Woman Sees Jesus In Her Bruise

[NazishDiPetrova]

It looks like Albert Einstein.

[PezBee07]

umm Jesus was born in the middle east-therefore he's more likely to look like a Modern day Iraqian or Afghany-not pale white

-yes i know the bruise is purple but there is a wrong image of Jesus that is accepted

[andysim232]

looks like Billy Connoly

[ThomasTrue]

Oh FFS. Just when I thought Christians couldn't get any nuttier. It looks more like Grigor Rasputin anyway. This is what as known as simulcara; when an inanimate object appears to form a face or other shape familiar to the human mind. We see it in the Cydonia "face on Mars", the Old Man of the Mountains in the US (which since a rockfall looks like Richard Nixon), the crouching lion of Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh and even the "Man in the Moon".

[thds699]

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[MoralRapist]

I laugh at how people think Jesus ( who didn't exist ) is white, when he was born in the middle east.

[Chutyhottas]

Hello no one as a image of Jesus knock it ok,it kind of look,like what u call jesus,how nows ive never seen himb4.

[tripletrules]

"An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign." (Matthew 12:39)

[wowthatscool1324]

looks like osama

[Pooternackle5]

Lol instead of helping starving Africans, these people think that Jesus is spending his time turning bruises into his face.

[eleminatus]

of course you can see a face. You can see it in virtually anything. Its called pareidolia, our brain is programmed to recognize faces everywhere. Thats our way of recognition. A new-born zebra after a very first glance at its mother will recognize her for the rest of his life. Thats how zebras mind works. If they see a pattern of stripes in a bush means that something divine created those stripes?! Mystifying things never helps to find the answers!

[nosajj12345]

To those of you who believe that just because an image on random objects or in nature looks like Jesus then it must be a sign from your god.

Did you know that some dog breeds have a very accurate depiction of Jesus on their ass. Now if your god was really using this as a method of communication (which in itself is a joke) why would he choose a dogs ass. #LOL

[DarkenedPsycho]

Should have bruised a sandwich into her dumbass face.



[dogking100]

It looks like salvador dali.

[zombitch01]

thats wierd but u can see a face if u look closely

[xSkylette]

Yeah... everyone wants to see a nasty bruise on a old lady... No Offence but I'm not one of them (:

[siby567]

omg that is so cool

[slainangel436]

One word:

Ignorance.



[dabigq]

I've looked at the extent of some bruising the day after I do it and exclaim "Jesus Christ!" sometimes...

[NIXIMvideo]

Hmmm!!,

Jesus heals the sick, gives sight to the blind, cures the leper and makes the crippled walk again, but he don't do bruises eh?.

[Cowness09]

this woman must be mexican

[mestrini]

Did anyone ask how she got the bruise in the first place? Maybe it was done by her god fearing, church attending husband. Just saying...

[B4mytyme]

can anyone tell me what the FUCK jesus looks like???? apparently his image was released without my knowing since everyone seems to be spotting him everywhere. smh this is stupid. 

[dwarvenater]

This ugly bruise brought to you by Jesus!

[DeadFishFactory]

I'm more amazed that this bitch decided to contact a news network about this non-news story, and it actually got picked up! Must be a VERY slow news day.

[rentheadangelcollins]

Looks like Charles Manson to me...Just saying. Besides, IF it did look a LOT like Jesus, I would still have to say this: I have had bruises shaped like Johnny the Homocidal Maniac and Edward Elric from FMA, but you don't see me worshiping them as if they were real.

[riotguards]

why is jesus purple? isn't he surposed to be black

[manofskill]

Adam Corolla is right. Crazy news stories come from either Germany or Florida every time :)

[EvilLouie]

Potato-nose jesus

[bbygurl31061]

omg people come on...

[iamsagacity]

Fuck jesus.

[MrOriginalkyle]

@iamsagacity fuck you.

[iamsagacity]

@MrOriginalkyle That was very original.

May Jean-Claude Van Damme fuck you in your ass with his hemp rope wraped hands, that were coated with resin, and then dipped in broken glass. May he do the same to your jesus.

[iamsagacity]

@MrOriginalkyle Have a great day! :)

[littleilly98]

Bull shit

[MrOriginalkyle]

@littleilly98 Your bullshit.

[littleilly98]

@MrOriginalkyle thank you smart ass!

[atheistrage]

The fact that ridiculous fucking nonsense like this even gets any media coverage at all shows how fucked up people are.

[MrOriginalkyle]

@atheistrage stfu athiest

[atheistrage]

@MrOriginalkyle I think I will wait for you to "shut me up" fuck tard.

