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  • Implying you didn't rework a duke nukem line into a pickup line

  • sxephil and moviebob: my idols both love boondock saints

    me: love the boondock saints

    'MERICA! FURCK YER

  • Woa-Ho-Ho!!!

    I dont know what all those other people are talkin about - THAT IS the best pick up line ever Phil !!!

  • and thats when i offer you a piece of gum...

  • I. LOVE. THE BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!!!

  • whoaaaa philly useed to be skinnneyyyy.

  • WOAH! it's Sxephil from the past. KEWL :)

  • boondock saints!

  • Boondock Saints! You just got a little bit more awsome!! Know this video is old, but just running through all your stuff since I only 'disovered' you 14 days ago... yeah, in Denmark we are kind of slow ;)

  • Hey have you seen Boondock saints 2 yet!?!?!? its out and im just psyched to see it!

  • lmao wow that cheerleader wa sin my school, i remember when that happened...omg she was a bitch lol

  • BOONDOCK SAINTS BEST MOVIE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD! No joke.

  • ROCKY!!!

  • yeah BOONDOCKS!!!

  • That quote was totally taken from "They Live"!!! 5*

  • the boondock saints is badass

  • p.s. charles bronson had rope

  • Looooove the pickup line !

  • THATS DUKE NUKEM,

    im gunna kick ass and chew bubble gum, but im all outa gummmm

  • @N2theINJA

    i was thinking the exact same lol :p

  • gotta disagree with you there phil... TOMBSTONE is the best movie ever!

  • duke nukem actualy stole it from a movie called They Live, an awsome movie that shows us how we are being manipulated by an alien race.

  • I bet you are good at eating pussy phil, your tongue must be really fast talking that fast and much all day long. have you ever eaten your own pussy?

  • nuke'ems original line is much better

  • HAHAH..Duke Nukem xD

  • Boondock Saints is the best damn movie ever!!! Always will be. The 2nd one had better not suck. Oooooh. I will be po'd.

  • do you know when its coming out! XD

  • LOVE Boondock Saints.

    I hope the second one is good!

  • i will so use that pick up line!!!

  • 5* for boondocks saints! kickass movie.

  • Best pickup line ever:

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  • I don't know, can I smell and see?

    Yeah, smells like chloroform.... shit. *Plop*

  • boondock saints =]

  • Oh I thought you were talking about McCain when you were talking about the oldest animal.

  • I actually hated the Boondocks Saints, too much cursing and hypocrisy for me.

  • dude duke nukem

  • The Boondock Saits is just badass!

  • DUDE!!!!!!!! I love Boondock Saints!!!!!!!

  • The best pickup line ever is "Is your last name Gilette? 'Cuz your the best a man can get!" (FYI. That only works wherever they play the commercails though.

  • i agree

  • Negative. The best pick up line ever-

    "Hey. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

  • thats fucking horrible

    and hilarious :)

  • nah... Your clothes look horrible! you should take them off right now!

  • Ahhh hahaha smrtdave743 tottally agree

    imseanf yours totally kicks mine ass

  • I love the boondock saints....oh yeah i own it.

  • BDS is the best movie EVER

  • no he's not.. under all that blabber he spews some good shit that has merit.. i enjoy him and so do my friends.. lotsa love from manchester, UK..

  • omg Boondock Saints is awesome! I saw it for the first time today and went and memorized the prayer

    And shepherds we will be

    For thee, my lord, for thee

    Power descends from thy hand

    Our feet may swiftly carry out thy command

    So we send a river forth to thee

    And teaming with souls shall it ever be

    In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

  • no one cares who you think?

    hmm? HMM?

    no one.

  • 420,266 people care, actually.

  • I got the Google New thing, but I think it's only because I was one of the first people to get Gmail. A friend sent me a link to sign up for Gmail Beta years ago when it first came out and you had to have an invite to get it.

  • Boondock Saints is fucking awesome!

  • first

  • i see you dont like staying on one subject -.- first you talk about the fire then some clam then ur girlfriend...

  • why was there a picture of a fire when you were talking about a scientist and a clam?

  • omg, u talk so slow.

  • the boondock saints is the greatest movie ever made!

