BionicDance. I totally agree with you. This Guy is completely retarded. I tried to believe just like you. And guess what, it got me nowhere. Even in my deepest darkest moments I tried to believe and i don't I am so glad i don't Thank you so much for this video. You make total since. Peace.
We don't know what preceeded the Big Bang YET, but we are working on finding out. Nobody is saying it "happened out of nowhere", we just don't know yet. It's beyond ridiculous to just make up answers involving some frankly vile god just magicking everything into existence. And don't even get me started on that "he makes us miserable so we will need him" shit. Ugh. Why should we be made miserable just to keep God in a job! LOL
Instead of trying to find facts and truth, give God a chance! Pray to him and let him make your life miserable, because it is apparently an amazing feeling!
This guy is wrong. I believe I god I know god doesn't make you have problems. Of course you look at. God. In the human sense. Guess what. God gave You a choice
I hate how Christians always assume we've never tried to know God. Alot of us grew up in a Christian home, we just happened to learn to think for ourselves.
God is so amazing blah blah blah. That same fucker gave me dead beat parents, made me homeless and made my entire life a living fuckin hell. But oh wait its Satan fault. Lmao. Dumb Fuckin theists
He sure is not well informed and has a twisted way of looking at the world but I don't really get why you got so worked up about him. There are plenty of stupid (and horrifying) arguments like those around in youtube.
Poor guy... "god is awesome.... god.... is awesome, oh my god, god is awesome!"
LOL. Maybe you picked an easy target but it was fun to watch.
Not just stupid, but QUALITY STUPID!!! And to think, atheists get labeled as "delusional" by some christians for not subscribing to their mindsets?!?!?!
That guy was special needs. I'm amazed he even understands how to use a computer. He was even blaspheming on his own recording. Imagine going to Heaven and having to spend eternity with people like him.
I do hope that isn't turning into your pickup-line... Then again, if you ever use it to pick up women, please video it. Whether it will work or not, I don't care (altho for you, I do hope it works), but I believe their initial reaction would make me fall off my chair laughing.
so because HE cant imagine a "big bang" that he describes horribly, I have to believe in a being that no one is capable of describing, yep that makes perfect sense
It sounds like he is on the trip that poor people are ungodly and rich people are godly, because the are RICH. Never mind the fact that the vast majority of insanely rich people got that way by violating most of the 10 commandments and partaking in most of the 7 deadly sins...
So by this guy's logic. I should become a carpet cleaner. I should walk into your house, take a big steaming shit on your carpet, then hand you my business card card and say "You know you need me. Give me a call."
You can go through God To get fitted for a pair of prosthesis, but I hear the waiting time is less through VA insurance or medicaid, but not by that much ^_^.
It's guys like this I wish we could suspend freedom of speech and religion and have a good old fashion bruhaha. On second thought, I'm just gonna have a good old fashion bruhaha on his dumb ass. Anyone else in?
He's an ignorant punk AND he's lying, You can hear it in his voice and it's the reason why he can't use a camera. He's not a BOLDFACED liar, just a liar, like most of the worst religious people.
& it's true, she has became more powerful from every vote down, every ignorance that torn asunder, every subscriber she earned she has become more stronger, smarter, & more well known. She is beyond your capability hasatan, run while you still can.
You look so tense, normally I'd say you need a good dicking but obviously you wouldn't be into that and probably make you more tense. So I guess you're in need of a good licking.
Also love his logic: "people need problems so they need god" I'll have to remember that next time I cause problems for a christian
god makes your life horrible until you need him - kind of like the mob or mafia making a shop owners life a living torment until he pays up . . . or in other words - the shop owner suffers until he realizes that he needs the mob to protect him from the mob . . . fuck your god and fuck your religion.
So basically his god is like an insecure, pathetic bf/husband taking his s/o miles and miles away from her loved ones and keeping her locked up in the house. He's so worried that she'll leave him, he makes her completely dependent on him so that she won't. Or at least he THINKS she won't...
Oh BD why oh why you do watch these Christian, evangelist videos, all they can do is to aggravate you further? You know what you need? Is some Per Gessle and Marie Fredriksson magic...come on sing with me "Listen to your heart...when he';s calling for you"
Lack of any coherent argument aside, this guy is obviously just needing to validate himself or maybe trying to get into the pants of the chick I heard in the background. In either case, he was pretty fucking pathetic.
K8, you gotta do a bionic dance before every pwnage video, then edit your video after you go change into some yellow flashy tights to signify the "It's on" transformation. :P
Is he talking about the same god that said the world was so screwed up that he had to kill all but 6 people for a mistake that that god himself made? The same god that ordered genocide of countless cities because they didn't worship him? The same god that says that I have to go to hell because I don't believe that he exists? If he's talking about that god then I don't want to know how that god acts when he's hateful or spiteful.
