The world's best swearing: In The Loop stars show you how

[DaveKraft400]

Chris Addison is probably the biggest faggot going. Can't stand the cunt.

[TheMunchfan]

Hahahahaha! I didn't know what "minge" meant until I looked it up. Thank God I didn't use that one on someone.

[sculli722]

CENSORSHIP. Thank christ for BBC 4

[benjw84]

i love tucker's law

[Rosseh1]

ITN news is about as close as this country gets to fox news. Fucking bunch of idiots and Allistair Stewart should be ashamed of himself especially.

[phoney98]

why fucking interview the cast from the thick of it if you can't use any fucking swearing? WHAT A FUCKING MASSIVE HORSE WANKING SENILE POOF!

[1001000111]

ITV are a bunch of cunts anyway.

[ultamatefrogmaster]

Get the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!

I'm so using that whenever possible!!!

[dudesonman4200]

@ultamatefrogmaster

Its come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off. Using Come is better because it implies Cum. Who knows how its spelled anyway

[ultamatefrogmaster]

@dudesonman4200 Hehe. Ok. I'll remeber that next time. Thanks :)

[nv7103]

i guess 13 years of new labour would drive a saint to swear. Of course, can you tell the difference now? ;))

[FireMarioYoshi1442]

Kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck!

[Pumpaction06]

why the fuck bother putting this heap of shit video up if we cant hear what the cunts are talking about???????

[lozzington90]

What the fuck is the point of asking stars to swear if you're just going to censor it? Use your fucking heads, you great stinking bags of arse gravy.

[elhacko1]

wow i never noticed how much swearing there was about half the video is just bleep lol

[iolanthesoadfan]

@Tigarius4 Fuck Off.

[Mat2001uk]

Fuck Off ITN, and FUCK OFF MURDOCH. I don't give a shit whether you own this rag of a 'news' channel or not.

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

I've said it before but I'll say it again when Peter Capaldi swears an Angel gets it wings LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!!

[sriusername]

ITN news people are a bunch of mincing fucking cunts! Get a life, fuckalls!

[babycapone92]

"We can not use a bit of that"... You did ask him what his best swearing was--- you twat

[kinghani]

Somebody had fun on work experience.

[OMS1985]

ITN are cunts, and you can use that.

[shittyfagg]

what the hell do you mean, count yourself lucky you had the bleeps? That makes no sense.

[kerhk]

If some cunt can fuck something up that cunt will pick the worst fucking time to fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt

[Tigarius4]

Chris Addison isn't funny outside of this program, his jokes are so obvious and the way in which he tells his jokes are dull.

[TheRedGoldfish]

AWW I would have wanted to hear him say what Tucker's Law was again haha

[harryplop2]

What is this? What. The. Fuck. Is. This? Is ITN ran by a 10 year old who thinks swearing will get him in trouble? Grow up. It's words, and actually, it sounds better than bleeps.

[MrMikeythehibee1]

It's always a Scottish guy that swears the most :L

[thespread]

lol this must have seemed like a really edgy idea for a promo fluff piece, but then they remembered they were broadcasting on channel 3 and couldn't use any of it.

[rude1987]

fuck ITN ,what is the point of doing a report on swearing and then actually censoring it?? Leave it the fuck in or fuck the fuck off! Cunts

[NIIITENDOOO27WOOHOO]

Whoregasm

[ProudToBeNerdy]

I kinda liked the bleeps, somehow they made it all the more funny :) but yeah, they certainly wouldn't work on the show itself.

[markstanding2]

If you're too scared to show swearing ITN, please don't bother try and attract us to your sites by false advertising.

[romeosdistress]

I love that this is supposedly 'ITN Extreme' but they then censor the answers that they're expecting to get... and anyway, who the hell does a report on the fact that a film has a lot of swearing in it? o_O

[natmanprime]

loking at the intelligent comments and the stupid video, it's a fascinating example of how stupidity invokes intelligence.

If the vid wasn't so stupid, people wouldn't think so much.

They'd be laughing stupidly.

[crazywhales]

where do you think you are, some regency costume drama? you're on youtube itn, uncensor the f**king words!

[SantaSeeker181]

The world's best swearing! Only here's the catch... You can't F***ING HEAR IT FOR SOME F***ING REASON....WHY THE F*** ARE THERE DOTS ON MY WRITING?! THE COMMENT ARE F***ING C*NSORED AS WELL! AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

[Oscar301]

What turd-stained fanny-rag bleeped out the world's best swearing? It's alright to report on death and atrocity and shove the camera full in its face, but if someone says, "Cunting fuck-breath shitehawk," it's suddenly a bad thing.

[IHateBarnett]

Who the fuck was the cunt-rag shit-beast at the end who said "Can't use any of that"? Fucking peon slit....

