MY YouTube Story - Gradualreport

[littlemissmoore98]

Im from England and i understood it :0 im magic :D

[ChipmunkMix67]

I understood the first bit o.o'

[graciewwe]

he did NOT JUST SAY bomb digady

[Shiois]

i like to feel i connect with danny :)

[FightingDreamsPro]

OH im SOOOOO British X'D

[bbhouk1]

ur sexy eyes are connecting with me right now

[XshopaholicX09]

When*

[XshopaholicX09]

Whet I lick your face

[GriffinSst]

Awesome story Danny.

I'm kind of hard to get along with too, I haven't had a girlfriend for 4 years, and I only have 6 real friends that I see almost every day, and my dad hates me. So I understand what you mean, I'd LOVE to get a PM from you or a facebook request

Love your videos, -3.

[NobodyBeatsTheHammer]

Parents:Graduating from law school, what are you going to do now Danny?

Danny: ..."I wanna be a comedian!"

Parents: That makes great mon-......wait what?

Danny: Problem? *Troll Face*

[oelly1200]

danny, how did you know that my mum smoked pot

[undeth01]

Cop:do you know why I pulled you over

You:yeah um hi ill have a bigmac and a strawberry shake

[RandomGirlRuthy]

Yeah, my mum was born naturally with 2 fingers on her left hand, its a genetic mutation. RUDE

[Sharmay15]

@majulahagapao Cool .

[V1rtualSp1r1t]

haha British People DO talk like that :D An observation of a foreigner in Oxford :D

[babykins251]

it's 2 oclock in the morning and i have school tomorrow and i cant go to sleep because i cant stop watching gradualreports

[zongivila]

you weren't a miner,and you weren't on the field-you were on the MINE-FIELD!!!!!

[strawberrylumps159]

god ur parents r mean..but i guess u got off easy...if i wuldve tried tht on my parents my mom wuldve killed me n roasted me n serve me for thanksgiving

[Sharmay15]

I wanted to cry , then ... "OR IM GONNA LICK YOUR FACE !! :P " I started laughing ._.

[majulahagapao]

@Sharmay15 Funny how that's practically the same thing the top comment said.

[Ubermisho]

You weren't a miner ^^

[ajyoville101]

i love the "its just a honor to compete" aditude

[mariano9896790]

yo mann your a crazy sun of ahh

[lillbug98]

Haha u seem hella out of it in this vid XD

[Cajkesuzabava]

lol i bet this whole story was a lie lol

[melnjada2]

I LOOOOOOOOVEEE YOU DANNY....

[TheDankSelection]

u should take my idea for a funny video...i havent been able to do it but i think it would be funny. you know those amigos at wal mart? they are like motorized shopping carts. what if u did a 2 fast 2 furious version with those lol

[TheMoejiller]

14 people have 9 fingers..



[colourbrainmania]

Thought he was making this all up until the photo evidence.

[CJFaves]

even as a miner you are still drop dead sexy.

[ilavayou2lolipop]

ungreatful..

[h8lif4wthtshalana]

Where were you mining?

[iminabandyo]

notice how he scared the computer asleep in the end

[TheMistermanboy]

0:12 king of web prof. pic!

[Jalencaelym]

Bromandude. You rock. Also... are you a Scorpio?

[FlyingElite12]

WOW danny is wearing a shirt!

[angelTajchy]

i thought he was joking about being a miner... until i saw the pictures

[omangaify]

I was look for funny videos on youtube and then i found your videos.. they are halarious! i watched almost all of them and i showed some to my family and friends and they all subscribed! keep up the good work man!

[TheDiakonu]

Friend's end online weirdo's let;s get more subs for danny !!!!!

[mrskribble]

I watch a lot of BBC, so English is like a second language to me...American would be my first.

[LeiaAlexis]

@mrskribble Im not sure if your joking so if you are then ignore this comment lol, but Americans dont speak "American" they speak "English" =P

[mrskribble]

@LeiaAlexis Yes, i always considered American a language, just like I assume Mexican and Canadian are also languages.

[LeiaAlexis]

@mrskribble Well a few of the words Americans, Aussies, Irish, Welsh etc are different and obv so are the accents compared to English people, such as myself lol, but its the still the same. Like even though your American accent is different to someone elses from another state and u may use different words/slang etc your still talking the same language :) I hope that made sense lol.

[mrskribble]

@LeiaAlexis omg, you're English. It's amazing that we can even understand each other, what with the conflicting accents and all.

