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[roxyrachel000]

um to teamtrex no the didn't , y the hell would they make achol nd not drink it wats the point of that :/

[teamtrex]

The muslims invented alcohol even though they can t drink it.. hahahahaha

[1Explosivez1]

LOL

[jackvincent90]

lol the 911 one was true

[TehMovieMusketeer]

he forgot al-jazeera ;)

[funkyemmalove101]

teeheee...... that's a FUNNY show!!!!!

[canttouchthis317]

This guy is awesome.

[Manijak878]

he was not kiding about 9/11 and i suportt his teory

[ernesdee2o916]

Does this guy has a channel? If he does let me know someone . =)

[P1nkR0z3]

Anyone tlking shit bout muslims well u cnt say anything untill u dnt knw anything properly sick ppl specially some of the comments make me sickk uncle sam ur sooo funnay luvv yuu nd dnt ever stop promoting islam

[euro106]

hahaha this guy is great lol

[KatapliktikoGoal]

Considering the amount of underlying racism and anti-muslim sentiment in Australia... this was refreshingly hilarious. Why i have never watched a full episode i don't know

[hijabi102]

funny :)

[Adje1431]

Dilek is hot

[ashikeRasool]

pisser

[iqbaldisouza1]

i vote for uncle sam

[bad0or]

what was the first question?

and "algebra, ???, algorithm, alcohol, even if...?? what?" and we created the elephant ??? algore ??

[irfihyder]

@bad0or it wad algod

[hanros98]

lol i'm not muslim but this is so funny

[irfihyder]

@hanros98 all kind of muslims are hilarious.... except some demons

[ENDOFANAGEMUSIC]

hahahaha That was sick get this on british t.v......... there will be riot's

It will be classic.........

[hahan9]

lol....funnyyyy

[StopSexualUrges]

and.. old el paso lol

[CDNSMOKEJUMPER]

This guy is funny, way to bridge the gap with laughter. Way to go bro.

[natedawg65]

Ya...people need to lighten up...that was pretty funny..

[3BZI]

that his real beard?

[CaeserAexix]

@3BZI no

[spickinpower]

Wow the last two questions.. Everyone kind of froze. Awkward!

[simon01711]

or history for that matter!

[simon01711]

u lot must learn to have fun! this isnt a debate on religion and beliefs.

its amazing how this video sparks so many outbursts

[ChaldeanSouljaz]

NUSLIMS DIDINT CREAT MATHAMATICS

ancients from tha city of babylonia in mesopatmia created it hamoo raby he made skool az well and invented heeps o things ppl use

why do u rekon they are wiping tha history of tha chaldeans and assyrians

[arybatool]

@ChaldeanSouljaz

you do realise it was joke dont you???

[sedaada]

@ChaldeanSouljaz lol its a joke dude relax :)

[Hmraja]

why not

[dirtyskank007]

and people wonder why little muslim monkeys are looked down upon?

brainwashed litlte monkeys who can;t think for themsleves and can only repreat the mantra about how mericful allah is.

grow up!

[GiaSauresRex]

LOL! I tryed very hard to take what you said seriously, but your name "DirtySkank007" did not allow me to do so..

[science220]

@dirtyskank007 ur mistaken abt muslims :) try me :)

The Quran says, "How can those who are learned and those who are not be (possibly) equal?

[BluThunder247]

@dirtyskank007 AHAHAH sorry i cant take you seriously with your screen name! too funny! wonder what your 'mantra' is about? hahahahaa

[qatarnet111]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha best show ever

[mj23823]

@melbournaut, ok ill use reasoning here and give u a few resources for u to refer to, first of all look up "scientific miracles or the quran" and try think up an excuse for that, secondly, watch debates between a christian and muslim, who do u think is winning? and thirdly, the bible has over 10,000 versions of it and its re-written too, did u ever ask urself why that is?

[Gr8Candid8]

Quiet funny. Could have been funnier

[howardvalchick]

funny, very funny, that was kinda low about bush.

[Prime4571]

Look, can everyone please take a long breath and relax. Uncle Sam is a very funny comedian, playing on his muslim background. All reasonable people understand tolerance between different race and cultures. But the most important point, is that we are all flesh and blood no matter what the colour of our skin is.

[jokae13]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Hahahahahjahahahahahaaaa

[absano]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL hahahahah aa loooooooooooooool

[yexey]

Wow this isn't funny - its just really really arrogant.

Given that islam forbids most of everything pleasurable, its no surprise that the standard of humour is low.

[IslamAnswersBack]

"peeing in the pool, life is like a porn without the things that make porn cool" That is just a sample from ***your *** subcriptions. I assume that this standard of humor that Muslims should have.

[yexey]

Ok, lets take a sample from the Koran, Sura 5, Ayat 33:

" Indeed, the punishment of those who fight Allah and His Messenger and go around corrupting the land is to be killed, crucified, have their hands and feet cut off on opposite sides, or to be banished from the land."

That is not funny, humane or tolerable to any decent human. Go take your insane religion of hatred and shove it up your arse.

