Pokémon is evil, Satanic and a sin. [According To This Ignorant, Christian Fool]

[spartan11720011]

i hve like 5 pokemon game and my buddy has 5 as well none of us have ever seen witchcraft (note: i am a christan gamer)

[ChIcAnO187100]

Somebody just tight that he couldn't past the elite smh -.-"

[AnimeLuver16712]

When the video ended one of the suggested videos was a SMOSH parody of pokemon XD

[AnimeLuver16712]

Notice how he keeps REPEATING himself. All he says this whole time is "Pokemon is satanic!" "Pokemon uses witchcraft!" He doesn't give actual proof!

[Puremage91694]

If playing pokemon gives me powers.....GIVE ME THE FUCKING GAME BOY!

[T3hL0lz1n8r]

2:56 Wah? Wah? Wah?! WAH?!?!!?!?

[T3hL0lz1n8r]

I'm pretty sure he thinks Pokémon is Satanic just because they evolve.

[dan18527]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA this guy must have been seriously fucking high when he first saw pokemon

[1tobedoneX]

What the fucking hell. I am a Christian, but I don't believe that Pokemon is some sick satanic sin. This guy makes us Christians look like we are foolish douchebags who have nothing else in their day, so we rant about random crap, thinking that they are Evil and Satanic. Hell, I am autistic, but I don't go out on the street shooting people just because of some Charizard Card or some other crap. God dammit. These foolish Christian Fools, are they trying to convert us into Atheists? Well good job.

[T3hL0lz1n8r]

@1tobedoneX It's because of morons like this guy that make Christianity the laughing stock of belief systems.

[headbanger8887]

Creating a monster to make money. Religion is the biggest scam ever!

[mindeater101]

This guy is hilarious.

[spartan11720011]

only once have they ever used a gun but nary a shot fired

[spartan11720011]

i am a christian gamer if pokeomn were bad i would have felt weird about playing the video games in episode 16 the gang from the anime sent out a bird pokeomn (pidgey) to look for land like they did in the BIBLE you just watched one episode or looked at one pokemon i doubt you even go to church and cast spells really? i have like five pokemons game never have i seen witchcraft the do evolve but for crying out loud you don't even no what your talking about, me and all my friends play pokemon

[Palatinate111Rising]

I never mastered seismic toss

[Palatinate111Rising]

No wait...he's onto something

[ytvration]

really..

[Capr1son]

I realy cant agree i still am gonna play pokemon

[juul384]

Pokemon was fun

[abbiAngelkinss]

i dont have anything against christians, i love people who feel strongly about their faith, But its christians like this that makes all christians look bad

[Wolfga]

@abbiAngelkinss There's atleast one dummy in every bunch.

[ewandougie]

This guy is a tool . I am a christian and am kinda insulted there are people who preach this bullshit in the name of Christanity. Seriously no wonder people are moving away from religion because of these deluded people!!

[Fabulousitist]

And this is why America is where it is today.

[WhimpyGamerGirl]

I used to have a friend when I was in elementary school who wasn't allowed to play or watch Pokemon because her grandma believed this shit. Now that I'm older and I hear these "reasons", it really upsets me that some people will just eat this up without going out and researching it on their own, because anyone in their right mind would realize Pokemon is perhaps the farthest from "Satanic" as you can get.

[Jedislayer19]

Everyone who watches this is butthurt. I however, salute this fine troll and the church he represents. Go forth my child, and may the butthurt spread forth from thy loins

[SunkistSweetieade]

This guy is an idiot.

[virtualsurrealism1]

Any pokemon out there would open up a can of whoop ass on Jesus.

[Hypzn]

REAL CHRISTIAN!

[shadowhedgehogfan22]

im christian pokemon is awesome especialy mewtwo he was made in a lab so haha

[spenothehegdhog]

lol dude chill out

[sypher113]

I hope that woman nodding her head has earphones hidden under her hair, otherwise damn is that one gullible stupid bitch.

[Solidus1086]

Now i see the TRUTH!

