Resorbed Fetus

[spacitydrummer4JC]

The funniest part about this, is that this is a real process.

[GangsterHutterite]

"I had... resorbed... the other fetus."

*expands ball toy in sinister fashion*

[CIark1315]

i Wish there were two Dwights...

[justaboutbeatz]

@Ravelinator well yea of course, chuck norris has the power of a man, dwight has the power of a man and a little baby!

[Room142]

omg which episode is this from? i wanna know which one of the writers is responsible for this gem~~

[huskerhawk1]

I love how he says "resorbed" as he expands that toy

[Kymmze]

I kept a straight face until he said that last part XD

[TheLastHylianTitan]

sooooooooooo creepy.

[BallackISALORD]

THE BEST DWIGHT LINE EVER!!!!

[CemeQuez]

The question still lingers in the back of my mind... HOW DOES DWIGHT GET GIRLS?!

[whochachi]

@CemeQuez Because he is the greatest human being to ever exist. Fact.

[CemeQuez]

@whochachi This needs to be the top rated comment... that made me laugh :) haha

[BarlowEnter]

Yep. That'll show you how insane the guy is. Dwight will bite your ear off if he somehow had gotten weird ideas that a person's ear can speak to him if he stared at the damn thing too long. Gahhg! "Spit it out Dwight!" "Gave me my ear back!"

[akat19]

"Do i regret this? No" LMAO!!

[RSXemperor85]

Dwight Schrute is Cell from Dragonball Z?

[JamieBoLarry]

"I have the strength of a grown man and a little baby".......really Dwight?

[mizzmonie100]

LMAO

[litled432]

Dwight is the sole reason I come to Youtube, lol I could honestly watch Dwight clips all day

[resonanthawk]

That little baby strength always does make the difference. I can say this from personal experience!

[PivotDudeMD]

I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.

[aeabby97]

classic

[mercedezize]

Rainn Wright is actually not that--how should I say it--unusual of a person as his character Dwight. I was kind of bummed out by this because I want so badly for Dwight to be a real life person!!! Although I did go to school with a few guys that are similar to him. Anyway, watching Rainn being interviewed you'll see how different he really is (kind of normal really) but means he's a great actor for making us believe he's like Dwight in real life!!!

[LiveLifeLmfao]

CANNIBAL!DWIGHT

[bronco4lifee]

hahaha he makes it sound like he did it on purpose

[deftoneart01]

How did they write it in to 'resorb' with that perfect visual aid of the ball? haha

[TheCrembo1]

This explains a lot. :]

[Friggininja]

OMG... He's a manbabybearpig

[bobolob]

Angela: Turned On!

The Rest of the World: Grossed out and slightly disturbed.

[cyanide4congress]

@bobolob angela always gets turned on when dwight does odd things lol

[bobolob]

@cyanide4congress Interestingly enough, she is also turned on by gay state senators.

[cyanide4congress]

@bobolob lol

[coreyrks87]

looks like 5 people lack the strength of a grown-man AND little baby

[azncutie727]

AHAHAHAHA DWIGHT♥

[TheCrembo1]

That's too bad. I would have like to see 2 of Dwight.

:]

[thekillconnection]

Dwight is such a creep. xD

[LittleGregH]

the creepiest Dwight moment!! Perfect for Creed XD

[slowpokecity]

who the FUCK writes his lines seriously. absolute genius.

[garena581]

@slowpokecity im sure its himself!

[DuffCowboy]

@slowpokecity it's actually a lot of improv going in there...so a lot of what we see and hear comes from the actor himself! also tobi is a wrighter!

[disfiguration]

@slowpokecity why wouldnt he write them seriously, hes supposed to be take his job seriously when writing lines

[slowpokecity]

@disfiguration i meant "who the fuck writes his lines, seriously?" sorry haha

[xXechoXx712]

@slowpokecity he writes his own lines

[SgtTheFink]

@slowpokecity I heard using vulgar language makes you cool.

[nlo13]

@SgtTheFink

Cool story, bro.

[urded06]

@SgtTheFink u mad brah?

[TekBubs]

@SgtTheFink u like big dix bro?

[nightmareX1993]

@slowpokecity He's one of the show's greatest improvisers, i wouldn't be too surprised if he admitted to writing them himself, in the moment

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

Well, that explains the head.

[555grommy]

i need that ball.

[kissmagik]

this man is priceless!

[grwagz]

It's very possible. Look up chimera.

[davenrai]

is this possible?

[LosSeintos]

5 people don't have the added strength of a little baby

[danny3063]

THAT EXPANDING FUCKING BALL.

nostalgia :"(

[Danceallnightbabe]

this is a really good one!!!!!!!!!!