[IslamAnswersBack]

Why is the West so fascinated with putting things in the anus? Can someone tell me pleeeese.??? Just tell....don't show me. Thank you.

[yexey]

Its called the male prostate. I suggest you try it some time, then you might relax a bit more and be less inclined to blow yourself up out of (sexual?) frustration.

[IslamAnswersBack]

No thanks ... unlike you I have an adversion to feces.

[CDNSMOKEJUMPER]

@IslamAnswersBack You can't get her pregnant that way.

[sofamp3]

@IslamAnswersBack they are just sex starved animals. there's your answer

[codownni]

@IslamAnswersBack Go to China..

[IslamAnswersBack]

@codownni "Go to China..." To visit you? I don't know you.

[codownni]

@IslamAnswersBack If I lived in China I would have told you to come to China, not go. In the East they do all kinds of shit. You know, like the Muslims in Africa that cut girls clits off.

[sydneymassive]

@IslamAnswersBack feels so good.

[tassiedev01]

thats great! give me more

[backtothesunnah]

lol.=D

[whoolikesshortshorts]

haha i saw this live

[PloughTheSky]

The Iraq war was born in 2003 !!!!!

[aasimazam]

it was actually born in 1991!

[shanec24]

muslims trying to be funny not cool. i don't know how this show is still on air. they laugh at their own jokes hmmmm the budget for next season should go to something more worth while like the middle eastern gang squad!

[wogtastic91]

funny thing is that the jew and christian were both laughing so wat u on about. and yea ,shut ur mouth before middle eastern gangs comes and gets u..

[hirschOZ]

Mate you sound like the kind of person who writes into ABC complaining about shows such as the chaser... grow a sense of humour

[swinga13]

thats hilarius your a legend uncle sam im aussie as and think your hilarious

[ahm0udy]

lmao

[simpleJb]

no actually he represents muslims excellently lol, im a amuslim i shud know

[RadicalNoran]

my belly stop it

it hurts

funnnnnnnnnyyyyyy

[entertainmentdc]

hjbkwdqyft i dont know wat 2 say

[sinbad779]

Dave Chappelle is not muslim. Muslims don't dance with hookers on stage. As for the comment 'who says muslims can't have a sense of humour' . You can have a sense of humour but not at the expense of your religion . And as for the other comments, didn't realise 'idiot' and 'stupid' were swear words. For your information, they are scientific terms, not that you would know that. And 'shit' is a perfectly valid word, an adjective . . . so yes you are a stupid idiot piece of shit . . .

[hrashid14]

Actually, he said that he was and discontinued his show. 99 excuses remember?

[homegrownhero]

"Muslims don't dance with hookers on stage."

Muslims aren't suppose to drink alcohol, yet many do. Does that make them non-muslim-- no.. it doesn't.

A jew is not meant to eat pork-- but if one does is he no longer a jew?

No.. just a non-practicing muslim/jew in that particular INSTANCE.

[moeyc7]

this guys funny

[turkseturk]

WAhahahaha this man is One Funny Guy !!!

[zapatista512]

Funny show.. who says muslims can't have a sense of humor? Dave Chappelle is a muslim and he's the funniest guy on earth.

[TAx2XD]

IM HERE! DEAL WITH IT LMAO

[sinbad779]

alizee you stupid shit . . . no asked for your comment . . . worthless piece of shit . . .

[DefectiveAmmo07]

hahaha and you represent muslims by cursing? hahahah

[DrDhakna]

lol sarcastic comedy..

"whose readyto Party !!!? LOL

[sinbad779]

How very sad. What a disgrace for all Muslims. Your an idiot. You DO NOT represent Muslims in any way shape or form.

[alizee131]

how very sad. you go onto each one of his vids and say the same thing

[talalhk]

Ive noticed that too, who the &^%& is he reffering to?

[YasminOh]

this is the funnest video ever... cool llloooll

[fatimahandaaminah]

LOL CIA responsible for sep 11 , he actually spoke the truth. Muslims rule!!

[daveyboy7hi]

funniest thing i've seen

u made this infidel smile

[MissMimo1984]

I call it FAITHBOOK! hahahha

[84psycho]

both the host were not muslims.

they r fucking indians and by seeing them anyone can say.

these are the fucking indian cunts

[waqasn1]

there muslim indians you dont need to be arab to be muslim

[theprince8996]

u can be any race if u believe in islam u can become muslim

[Roah26]

ACTUALLY

Nazeem Hussein which is the host is Muslim and he is born in Pakistan...

Even if there was an indian host,, what differnce does it make?

[ansarlar]

"We created alcohol, even though we cant drink it" LOL!!!!

[00AFG00]

hehe yeah And it is auctully right !

[yexey]

You fucking retard. Muslims did NOT invent alcohol. The KNOWN first alcohol was created by the Chinese 9000 years ago. Muhummad was around 1500 years ago. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[IslamAnswersBack]

Already swearing hmmm the true mark of an intellectual.