  • Actually this is one of the better pick-up lines Ive heard. "Your boobs look heavy.. can I hold them for you"

  • Lol nice Duke Nukem reference. "time to kickass and chew bubblegumm..."

  • boondock saints is BA

  • the boondock saints is awesomwe!

  • holy shit, the boondock saints is the best movie fuckin ever

  • So to all u gals on the utube comment board, just so u know, im all outta bubble gim ;)

  • Aloverssoulz can you fucking speak english. what the hell were you doing when you were typing?

  • its broken dumbass

  • boondock saints is my favorite movie although i dont have the special edition

  • im all out of bubblegum...... ;) somewhere there is some girl laughing at me right now cuz of this comment lol

  • hahaha when he said the date I laughed so hard

  • lol he used the duke nukem line... sorta

  • The Boondock Saints is a crazy Movie is definatley in my Top 5

  • woohoo! boondock saints sequel is in pre-production.

  • Hell ya boondock saints rule oh and so does duke nukem

  • fuck yeah The Boondock Saints rule

  • duke nukem!

  • Omg! I love that movie!

    My personal favorite, though, is The Shawshank Redemption.

  • You are officially my favorite :D Just for The Boondock Saints part! :P

  • BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!!!

  • the saints is like my bible. i fuckin love that movie. me and friend are gonna get the veritas equitas tattoos

  • hahaha omg your so funny

  • Best pickup line is...Did u fart? cuz u blow me away

  • Dude your show is funny as hell n i love he boondock saints too!!

  • omg boondock saints rock! haha

  • the boondock saints is the best movie of all time, too bad the movie didnt get more momentum since troy duffy is a douchebag. i really hope they make a sequel tho!

  • btw, Rocky IV is amazing...

  • didn't see you as a "Rocky" guy...full metal jacket, platoon...but not "Rocky"

  • boondock saints rock, i have a poster for the movie right above my computer : P

  • i love boondock saints!

    love it.

  • That pick up line is from YuGiOh isn't it?

  • lol, not that particular one, but kicking ass, playing card games and drinking cup of tea etc, yes.

    but its also some other famous quote

  • Okay, to anyone who does not know, but the pick-up line is from the movie, "There Here," an a movie about a loner who finds out that aliens, who have disguised themselves as everyday humans, have come to earth to rule. The loner, played by pro. wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, is the first to know this by finding a pair of sunglasses that can actually see who is an alien or not. And the most famous line in the movie is, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of gum."

  • No, wait. The movie is called, "They Live."

  • BEST FREAKIN' MOVIE EVER!

    Boondock Saints is most possibly the best movie. I've never laughed harder than when watching that movie...

  • another unavailable video, great! loveit That's what I log onto youtube. to not be able to view the video.

  • Fuck YEa

    Boondock SaintSS!!!

  • fuk yah!! Boondock Saints rules!

  • ahhhhhhhhh boondock saints!!!! i love that movie and you even more now!

  • fuck, I HATE DUKE NUKEM!

  • Phil, I love you for loving that movie.

    :D

  • Boondock Saints is one of the most bad ass movies ever!

  • the Boondock Saints ROCKS!!!

  • i luv rocky!!!

    :]

  • If only the funding would come together for a sequel because I've heard that supposedly the script has been written for awhile.

  • My favourite movie tooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • Your like my long lost brother, this coming from someone with a twin. I love the boondocks. People never want to watch the show when I put it on, they like hate the fact that it's not something they watched before me so they hate on it. People like that annoy me.

  • nice show phil

  • I live in califonia I remember that fire.

    I lived far away from the mountains but shit you can still smell the ash.

  • Boondock Saints!!! Best movie evah!!

  • hahaha!!! all out of bubble gum...

  • must've fun for you to make all these vids and a whole show it's cool and you're original

  • the name is Smokey Bear...not Smokey The Bear, didnt you get the memo?

    lmao

  • daddy google doesnt love me :(

    hahahaha

  • hahah phill you are the man

  • would you mind talking a few micro seconds slower? I don't have a photographic aural memory like you young folks

  • i came here to chew bubble gum and eat some pussy....LMAO!!!!

  • Stolen from duke nukem

  • right before you said your favorite movie, i was like that shit better be boondock saints, and then you said fuckin boondock saints and i just almost pissed my pants.