[goose003]

nevermind i found out which one it is want something done right do it yurself. season 3 episode4. I also love the one wen they have a party Toby leaving n Micheal gives him the rock with "suk on this" msg that was fuuuuny goes outside. Micheal yells out the office "whose idea was this" n Dwight already interested in wat he's "u did"point at him then saying" i thought it was over the line" n door slams shut jejjejejejejej fuuuuuuny part soo many part Dwight is my favorite character always serious

[goose003]

damn it wat episode is this i really dont want to look at all of them well i know its from season 3 n down

[darco64]

I love how he says "re-sorbed" as he makes the same motion with the ball haha

[trecoolsrebelrocker]

omg..Pause it, then play but when you play it keep pressing 6...XD

[sergeantwaffles5204]

@trecoolsrebelrocker hahahahaahahahahaha

fetus...fetus...fetus...fetus

[cpscsoccer13]

resorbed...

[CatiCullen]

imagin there being two dwights.

[NinjaClyde]

now he has the head of a man and the nose of a baby

[thomasbthomas]

one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite shows

[Triggerblame]

why would you want the strength of a little baby? haha

[koalalord145]

@Triggerblame Who wouldn't?

[Ravelinator]

Dwight K. Schrute > Chuck Norris

any day!!!!!!

[miIkandcookies]

5 resorbed fetuses disliked this video

[hot1cold0]

Lmao

[btopishere]

Hoberman sphere ftw.

[gaymackay08]

ok

1. the toy he is playing with while he says he resorbed his twin

2. does he regret it? lolz he was told about what happened naturally.. (cannot regret that)

3. angela's reaction ftw

4. typical dwight explaining his strength, but it amounts to nothing

5. such a good show

[JesusRad20]

HAHA WHAT A BEAST!!!!

[bluepopsicles]

I love how Dwight plays with that toy as he says "reabsorbed" -- perfect timing :P

[itsmeeeeeeeeeee]

I like how Angela has the expression that she is actually impressed and turned on by this.

[erb4hcky]

@itsmeeeeeeeeeee how do you remember to put so many e's in your username?

[MrPurinization]

@itsmeeeeeeeeeee "HOT DAMN HE ABSORBED A BABY!"

[lelo819]

@itsmeeeeeeeeeee shes always turned on by anythng he says. I love those moments, lol

[asuch874]

Have Dr Crusher from the Enterprise examine his DNA.

[mustang6172]

On the surface it sounds like Dwight is telling an uninteresting story in a way that makes him into some sort of man-baby god, but when you consider that Dwight is in his late 30's or early 40's it's impossible that his mother had an ultrasound. Ultrasounds were still pretty rare before the late 80's/early 90's. Dwight is just being a bullshit artist.

[loopofpoop]

@mustang6172 surprisingly that makes alot of sense :D

[samtastic333]

@mustang6172  you're a nerd.

[Crumpets69]

@mustang6172 be quiet

[Spartan596]

@mustang6172 rare but not non-existent especially for a shrute

[LilMissCraziness]

I wish I had the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

[skibby101]

lmao, Do I regret this? No.

[fusionhitman]

@skibby101 " thats what she said " tahhahaha

[spade749]

Manbabies will one day rule the world...

[rdsmp]

man, insane, so perfect

[Vegetarianteen]

I love Dwight, like, SOOOOOOOO much..... (:

[fusionhitman]

@Vegetarianteen "thats what she said??"

[lukiisl99]

Angela was kind of turned on LMAO!

[iwishiwereadolphin]

Can someone please tell me what episode this is??? I love this one when Ryan goes, "My cousin Mufasa was trampled by wildebeasts..." Please someone tell me or show me a video where that is!!! It's my favoritist ever!!! :)

[BluesBros9497]

@iwishiwereadolphin "Grief Counseling" Season 3

[meaphe]

I love how subtly turned on Angela is by his story.

[RandomAsianKid]

I love how while he says resorbed, he's stretching the ball.

[kileyj83]

"I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby"

[leesard17]

the strength of a grown man and a little baby. profound.

[TwilightFire]

"Resorbed" - LOL

Dwight, you genius....

[AaronsMusique]

@TwilightFire i'm pretty sure it's a real medical term?

[TwilightFire]

@AaronsMusique Omg....I think it is! He has taught me a new word...

[AaronsMusique]

@TwilightFire i only know cuz i laughed my head off at dwight making up the word "resorbed" to sound smart. but i googled it... and it's really what happens when that happens :P

[bougabouga]

@AaronsMusique -_-''

[BRYANXC2010]

Do i regret this? no.. i believe his tissues made me stronger

[JesusRad20]

@BRYANXC2010 hahaha!!!!1 what a beast

[MusicVidKing500]

can this be possible because i think that happen to my cousin

[miIkandcookies]

lol, dwight was a weirdo even in the womb

[mrcomedy454]

God I love this show. Anyone who does not like this show, either doesn't understand English or they're deaf.