The love of god - well what god, the same love you as a Christian feel for your personal god or love Hindus feel and know comes from their personal gods? Both cant be right and both feel the love. Both are deluded
@35mmEntertainment But there IS a power struggle. Do you not see shit like DOMA or "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"...? Sure, DADT got repealed...that just means MY side is winning. But we wouldn't be doing so well if people didn't STAND UP; nobody wins by being passive.
ugh, i wonder if he sits around with all miserable stuff happening to him and goes, "Lo0ok how much God loves me." Ugh. This God who makes life miserable is a bully, not someone we should look up to. How can they expect us to love God if he gets kids molested, gets people raped, gets gays and transgenders beaten and denied equal rights, or even makes kids starve to death? Sorry, but i feel no love there.
lol. This guy sounds like a clueless noob. He's also 14 according to his profile. This guy sounds similar to how I did when I was that age. I think he may very well become an atheist.
Keight, you are awesome, my favorite militant atheist lesbian, and then there are the tentacles... no wait, it was a nipple wasn't it, hard to keep those universes straight when you are god, but you are awesome....
@35mmEntertainment It's cuz religious people are always telling us we need to be part of this passive-aggressive shit. They often try to have laws passed to force us to behave as if we're in their religion even if we're not and don't agree with it. It's built into their religion that this world is THEIRS, given to them by their deity.
...if you can't see why I've got problems with that, and with people LIKE that who agree with this kid, I'm not sure I know how else to explain it to you.
Give "God" a chance? I think most of us did try to pray and all that. With zero results. Most of us probably figured out we were just talking to ourselves and that it was a waste of time.
Great response like it . But where did you find this “man” hi hi lol scary or something. But he makes me remember why I don't believe in God ;-P (Not that I have forgot but well any way) Regards and have a skilful time. Pinge
People still use this argument (if you can call it that) to justify the problem of evil among other things except they say god lets the bad stuff happen instead of makes the bad stuff happend because the church has wised up to some degree.
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall, we built the pyramids Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang!
This is classic stuff here.....this is a video you want to go back and watch once you figure out why religion is here in the first place....if you ever go on that journey this guy is a poster boy for all you found out.. and by the way your anger won't stay with this guy once you find out
"god makes us miserable so we need him" wow that is evil. thats like saying "a mom stabs her baby, so she can then stitch the wound, so the baby then needs her.
@MeBeMat Too many negatives in there...perhaps, "There is no evidence that not rating this video will lead to herpes. But it might." Or something like that. Gotta play with it a little so it doesn't confuse people.
"There is no evidence that a thumbs-up rating will prevent herpes...but it's worth a try!"
"There is no evidence that a thumbs-down rating will lead to herpes...but why risk it?"
I'd kinda wish that god was a turtle. Rather better than a sadistic, needy, ethereal sky daddy. At least when we throw off the yoke of the turtle, we can make soup.... Yup turtle-god soup. With a nice chianti. Yum.
I hate hate hate the assumption by Christians that we "never gave God a chance". Hell, most of us were raised on this bull. In fact my search to understand God more is what led me to become an athiest. So the whole just pray to him or open your heart to him blah blah blah really gets under my skin.
How about god showers me in sweet stuff. All the time. Then I'll need him for my amusement, and I'll sing praises about his generosity.
A god who gives every thinking thing their hearts desire, and asks only for thanks? That's a god I'd be cool with. However, I'm not eating Filet Mignon just this moment, that's a non-existent god.
For someone who has 11 subscribers and barely has much attention, is it really worth time trying to pound logic into a potential troll who emits that much stupidity? I'll bet even Christians and theists don't take him that seriously. All you've ever managed to do is made him more noticeable and managed to get views on his video he made months ago.
Do't get me wrong, I like seeing you put dumbass extremists in their place but I feel this video was like going after a fly with a bazooka....
@MrSoprano0125 I'm not sure he was my target, precisely. I think I was blowing off steam more than anything else.
That said, given the reactions I'm seeing to this video...I mean, hell, I've even gotten BELIEVERS to say this is sick. I think there may be more who feel like this guy...and I think it's worth spreading the word about this crap.
@BionicDance I think the fact that the video itself made months ago that had barely enough attention and his low subscriber count suggests to me that BELIEVERS wern't taking him seriously speaks for itself. It's to me like catching a goldfish with a large fishing vessel.
@MrSoprano0125 I think they'd appreciate a proper response. If this chowdermonkey gets a few disgruntled subs out of it...so what? I think my video will do more good than harm.