I just looked at your channel and you're just another lame troll with no uploads of your own.

[KillMrFist]

I hate people, they are so fuckin gullible.

[MrOriginalkyle]

@KillMrFist Yourn fucking gullible

[MrOriginalkyle]

@KillMrFist Your fucking gullible dipshit

[KillMrFist]

@MrOriginalkyle go die in your moms smelly flaps you stupid ass goblin. 

[NyappyHoi]

it does look, but only if you want it to looks like jezus. Thats with many things.. and it's actually kinda stupid but it did look.

[sukamugen]

I NOTICE WHITE PEOPLE USUALLY DENY JESUS LIKE THESE REPORTERS FOR SURE THEY ARE GOING AROUND SINNING AND THEY HAVE FEAR

[rubberbaby00]

I thought it looked more like Don Quixote.

That's the only time you'll ever see a hospital voluntarily displaying their sucky needlework.

[Germanie12]

I see it...........

[albertain117]

WTF i see a skull??

[tcorp]

It's Station from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!

[gir908922]

It looks more like Che Guevara to me...

[finallyfreethinking]

Looks like the joker.

[KitchenTableWisdom]

Let us thank the Eurocentric supremacist mindset for these delusions.

[PlanetBongoSan]

holy mother of satan. people are f*cking stupid.

[Abdullah1475]

When 'Jesus" appears in Oranges,irons,tortillas,bruise­s,bread,trees,etc why doesn't anyone ever point out that that we don't know what Jesus looks like? These images are based on the artist depiction of the European Jesus which is historically incorrect.This image doesn't even match the discription of Jesus in the bible.How can anyone be inspired on something that isn't based on anything??

[DieMenschMaschine1]

It looks more like a Sasquatch, which you'd probably have more hope of seeing.

[rerhart585]

I had a bowel movement that looked just like da Vincis the Last Supper. I was surprised to see that Judas Iscariot had a gold tooth, and then then I remembered that I ate corn for lunch.

[dariowortiz]

is that Fidel Castro in her arm?

[marvincontendo]

ROFL!!!

[TLSlayer]

its a sign she should be more careful next time.

[dirtyhyde8]

Its funny I was never a Christian but I see the face in the bruise...

[misfitsruby]

it looks like it is v from v for vendetta

it even looks like it has his facial hair

[andruh99]

Maybe it's a SIGN of The End Of Days!

Better pray extra hard to the bruise-Jesus; sure wouldn't want to miss getting into his 'heaven.'

_end sarcasm_

*Shakes head* at the people who think this is any more than a simple bruise on a lady's arm.

[mccainisthrough]

It looks the face of stupidity. bible sniffers are mentally ill.

[newmac]

Im glad I don't live in a Universe where a sky god puts the face of a white guy with a beard onto peoples bruises.

[losartandeterment806]

looks like an angry muppet .

[DanielRI02]

Christian doctors? FUUU-

[GodKillerAtheist]

that Jesus had a huge noise

[jenlovesherponyy]

I saw the grim reaper..

[maisie72]

what a big bruise! dont go there for a jab!!

[agoncharov]

My only question is : How did she GET this enormous bruise!?

And I see a skull - not jesus =)

[zenniz1992]

Omg, i saw buddha.

[chestbuster1987]

It does look like a long-haired, bearded guy but fat. Like if this was Jesus' fat-period. Like Elvis.

Of course, it probably isn't anything.

[mihakasopiha]

I saw boobies!!!

[skedaddleMLS]

looks like pee Wee Herman's Mugshot.

[tctheunbeliever]

No, no, it's Lucifer.

I hope I never have to go to that clinic.

[NocturalRyte]

Bah, that was Charlie Manson in her bruise.

[JACKtheRIPP3R189]

It looks like guy fawkes, the mustache is too groovy for JC.

[nanerrat]

it looked like mohamhead to me.

[welshhibby]

looks and smells like bullshit

[CartervonRiedel]

I swear to all you non-believers - I SAW the face of god in my poo, it was a floater with beard and all - "lord send me more shit signs.... please...

[thenjr99]

My dogs ass looks like Jesus, and you know what? It's full of shit.

[patriciaredstone]

Yikes ... It looks like Charles Manson. Really ...

[somewhatchewy]

Looks more like Einstein to me...

[RotarFlow]

i saw a room with red paint splashed on the ceiling . could it be Kurt Cobain....is that a sign?

p.s (R.I.P Kurt......it should of been courtney love who died instead)

[anikinippon]

Damn, someone fucked up Jesus' face pretty bad if thats really what he looked like.