[darkartemisone]

@mrcomedy454

I'm hard of hearing and watch the Office with closed captioning. Simply put, there's no excuse anyone could not like this show. It's HILARIOUS!

[mrcomedy454]

@darkartemisone Oh I'm sorry if that statement offended you.

[darkartemisone]

@mrcomedy454 No worries!

Now back to stupid Dwight... hahaha

[KesslerMacGrath]

"i have now the strengh of a grown man AND a little baby

[Goremorah]

He says "do i regret this? no." Just like he purposely resorbed the other fetus, haha.

[frediagraceful]

"do i regret this? no." hahahahaa

[Zacofonix]

i love what he does with the ball when he says "resorbed" lol

[Known2BUnknown]

dwight is awesome...

true story~

[rasbery14]

dwight is my fav office character he so fucking hilarious and retarded

[redsoxandpats]

I love the way Dwight says "and a little baby.." I don't know why..

[EPIK9910]

I can imagine a baby with dwights head

[Cgirl1310]

That's a strong manbaby..

[fusionhitman]

@Cgirl1310 Thats what she said xD 

[Cgirl1310]

@fusionhitman LOL.!

[fusionhitman]

@Cgirl1310 sorry i had to :P

[TedLeatherJacket]

Best office character ever!!!!!

Dwight K. Shrute

[Star13570]

I love Dwight he's soo funny XD

[danvidio]

how can you not love dwight? i actually want a "what would dwight do" t-shirt hahaa

[232purple]

i love dwight

[Lazymewe]

hahaha I remember this part I couldn't stop laughing. Even funny now seeing it again :]

[tcamcho]

I laughed so hard. Ah, Dwight.

[AlexandKelsie]

I now have the strength of a grown man, AND a little baby

[cathelealv]

I now have a strenght of a grown man and a baby :D

[supersebra]

hohohohoo

[kadboss1]

lol

[c44honey]

i almost peed on my self when i saw this one of the funniest office moments

[LuCaRiOfan94]

IMO

Dwight's best line ever.

[aricka88]

I love how he makes it sound like he did it on purpose lol

[GOODPLAYA20]

He probably DID do it on purpose. Even as a fetus, I could imagine Dwight doing something like that.

[fusionhitman]

@aricka88 "thats what she said "

[GordoTomas]

girl at that asian resterant sayed he looked like a giant baby!

[SaraPunkzz]

well that explains why xD

[soccer69567]

hahahahahhaha

i love you dwight!

[omghahaxd]

lmao

[musiq1001]

LMAO

[musiclistner94]

This was hilarious!

I love The Office, have season 1 and 2, and hopefully im going to geth the other ones to!

[robtromboner1]

lol

ROB 06

[degausser8]

This is probably my favourite quote from the entire series!

I was crying the first time I saw this.

[Adventurestud]

All the characters on this series are really good but Dwight makes the show.

[retoriano25]

the office, scrubs and arrested development are the three most well written comedys ever

[meekiyas]

yes if you like those check out freaks and geeks.

[borntodieagain666]

i miss arrested development...

[dustyjuiceboy]

XD my favourite Dwightism from season 3

[TheNazMo]

Should have included the bit just before that where he catches the ball and is like "I got this"

HILARIOUS

[MagicalRevolverRoad]

I have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. XD

[larzipanz]

the office is the best show on television.

[steeler7588]

Not quite. It's good, but there are funnier shows.

[Hootshot112]

like????

[steeler7588]

Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia are funnier shows still on-air. Arrested Development was funnier, but it's no longer on.

[MIAgdup]

thats debatable

[steeler7588]

Of course it's debatable. Any opinion is.

[MIAgdup]

no you dont get it, it was a dwight joke

[kadjrare]

arrested development might be the only contender you put up in your list.... averything besides that is a joke

d(-_-)b

[DefrostedWaffles]

I wish they hadn't gotten rid of Arrested Development! Best show ever! But then I discovered the Office. (:

[minotek]

Best Show Ever? I doubt it...

[retoriano25]

omg i agree i love arrested development

[Twix455]

haha:]

[Joescruffles]

ill agree that there are better shows, but i dont think that there are any funnier shows.

[synystergates543]

dude i totally agree its the best show like ever

[DTDB1225]

i'm not sure about the best show on television but it's my favorite comedy for sure.

[Joescruffles]

73% of all statistics are completely made up.

[iggy1287]

LOL So funny. Dwight's so weird!!!

[rkomarzrko]

lmfao I love it when he expands the ball thing when he says resorbed ! haha

[miIkandcookies]

do i regret it? no. his tissue has made me stronger.

[BecauseOfBoredom]

i now have the strength of a grown man, and a baby.

[toonuraccoon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[commanderkeen42]

lol :12