@MrSoprano0125 It's a little of both, yanno? I've often heard people say we'll never change the minds of believers and we should be gearing our vids toward the fence-sitters. I try to do both, honestly.
I think he's the real deal. He replies to comments in his videos. Most of the trolls I've seen don't do that, because they don't want to put that much time into it when they can just make more videos.
My trolldar says that he really does believe that he needs God to make him miserable so that he'll need God to make him less miserable.
Never underestimate the power of circular reasoning.
Wow god for some reason sounds like the devil when he says god makes your life miserable so you would need him, what a fuken idiot this guy is i feel your fustration BionicDance
Does he not know that the big bang didn't create the planets... the planets formed after the big bang, they weren't in existence at the moment of the big bang, lol.
Thanks for this video. I'm arguing with tylerdurden666able and he/she is being a total theistic idiot. I even quoted direct passages from the Bible when he/she asked me about examples of God supporting murder and he/she replies that God is doing it himself, not telling people to do it. Anyway, this video really cheered me up from such a colossal theistic idiot. I didn't think I 'd have the energy to bother arguing with the theist anymore today, but your video gave me some more energy. Thank you.
@tom9152a dark matter is everywhere, its in everything and nothing ( in theory ) Lawrence Krause is a good professional to watch a lecture on for this subject.
It never ceases to amaze me how many kids (and adults) come up with daft questions like this AND expect to be taken seriously! It would only take half an hour of his time to compare a creationist 'definition' of the big bang with nasa.org or wikipedia. I mean, us secular folk DO read the Bible, so why can't these numpties look up the source of the info?
@theawesomebeliever It was taught in catholic school for a long time that suffering is good for you, suffering makes you a better person, and you will come away after suffering for a while as a better person. Sounds nauseating, but that's the truth.
@Bionicdance Seriously, pown Tektontv. I had an argument with this guy, and he spend about a fifth of his messages insulting me because of my age. The guy is a total prik.
@BionicDance He's called Tektontv. He constantly makes replies to Nonstampcollector, so maybe you can look him up through NSC. One of his videos is ''Nosc Bogus journey'' (or something like that). He refers to all Atheists as fundies, and says that we're ''whining'' when we bring up all the shit in the bible.
BionicDance. I totally agree with you. This Guy is completely retarded. I tried to believe just like you. And guess what, it got me nowhere. Even in my deepest darkest moments I tried to believe and i don't I am so glad i don't Thank you so much for this video. You make total since. Peace.
Elvis1972MovieTour 3 days ago
We don't know what preceeded the Big Bang YET, but we are working on finding out. Nobody is saying it "happened out of nowhere", we just don't know yet. It's beyond ridiculous to just make up answers involving some frankly vile god just magicking everything into existence. And don't even get me started on that "he makes us miserable so we will need him" shit. Ugh. Why should we be made miserable just to keep God in a job! LOL
MEareCAT 2 weeks ago
Instead of trying to find facts and truth, give God a chance! Pray to him and let him make your life miserable, because it is apparently an amazing feeling!
Miektastic 1 month ago 2
Is that Red Fraggle?
zEropoint68 2 months ago
@zEropoint68 Yes.
BionicDance 2 months ago
This guy is wrong. I believe I god I know god doesn't make you have problems. Of course you look at. God. In the human sense. Guess what. God gave You a choice
maleslave1 2 months ago
@maleslave1 What? Please learn to form a coherent sentence. Is there a reason why most theists seem to be illiterate?
MEareCAT 2 weeks ago
That bastard needs to watch some fuckin National Geographic and such... You can tell him I said that.
Oh and don't fight God... Skitzos fight things that aren't real.
TheEdgarAllenGospis 2 months ago
I hate how Christians always assume we've never tried to know God. Alot of us grew up in a Christian home, we just happened to learn to think for ourselves.
Gaytheist13 2 months ago
God makes your life miserable so you need him? That god sounds like my dad.
GodPatrol 2 months ago
Is this guy mentally challenged??
LotusPhoenix93 2 months ago
God is so amazing blah blah blah. That same fucker gave me dead beat parents, made me homeless and made my entire life a living fuckin hell. But oh wait its Satan fault. Lmao. Dumb Fuckin theists
ScientistSoundSytem 2 months ago 4
@BionicDance You know your video is out of sync right?
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MultiAhka 2 months ago
LOL "may the force be with you" ! I loved your video, as always :)
GamblingDementor 2 months ago
The term you were looking for, BD, was "sadistic MF".
Anony3141592 2 months ago
@Anony3141592 and abusive, toxic relationship.
Jaybird196 2 months ago
That is sick! ^_^
TheShibo 2 months ago
He sure is not well informed and has a twisted way of looking at the world but I don't really get why you got so worked up about him. There are plenty of stupid (and horrifying) arguments like those around in youtube.
