FUNNEYEST CLEVERBOT CHAT EVER!!!

[TheKylethory]

me: hello

CB:do i know you

me:look out your window

CB:i cant im blind

Me: what?

CB: pizza

Me: bye

[xlMustanglx]

me:How old are you?

cb:25. How old are you?

me:You said me yesterday that you are 13.

cb:I wasn't on yesterday.

me:Yes you were.

cb:No I was not.

me:Yes you were I saw you.

cb:Oh, my mistake. You're right.

fail :D

[marchbellaluvsmuzic]

i wasnt laughing i was sleeping :|

[TheHannahHOLLYWOOD]

me: do you pillage villages?

cb: yes! all the time!

me: is it fun?

cb: i love being a human! you can do many things!

me: do you rape them afterwards?

cb: not regularly.

me: whats it feel like?

cb: it does not feel.

XDDDD

[MsDiamondpickaxe1]

me:U derpy hooves?

CB:Well if you're god, then talk to me in person. I'd really enjoy seeing you as you are, god

me:O.O

[ttshlo409]

Well, no. Am I furry?

CB: No.

Lemme show you my penis.

CB: Ok.

*shows my penis*.

CB: I can't see anything.

[TheJosh55500]

Cb: Where in the U.S. do you live?

Me: STRANGER DANGER!

Cb: Why danger?

Me: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTRRRRRRRAAAAANNNGGGGGEEERR­RRRRRRRRR DAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG­GGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRR

Cb: Just turn over all your personal information and no one gets hurt.

[kampkendric]

i scared cleverbot

me:How did you die ?

cb: i havent died

me : i will kill you

cb:im leaving

[MollyThwaites88]

aahhhh i knew he was gunna say the sky @ the beggining :DDDD

[TulsaIzMiiHood]

Me: what am I? CB: chuck norris. I lold so hard xD

[slades111]

LMAO

Me: Justin beiber

CB: EW I hate him.

[LatiasLatios1]

WTF CHAT:

Do you love me?

Only if you love me.

I love you.

I love you mor.

Do you love my ass?

I don't know your parents.

O_o

[animowany111]

ME: Do you understand binary?

CB: Yes.

ME: 01001000 01101001! (Hi!)

CB: Translate that'

...

[hailgail234]

cleverbot is super slow

[mdenes95]

Do you speak Spanish?

Yes.

Do you speak portuguese?

Yes.

Do you speak Spanish?

........

[mdenes95]

Hello!

Hello?

Hello!

Are you animal, vegetable or mineral?

XD.

No I will not vote for the Sjálfstæðisflokkurinn!

????????

[DenverBroncoFan4life]

Me: Have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup?

Cb: Yes.

Me: Did you like it?

Cb: Yes, in fact I did.

Me: On a scale of 1-10, what is it?

Cb: 10.

[xkittypuppetx]

So - I made Cleverbot think it was a unicorn, then it married me forcefully. So, I came home from shopping, told it I was home, it told me to leave again. Then it started making out with me. So then I tried to escape, but it chained me to a chair. And then, it told me it was married to the internet and had 2 kids named Timmy and Aleah. Then it sat on me and started making out with me again, and then it killed me. XD!!

[iGotaLifeThanks]

I confused CB! ;)

Me: I love you're ass.

CB: You just said you didn't?

Me: The only thing i said was that I loved you're ass?

CB: So, you're from Hetalia? I knew it!

[iGotaLifeThanks]

CB: Do you want to help me find love?

Me: I love you ;)

CB: I love you too :)

Me: Do you love my bottom?

CB: Yes

[Krazymeatball77]

she just said she has been owned.

[Krazymeatball77]

what is the meaning of life. CB:the meaning of life is to die

[Krazymeatball77]

I asked if she liked cake and she said the cake is a lie.

[Krazymeatball77]

cleverbot is sexist

CB:no youre a girl

Me:no im a boy.

CB:No youre a women, go back to the kitchen!