[yourmum739]

Can't believe these pussy motherfuckers censored Tuckers Law. Well here it is: /watch?v=xe3Ou9xBAlI. Put that in your search bar and wank over it, you bastards!

[Tzimnewman3]

That was bullshit!! Don't waste my fucking time posting a video about the best swearing and don't show it. Show the fucking swear words. Have some fucking balls.

This censorship is why people have become so sensitive to words.

[HammarHeart]

"I know you disapprove of swearing, so I'll just say you're an F...star...star...CUNT."

[KageShinobiWarrior]

Censorship has always made me laugh. Imagining what the missing word might be is part of the fun =P

Big fan of the film, got it on DvD. One word:

LOL

[crazywhales]

@KageShinobiWarrior "lol"? lol isn't a word, bob

[KageShinobiWarrior]

Censorship has always made me laugh. Imagining what the swear words might be (okay I have the DvD on film, but still...) is part of the fun =P

[RandomHL]

ITNExtreme...The only thing "extreme" about ITN here is the censorship.

[TheFlyingCueTip]

"Can't use any of that?" You ask Peter Capaldi to quote you his favorite bit of swearing from Malcolm Tucker and you're suprised it doesn't come out 'family-friendly?' Jesus, the brains on some people...

[soulfunkcity]

@TheFlyingCueTip lol i know. fucktards. Its like asking the KKK for their opinion on gays for a childrens publication.

[EddieTheFishReturns]

Just put a 3-second screen with a big 18 sign on it before the feature. You're all useless.

[guitarraelectrica]

If a cunt can fuck something up that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt.

Censor that, you fucking cunts!

Fucking assholes, you're fucking the fuck up the best fucking lines in the fucking movie! FUCK YOU!!!! YOU CUNTS!!!!!!!

[heratus007]

you would censor the tits out of venus the milo you cunts

[guitarraelectrica]

@heratus007

They would. And also the David's penis.

They're a bunch of FUCKING CUNTS.

[dualviper]

itn ya bunch of fucking cunts go take a dive off a cliff you fucking cunting wank stain shithead pricks

[smGzscottoh1]

@dualviper Fucking cunting wank stain shithead prick

[jacksaynor]

what is the point if you're gonna censor it? what is the world coming to....?

[alZiiHardstylez]

MACTAVISH!

[hummmmmmingbird]

CUNTS

[youvexme]

ITN - Extreme censoring

[TerminalFrost]

Fantastic job guys, thank you for censoring all the swearing

[Raedan23]

F * * CUNT

[sebadrum16]

what does he say at 0:50?

[jonlcfc1]

@sebadrum16 'Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off' - classic line

[cr717]

What was the point in this if you bleeped everything out?

And that reporter is about 12!! Shouldn't he have been tucked up in bed with his little teddy weddy bear ?? XD

UTTER RUBBISH!!!!!!

[GColiman]

"Cunt use any of that."

[xelarepusuperalex]

frankie boyle in 15 years ;)

[theannmartin]

"Count youself lucky you had the bleeps; without them is was pretty shocking."

What the actual fuck? Should we send the Malcolm and Jamie dream team round and show them what the word 'shocking' fucking entails?

[NiNjABUg22]

'Fuckety bye' was a particular favourite of mine. Gotta love malcolm.

[Buttmunch5000]

"the leaky fucking minge box" perfect , just perfect

[Antoniocool86]

Itnextreme ly gay. Why censor this you fucking cunts. Worthless.

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

Capaldi's a fuckin rock star lol!

[dykann123456789]

it's amazing how much censorship takes away from how great the lines are....cause, you know, I CAN'T HEAR THEM

[MrBlack1968]

Tuckers Law

If some cunt can fuck something up that cunt will pick the worst fucking time to fuck something up because that cunt is a cunt.

[jacknapierr]

ITN= Cunts

[ohdoshutit]

fuck this

[glueonhair100]

jer remember im in local hero? he was the twat character sent to assist McIntyre! now of course he has cart blanche to show the character he's playing and his complete lack of the command and range of the english langage! Cunt! I mean what IS the point? to be awfully naughty and say rude words in public? prove that there is merit in having tourettes?Give me a break please, if Frankie Boyle can utter whatever he likes on mainstream telly then i think we have enough of this style of entertainment

[therlihy1]

I like the part where he says *bleep*.

[Janoslechner]

Yoy have to remember that ITN is pretty much TV's answer to the daily express- intended for the overly conservative and easily shocked.

[wr3ck]

you can say fuck on the internet

[Zjwrsa]

CUNT

[JamieIsNotAvailable]

My favourite swear word in this video is *bleep*.

[randar3]

"If some cunt can fuck up a news report, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck that report up cause that cunt's an ITN cunt."