Poor guy... "god is awesome.... god.... is awesome, oh my god, god is awesome!"
LOL. Maybe you picked an easy target but it was fun to watch.
sadrequiem 2 months ago
Not just stupid, but QUALITY STUPID!!! And to think, atheists get labeled as "delusional" by some christians for not subscribing to their mindsets?!?!?!
Darkfang414 2 months ago
That guy was special needs. I'm amazed he even understands how to use a computer. He was even blaspheming on his own recording. Imagine going to Heaven and having to spend eternity with people like him.
mrrkkemp 2 months ago
I love it when you're cranky
exileguy 2 months ago
@exileguy I hear that from time to time. I'm not sure how to take it. Heh. :)
BionicDance 2 months ago 2
@BionicDance coming from the curmudgeon emeritus that I am, please accept it as a compliment
exileguy 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@exileguy In that case...*strut* ;)
BionicDance 2 months ago 4
Be careful... if you Fuck God in the Ear, you may get Hearing AIDS....
Sspankyy 2 months ago
@Sspankyy /rimshot
badnewsBH 2 months ago
My reaction to this guys logic was basically like that stuffed animal on the left of BD's head.
realigiousrayne 2 months ago
How does one experience the so-called love of god if the ones representing him are full of hate?
realigiousrayne 2 months ago
@realigiousrayne
That is an extremely good question.
Draginvry2 2 months ago
Favorite!
socialistshawn 2 months ago
'Let's do this'
I do hope that isn't turning into your pickup-line... Then again, if you ever use it to pick up women, please video it. Whether it will work or not, I don't care (altho for you, I do hope it works), but I believe their initial reaction would make me fall off my chair laughing.
Shangori 2 months ago
*favorited*
Morons like that should be bitchslaped, raped with reason, logic and reality.
Tr1pTr0p 2 months ago
so because HE cant imagine a "big bang" that he describes horribly, I have to believe in a being that no one is capable of describing, yep that makes perfect sense
wayneqjr 2 months ago
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Well he IS only 14 years old. He has absolutely no clue how the world works.
TheBiAtheist 2 months ago
you're so hot when you're angry.
killswell 2 months ago
Wasn't it Richard Feynman who said it's more interesting to not know , that it's better to not know than have answers that are wrong.
gaglamesh731 2 months ago
It sounds like he is on the trip that poor people are ungodly and rich people are godly, because the are RICH. Never mind the fact that the vast majority of insanely rich people got that way by violating most of the 10 commandments and partaking in most of the 7 deadly sins...
CrudOMatic 2 months ago
Some people are just fucking idiots, and they're proud of it.
They might as well be, they can't be proud of their intelligence.
TheBiAtheist 2 months ago
So by this guy's logic. I should become a carpet cleaner. I should walk into your house, take a big steaming shit on your carpet, then hand you my business card card and say "You know you need me. Give me a call."
zhono 2 months ago
@zhono
Basically, yeah.
Draginvry2 2 months ago
You can go through God To get fitted for a pair of prosthesis, but I hear the waiting time is less through VA insurance or medicaid, but not by that much ^_^.
davidbennett60 2 months ago
It's guys like this I wish we could suspend freedom of speech and religion and have a good old fashion bruhaha. On second thought, I'm just gonna have a good old fashion bruhaha on his dumb ass. Anyone else in?
HimesInu 2 months ago
He's an ignorant punk AND he's lying, You can hear it in his voice and it's the reason why he can't use a camera. He's not a BOLDFACED liar, just a liar, like most of the worst religious people.
cuttingedgecomix 2 months ago
I saw the Red Fraggle puppet on your couch for the first time. Aren't the Fraggles cool? You're gonna shout out opinion ville, are you...? ;-).
Oh, and that guy is twisted.
KaroKoenich 2 months ago
Trust me Keight, you don't wanna experience "God's love!" It is messy and painful and not in a good way!
RadarKat73080 2 months ago
@RadarKat73080 Sure, he fucks people over, EVERY DAY. LOL
cuttingedgecomix 2 months ago
You should go pwn "Suganut" next. That guy is a real dickwad as well as a pathological liar. ;)
destronia123 2 months ago
@destronia123 Never heard of him, but thanks; I should start make a who-to-pwn list at this point. Heh. :)
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance - Stefbot.
LeksServices 2 months ago
@LeksServices Check; adding to list. Thanks. :)
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance - ^_^
LeksServices 2 months ago
@BionicDance
I don't think that guy is serious. Stefbot doesn't talk about religion too often, and when he does it is always against religion.
Draginvry2 2 months ago
@Draginvry2 Well, I woulda figured that out after a smidge or three of research, I'm sure.