[LeiaAlexis]

@mrskribble Wow, taking the piss out of me now, nice one arsehole

[ndkblackhawk]

Yes, Belgian and still understood it! Cheers!

[0gii]

aawesome!

[undeth01]

That's vary heart warming

[Lovedethklok]

danny, i like you cause your humble and not at a million subscribers etc etc, and REALLY popular (i hope you do get there though)

but your reachable right now, like you still can connect with your fans

i dont really know where im going with this, but your awesome and i love you...i guess thats the gist of it :D

[MrGrindspark]

Okay..... i almost started crying, but then he said lick you face, and i was like, w00t!! O.o but seriously, beautiful music. :)

[pedrocampos17]

Hey...that was kind of beautiful hahaha

[watashiwasakuradesu]

Best. intro. ever. And OMGZ you weren't lying about the mining thing O_o

[pandasawesome]

omggg its so sweet to see danny like this :D XXXO

[11naz11]

love you danny. You always cheer me up x

[kokoro4lyfe]

I didn't think he was serious about mining copper

[jocorbc]

intro FTW!!!

[sierraaawrr]

OMYGOD from 3:02-3:08 I was like don't cry don't cry don't cry or I'm gonna start crying Danny yer great keep up the good work!

<3 your tasty lemon drop

[CasualFailz]

you sounded like russell brand on acid

[mellonhead178]

this video is so touching in a way, keep up the good work danny <3

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

I dont see how you are a dick, honestly. You look like a great person to hang out with, being constantly able to be funny. I thoroughly enjoy your videos, ESPECIALLY how to kiss. Its hilarious XD

[MrCaptianAlly]

3:34 is an adorable picture <3 aha



[Nicobraincorex]

i am from germany ,..and i did understand the beginning ! :D

[pike12345selmo]

i first heard of dannies videos from my friend and it was how to make mac and cheez and it was funny as hell so i told about 20 of my bosnian friends and then that went on. After i watchd the mac and cheez vid i watched more and i was like

"U PICKU MATERINU" i think ima subscribe !

[dynamicconstarwatto]

press 5 and 4

rip your nipple off?

[roflcoptermobiliobil]

HOL-E-SHYIT... he went from law school, to miner, to comedian... what a life... that means he is smart, buff, and hilarious... danny you are a DEMI-GOD

[myndirnotur]

good lookin' miner

[salem8908]

I would marry you.

[MissBud182]

aww, so very very sweet :) I love Danny!!

[MissBud182]

aww, so very very sweet :) I love Danny!!

[MegaMcgrammer]

arent i just a coky basterd lol

[harrypuravida2]

Ur amazing Danny, even when I was getting sad during this video, I was still laughing cos ur just that funny

[sillygirl447]

' I cutting and a knife slipped and it cut me ' lol

[Ruairidh1231]

I understood it :D

[BazookaWorm14]

wow all this time i thought the music was coming from my moms tv *facepalm*

[melonyann1]

omg! i <3 u danny! your an amzing comedian and i watch your videos all the time!!!!!!! I WANT TO MEET YOU SOME DAY!!!!!!!!

[jiyumes]

Everytime I watch this I cry. <3

[3OhHowWeWumbo3]

Ahaha.. Press 8 then 6 then 7.. he says "I like nuts" c: <3

[Haboo65]

i had a feeling you got inspiration from ze frank for some reason... hes awesome! and youre awesome too!

[xXatomic2009Xx]

form 3:08 - 3:20 I almost cried because I was like "wow this man is a totally nice guy even if he does make weird (Awesome) faces and noises" and yet I loved it.

[Raymonda2015]

well... im not FROM england... i used to live there.... but i still didnt understand u

[theblacklizard777]

jesus you made me cry!

[YellowBeaver1988]

i have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs lol

[SuperBogdyboy]

this almost make me cry.... then the licking face part come in and I started to laugh

[VXxXAzzAXxXV]

first video i ever watched from you.. deep shit.

[John34560]

i played this song in for my music exam in school! :P

[kayleighcamper]

Lol I'm English and I understood every word..:P xox

[johnylikedlittleboys]

@kayleighcamper ha same! :)) xxx

[kayleighcamper]

@johnylikedlittleboys aha! im not the only one then.. xD xxx

[iMushCake]

@kayleighcamper Same :3

[kayleighcamper]

@iMushCake yaaay! go english people! xD

[likethemkiks99]

im startin to see why phillyd is kind of a prick, someone gives him a decent amount of money and he says, he look at this guy, hes funny. id be so pissed, but on the other hand, in business prospective, mr.d probly needed all the time he could get on shows and keep the viewers to himself

[Margarina2009]

I love your Mockney accent. <3

(Yes i meant to say Mockney..)