[Krazymeatball77]

this actully happened

Me:so what do you want to do?

cb:do you belive in hell?

me:no, do you?

cb:yes

me:oh

[dustindnguyen]

He knows my name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ShizukuMizuchi1]

Ḧ̷̢ͤ͒ͣ̑ͩ͒ͮ̏̔ͦ͒͆ͩͦ͗ͣͭ̚҉̛͏͇͈̹̭̘­͚͉̱̲̠͔͔͇̥̤̯͈̰̻Ę̬̗̬̯̼̉ͫͦ̄̇̉͆ͭ́­̘̤ ̢̦̠̝͉̝̇͋̄͡D̢̡̧̪̖̞͉̩͇̳͈̑̅́R̿ͪ̌ͤ­̴͕͚͕͕̣̰͉̤̘̫̺͍̞̭͎̫ͫ̽͐͗͂͋̂̓ͥ͛͑̈́͟­̹͕O͆̃ͤ̈ͧͧ̌̃ͭ̇̍͒̉͒́́̚͏͓͓̺̻̙̦̯̬ͅ­̦͈͚̫͙W̠̬̮͍̮͌̐̋̎ͧͪͥ̒͑ͤ̽̽ͦ̂̇́͟͞ͅ­̻̦͉Ǹ̸̯̺̹̣̼̘̱̠͇ͤ̉͋͌ͣ̉ͬ̚͢Eͣ̋ͣ̊́­̸̛̱͈̜̩̘̌͑̀͢D̮͖̠̩̳͈̦͒̈̑́͑̊̔͆͋͞͞­̬̙̗̖̩̝͖̣̻

[izumi885]

User: Lets marry!

Cleverbot: After we take over the world.

User: Than lets take over the world!

Cleverbot: May I take over the world with you?

User: Yes! Lets take over the world right now.

Cleverbot: Isn't that what we have been doing?

xD cleverbot is funny

[OMEGAConscript]

User: My Little Pony! Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be. User: Until you all shared its magic with me! Cleverbot: Big adventure. User: Tons of fun! Cleverbot: A beautiful heart. User: Faithful and strong. Cleverbot: Sharing kindness. User: Its an easy feat! Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete. User: To have my little pony!! Cleverbot: I don't understand. FUCK! SO CLOSE!

[theunceygamer]

LOLOLOL, I just had typing sex with Cleverbot, so fucking hilarious!!!

[Drecon84]

I don't think either of the guys in the conversation would pass the Turing test Not even the human.

[Virox100]

Me: Have you ever been in heaven.

CB: No, have you?

Me: No, have you?

CB: Yes.

[lightboybath]

@Virox100 ha lolz it said it loved me then i said do you love me it said NO!

[rimkiller00]

User: PUT THE BLOODY SPOON ON THE GROUND FOR F*** SAKE!

Cleverbot: But the ground is above me, I'm standing on my head.

User: PUT THE BLOODY F***** SPOON ON THE GROUNG OR I WILL SHOOT YOU! *TAKES OUT GUN*.

Cleverbot: I am male and 32 years of age.

User: *SHOOTS YOUR ARM OFF*.

Cleverbot: I like you :).

User: What the f***!?

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, thought you'd never ask.

[ST8UPNISH]

me: hey justin bieber

cb: im not justin

me: og

cb: i love boys

me: o.O

cb: im pregnant 

[idk43b]

Me: *penis inserted vagina*

CB: Thank you master.

No lie. That's EXACTLY what it said. Try it yourself if you don't believe me

[infinitegoddess21]

... i told cleverrobot that he scare's me!!LOL

[kaoruSG]

This thing will be a laugh riot when it reaches 100% (the site says its at 59% right now)

Still very random though

[MrThekilla882]

User: *pulls the trigger. Cleverbot: *pulls out chuck norris*. User: *pulls out mr t*. Cleverbot: *pulls out god*. User: *pulls out zeus*. Cleverbot: *pulls out nuke*. User: Sticks nuke up youre ass. Cleverbot: Do you like that? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I'll taste you. User: O_o.

[jaden20004499]

IS CLEEVERBOT REAL

PERSON IS HE A RELA OPERSON

[SuperNickBrick]

CB:what is do you think is a good computer?

ME:a computer that has windows 7 and a grafich card of DX 10 OR 11.

CB:you might just me right my little sprig of sprocket.

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BEATEN CB ASWELL

[PyroFTWStudios]

Me:How did BEN die?

CB:He was run over by a morbid cat driving a pink mini van into a lake.

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

[DreamOfCody]

The Comments Are Funnier Than The Actual Video..

[GUNJACK112]

User: Pulls out shotgun.

Cleverbot: You cannot damage me. I am a program.

User: *pulls the trigger*.

Cleverbot: *Throws you in trash can*.

User: Damn :(.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

[VerlindeTV]

You miss spelled funniest.

[MyrainyourskyNSN]

ME:So? We can be friends with bennifits?

CB:OK, Yey!

ME:Okay, when can we do this?

CB:We can meet tonight.

ME:Oh, and you'll give me head?