  • YOU ARE EVIL

  • I LOVE THE BOONDOCK SAINTS!

    Thats like my favorite movie.

    I could watch it like all dayy. :)

  • lol nice intro...did you get that from duke nukem...."Time to kick some ass and chew bubble gum..and im all out of gum" >.>

  • i love the way he speaks (NO HOmo!!!!!)

  • LOLOLOLOL I choked on my water from laughing so hard just after hearing the pick-up line...LOL Oh Gawd! You complete me. ;-)

  • lol- you look fucking scary man !!!

  • that was not cool. i was one of the people that actually was 911 mandated to leave my house. we were ok, but i know people who lost their houses. it was not fun and was actually scary if you lived close to the fires. I bet it wasn't fun to sit in a stadium for days. I can't really complain though cause there are hundreds who had and still have it way worse than me.

  • Boondock Saints Hell yes!

  • BOONDOCK SAINTS KICKS ASS!

    Whooo!

  • lol he got that from Duke Nukeman. The actual quote is..."I came here to Chew some gum and kick some ass. And i'm all out of bubble gum." -IDK THE ACTUAL QUOTE.

  • I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum.

  • well you both suck ass becuase his name is DUKE NUKEM not nukeman.. and the quote goes as follows "It's tiem to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I'm all outta gum" i wasted my youth playing that game, at least you could get the quotes right n00b

  • I'm guessing you already know about the follow up movie to the Boondock Saints. Any opinion on it?

  • hahahahaa the pick up line

  • ur a sick bastard!!! ur human and i can prolly bet my life that youve made a mistake you sick ass! its kinda common sense not to play with fire!!!

  • any idiot could plainly see that he was being sarcastic dumb ass and yes there is a difference

    between idiot and dumb ass

  • A mistake that cost the lives of people and destroyed many buildings? Innocent boy? Really?

  • lol haha the beginning was funny as hell!!!

  • That was awesome.

  • @b33ftink

    No it's not, the best pick up line is:

    Baby, Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

  • sexy indeed

  • Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.

    xo Macy

  • boondock saints...freaking awesome..number 1 in my book!

  • hahaha poor cat =[

  • I bet Rowdy Roddy Piper uses that line ;)

  • I didnt think anyone else liked the Boondock Saints.... woah. good movie.

  • not gonna lie, your shits pretty siq

  • The Boondock Saints is my favorite film of all time. Then throw in Die Hard 1 and Goodfellas after that. Well done, kiddo. <3

  • the bubble gum line comes from they live - rowdy roddy piper.

  • thas an awesome movie

  • FUCK YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE :-)

  • That line sounds like it came from Duke Nukem 3-D. At least the bubblegum part did.

    "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum."

  • lolz i waonder wat wuld happen if u used tht pickup line on her

  • whoa, i had no idea gmail even updated, but my option in the corner was "older version," which i then clicked, and then clicked the same area now titled "newer version." i got in somehow...thanks for bringing this to my attention!

  • You got that bubble gum thing from the song bt Dr.acula.. dont lie ;)

  • do you realize that dr.acula sampled that soundbyte from the video game duke nukem? of course not, because you think you're right ;)

  • well i kinda am right because it was from the song. but i dont play video games, but thats cool

  • Boondock Saints Best movie ever... but you already knew that...

  • just me

  • haha!

    OMg!

    Well I'm sure Smokey won't sue you....

    Anywayz great episode!

    Stay hilarious! :]

  • I love that movie! :D

  • so are girls called sam. urgh.

  • Danielle comes from a guy's name Daniel

    Girls with that name are kinda manly

  • i wish youd eat out my pussy sxephil

  • boondock saints is the best movie ever.. phil youre pretty awesome too <3

  • The boondock saints kicks ass! So does Phil. nice show!

  • He said "Boondock Saints". That's cool.

  • Phil your great. and yes that is a totally kick ass movie

  • lol omg this guy is awesome in a way lol.

  • #1. best pick-up line..

    "Are you famous..yet?"

  • Boondock Saints! Best movie ever! Great episode, keep up the good work. :)

  • You speak really well haha

  • you kick Dane Cooks ass!