Love you Danny. Don't ever change the way you are.

[pyurmassacur]

I'll be honest, I felt guilty for not having 'connected' with you yet. I plan to!

I love your work and I hope that you keep doing what you're doing, your story is so inspiring :)

[kayleighcamper]

You are very welcome!! I am happy to be your subscriber, I'm, like your biggest fan!! Danny, you are like god. Lol!! Keep it up! Much love

[ylandayz]

If u want more subscribers get some strippers in your videos lol

[missymegyn]

danny, i love you., your very much welcome

i told my bestie and we r like ur biggest fann(: we love you now and forever!!!

and your parentrs are douche bags.

[missymegyn]

danny, i love you., your very much welcome

i told my bestie and we r like ur biggest fann(: we love you now and forever!!!

[charmayes08]

you pulled at my heartstrings danny :-)

[charmayes08]

you.ulle

[disizgudforju]

i feel you....osijetim...

[theEddieworld]

i have 8 fingers because the others are called thumbs

[elletastical]

i rarely post comments on vids but i just wanted to let you know that i am one of those subscribers that do not really connect with you by leaving you funny comments or go to your comedy shows but you really make my day better and i just cant help but watch another one of yours vids right after one has finished

you are so funny and have the gift to inform others while doing so and i hope get this msg sometime & thankyou for continuing out vey important work

-love lemon drop from canada : D

[gottaloveJBx]

i have 8 fingers, not 10

[lenabena106245]

he sounds like russel brand when he is british

[Mattewstokoe12]

Hey man make a vid on people who get aggro on cod or any other games

[TheSoapBar23]

Found this inspirational. Thanks for existing.

[SuperHannahSullivan]

Oddly enough, I found this kind of depressing.... :(

[IvoAro]

I totally didnt belive that you were a miner until i saw the pictures

[bieberfever4eva123]

@IvoAro lol u and me both:P

[TheRealSonicYouth]

You are the funniest dude ever omg your stand up is PRICELESS!!!

[peitrifiedbone]

lol nice backround music

[TetraperantosNikos]

U BLEW MY MIND OF THE WORLD ! YOU ARE .......... BOOM ! i still cant stop laughing ! u are... AWESOME !

[shaeshae15241]

u rock dude

[issychloe123]

I feel like i want to connect with you now danny dawg. You cocky bastard. Come to australia again, and touch my ears. Cause that was some deep shit right there. Deeper than that shit below. Bloody hell, heard of grammar my man?

[echo0622]

I told al my friends bout u n they subscribed 2 u n u r just hilarious 2 the max evry1s gotta luv ya danny n its true u r#1on utube

[OljaaVuckovic]

He is ugly.

[xoxlilmonkeyxox]

1:12 arnt i just a cocky bastard ahahah

[crooknchub]

I've told literally ALL the people I know about you and they all subscribed and LOVE your videos!!

[motleycruequeen]

i told my freinds about u they love you and so do i but more

[ssingagirl]

I'll connect with you.. -wink wink- Lol :D

[coolsk83rjay]

press 5 then 7. he says "rip your nuts" lol

[TerrorGrimmJaw]

@coolsk83rjay um it says..Black cock i appreciate it.. xD

[coolsk83rjay]

@TerrorGrimmJaw

haha 5 7 then 4 says rip your nuts off.

[PackThatPunch]

if you tilt the screen down, half his face is blue LOL

[synchrogirl978]

I feel like with Danny's level of comedy he should be the one promoting PhillyD.... I don't maybe it's just me.

[2313baileyboy]

I have eight fingers and two thumbs..

[GotThatPerspective]

I GET YOU MAN! (big letters)

[redtail234]

reminds me of october sky for the mining part (check it out it's a cool movie),

but yep, still got us there.. the sentimental part. Your story is amazing dan :)

[yumyumfluffbum]

hahahahhahaa "i'm really just a dick"

[MrAllSubject]

I'm at 7 subscribers now WOOO!

[rabbitohsbestfan]

CONNECT TO MEH BOY!!!!!