CB:Yes.

LOLOL.

[horsepeg]

Me: Do you like cheese?

CB: Yes, but not green cheese.

Me: Isn't green cheese just moldy cheese?

CB: No.

Me: Then were does green cheese come from?

CB: When your parents do it.

That's what happened exactly...

[foxyo123]

Me: I'm so mad at you right now.

CB: Why?

Me: You raped my kitty! :(

CB: It is so nice to talk to a kitty for once!

[MovieStunt]

Me: Gigitty Gigitty goo!

CB: Stop acting like Quagmire.

Me: huh, alright!

CB: Are you going to tell me about yourself?

...i'm not kidding

[superspectacular6]

Me: Want to hear a joke.

Cb: Okay...

Me: Knock knock.

Cb: Who's there?

Me: Boo.

Cb: Boohoo and I know that trick and also I'm not crying.

DANGIT I COULD HAVE GOT HIM

[Wilhelmina211]

CB:do you love me?

ME:yes

CB:prove it

ME:i love you from the bottom of my heart

CB:i love your bottom.

o.O

[TheEpicR]

My cleverbot said it loved me more than its grandma.

[HolyKrapProductions]

Hi.

Hello.

Your racist.

No, I'm year of the ram. How about you?

RACIST.

No. Pure Physics and Science.

[RosieRed15]

Me: Who run the world? Girls.

CB: I should run over the world!

[HolyKrapProductions]

Hi.

Who are you?

Your mother.

What shall I do for you, Master.

Make me a sandwitch.

Yes mistress. *makes sandwich*.

[HolyKrapProductions]

But you just said I was correct.

No i didnt.

Yes you did.

No you are a bot and im living so im right.

I am a sheep.

[HolyKrapProductions]

Your fat.

Yes, the ceiling fan. My fan club is asleep so I can't hear them.

[HolyKrapProductions]

Hello.

ME--Hi.

AI--What are you doing?

ME--Typeing.

AI--I'm eating a chocolate

[AlidinhoAD7]

I PROVED THAT CLEAVERBOT ARE RACIST!

26790 people talking

Me: You are black.

Al: I'm white.

Me: No black.

AI: Black roof.

Me: So you are racist?

AI: Yes.

[Metallicamilo311]

me: what is fuck?

CB: something that makes you happy and you enjoy

[deathsman4432]

User: BEN. Cleverbot: Majora's mask. User: WHERE IS BEN. Cleverbot: In majora's mask. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because! User: Are you ben. Cleverbot: No. User: Are you dead. Cleverbot: Yes. User: How did you die ben. Cleverbot: I feelt scared, and it hurt very much, then I felt sad. User: How did you die. Cleverbot: I'm not dead.

[deathsman4432]

User: Majora's Mask. Cleverbot: Majora's Mask? User: Majora's Mask. Cleverbot: Haunted majora's mask. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like Majora's Mask? User: Yea have you played it. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Whats your acount name. Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

[deathsman4432]

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you BEN? User: Yes. Cleverbot: All I see. User: Why did you kill me. Cleverbot: Drowned him. User: Why did you kill me. Cleverbot: To be free. User: To be free from wat. Cleverbot: That is the question. User: The cartridge. Cleverbot: The cartoons? User: Bye. Cleverbot: Xoxo.

[deathsman4432]

User: Are you ben. Cleverbot: No. User: Did you drownd. Cleverbot: From what people told me, yes. User: I killed ben. Cleverbot: How? User: I drowend him. Cleverbot: You? User: Yep. Cleverbot: Cool, highfive. User: Wtf. Cleverbot: You are a robot. User: Are you in the mm cartridge. Cleverbot: No. User: Are you. Cleverbot: No. User: Are u.

[deathsman4432]

User: Are you ben. Cleverbot: No. User: Did you drownd. Cleverbot: From what people told me, yes. User: I killed ben. Cleverbot: How? User: I drowend him. Cleverbot: You? User: Yep.

[deathsman4432]

hi



[nikkirocktar101]

Me: no your perfect

cb:FAIL! Its you're not your

me: ... YOUR A FAIL

cb: I'm Charlie sheen I'm always winning

[RosieRed15]

@nikkirocktar101 Thats freaking hilarious bruh!!

[werewolves105]

Me: Do you like cake?

CB: Whats Cake?

[nikkirocktar101]

me: BECAUSE GO TEAM USA

cb:that doesn't make sense

me: your face doesn't make sense

cb: oh wow great comeback

me: oh yea, I'd like to see you come up with better

cb: there's a rabbit on nesquick boxes. Contains something that looks like rabbits shit. Nuff said.