I don't drag people through the mud just on someone else's say-so. :P
BionicDance 2 months ago
@LeksServices OCCUPY WALL STREET
occupytheworld22 2 months ago
& it's true, she has became more powerful from every vote down, every ignorance that torn asunder, every subscriber she earned she has become more stronger, smarter, & more well known. She is beyond your capability hasatan, run while you still can.
Gemeni3insane 2 months ago
@Gemeni3insane
more stronger????? maybe one day she might become the most strongest
2Addicted2YT 2 months ago
@2Addicted2YT BLASPHEMY?! I'm strongest!....o.k. not really...
Gemeni3insane 2 months ago
You look so tense, normally I'd say you need a good dicking but obviously you wouldn't be into that and probably make you more tense. So I guess you're in need of a good licking.
Also love his logic: "people need problems so they need god" I'll have to remember that next time I cause problems for a christian
2Addicted2YT 2 months ago
god makes your life horrible until you need him - kind of like the mob or mafia making a shop owners life a living torment until he pays up . . . or in other words - the shop owner suffers until he realizes that he needs the mob to protect him from the mob . . . fuck your god and fuck your religion.
rictusgate 2 months ago
So basically his god is like an insecure, pathetic bf/husband taking his s/o miles and miles away from her loved ones and keeping her locked up in the house. He's so worried that she'll leave him, he makes her completely dependent on him so that she won't. Or at least he THINKS she won't...
TheSeraphSlayer 2 months ago
Oh BD why oh why you do watch these Christian, evangelist videos, all they can do is to aggravate you further? You know what you need? Is some Per Gessle and Marie Fredriksson magic...come on sing with me "Listen to your heart...when he';s calling for you"
TheFockerizer 2 months ago
@TheFockerizer How about "Come on, join the joyriiiiiiiide...! Join the joyride!" :D
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance
actually I'm really in the mood for "nah nah nah nah nah nah...she's got the look"
TheFockerizer 2 months ago
@TheFockerizer Well, hold on tight; you know she's a little bit dangerous.
BionicDance 2 months ago
When an atheist develops cancer it's God's punishment. When a Christian develops cancer it's God testing their faith.... Go figure.
deepashtray 2 months ago
Lack of any coherent argument aside, this guy is obviously just needing to validate himself or maybe trying to get into the pants of the chick I heard in the background. In either case, he was pretty fucking pathetic.
joe3eagles 2 months ago
K8, you gotta do a bionic dance before every pwnage video, then edit your video after you go change into some yellow flashy tights to signify the "It's on" transformation. :P
ApemanD 2 months ago
@ApemanD Well, I don't have any yellow...but I've got a blue wet suit and some tights somewhere... ;)
BionicDance 2 months ago
BTW... Nice Fraggle behind you. Loved that show when I was younger.
lautz73 2 months ago
Is he talking about the same god that said the world was so screwed up that he had to kill all but 6 people for a mistake that that god himself made? The same god that ordered genocide of countless cities because they didn't worship him? The same god that says that I have to go to hell because I don't believe that he exists? If he's talking about that god then I don't want to know how that god acts when he's hateful or spiteful.
lautz73 2 months ago
The love of god - well what god, the same love you as a Christian feel for your personal god or love Hindus feel and know comes from their personal gods? Both cant be right and both feel the love. Both are deluded
MsOneiroi77 2 months ago
@35mmEntertainment But there IS a power struggle. Do you not see shit like DOMA or "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"...? Sure, DADT got repealed...that just means MY side is winning. But we wouldn't be doing so well if people didn't STAND UP; nobody wins by being passive.
BionicDance 2 months ago
"We need to be poor."
Tell that to the likes of Pat Robertson.
"We need problems so we can need God."
Why do we need to need God?
"That makes more sense than a big bang that happened out of nowhere."
Who is suggesting it happened out of nowhere?
lazyperfectionist1 2 months ago
@BionicDance You go girl! Huh? I ain't black, and I ain't a woman, but you go girl!!!
AtheistTech 2 months ago
ugh, i wonder if he sits around with all miserable stuff happening to him and goes, "Lo0ok how much God loves me." Ugh. This God who makes life miserable is a bully, not someone we should look up to. How can they expect us to love God if he gets kids molested, gets people raped, gets gays and transgenders beaten and denied equal rights, or even makes kids starve to death? Sorry, but i feel no love there.
timtheloner 2 months ago
Holy audio sync problems batman.... Good video though.
charleswolfman 2 months ago
lol. This guy sounds like a clueless noob. He's also 14 according to his profile. This guy sounds similar to how I did when I was that age. I think he may very well become an atheist.
