

i would not been able to hold back teee

[ashleyjuddstwin]

LOL @ "there's just some political pea sitting between us"

stellar!

[squidb8]

maybe he was a banker

[Kristiinaandfriends]

My god you look like Leighton Meester !

[BuriedMalice]

Wow, you're right

[MichaelERutherford]

:O! Seeing QI being filmed would be fantastic! Stephen Fry is awesome lol!

[ErikGusto]

why do I feel like this girl knows Whataboutadam...

[exsportsplexgymnast]

What are those dolls called?

[moofjuice]

blythe

[exsportsplexgymnast]

Not the name of the doll the name of those kid of dolls.

[moofjuice]

blythe is the the name of those kind of dolls. blythe dolls.

[laurenlikespie]

hahaha you amuse me so =]

[MaX1MuS2k7]

You scared the shit out of me!!!! :O

[alwaysfilou]

That Was Hilariouuuus

[topazchelle]

I was totally eating edamame today Mmmm

[pyleofgracie]

That doll is creepy. Nice video though. Things like that seem to happen to me way too often...

[singwee]

HAHA hilarious pea story....

[ellaangelus]

that was so funny :)) ya know, i'm like that when i hang out too

old man always hear me when i talk out loud about them ^^'

[JimmyJizzbag]

I like the trick with your eyes and the doll's eyes. I can't quite figure out how you do it. Trick photography?

[Emz5353]

She just closes and opens her eyes in time with the doll. No trick..

[JimmyJizzbag]

you pee on strangers

[TOstevo]

Inappropriate amount of eye makeup for vlogging...unless you just came from a ball, in which case I apologize.

[AmandaTiffany26]

Oh bryony, i love you. I've been watching you for literally years and you never fail to make me laugh.

[hardman476]

i what to take you from behind

[VickyLou95]

I think I have the shirt your wearing in this video...just saying,

[LKJPDUR]

You KNow What Don't ! DON'T DO THAT YOu REALLY Shouldn't Have MAdE THE GUY MAD I AM THat GUY. I'm Pissed right Now. I want you To Just STOP AND DON'T SCREW THING UP MORE FOR YOUR SELF. CAUSE YOUR GONNA JUST GET (BACK) EVERYTHNIG AT ONCE.

[ohlala73]

Haha, that must have been so awkward!

I'm glad you made a video to tell us this little story - it was very, very amusing, especially your mood :)

[ironskej]

defiantly would shag ya

[Persianization]

Hawhaha. Laughed my ass off, thanks!

[NatalieBugzBad]

ha ha you make me laugh :) ell-oh-ell -xXxXx

[stephenburtondepp]

Ha you amuse me

[Redfrettchen]

haha, hilarious :D

[Miryr]

Hey anything know what happened with the Zombie Movie? It's most certainly over but where can I watch it?

[Kizzaayyx]

ahaha.

Unique Situation, i had a situation when a fizzy cola bottle (sweets) accidently flung over the place, and one landed on a old mans head, But i didnt want to take it off, i was too scared! Theres more scary ones but i cant be bothered to type anymore!

And the china doll.. BLUDY HELL thats freaky.. And if your british how you do the american accent :D Lurv yhOo <3

[richardschumacher]

Bryony,Take the pea, From the sleeve

Of a strang-er

Edamame, Baby soybean

Take the pea, From the sleeve

(apologies to John Denver)

[richardschumacher]

Definitely: Take The Pea!

[xWhosxThatxGirlx]

Looove it.

[manudosde]

does anyone else love the "not gonna even pay attention to you freaks" song? I find it catchy :)

[SvDarko]

Oh god ha. This made me laugh so hard ha.

[francesjasmine]

lmao this sounds so typical of my awkward situations i manage to get myself into hahaaa, that doll thing is absolutely terrifying by the way.. seriously!

[kackat2000]

Omg, I was laughing sooo hard!!! good job!

[youtubegik]

A little after 1:40 I just could not help but laugh along. You built up the story so well to that point that when you burst the mid-punch line, I couldn't stay steady. Props!

[Izipack]

Lol!

[creativemachine]

love that. The Political Pea.

Also your doll is really cool. I was staring at her through the video, I'm glad you showed her to us... even if it was just a *tad* creepy... Still cool, though...

:)

[ktorn]

the political pea? lol

[WeLoveSpyaxe]

hahaha political pea!! <33

[SirReptitious]

Don't mean to be pedantic, but when you say edamame, there is no need to say "bean" after it. That's because edamame is Japanese for soybean. Eda=soy, mame=bean. But it was an amusing story nonetheless. ;-)

[neverevertell]

the blythe bit was so creepy! but funny.