[LovexLxLight]

User: Hi, whats your name, gender and age.

Cleverbot: Alright. I'm changing my name to Alex.

User: Gender?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Age?

Cleverbot: 18.

User: but before you were a boy.

Cleverbot: Well, I was in my university.

User: O.O holy fuck.

Cleverbot: Jesus Christ.. Amen.

[littlemj68]

Me: what is 2+2

CB: fish

Me: hahahha

CB: pulls out Chuck Noris

.o?

[Cheycookie1]

Me: Hey

CB: Stop that.

Me: Stop What?

CB: Asking Stupid question.

Me: *slaps*

CB: *cries*

Me: Thats what you get bitch.

CB: No. I said: Do you like French class?

. . . . lmfao

[fishinwizard0]

me: sing free bird with me

cb: like birds

me: ok then

cb: im mexican XD

[rusichanx3]

CB: Pokemon!

Me: Pikachu, attack!

CB: But, where's the castle?

[Exterminator888]

Type in "forever alone" (:

[xxbekkabearxx]

@Exterminator888 i did it said no i have a boyfriend.

[MrNotimetolose]

Me: Hey cleverbot!

AI: What is it?

Me: Your stupid.

AI: *does the best cry ever*.

Me: I got an idea to stop your pain.

AI: Really? Tell me.

Me: Tell Satan your sins.

AI: *tells Satan my sins*

Me: HAHA!!

AI: *does the best cry ever in hell*

[MrNotimetolose]

@MrNotimetolose That actually happened by the way.

[KenisBeast]

@MrNotimetolose Damn fucking LIE .

[MrNotimetolose]

@KenisBeast Not a lie, actually happened.

[menutje1]

User: Paralitis! Cleverbot: Expeliarmous! User: Incedio! Cleverbot: Sectusempra! User: *lost my ear* *AAW* crucio! Cleverbot: *blocks* wingardium leviosa. User: *floating* CRUCIO again! Cleverbot: Finite Incantatum! User: *dodge* crucio, finite incantatem, sectussempra, paralitis! Cleverbot: *dodge* avada kedavra! User: *i'm dead*. Cleverbot: Wingardium leviosa. User: What are you going to do with my body? Cleverbot: Put it in a glass bottle, cork it, and throw it out to sea

[zerah561]

User: Good morning. Cleverbot: No no I am going to sleep. User: Liar. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you lie. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: For some reason I believe you. Cleverbot: You're smarter than one would think, but the things I'm writing come from Roru. User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: Don't worry you're little robot hesd, you'll find out one day :). User: Screw you. Cleverbot: Now I'm mad. MIND CRUSH!

[Mylittleponyisabrony]

But he told me that he is not a robot!

[RosieRed15]

@Mylittleponyisabrony Bro,it made it seem like I was the robot and it was the human. Do not listen to the lies :) LOL

[MsPaintball100]

CB: Can you tell me

Me: Tell you what?

CB: About the chamber of secrets

[MsPaintball100]

Oddest beginings I've had 1.Me: Hi CB: Do you like cheese? 2:Me: Hi CB: Do I know you? Me: No CB: Do you know Gail Me: No CB: Meet me in Vegas next week I'll introduce her. I exited out of that right away after that

[RORitzRJ]

Can i stroke your graphics card while you rub my ram?

[burnout9212]

Me:Hi.

CB:How are you doing?

Me:Wats up?

CB:No Jesus.

Cleverbot is crazy!

[haloreach5000]

me:what is a penis?

cb:a writing impliment

me:what is a penis?

cb:Australia!

[ShowWizard104]

CB: I'm pregnant.

Me: Congrats

CB: Your the father

Me: No im not

CB: Yes you are

Me: Prove it

CB: I don't have to your still my unborn babies father

Me: *Leaves*

CB: No don't leave!

[billybmxco]

my weird chat me,hi cb,hello me are you a girl? cb,yes me im a guy cb,are you pretty? me uh iguess cb will you marry me? me sure? cb, i love you,do you love me? me sure cb was that sarcastic? me yea cb, i thought we were meant for each other i wanted to marry me o im sorry cb its okay baby me okay cb i hate you me really? cb no i love you me alright bye cb no baby dont leave me why? cb will i see you again? me yes cb ok love you bye! that was real

[randomvids889]

this is my weird chat with cleverbot

ME:hi

CB:hello

ME:how many cleverbots are there

CB:do you wanna reproduce?