Keitaro2011 2 months ago
Keight, you are awesome, my favorite militant atheist lesbian, and then there are the tentacles... no wait, it was a nipple wasn't it, hard to keep those universes straight when you are god, but you are awesome....
Moontanman 2 months ago
The whole "what caused the big bang" is a good question.
Putting the answer as God did it is a pseudo-explanation which doesn't help explain anything at all.
Cujoh 2 months ago in playlist More videos from BionicDance
@BionicDance, you truly have a lot of heart and soul in you. You really speak from the heart and I like that very much. ;)
NINJAFORCE 2 months ago
his god is a pusher ...
turbopro10 2 months ago
BionicDance Let me take him on.
halolIlmao0 2 months ago
@halolIlmao0 By all means; I can hardly stop you. And I'm curious whatcha might do. :)
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance Thanks.
halolIlmao0 2 months ago
Anybody connected with Shockofgod is crazy.
halolIlmao0 2 months ago
@35mmEntertainment It's cuz religious people are always telling us we need to be part of this passive-aggressive shit. They often try to have laws passed to force us to behave as if we're in their religion even if we're not and don't agree with it. It's built into their religion that this world is THEIRS, given to them by their deity.
...if you can't see why I've got problems with that, and with people LIKE that who agree with this kid, I'm not sure I know how else to explain it to you.
BionicDance 2 months ago
HEY! Glad to see you`re helping AtheismTV with "The Infidel", maybe some day you can host it!
ImSpecial89 2 months ago
You are quickly becoming one of my favourite Atheists on youtube! :D
rebelangel55 2 months ago
@rebelangel55 Rockin', thanks! :)
BionicDance 2 months ago
Give "God" a chance? I think most of us did try to pray and all that. With zero results. Most of us probably figured out we were just talking to ourselves and that it was a waste of time.
Zerafinel 2 months ago
@Zerafinel Oh, come now...sometimes talking to yourself is the only way to ensure intelligent conversation. ;)
BionicDance 2 months ago
Um yeah that makes sense....I wonder how popular I'd be if I punched people in the nose and then went "I just want you to neeeed me....."
Zerafinel 2 months ago
Great response like it . But where did you find this “man” hi hi lol scary or something. But he makes me remember why I don't believe in God ;-P (Not that I have forgot but well any way) Regards and have a skilful time. Pinge
PingeMusic 2 months ago
People still use this argument (if you can call it that) to justify the problem of evil among other things except they say god lets the bad stuff happen instead of makes the bad stuff happend because the church has wised up to some degree.
ninjaHJ1 2 months ago
"god makes your life miserable so that you need him". Sounds like an abusive spouse.
wolfeedarkfang 2 months ago
Mo God mo problems.
Pickle900 2 months ago
Where do you unearth these cretins?
hungryfordreams 2 months ago
@hungryfordreams Just search for "atheism", "atheist", and "religion"; you'll find some wacky, wacky shit.
BionicDance 2 months ago
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall, we built the pyramids Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang!
somerandompagan 2 months ago
"In the EAR!" löl
COEXISTential 2 months ago
This is classic stuff here.....this is a video you want to go back and watch once you figure out why religion is here in the first place....if you ever go on that journey this guy is a poster boy for all you found out.. and by the way your anger won't stay with this guy once you find out
badmarthafocker 2 months ago
Wow, does that kind of growling to a kid count as child abuse?
At least cruelty, ripping appart his arguments, brought to us with his breaking (of) voice :)
M0rdH0rst 2 months ago
"god makes us miserable so we need him" wow that is evil. thats like saying "a mom stabs her baby, so she can then stitch the wound, so the baby then needs her.
420simpson 2 months ago
That is some sick Stockholm's syndrome too: it is all fantasy, and delusion. "Yes, I submit." So they can barter for the lost since of control.
JusticeIsWhere 2 months ago
You should do this for your next outro. "There is no evidence that not thumbing this video up won't give you herpes"
MeBeMat 2 months ago 3
@MeBeMat Too many negatives in there...perhaps, "There is no evidence that not rating this video will lead to herpes. But it might." Or something like that. Gotta play with it a little so it doesn't confuse people.
"There is no evidence that a thumbs-up rating will prevent herpes...but it's worth a try!"
"There is no evidence that a thumbs-down rating will lead to herpes...but why risk it?"
...you get the idea.
BionicDance 2 months ago 6
@MeBeMat Pascal's Up-Thumbing?
claudiaquat 2 months ago
I'd kinda wish that god was a turtle. Rather better than a sadistic, needy, ethereal sky daddy. At least when we throw off the yoke of the turtle, we can make soup.... Yup turtle-god soup. With a nice chianti. Yum.