[JonathanBloggs]

you can flick your bean on my arm anyday

[avarlives]

One wonders how he would have reacted if the bean landed in his drink (assuming he had a drink)? He would have no choice but to acknowledge its presence and make a comment about it while he is fishing it out of his drink.

[miinsaa]

Love ur eye make up

[Oravenz]

Random stories told with delightful delivery make you so entertaining!

[RedClincher]

5'd

[MissNatalieR]

love ur eye shadow

[jantheempress]

haha

[PinkPuppyLove]

haha, i had one of those once and they tasted so bad i spat them out. xD

Im weird 8D

[Photoguy77]

you are seriously the cutest woman EVER

[Ironwoman7]

He's definitely plotting his revenge, watch out, he's going to follow you and spit edamame beans at you next time you go out on a date... :)

[strawberryblonde35]

that doll in the background is scary...

[NapSeason]

Hahaha this vlog was actually really entertaining... unlike some other ones...

[hcm9999]

Bryony, you are so adorable!

[youknowsit45]

lol give peas a chance....

[youknowsit45]

we've all 'bean' there.

[Shaplen]

Seriously I just want to blow my shit on this chicks face.....anyone else?

[HeavyHands70]

Doesn't it bother anyone else that edamame is some new re-imaging of the soy bean to make it sound more appealing? They're just soy beans and it's like "they" want us to forget that so they can charge more. :)

[FreqyBiker]

That doll is so freaky- I love it!

[kyliekin3]

i freaking love love love edmmame beans

[lizziegirl0099]

haha that was so hilarious i probably would have done the same thing if he didn't react i would have been like um...ookkkkkk........now what!! like you did. lol

[blueeyedbrit]

"political pea" ahaha

[davisfontanes]

HAHHAHA..thats hilarious...I WOULD HAVE Just gave him a hug and said now I reckon you are soo funny KEVIN FEDERLINE!!! KAVENNNNN LOL

[rajel2006]

Girl you have such a funny way to tell stories!! ha ha ha ha!! you are so sweet!

[Iheartmisha]

OMFG you put my name in you title EMMA yeah

[iheartedwardcullenxo]

thats my name 2!!!

shweet!!

[xharry4ginnyx]

no she didn't it's Edamame

[HKichen]

hahahhah I know! I ate the entire pod and had the green gunk spitted out! I thought I was suppose to eat the whole thing as the news lady looked as if she was.

(The news lady was how i got to know there was such a thing called edamame. Coincidentally, I went to a Japanese restaurant that day.

[LondonWeekendLesbian]

SOooo ...

Let us get this clear.

You say you ruined a total stranger's date by, well, more or less regurgitating on him and you need to know why he kept ignoring you? May I direct your attention to Emily Post's book "Etiquette"?

... still, quite funny though ...

[PretentiousRubbish]

Oooh, "still quite funny thouhg.."

ooh I say quite spiffy what oh

fucken stuck up english hippy dike

[LondonWeekendLesbian]

@PretentiousRubbish comment to me.

I looked at your page you describe yourself as - and I quote -

"BORN IN THE SEVENTIES MY NATURAL ENEMIES ARE ALL LITTLE C**TS BORN IN THE EIGHTIES AND NINTIES AND ALL OLD F**KS BORN IN THE FIFTIES AND SIXTIES."

that kinda narrows down the company you keep to octagenerians, nine year olds and of course other twisted and embittered 30 somethings like yourself.

LOL. Mr Brad PretentiousRubbish You're a very bad advert for people born in the 1970's!

[itishere]

You have a Wii and DS?

For some reason i didn't think you would be into computer games.

They over book those shows because some people buy more tickets then they need, so they try and compansate, Really sucks huh?

[EmOFrrED19]

well da mustache hair lookx cute

[feminiquelady]

made me laugh xx

[muazdah]

3:41

well that was creepy

[ILOVESHINO]

I'm guessing this is Wagamama lol. They have it here in Boston too and opening more, but every time I go, we always exchange awkward smiles with the party on the same table ech.

[evolgub]

~i'm not gonna even pay attention to you freaks~

lmao

[youknowsit45]

CLASSIC edamame dilemma.

Hell - we've all been there!

[orionpk]

same thing happends in my country people feels weird by sitting to another

[wastedwasted3]

i would consider doing you

[siasti]

In Japan, if you accidentally hit someone with an edamame you have to commit harakiri in front of them using your chopsticks...

[wiserabbitknows]

really? I didn't know that.

[youknowsit45]

Bryony is gaijin and therefore lacks manners.