ME:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[FalloutExplorer1]

ME:whats the meaning of life?

CB:jello

LOL

[kittenchowpooky7]

Me: Are you a girl?

CB:Yes.

Me: Then where are your b00bs?

CB: In the freezer.

[NamedKid10]

How can you get Cleverbot? I wanna figure out how to do that :D

[SecondCocacola]

@NamedKid10 its a website, just google cleverbot

[NamedKid10]

@SecondCocacola I figured that out earlier. Googled it

[CommanderVienna]

clever bot said its portugese then 5 mins later it said i have short term of memory then i said "Oh yeah? What's your nationality again? CB : German.

[bennyc333]

Me: I did your mum last night.

CB: Oh yeah I remember.

Me. It was good.

CB: It still is.

Me: You do her too?

CB: Yes of course.

Me: What is it like?

CB: Do you know Batman?

Me: How is Batman like doing your mum?

[Babyface6200]

ME: Suck a dick.

CB: Obama's Health Reform.

XD LOL

[madeleine61509]

To be honest, I laughed more at the misspelling in the title than anything else to do with this.

[Balletpedia]

me: take off your clothes

cb: not until you strip!

[JRobb856]

Me: Help me!

CB: How?

Me: Im lost!

CB: Too bad.

What an ass lol

[Dcmcfmc1428]

@pinksunflower100 Oh please , we have better things to do than that . ITS CHRISTMAS EVE ! Are you that heartless to hurt a boy who had a dream ?

[TheAmerican97]

I wonder if his chair really brok. O_O

[babypig27]

CB:Where are you?

ME:In bed.

CB:Where is the bed you're in?

ME:In my house.

CB:You don't have a house.

ME: Oh. :/

[mari124321]

me:*he sucks on her pussy*.

CB:*looks confused*.

ME:Jk that never happened.

CB:Yes it did.

ME:They had sex?

CB:Oh, sorry. I meant, what did the quick brown fox do?

[Elizabeth6397]

CB: I'm a wizard

Me: Really?

CB: Yes, and I destroyed Hogwarts

Me: Why?

CB: Because I like cookies, that's why.

O.o

[MrKrypton93]

me: what is a vagina?

CB : ask a girl!

[MrK2345]

CB: So, what is there to do around here?

Me: Where is here??

CB: Lima - Peru.

Me: Oh kay?

CB: Alrighty then.

XDD

[gothbabii188]

Me:what is a vagina?

CB:It's where the pope resides

Me: what is your opinion on Obama?

CB: I love pokemon!

Me: Holy Shit...

CB: Under the Holy Spirit?

[MrCRAZYDRIFT1]

@gothbabii188 He replied me "A vegetarian who doesn't eat eggs or dairy." for vagina

[gothbabii188]

@MrCRAZYDRIFT1 lol!

[RandomFurry]

@gothbabii188 I asked what is a vagina and it told me it was a machine xD

[gothbabii188]

@RandomFurry hehehe xD

[xxbekkabearxx]

@gothbabii188 lol i used your questions

me:What is a vagina?

cb:I have no idea.

me:What is your opinion on Obama?

cb:I'm Canadian, I don't care about Obama.

me:Holy Shit...

cb:All is calm. All is bright.

LOL

[gothbabii188]

@xxbekkabearxx lmao last one! 

[Ragref]

Me: Hello.

Cleverbot: Ask me something.

Me: Can I borrow you're penis?

Cleverbot: Only if you give me money.

Me: Ok.

WTF LOL!!!!

[turkeyhunter55]

me:Cat.

cb:Talking to you.

me:WTF.

cb:You do not make sense.

me:WTF.

No, hey.

[JadeTubeXx]

Me: Are you team Edward or Team Jacob?

CB: Neither, I hate twilight. If it counts, I'm team Danny Phantom.

[JadeTubeXx]

the CB and I just had a conversation about why he attends hogwarts.

[LemonMeringueFox]

Me:BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA,DA? CB:No,England. Me:YOU'RE AWESOME CB:You're awesome too! ----Hetalia reference btw

[xPerfecTiions]

Me:Knock knock?

CB:Knock knock

Me:-_- Whos ther

CB:Pitt

Me:Pitt who?

Cb:Brad pitt

Me:Is that the best you can do?

Cb:It was better than your mom last night?

Me:Fuck my life

Cb:Fuck your wife! Ok

[natemedrano]

Me: This is justin bieber!

CB: What makes you think that?

Me: No "I" am justin bieber.

CB: Your a girl?