TheDevoutCaffeinist 2 months ago
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MeBeMat 2 months ago
I feel sorry for that kid, he does have much to work with upstairs.
TheRenekruse 2 months ago
God is a turtle? 6:38
evilyakko 2 months ago
@evilyakko Pretty sure that was "eternal" said with a stuffy nose. :)
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance Nonsense. Don't you know it's turtles all the way down?
lazyperfectionist1 2 months ago
@lazyperfectionist1 Heroes in a half shell? ;)
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance Could be. Wouldn't that be cool?
lazyperfectionist1 2 months ago
@lazyperfectionist1 TURTLE POWER!
BionicDance 2 months ago
8:35 Bionic Headroom?
thewakkydude 2 months ago
@thewakkydude Naw, just a glitch.
BionicDance 2 months ago
I hate hate hate the assumption by Christians that we "never gave God a chance". Hell, most of us were raised on this bull. In fact my search to understand God more is what led me to become an athiest. So the whole just pray to him or open your heart to him blah blah blah really gets under my skin.
Jack529Teal 2 months ago
sick and deranged-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
Ledwix 2 months ago
I kind of noticed how every setback I have in life ultimately leads to a triumph. I think this guy is trying to say that but failing epically.
DarthAzabrush 2 months ago
f+tu lol hall of fame
"Nah nah. Spiderman is amazing. Your god is a jerkwad."
"God makes my life miserable so that I will need him??"
"Then fuck that god! Fuck that god in the ear!"
"I don't want to need god, because I'd rather have fewer problems."
"...god is a sick asshole, a needy, self-important rat bastard that nobody should ever, ever feed! Ever!"
"You wonder where atheists come from? It's sick shit like this."
"May the force be with you."
thereforeithought 2 months ago
How about god showers me in sweet stuff. All the time. Then I'll need him for my amusement, and I'll sing praises about his generosity.
A god who gives every thinking thing their hearts desire, and asks only for thanks? That's a god I'd be cool with. However, I'm not eating Filet Mignon just this moment, that's a non-existent god.
Sines314 2 months ago
SDVjesus WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA
MrBlackatheist 2 months ago
For someone who has 11 subscribers and barely has much attention, is it really worth time trying to pound logic into a potential troll who emits that much stupidity? I'll bet even Christians and theists don't take him that seriously. All you've ever managed to do is made him more noticeable and managed to get views on his video he made months ago.
Do't get me wrong, I like seeing you put dumbass extremists in their place but I feel this video was like going after a fly with a bazooka....
MrSoprano0125 2 months ago
@MrSoprano0125 I'm not sure he was my target, precisely. I think I was blowing off steam more than anything else.
That said, given the reactions I'm seeing to this video...I mean, hell, I've even gotten BELIEVERS to say this is sick. I think there may be more who feel like this guy...and I think it's worth spreading the word about this crap.
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance I think the fact that the video itself made months ago that had barely enough attention and his low subscriber count suggests to me that BELIEVERS wern't taking him seriously speaks for itself. It's to me like catching a goldfish with a large fishing vessel.
MrSoprano0125 2 months ago
@MrSoprano0125 That said, tho...I see a lot of people who're subbed to me left him comments on his vid.
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance so what? That's just giving a stupid person attention.........
MrSoprano0125 2 months ago
@MrSoprano0125 I think they'd appreciate a proper response. If this chowdermonkey gets a few disgruntled subs out of it...so what? I think my video will do more good than harm.
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance I suppose...but I just feel that going after the big fish instead of a teenie weenie one does even more good then good....
MrSoprano0125 2 months ago
@MrSoprano0125 Well, maybe. But, again, that's if this kid were the target, specifically. He's one of many, and not the only one who'll see this vid.
I think that you might be a smidge too stuck on the idea of prey, here; I'm casting a wider net than that.
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance so the smaller the people you're responding to are, the bigger impact you're gonna have?..........
MrSoprano0125 2 months ago
@MrSoprano0125 It's a little of both, yanno? I've often heard people say we'll never change the minds of believers and we should be gearing our vids toward the fence-sitters. I try to do both, honestly.
BionicDance 2 months ago
@MrSoprano0125 but shooting flies with bazookas is one of my favorite pastimes along with sandblasting soup crackers.
xsakurafanx22 2 months ago
I totally dig "I don't know, lets find out."
Nitelurker1 2 months ago
@Nitelurker1 Word. *fist bump*
BionicDance 2 months ago
he HAS to be a troll. no one is that stupid.
theUKatheist 2 months ago
@theUKatheist
You overestimate the intelligence of the human race.
Still, you have a point. Maybe I should check out his channel and see if it sets off my trolldar.