Ash was actually a high priest of satan who called forth the fallen angel Baraqiel (lightning of God) in the form of Pikachu to raise a demon army diguised as cute cartoon characters and steal the souls of our children to send them straight to the pit.

How could I not see this before?! Pokemon must be stopped!

I call for a great cleansing to burn every last movie, game, figurine, toy, etc. that supports this demonic agenda!

The world must be cleansed in the name of Jebus!

[preitaly]

well maybe satan made you think to focus on pokemon instead of something else?

[w0nd3rb04]

Why Why Why ..... Why XD

[NWOBHM2006]

But my Chansey called 'Bubbles' can't be evil?! 

[whitephat000]

imma kill you with my 44. if you dont give me your charzard lol

[whitephat000]

this guy is a preacher? pokemon is not like that they are freinds in there world. just like dogs and cats. what a moron he just embresed himself. there

[JessLynnElisMed]

A preacher talking about the Bible? Seems standard. Why does this have so many vi...? Wait... Oh, he's talking about Pokemon. THE FUCK?!

[TJD005]

I've had psychic experiences before and, still do every once in a while. It does attract spirits and otherworldy entites like demons. Trust me, the creators of Pokemon knew what they were doing when it came to a pokes weakness lol.

[TJD005]

The only poke that has a religious marking ik of is Kadabra. It has a pentagram on its head. Which is a symbol of wisdom and posses spiritual properties. Basically psychic. As long as the pentagram doesnt have 2 legs pointing up, its not evil, or satanic.

Psychic pokemon count as the "Light types" in the game. Being weak to and unable to harm Dark types because they're evil.

The weakness to Ghost applies because Psychics attract ghosts since Psychics are in tune with their 6th sense.

[antonblaziken50]

I like the way the woman in 1:24 nods her head.....she maybe is thinkig.....yeah, yeah and I am Shakira

[antonblaziken50]

I have only one question in my mind......what did he smoke to become so high?

[PringlesLover123]

Dungeons and Dragons caused murder? When?

[juxari]

atheisms is the devil religion

[hippiechik95]

For the record, we're not all like this. My church community sees Pokemon for what it is: a game, and nothing more.

[SpongebobMusicUnited]

Another reason why I hate religion.

[OmEvul1415]

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[OnigidiChan]

..he's sick.. fuck you, man. :C

[rochivon]

FUck you...I am Christian but mess with Poke'mon you will face my devil within...! foolish!!

[MrSurfingdreamer]

This is why the atheist movement is growing...this is their greatest tool...false Christian prophets spewing off lies, twisting facts, fear mongering, deceiving, promoting ignorance, and manipulating. This is what gives birth to atheism. Satan's favorite place on earth is at the church doors.

[WolvesAsParents]

satanchu was my favorite

[NMRkid]

While religion tells kids they will go to hell first thing on a Sunday morning, science tells them they came from the stars.

[Mslovephobic]

il and my uncle used to love it but he's been studying up more on a lot of stuff and he sees some demonic symbols all over the place. So idk. I'm more of I'm not totally convinced but some of the co-incidents are kinda creepy ya know? lol

[Mslovephobic]

I love your commentary on this it's so funny. But really quick to your comment on how the pokemon have the ability to choose if they want to attack or not... In the games usually when they refuse to attack it's because the trainer isn't strong enough for the pokemon to want to obey. I think the reason why a lot of people bag on it is that their are sooooo many co-incidents in the show that it seems so hard to believe they really are just that. Co-incidents. Idk. My mom swears up and down its ev

[Cheaplymademan]

This is best enjoyed on silent with "transcribed" captions going imo.

[kingjams1]

so stupid thats why im a pagan :P



[BlueKaizoBrother]

Yeah, I so relate things like pokemon to the bible because thats all I think about...not -_-

[The8BITNews]

He couldn't be the elite four.

[MonsterHunterSketch]

He's mad because he wasn't expecting Gary to be chilling in a room after the elite four... Problem?

[Nindojo]

Pull owt thAR FOWRTY FIAVE!

[thelastmatchstick]

ok i won't. thanks for the pep talk Pastor Nuttcase.

[DrPhilMusic]

I'm gonna go buy Heart gold now.