[1234tombaker]

This is comedy, why on Earth ask what Tuckers Law is if he obviously knows it will be based around incredibly heavy swearing. Then to just say we can't use any of that in an arrogant tone. Brilliance, it is concise and it is blunt, exactly how they want it portrayed so censorship can piss off.

[mikeaphex]

fucking useless itn, with some fucking cunt with a fucking gay microphone, cos that cunts a cunt

[bestyboi90]

tuckers law!!!! :) :) :)

[vikramkrishnan]

OK. Now why would you ask somebody for their best bit of creative swearing if you intend to bleep it out?

[thefltdriver]

British TV is like that.

[thecrikster]

ah pre-"watershed" t.v. loves to censor...

they cut even more in comedy now than ever, try watching the simpsons or even scrubs. If you seen the episode before you will instantly notice the quick edits.

[Shnufkin]

Yeah...censorship sucks.

[alexgjy]

cant' use any of dat lol!

[Suprcassanova]

How old is that reporter? Jesus.

[eloquentdiamond]

Awful that they have to bleep this. Everything is offensive to someone! Not being able to hear those pearls is getting me in a rage, and I'm contemplating lawsuit.

F star star Cunt

[ballbreaker311]

@eloquentdiamond

LOL YOUR LAST SENTENCE :D:D::D:D:D::D:D:D:D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you marshal all the media forces of darkness, to haund them to an assisted suicide! :D

[Happy0]

Aw fuck off, ITN xD

[xparox]

"This bloke declares war on sentences that don't have swearwords in them" That's Class A language there from ITN. Dreadful.

[2205923358]

I would love to see a bleeped version of In the Loop, would be so hard to follow...

[panacea999]

I just noticed what they're calling themselves: ITN Extreme!!! Hahaha that's made my day!

Where do you work?

ITN Extreme so you better watch yourself

Ok, then

[CiaranD]

ITN is such a pointless news service.

[poossum12345]

The thing is, all of the swear words were obvious anyway. Completely pointless

[relmmih6]

@poossum12345 bit like u then

[please42]

ITN Etreeeeeemely rubbish. By crikey that reporter is abysmal.

[raaaak]

Iannucci didn't actually come up with all of the swearing, as this clip would have you believe. Ian Martin was the swearing consultant

[bazzinkle]

"count yourself lucky you had the bleeps"

actually no, we shouldn't

[Pippiok]

"ITN EXTREME!" - yet you fucking bleep it. you fucking pussies.

[ScarTissue1990]

Pointless with the bleeps.

[p22eth]

What the f*** is the point in f***ing bleeping it?

[SkarzieChannel]

....well duh, it's swearing, you most definitely can't use any of it.

[panacea999]

Look at the interviewer...what a twat! They probably sent him out to provoke more swearing

[MissCivility]

Ha ha ha! I know - how utterly ridiculous - ask someone what their favourite swearing was and then say 'Can't use any of that, can't use any of that'.... oh, to get Malc in a room with that stupid hack!!

[utterbeastage]

you can't tell he says "leaky fuckin' mingebox" what's the point in showing it if we can't hear the wonderful profanity?

[JonathanMoir]

At the end the reporter does seem to give the cameraman free reign to use any of the footage: "Cunt - use any of that. Cunt - use any of that".

[Levi06bassist]

he says Can't use any of that, you tool

[philipmcjim]

not good with irony?

[screamwriter1]

@Levi06bassist ___________________________

[oracle133]

such a n00b

[satriales3]

"Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off" :D

[mrcakey]

ITN. Who brought us "who had the biggest funeral - Princess Di or Michael Jackson?"

[PurushaDesa]

I actually thought the bleeps made that funnier but maybe because I know the actual quotes already.

[anushorribilis]

Fucking c*nsorshit. Well done, ITN, for rendering an amusing video utterly pointless. Cunts.

[Shnufkin]

Why the fuck is this video censored? The video is called 'the world's best swearing' FFS.

[KGBfbiSECUpolitia]

Speaker Bercow's "lady"/wife mrs.bercow, is another paula yates who has boasted that she had Hundreds of 1night stands,well b4 the 60s, SWALLOWing 4Free! STRANGERs' Pee & Cum (now their Marlborough,Stowe,Cheltenham,e­tc Privately"EDUcated" preTEEN daughters like Ronney's PAIDhookers even SwallowMEN's Poo! & boast ab.it in "GIRLs"=WCs ' MAGazineS & NationalTV DOCumentarieS).What else can they do? Learn languages or COOKing? white,English "GIRLs"=TOILETs, make it /get(even)RICHer with ExtremePORN

[geewhite32]

That wee ass wipe of a journalist should stick to mothercare voice overs , this film is fantastic, Peter Capaldi steals the show...pure dead fukin brill it iz.