Draginvry2 2 months ago
@Draginvry2 my trolldar stopped working long ago. i can not tell the difference no more, troll or moron? no one knows..
theUKatheist 2 months ago
@theUKatheist
I think he's the real deal. He replies to comments in his videos. Most of the trolls I've seen don't do that, because they don't want to put that much time into it when they can just make more videos.
My trolldar says that he really does believe that he needs God to make him miserable so that he'll need God to make him less miserable.
Never underestimate the power of circular reasoning.
Draginvry2 2 months ago
@theUKatheist he sub to shockofgod so he is that stupid
MrBlackatheist 2 months ago
We answered all of these questions almighty master @BionicDance. *bows*
weArESanchez 2 months ago
Why the fuck is Ray William Johnson in the suggestions...?
Kyan0chan 2 months ago
Experience God's love? Sounds like this guy had a religious experience:
watch?v=zahFKGVpQGg
watch?v=WYY1PIRZF8g
zarkoff45 2 months ago
Wow god for some reason sounds like the devil when he says god makes your life miserable so you would need him, what a fuken idiot this guy is i feel your fustration BionicDance
MikeGrim666 2 months ago
Does he not know that the big bang didn't create the planets... the planets formed after the big bang, they weren't in existence at the moment of the big bang, lol.
CJCA915 2 months ago
Thanks for this video. I'm arguing with tylerdurden666able and he/she is being a total theistic idiot. I even quoted direct passages from the Bible when he/she asked me about examples of God supporting murder and he/she replies that God is doing it himself, not telling people to do it. Anyway, this video really cheered me up from such a colossal theistic idiot. I didn't think I 'd have the energy to bother arguing with the theist anymore today, but your video gave me some more energy. Thank you.
1Lanavis1 2 months ago
Considering he's 14... I think this is the youngest person I've seen you reply to, lol.
CJCA915 2 months ago
@CJCA915 I didn't even notice that part. I just heard what he said and kinna lost my shit a little...as much as I ever do.
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance haha
CJCA915 2 months ago
@BionicDance 14 is still young enough for a good debunking to change his mind
mrsanity 2 months ago
But there is not 1 speck of dark matter or dark energy here on earth, strange?
tom9152a 2 months ago
@tom9152a dark matter is everywhere, its in everything and nothing ( in theory ) Lawrence Krause is a good professional to watch a lecture on for this subject.
theUKatheist 2 months ago
In order for the big bang to happen to have to be huge amounts of dark matter dark energy.
tom9152a 2 months ago
Jesus is god ?
God impregnated mary ?
Jesus fuked his mother lol
evo2029 2 months ago
we need thugs threats and offers for protection so we can need thugs
ima go watch the godfather
bogdan1231 2 months ago
S.T.D Jesus. Now that is an odd name.
Chaoitcme 2 months ago
It never ceases to amaze me how many kids (and adults) come up with daft questions like this AND expect to be taken seriously! It would only take half an hour of his time to compare a creationist 'definition' of the big bang with nasa.org or wikipedia. I mean, us secular folk DO read the Bible, so why can't these numpties look up the source of the info?
finlarg 2 months ago
Well I have to admit that his argument that God makes us suffer is the lousiest thing I have heard in a long time.
theawesomebeliever 2 months ago
@theawesomebeliever It was taught in catholic school for a long time that suffering is good for you, suffering makes you a better person, and you will come away after suffering for a while as a better person. Sounds nauseating, but that's the truth.
thereforeithought 2 months ago
Fuck him in the ear......ya know what they say about ear sex don't you BD?? Once you go black, you go deaf ;)
Jason442200 2 months ago in playlist PWNAGE!
god, the greatest case of stockholm syndrome ever!
AceofDiamonds0 2 months ago
I swear all I heard was "uh... big bang, umm... That's doesn't make any sense." Lol. Sad.
nachtfee957 2 months ago
@Bionicdance Seriously, pown Tektontv. I had an argument with this guy, and he spend about a fifth of his messages insulting me because of my age. The guy is a total prik.
camobeast100 2 months ago
@Bionicdance Pown Tektontv next!
camobeast100 2 months ago
@camobeast100 I don't know who that is, but I'll look it up...I assume Taktontv is a YouTube username...?
BionicDance 2 months ago
@BionicDance He's called Tektontv. He constantly makes replies to Nonstampcollector, so maybe you can look him up through NSC. One of his videos is ''Nosc Bogus journey'' (or something like that). He refers to all Atheists as fundies, and says that we're ''whining'' when we bring up all the shit in the bible.
camobeast100 2 months ago
@camobeast100 I found him. We'll see. Thanks for the direction, tho! :)
BionicDance 2 months ago
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Brettkenster 2 months ago