[xxalexmonxx]

Probably just got attacked by a Rattata...

[AwesomeYawn]

Jigglypuff just got accused of being the devil !!!! 

[slicvicX007]

From one catholic to another This guy is insane. Stop hating on the Faith. HE DOESNT REPRESENT THE FAITH

[alflord4000]

he is Ghetsis of real life, he wants us release our Pokemon Games then he will be the one to have Pokemon and dominate the world

[Itachisasukekiller]

@alflord4000 yes, because video game cartridges equal world domination.

[1BlueYoshi]

Why did Marowak deserve it? (2:06)

[erthany]

@1BlueYoshi Because she was a bitch, obviously.

[Naud1234]

@1BlueYoshi I don't see a Marowak.

[Epicman6676]

i like what he said at 3:16 ( the green box)

[windows00104]

WTF IS THIS LMFAO XD !!!! DEMONS < SATANS TAKE IT QUITE SERIOUSLY ! OMFG !!! SERIOUS O_o .... JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING XD ...... LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[imvabalance00]

what the fuck pokemon is made by satan dont be fool im watching and playing pokemon since 1 gen and i have not do a satanic work!!!

[windows00104]

@imvabalance00 LMFAO XD !!!

[MrTheycallmealex]

He's definitely a member of Team Rocket.

[tucker151988]

i hate it when people do this. they think that every person who plays a game like this are going to start shooting people. those are people with psychological problems before they started playing the game.

[FrostBeatle]

Christian fundamentalist appeared.

Christian fundamentalist uses mindless rant!

it's not very effective....

[johnwien]

if he hates pokemon because it makes people kill eachother, why does he love the bible so much?

[mirrorpiece]

@johnwien Word bro. Word.

[Scwirul]

@johnwien Haha, best comeback I've seen on a religious video :D

[flavioavmello]

@johnwien

The best comment ever.. you should totally expect this to be coppied over the internet...

[mastrtonberry2]

@johnwien But they DON'T EVEN KILL EACH OTHER! Only one pokemon has ever died in the span of what? 20 games?

[shadowhedgehogfan22]

@mastrtonberry2 lavander town marowak team rocket yeah....

[lakjoel]

Are they starting to blame this now?! What the hell, this is just an innocent series, and this fuckface are telling me pokemon is satanic. Is he trying to make me hate christians?! This is just stupid.

[DayBreakerX7]

I'm a proud Christian, and i personally think this is complete trash.

[ACRedsCreations]

I was approached by a christian who asked me to join his church. I said no. He asked why not. I said not religious. He said I need to be to live a happy life. I said I am happy. He said I'm truly happy until I found Christ. I said nah... I'm doing just fine. He said I should stop drinking and smoking weed, cause Jesus loves me. I said I don't drink and I don't smoke anything. He said I should help my mom out with cleaning our house. I Live on my own. He spat on shoes and said "YOU KNOW NOTHING"

[MeiunoftheTakaitribe]

da fuck?

[ACRedsCreations]

@MeiunoftheTakaitribe just another example of how some Christians are just completely stupid. Feeding to the fire

[Cyberlinkist]

Gods response: "Screw off guy, I love pokemon! My charizard just hit 100 and I need people to battle with, so stop turning people away!"

[bobzilla009]

I think God is rethinking this whole "religion" thing.

[Ostnizdasht206]

*GODLIKE FACEPALM*

[RobotReg]

A lot of Christians didnt understand what pokémon actually was. I remember my mom sounding slightly concerned when I was into it. Then I explained what it was.... and she was said, "Oh, that's no big deal." Some of the stuff he talked about had points of truth but overall his message wasnt true. Heck, maybe one day we will think the stuff our kids do is retarded and dangerous. I guess we'll find out then.

[PolakexCharizard]

I cant beleive so many people conform to what he says and he has absolutley no idea what he's even saying

[Niashu123]

...wait so does that mean there are pokemon in hell? cause then I might rethink where I'm going..

[magiclapras]

This guys brain is mad eof bullshit.

