5 Reasons Why I Love Peanut Brittle

[TheWorstComputerEver]

I love sticking my head up an insane clown posse's ass, more smooth. 

[DaveTheUseless]

@TheWorstComputerEver All of them at once? Why, that's nothing short of a Miracle!

[irocz0r]

magic everywhere in this bitch- pure motherphucking magic!

[DaveTheUseless]

@irocz0r I ate some magick brownies and it turned me into a self-despising werewolf who will do anything for DEATH BY CHOCOLATTTEEEE

[syxx573]

i'm not sure what part i like better, the peanuts or the brittle

[DaveTheUseless]

@syxx573 I'd eat brittle stars if they were made out of peanuts.

[TheArchfiend]

Peanut brittle is better than sex.  And trust you me, I would know.

Actually... I don't know.

I'm going to go back to crying into my pillow now.

[DaveTheUseless]

@TheArchfiend I covered my BDSM lover in peanut sauce once. Who says you can't have it all!?

[JoePotato28]

Please continue doing videos like this one and the flying spaghetti monster one so my roflcopter can achieve lift-off on a more regular basis

[DaveTheUseless]

@JoePotato28 Another helping of spaghetti brittle coming riiiight up!