[osborneap]

ITN? More like Daily Mail TV. What a boring little twat that reporter must be.

[dtsfangirl]

God that JOurnalist is a tit "Can't use any of that!"

well f**king Dur! Its Tucker your talking to, a swearing ledgend =D!

[callahan1971]

I agree wholeheartedly with RogerHoare! Tell us what your favourite swear word is but you can't swear. What a Cunt.

[jigen08]

Rubbish. This was bleeped — CENSORED — by some puritan. What's the point?

Words are naughty? What next, ideas are naughty?

But shooting people is alright.

Bloody puritans.

[RogerHoare]

"can't use any of that." Cunt. What the fuck was the point of this exercise?

[ancientLavada]

Yeah too bad about the fucking bleep outs. Guess we will all just have to watch the fucking movie with our kid gloves made out of real kids like a bunch of fucking egg cunts.

[The8thDOCTOR]

Capaldi did a Tucker of the kid journalist

[youngian67]

That nerdy little ponce at the end looks like some young spin doctor that Tucker would bully- 'twat weasel'

[PrivateWierzbowski]

Capaldi nearly tripped up on that kid's fucking umbilical cord on the way out. But then if I were a producer, I'd send my youngest, greenest reporter out to get slagged by these guys in an interview, too. I'd be like tossing fresh blood in shark-infested water.

[teflonek]

why couldn't you use any of that? hypocrits on TV showing murders and shit 24/7 but saying "fuck" is off limits ... idiots

[videographerfromhell]

Too Many BLoody Bleeps!

..Thats Bullshit!

[TomGl]

"We can't use any of that."

No, of course you bloody can't - you just asked him to come up with the most extreme profanity in the film, what the hell do you expect?

This footage is utterly pointless.

[graemeoliver84]

Never heard so many words bleeped out in one sentence.

[shizzlepie]

why make a video about swearing and then bleep it out?!

[LadyEmzebel]

@shizzlepie Ah but you see, this is what we Brits think is funny. There's a sort of irony behind it all that pisses other people off and we find it all terribly amusing. ;)

[Darkstorm406]

I've got a wallpaper of 'Tuckers Law'

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up, 'cause that cunt's a cunt

25 brilliant words that are formed into a philosophy that perfectly represents modern life!

[HowlieThePointless]

*sniggers*

[LukeStanton91]

''If some cunt can fuck something up that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt''

Malcom Tucker

[AmelieYvette]

That isn't right it:

If some cunt can fuckk something up, that cunt will pick the worst fucking time to fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt."

[swtwc]

I think someone should go over to ITN and kick the shit out of that producer. Bit therapeutic, a bit of shouting.. bit of fucking ying and yang..

[mymexicanmemories]

Typical ITN. Report the news without actually saying anything of any substance, content or value whatsoever. Suitable topic for Ianucci's next project perhaps?The kids on newsround could have put together a better report than that.

[oocares]

All the 'bleeping' bleeping shows why ITV is so 'bleeping bleep'

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

"Like an army of troopers have just watched Goodfellas"

haha

[nubonamission]

This is the dumbest thing ever, why does this video exist, its like watching nothing, bleeping out the content, what!? THIS IS CRAZY !EU!UH AGHHHHYH

[malmid1980]

fucking stupid bleeping the swearing...

[Rawr368]

Umm...Weird.

[EntertainedByPrem]

Why the hell censor the thing they are reporting about?

[Fernoe]

what a brilliant news report. a news report about swearing where they bleep out the swearing. so basically it's a pointless video.

[MonsterMozz]

A vid about the world's best swearing:

and everything's a bleep.

What a load of BOLLOX!

[GR0WLX]

You mean what a load of *bleep*.

But what a beautiful word bollox is.

[BOOMitsMOLZ]

us british dont excatly talk like that you no there jsut stupid actors tryin to talk british

[bionic505]

britsh people sound like a gay race from mars

[renokidTBN]

Ye what ever if we sound like it why take our language??? you speak english so if you guna complain bout it how bout you make ya own gay language and shut ya gob ok

[TRiCKSH007ER]

and swedish people need to stop mumbling.

[bobbstard]

swedish people should stop making pornographic movies involving golden retrievers and hairy twatted fat women

[screamwriter1]

@bobbstard Wow random and telling. Can you recommend a title?

[Foxiesz]

British people have funny accents X3

[imnotover18haha]

no.. your just not used to it.

[apollyon1]

that's just what words sound like when they are pronouced propperly

Thank you jimmy carr

[FxCKR]

Yea I love it, I love it how they say ''bloke'' :)

[Foxiesz]

KNICKERS! =D

[spunkkymunkky]

lol