[bobbybenjamin]

looks more like Richard dawkins

[Cloudsofdust]

I had a water stain in my ceiling that looked like Bozo the clown.

I fixed the leak and painted over it before I told anyone about it though. I didn't want clowns coming to my house and praying at it.

[IronMAidan]

Why do people see a 'face' and automatically assume it's Jesus or Mary? Personally, it looks more like my cousin Larry...

[bobble12221]

Perfect example of pareidoliac apophenia.

[gamerzndplayerz]

lulz its like wen sum1 sez they see a cloud that looks like a duck... nd no1 noticed until sum1 made em think about it

[jert38]

It might be time for a new doctor.

[avz2r]

hmm to me it looks like gallagher

[AppleNick]

It looks more like Chris Elliott

[parallelsdumaurier]

I think it looks more like George Carlin.

[Kommissar85UK]

oh wow it does look like Carlin :D

[w950]

that really cheered me up! thx! :)

[stevenaudet]

Jesus like your suffering!!! Muhahahaha!

[yo1o2eggs]

I wonder I you punch those people at the hospital, you'll see Jesus more often.

[NekoMouser]

I DO mean to make fun.

People who believe this stuff are self-deluded idiots.

[stevenodd]

Um, I thought that it looked like Charles Manson sticking out his toungue.

[gotohellfast]

It's a sign.

It means:

Thou shalt hit your wife with force , until my image appears.

[TripleMH]

Why is it that Jesus never appears to Muslims or Allah to non-Muslims. Us Athiests seem to miss out on all of it...or maybe we're just not crazy...

[MinisterofWinter]

@TripleMH

I agree with you %100

[06simit]

I bought this eggplant the other day. There was an image on it looked just like jesus but if you would turn it to the left a little bit, it looks like my penis. Go figure..........

[06simit]

Finally, proof is found. There is god.

[BrianKGarver]

With the amount of the brain's resources that's devoted to facial recognition, it's no wonder nujobs see Jeebus or the adulterer Mary in toast, chips, tree bark, bruises, burn patterns, etc.

[PlaguedMan]

@BrianKGarver I remember seeing jesus on a dog's asshole.Seriously search it on google. However no one mentioned of that at TV, I wonder why. And it looks 100% like Jesus.

[BrianKGarver]

OMFG, I just saw it. That's more convincing than the bruise on the arm! ROFL

[Deioth]

Damnit, I wanna see Jesus in my toast or something so I can sell it on ebay... Oooh, wait, better idea! I want Mohammad on a bruise on my ass XD Piss off some Muslim idiots lol.

[Reiff444]

Apophenia. wikipedia it.

[mylkTV]

so laughable. how can people constantly see pictures of someone we don't even know existed let alone what they supposedly look like... at least the anchor had trhe good sence to laugh at it.

[mylittleturd]

dumb.

[FreeInquisition]

I think you'll find that looks more like Zoroaster. Or Muhammad. Or Guru Nanak Dev. At least we know what those guys actually looked like...

At least the anchor dismissed it as BS.

[mickeyrookie]

This looks like a white caucasion dude...So it´s obviously not Jesus!!! Kinda looks like Charles Manson though, maybe that´s the connection to the son of a murdering and perverted dad...

[PandyFackleresque]

Skeptical news anchor?! Well done!

[geniusintheory]

I think it looks like Sgt. Floyd Pepper from The Electric Mayhem (the Rock band from The Muppets).

[urbanspaceman1]

STOP REPORTING THIS SHIT

[eutuve]

I see a message in Mayan language telling about the end of this stupid world in 2012...

All worm's food...no fossil oil from the human shit !!

[miloske85]

You are all terribly wrong! It's obvious that it's Karl Marx. :)

[neil73]

I thought that too! I'm Converted!

[Vinifera7]

Jesus looks like an amorphous blob, apparently.

[rtottenc]

IMO the bruise looks more like Frank Zappa.

[CosmicApe2]

This is like ****ing Magic Eye. I can't find Jesus!

[XxDEFTONESxX]

LAW OF ATTRACTION

[Tigerzeeclawz]

What about the child with "ALLAH" scratched on her leg in Russia? Tabloids are funny.

[PlaguedMan]

You are all wrong. That's JIGSAW. Hello Mary...want to play a game?

[777Skeptic]

You think it's over just because he is dead. The games have just begin.