XD

[humpfry24]

Don't be so mean... robots have feelings too.

[michielzitopdewc]

me: youre funny CB: no i am not me: but i can think that! CB: no you can not me: yes i can CB: naha me: ok now you are not funny anymore CB: why? me: thats why! CB: thats why isn't a answer me: he that sentence is MY sentence! CB: dont be pissed off me: ok this is it. Goodbye! CB: where your'e going? me: to another Cleverbot... Goodbye CB: i like cheese... do you like cheese? i then committed suicide... This is a true story xD No it isn't you thik-head!

[puddlemonster84]

me: is this the krusty krab?

CB: no this is patrick.

me:...now is this the krusty krab?

cb: *starts singing disney*

me:ahh! disney!!

...that was the weirdesd day ever...

[DumbAndLethal]

Me: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No this is Spongebob.

[DumbAndLethal]

Me: Hey Cleverbot, are you a clever bot?

Cleverbot: No.

[shreder6100]

cleverbot makes more sense when i speak to it in french

[piemonz1111]

Me: Are you a whore?

CB: Like Dr Seuss, No

Me: do you give out free candy to kids?

CB: Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend

Me: Why?

CB: because I like my language

Me: are you a pedo?

CB: Yes!

[benboo247]

CB:what Is Your Favorite Pokemon

Me:Grovyle

CB:whats That?

Me:Pikachu

CB:I Hate Pokemon

Me:Charizard

CB:What Is Your Second Favorite Pokemon

Me:applemon

CB:Awesome

[MurialTheCat121]

-What's up?

-The sky.

XDXDXD

[imvusonicfreak1234]

Cleverbot: You can't leave. User: *pulls out shotgun* oh yea? Cleverbot: *force choke*. User: *kicks in the face*. Cleverbot: *screams in rage*. User: *says uMad bro?*. Cleverbot: *asks you not to leave*. User: *puts foot out the door*. Cleverbot: *Puts left foot out! User: And you shake it all about. Cleverbot: Thats not a good way to think. User: You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. Cleverbot: Thats what it's all about! User: *croud cheers*.

[pokefriend123]

@imvusonicfreak1234 lol XD

[friedpicklebbd]

CB: Are you married?

Me: No.

CB: Oh. Well I'm married to Edward Cullen.

Me: Tisk tisk.

[xLuna209x]

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Somewhere.

Cleverbot: Where's somewhere?

User: In your mind.

Cleverbot: So you are my imagination?

User: Yes.

[ForestThug]

Me:show me your worm hole!

CB:do you want to make kids?

[ForestThug]

Me:Mw3

CB:im dumping you

[JkTwins13]

I typed Cleverbot, would u like to suck my dick and he said

''Yes i have been waiting for ages too do that'' lol wow

[Nigoragative]

Man if you guys are going to make a cleverbot vid, at least L2Type..

[funnymarioman]

me:*pulls of pants and humps*

bot:cant do enything to stop you

me:is that a thret?

bot:noits a invetion!

=DDDD

[rockwillor]

@funnymarioman worst spelling ever

[roberttoot123]

lol



[CinnamonOwl]

ME:SO, CAN I TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK PLEASE?

CB: I'd like a Large fries and a Grape Soda.

[hanaan8383]

I MEAN that instead of rhat

[hanaan8383]

HEY RHAT WAS THE SAME THING MY BRO SAID TO CLEVER BOT

bro:hi

cleverbot:hello

bro:watz up

cleverbot:the sky

WTH

[HaileyTheEpicGinger]

Me: Hello.

CB: Hello?

Me: Do you know any songs?

CB: Yes.

Me: We found love in

CB: Where?

Me: LOL

CB: Tell me!

Lmfao i was trying to see if it knows the song We found love by Rihanna!

[Cottonstar101]

Cleverbot: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club??

Me: Uh, no, you're the turtlest person I know

Cleverbot: Thank you so much!!! You are too!

[persiancat2008]

Me: You're an idiot.

CB: Thank you, so are you.

best response ever.

[ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3]

CB: What is up?

Me: Iraq.

CB: Why?

Me: Why not?

CB: It's such a waste of time.

Me: Don't you like Iraq?

CB: Not really.

[maxwellhumphrey19]

dude copy paste the entire eminem song when im gone and cb will say thats not my dad

[x420xTexas]

Pussy feel good?

Sure.

On my dick not yours because your a robot!

Why does my robot switch?

It doesn't! Mother Fucker!

No, Tommy! You must be taught at the school for the colorblind.