[Naokishi]

I'm going to Hell... why.. why? Why? WHY? Because I play Poakimoan! :D

(pokemon..... why can they never say it right?!)

[TheNeooutlawx]

I'm here because of Jon Tron, also this guy is totally nuts

[RubyGold356]

Uhhh WHY do they ALWAYYSS have a texan accent ??!!?

[Majorasword64]

@RubyGold356 Because that's where most religious crap comes from.

[FMAkumadude]

all those people are like

WTF?!?

[Xavior86]

And people wonder why religion gets a bad rep.

[HeavyMetal469]

it completely baffles me that people are sitting there and are completely agreeing with him

[RubyGold356]

@HeavyMetal469 lmao what else are they supposed to do ..

[Redeye1524]

No reason to get mad guys, he's a guy with a small audience, people like him will only ever reach other people who think like him. No need to get upset about it, easy come easy go I say.

[megnus1]

this guy got pissed off he couldnt catch mew and went ape shit the next day at church

[LodetheLifePlz]

"You may not take it quite seriously."

It's almost as if he can realize he's spouting complete and utter bullshit.

[leoandmax69]

Wow... That's A LOT of people that are going to help because they've played Pokemon... See you all there!! xD We'll have a Pokemon Party!

[Jecoopster]

is there a way to turn off these annoying annotations?

[EasyPeege]

@Jecoopster yep just click the red speech bubble on the bottom right

[Praetorx14]

@Jecoopster The red sorta speech bubble next to the 240p/360p/480p click that

[Gizmoguy41]

This guy neds help

[Jixzer]

The stupid is strong with this one.

[Jaxxdude]

I was a faithful, dedicated Christian... until I watched this video.

[velo66]

Not gonna lie, this preacher's right.

Ever since playing pokemon, I've found myself wanting to join the crips gang, fuck pokemon for ruining my life, and turning me to a world of underworld crime, shit, fuck pikachu, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be on cocaine and crack right now

[MrDerpcakes]

this guy needs to play a good ol' game of Pokemon to calm himself down

[Shiriin777]

@RemisVancosid

XD Lol nice, very nice

[biaeen]

2:56 whai? whaai? whaaaai? whaaaaaaiiii?

[MrWTFxD]

-facepalm- I don't want to live in this world anymore.

[Schmedly27]

Almost every pokemon game I have I've gotten right after church I must be the biggest hypocrite of them all!

Something really ironic about this is that they reference the Bible in Pokemon during the S.S. Anne episodes they send pidgeotto to find a sign of land like in Noah's Ark. I love pokemon :D

[MetaZora]

This sounds to me like slander. Nintendo should sue the pants off this ignorant ass-hat.

[hamlord87]

It's just a kid's cartoon, damn it! By this context, Mickey Mouse is a possessed creature that has the ability to speak like humans.

[RobotReg]

@hamlord87 That wasnt quite the point. The cartoon wasnt the problem. A lot of Christians at the time didnt like it. (when I was a kid and into it.) Role playing games and use of magic get a bad rep with them (The magic part I kinda understand why they wouldnt be keen on.) It was more about playing the games than the show itself.

[AnsemSlayer1230]

i guess he lost a fight in a pokemon fight and got mad:S

[Azaleus19]

Satoshi Tajiri is the anti-christ, Runz, runz for your lives!!

[RemisVancosid]

Satan: "DAMN IT, I was sure they weren't going to catch onto my evil scheme this time! Looks like Satan is blasting off again!" /sparkle

[Feedit2020]

crazy americans ahahahahahahah

[Azaleus19]

Trust me it's this guy that's crazy. lol Ask him about digimon next. I wanna see what says about it. Should I fear for my SOUL?!?!?!?!!

[Mirrangda]

@Feedit2020 *Crazy Christians* actually. 

[noeX555]

POEPLE! POEPLE! the answer is simple.... TIME FOR A HUNT!

[BunnyMav]

He can assure me that demons and satan take it quite seriously? How the hell does he know this??

[M3IDEH]

Let me guess, JonTron?

[SumSwissCheese]

Welp.

We're all going to hell then.