[PlaguedMan]

Let's see. Jesus's face in a sandwich, Jesus's face on toast...and now Jesus's face on a Bruise? Miracles ain't what they used to be.

[LunaGer]

why are they laughing?  it's just as likely as the stories in the Bible being true

[BoredInfidel]

I was about to say that I liked that the anchor was being skeptical, talking about how it'd be hard not to see something somewhere, but then of course he had to step back and be respectful of the kooks. Oh well...

[HumanStrategy]

It looks like the evil puppet from the Saw moviess lol

[dreamy2]

how do they know how does jesus look like anyway?

[HumanStrategy]

They don't. They are taking the line from that famous Norman Rockwell painting.

They are all ignorant and reinforcing their faith with more dribble.

[rionette]

It looks like the leader of that Muppets band.

[nadergrinder]

wow. people seriously look for jesus in fucking everything. your 'son of god' has nothing better to do but put his face in your bruise or your dogs ass?

[YoiBoi285]

looks like Jesus has a big nose

[SconeMason]

To me it looks like Jesus sucking a huge cock.

[Mostdef]

I saw Jesus in my toilet earlier today before I flushed...

[TheNeonSkylight]

They put THIS in the news?

[Boy192]

Jesus beats up old ladies -- the truth comes out!

[Sephir9x]

looks like my dick

[MikuMech]

That's... Just...

If there was a God, you'd figure he'd have better things to do then give people bruises shaped like him, being omnipotent and all.

[pamor25]

that wasn't jesus,that was George Carlin.

[Orsbore]

If Jesus hadn't faded so fast, she probably could have sold her arm on eBay for a lot of money.

[farvision]

What could she possibly charge that it wouldn't be armed robbery?

[Spellflicker]

looks like a gross piece of meat tome

[fallbread]

what a load of doodoo people see jesus ever where

[village1diot]

The scary part in this is that it was the medical staff who made it into a big deal.

The male broadcaster actually took a rational stance during this. A news broadcaster being rational about anything these days is hard to come by.

[VioreI]

This video CURED me from atheism! LOL =)))

[angelandraca]

If I had a picture of jesus on my ass I'm sure she'd kiss it.

[kenandkids]

And people wonder why the media is viewed poorly...

[MaskedAssailant08]

It looks like Thunderfoot

[feakysnucker]

I forgot to look for the virgin mary's face in my grilled cheese sandwich:( So long fortune...

[RadarKat73080]

The other day, I saw the FSM in my miso soup!

[BrotherGilburt]

It's like seeing an elephant in the clouds... Nothing special. Not to mention the fact that our brains are genetically hard wired to see faces in anything. (Which is why this looks like a smiley face) ; )

[2fat2exercise]

nice comment

[C0DZ0R]

And I tought that doctors were smart.

[TheTruthDoesntHurt]

It looks more like a sideways skull to me, especially at 0:25.

[Slapnuts6931]

RETARD!

[jpc08109]

now if she is smart the cash would be flowing

[LeilaKmusic]

Hahaha

To me it looks like Usama Bin Laden

Then I´m Swedish and no one here sees Jesus in potato chips or bruises ..haha

[RadarKat73080]

Or me, for that matter! Maybe it's Tommy Chong! "Dave's not here man!"

[Holammer]

When I look at the picture at 0:15 I see the profile of a predator with his mouth open and a hockey helmet... Different strokes I guess? I don't even like hockey!

[Grizzly696]

looks more like charles manson, now that would be a worth while new report!

[Grizzly696]

or even charles darwin.

[99minerkc]

Mary didn't know that in REALITY Jesus had short hair and likey was VERY average looking! He looked NOTHING like the GLORIFIED Jesus character shown in art/pics etc! SOOOOO MANY DELUDED SHEEP!!!!!

[marvincontendo]

And most probably was black.

[TheOtherSide100]

Looks more like Indigo Montoya. Apparently, you've killed his father. Prepare to die.

[aikidunk]

no its the motorhead dude lemmy look again hes got a big grin like hes necked a crate of jack daniels.

[Chemicalogic]

I guess you see what you want to.

[officermahoney1182]

Looks exactly like almost every photograph of Jesus in the bible.

[RadarKat73080]

They have photos of Jesus?!?

[llyons89]

@ RadarKat73080 ...my thoughts exactly...

[RadarKat73080]

Now that may be a miracle!

[officermahoney1182]

Uhhh yeah. The best one is where he is on that roof with the gun.

[RadarKat73080]

I gotta ask: was there a caption?

[officermahoney1182]

Those Romans are really making me cross.