[rabbitohsbestfan]

2:34 - 2:37

[XxGenociidalxX]

Aweeeeee

[MsMegaldon]

Actually we have 8fingers 2thumbs

[123JakeDunn]

i love you danny!!!!!!

[ujasTna]

Danny, you probably will not read this, just because thousands of people constantly write in your videos and I guess you just do not have time to read it, but I still will say it ... This video make me crying, really, and I think that you're a great guy and you have a very big heart and soul! Thank you for that you are so cute and doing my day hilarious!

[TheHestya]

@ujasTna

I totally agree.. :)

Danny, you are a great guy. :)

Keep making us smile.. :) Your lemondrops love you very much. :)

[TheShadowFlame101]

Not to sound rude or make it sound like I'm bragging (though I am) but I have about 120 videos, and 33 subscribers. I've been going at this for almost a year now.

[Photography202]

@TheShadowFlame101 Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?

[TheShadowFlame101]

@Photography202 How am I "on a pedestal"? How would you feel if you were in my situation?

[Photography202]

@TheShadowFlame101 Does it make you feel better about yourself to argue with me on YouTube?

[TheShadowFlame101]

@Photography202 This is arguing?

[Photography202]

@Photography202 Does your back hurt after bending so far over to see me below your obnoxiously tall pedestal?

[Dandaldaks]

Lol don't be silly Danny you went on a mining tour I went on the same one

[SarahBrookeWilliams]

you almost made me cry at 3:03

[TheAmydotcom]

Dude you are soooo funni i love all of your vids!!! :D

<3

[shangshow91]

What a waste of law degree.

[GrubYourCup]

From digging to find copper you went digging to find our love. We <3 U Danny!

[vinesa529]

I really can't fathom why someone like Fred gets millions of views while you, Danny the magnificent, can't even get past a hundred thousand. The world has gone crazy! You're so much better than most of them!

[Spectrallink]

How come your vids don't reach 100k views? o.O

[BrunetteBarbie21]

Hahaha! Quite a decent accent but it went a bit aussie at the end. I knew you'd be sexy with a Englishman. As of today you've got somewhere in the region of 190,000 subs. I have no idea why you are pushing a million. You are the only one who is actually funny. Not only funny but genius to go with it.

[NZJ88]

I guess I know what you meant, when u told ur law n comedy incident with ur parents and when u went blank talking about connecting with people. I have one coming up with my parents, accounting n comedy. And the people I do connect with, it's worthwhile. Godspeed bro.

[11h11m]

Hey, I'm 18 and I started watching you because of Philyd.

he sent me to your page and I saw the "cure for depression" and it's my favorite so far (I've watched around 50 videos since :P). your story is really touching and you're fuging hilarious, i love your energy and i really admire you... you're my favorite youtuber!

I'm pretty sure your videos may become a new form of addiction for me, keep up the very important work!

<3 <3

- your fan from Israel

[shannonasalways]

I wouldn't mind marrying someone like you.

[biancavanessa2005]

@shannonasalways YOU KNOW WHAT?? I GUESS ME TOO!!

[loveyoutopgear]

LMAO!!! IM ENGLISH AND I DID KINDA UNDERSTAND THAT (': 

[crazysoph7]

awww lmfao!

[iluvindie]

Your are the best *sniff sniff* happy tears

[gahilovergirl]

*sniff*u..u...your so heart felt wwwwwhhhhaaaaaaa

[ali45230]

i will never stop watching you danny! your hilarious and make my life complete! :D

[hawaianchik]

wow... I have only one thing to say I LOVE YOU!!! :D

[007meepit]

DANNY YOU ARE AWESOME. Like seriously man :)

[LauraAmy941]

Love you Danny!! I am glad you decided to make videos on Youtube and not go to Law school :) Love your tasty little lemon drop xx

[ceilingcatlover1331]

your not a dick you funniez

[SpamBAT]

So you stopped being a Serbian Ninja Farmer (From the US) to be a Miner because you wouldn't do Law after college? WOW =D

I <3 you Danny - I understand you and want to connect with you ;P HAHA

[sammijacobs]

Can you do a review on facebook.

[Sasuke4ever54321]

i have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs :D!

[MsHannahVonD]

u sound like russell brand at the beginning

[totallykeet]

good accent lol

[emma41093]

Understood it perfectly and I'm from scotland lol

[mehn19364]

Tear Drop,3:18

[Caro0heartbreaker0]

i love you (:

[12308madman]

i didnt understand