[Azaleus19]

OMFG they should have this guy's brain checked. Beware the evil art of applying mascara for it is Lilith herself leading you down towards the pat of prostitution. And um pokemon too.

[CreepingMetalDeath]

I don't know to dislike this or like it, on one hand it's entertaining and on the other he's hating on my childhood game *facepalm*

[Zomboy123456789]

oh shit i got pkmn white:spirit edition

good thing i didnt get black:HELL EDITION

[StorybookComa]

Dick Preacher, I choose you!!!

[potatoegame]

wait, so when is it satanic to role-play?

[Hannibal457]

I love how this guy is taking something made by Japan seriously.

[potatoegame]

a wild overreacting religous moron appears! go pokeball!

[mariusbleek]

Fail. Im sure he would find something demonic about cabbage patch kids too.

[JoeOf91]

this guy better not watch yugioh.

[TheShadowboyX]

@JoeOf91 yeah who knows how long he'll rant about that

[tmacandcheese1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

This guys a bit on the retarded side =P

[enchilada645]

Okay seriously? 

[AshelehsA]

someone lost to there rival in red and blue

[RyanStarcraftProtoss]

kids dont think games are the same as real life! they dont, you have to be insane to not beable to tell the difference. Iv been playing M rated games since i was 8.

[FenrirEx2]

Oh dear, Talos please help this fool...

[The1canman1]

Thanks Mr.Preacher man for making me and other Christians looking stupid. and closed minded. thanks so much for killing folks faith false Christians.

[Monkeyman1299]

@The1canman1 Agreed, this is why people think that Christians are all crazy

[VascusGaming]

@The1canman1 I'm an atheist but thank you for proving that not all of you're complete idiots.

[Unboundfilms]

@The1canman1 THANKYOU.

[0xmanningx0]

@jontron gasp. i feel like im seeing a celebrity in public

[TheChaosking00]

this guy is trollin

[eperger]

oh no role playing the worlds worst sin...people ask why i hate hate old style Christians EVERYTHING IS NOT A SIN also their is no proof that violent video games make people go kill and shit theirs proof that they de sensitize to it but that dosent equal actually doing said action I'm sorry but people that believe this guys shit are dumb if their is a god i doubt that he will danm you to hell for watching a show where people fight its in human nature theirs no getting around it so yea...

[Joshawotter]

Pokémon is... Pokémon (plural)

... This guy knows his shit.

[Inf3ctedVG]

Oh I cannot wait to see what he says about Magic: The Gathering

[liamwazhere]

1:39

Oh dear god I luled

[Ostnizdasht206]

And THIS is why you waste your Sundays?

[Littlemandude11]

I am christian, but this guy is a douche. He is ranting on about a freaking game! -.-

Seriously, some Christians are bad people, but we shouldn't be as ignorant as THIS GUY!!!

[WikiSorcerer]

He immediately lost me when he started attributing this to controlling evil spirits through their finger-tips. Pokemon are based off of Animals. People today control Animals is similar, less science-fictional means.

[animevampire300]

its guy thinks WAY to much about pokemon it a show and game about getting animals and competing in tournaments, Kids dont make any satanic connectson at all

[DanOwnsall112]

ugh, I hate when ignorant Christians just rag on everything, and that everything is somehow related to satanism...

[nomyourface96]

trlolololololo religion this just made my day

[mystblood]

LOL This guy gets fucked by a Missigno~

[Zanmora]

This guy is such a hypocrite. Here he is telling lies about something he hasn't even taken the time to experience himself. Hey! Reverend! Lying is a sin you lying son of a bitch!

[00P13]

looks like someone couldn't catch them all...

[senorjiveturkee]

lol what the fuck is this idiot talking about

[BassMasta8395]

i'm catholic but i think this is bullshit, i love pokemon it's my childhood, and i hate preachers like this guy

[ThePlataformer]

He used his master ball to capture a ditto

[TheSuperMegaHyper]

scary how twisted a persons view of everything can be

[Zanmora]

And this is why I don't follow religion anymore.

[pokemario101]

the devil = jigglypuff

I haven't laughed so hard all day.