[yexey]

Ha ha. You can't confront the facts, so you have to dodge them. I'm not suprised, considering the weak intellectual clout of current muslims. That's not to say there weren't intellecutal achievements by past muslim empires, but those achievements are more due to power than religion. Where is algebra mentioned in the Koran?

[IslamAnswersBack]

Your not mentioned in the quran we can still call you names.

[ansarlar]

UNCLE SAM ROX!!!!!!!

Muslim buzzer doesnt work lol

"WHO IS READY TO PARTY!!!"

[lailarind]

ahahha omg dat was funny!!!its true muslims did make algebra!!!and chemistry!!!lol...and alcohol(halal) ahha vhy not???

[yexey]

NO, this is just arrogant muslim ignorance.

Muslims did not "make" algebra. It was first developed by Indian, Greek and Chinese mathematicians, THEN it was improved by PERSIANS and THEN it was further developed to its MODERN FORM by European and Asian thinkers.

AND the ancient Egypians, Greeks and Indians were practicing and theorising about chemistry long before muslims existed.

Muslims play such a minor pathetic role in history that they have to fool themselves into thinking they're gods.

[ozimuslimah90]

the word algebra originally came frm al -jabr mate. it means equals can be added to both sides of an equation!!..ur not very birght are u? muslims played an enormous part in history !Islam is the savior of ancient western knowledge & it's the fastest growing religion.

[yexey]

Yes we use an Arabic word, but that doesn't mean anything. We also say "Arabic numerals" but in truth, they originated in India, and in Arabic they're called "Indian numerals".

And Byzantine muslims did preserve SOME ancient Greek texts but did NOTHING with them for 500 years. Only when they were returned to Europe did the Renaissance blossom. Muslims sat on them doing nothing.

And finally if you did some research, you'd find that "non-believers" is the fastest growing religious point of view.

[lailarind]

non-believers isnt a religion?lol

wat the hell, islam IS the worlds fastest religion since the 9/11 attack ppl wer so ignorant dat they didnt even kno wat islam was and then they did sum research and found out that its the religion of truth. most of the scientists that read the quran hav converted to islam. you should read the quran, its the most beautiful book in the whole world and its all true,

[lailarind]

whereas the bible is has the old testimony and the new. the christians are so confused..they believe jesus is god whereas if he was he wudnt be dead. god never dies.the quran is preservance and it is preserved not a single word has been changed since the beginning of time

[lailarind]

and everything it says is slowly appearing but can u say the same for the bible? we dnt need to change it to suit our beliefs coz everything it says is right and doesnt need 2 be altered by a man who proclaims god "speaks" to him and tells him to change his own words

[lailarind]

muslims did use algebra! they used it for everything like building to making clothes furniture etc whereas the indians didnt..in the 7th & 8th centuries the Arabs were united by Mohammed(peace be upon him), they conquered the land from India, across northern Africa, to Spain. In the following centuries (through the 14th) they pursued the arts and sciences and were responsible for most of the scientific advances made in the west.

[lailarind]

& finally dnt u eva say 2 urself WHY? why am i here? is der a purpose??who made this earth?who made U?(who controls ur heartbeat?), who made the planet? who made da universe?like ppl alwys say ders a reason 4 everthing tht happens(der's a reason 2 y ur here) r uhappy?,hav u accomplished anythin in dis life?besides gettin a career & earnin money-its not abt dat.ders more 2 it than jus material stuff. do u truely believe a human can make anotha living creature such as a plant or animal?NO they cnt

[savage177]

@lailarind

"In the following centuries (through the 14th) they pursued the arts and sciences and were responsible for most of the scientific advances made in the west."

Oh hell no. What in gods name are you talking about? You arabs were not responsible for the Renaissance in the 14th century, where are you getting this nonsense? IT was after the fall of the byzantium empire (The greek roman empire also known as the empire of the greeks) when italy recovered scrolls from the fleeing greeks.

[sedaada]

@savage177 lol people cannot take jokes these days!

[melbournaut]

You have wasted a full page of comments to preach. And even with all your words you have contributed nothing new to the faith debate. People who dont believe generally want evidence not preaching. If I want answers to who/ what controls my heartbeat or made the earth I will refer to peer reviewed scientific studies rather than a book of fairytales.

[MyLife4Truth]

good stuff. Reminds me of what Wog Boy did for the wogs

[darkdestiny86]

ROFL

[mycutelittlepandas]

nice beard

[CuteSara08]

lol Uncle Sam ur funny :) lol ........

[MARDAMKIT]

See also

Real Time with Bill Maher: Is Islam a religion of peace?

Right here on U-TUBE.

[mustyshake]

This is hilariously apparopriate for over protective parents

[psf1busta]

Propaganda, and it's a wolf in sheep's clothes!

BAH!

[1966BOBBY]

Thanks mcmosiris for this share. :)

[ELGROOVER]

Thanks for passing this on to me 'Bobby'. 5*****s, not because it is especially funny but just th@ it IS..... ( : though it's not quite up there with the Danish ;  )

[dalouder]

LooooooooooL

hhhhhhhhh

[Roah26]

Yepp!!

[angelwings41]

LOOOL ! Uncle sam is a champion !