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  • I laughed all the way through this.

  • great skill.

  • Damn dude, you're like solid snake. Props.

  • Thus is more like a video showing how to be a bush-wookie

  • What recording program do you use? :)

  • surely this is staged it's not like every single one of those players could be that clueless.

  • This guy should change his name to KniferMan!

  • SUCK MY MOTHER FUCKING DICK

  • 1:48 - IDIOTIC REACTION. PLAYERS HAVE BECOME MUCH MORE SKILLED THIS DAYS ALMOST EVERYBODY IS A VETERAN

  • EVEN IF BATTLEFIELD 4 COMES YOU STILL SEE ME PLAY 2

  • thx cause i always end up giving away my position THANKS

  • You must have some grudge against medics

  • COME TO THE FTD SERVER :) FTD KARKAND ALL $TARS

  • they could call you "ass kisser''

  • a second less lag really helps!

  • These guys you're killing are flatlining at their keyboards.

  • dude what button are you using to bust out the knife so dam quick?

  • @israelgaribaldi press 1

  • lol so many noobs that looked right at you!!! AWESOME VIDEO!!!

  • u slit his tante at 1;07

  • wish i could actually PLAY the game without the stuff with EA

  • Oh and 2nd song plz?

  • HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALWAYS BEHIND THEM?!?!?!?!?

  • bad ass dude!

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  • I am a rock, move along.

    LOL

    

  • they are noobs xD

  • I haven't played in a whole year, so when i played again, I SUCKED!!! I started pwning again when I watched this video.

  • Great tips, since I watched your vids I have been using the knife a lot and been trying to use common sense to get opportunities to make knife combos, it's always so fun making a whole squad fall down to your knife.

  • WTF? one of the medics was me im sure

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  • wow im a =HOG= admin and so u were da one who kept killing meh? wat saz ru name?

  • @tazmaller !Loco! Offal, I haven't played in years but I think !Loco! Foxesab still plays on =HOG=, actually I think he might be =HOG= Foxesab now, he would be the one getting called a hacker because he can headshot two guys mid jump in less than a second, man I miss knifing him

  • @LocoOffal I like it when people yell "frag grenade", it makes them an easy target.haha. I like knifing people who do that, it makes them look like noobs.

  • JESUS CHRIST i bet you have to clean your knife a lot

  • Dude. You're a shitty player. You just have a bunch of friends that will stand around and let you kill them so you can make a video like you're a legendary player or something.

  • @crazydave333 i tried these tactics out they work ok actually my KD is infinitely improved

  • either your just realy good or those guys realy suck..

  • @PenutSmugler most of these guys are really good watch my "One Game" video to see me against people that suck

  • you make it look like childswork omg i am so bad a knifing

  • loved this vid xDDDD loved it xD nice music to go with it

  • Second song name?

  • @joasten Mr. Jack - System of a down

  • @joasten ATWA - System of  a down

  • why doesnt he zoom in when fighting? somebody reply please? i thought it does more damage if you zoom in or am i just making thigns difficult?

  • Chump playing retards, thinkin your awesome. People that don't fight back are no real challenge. Bots could wipe your ass out ffs.

  • Fucken Love the song!

    SOAD is just amazing....the funny thing is that Youtube things the song name is ATWA...when it's really "Mr.jack"

    Great tips a well.

  • Fucken Love the song!

    SOAD is just amazing.

    Great tips a well.

  • These are fuckin noobs, even though everyone mentioned that already. I mean, the 5 of them stand still waiting for you to knife them lol.

  • you got good skills, those guys are newbs and dumb, I hate the song.

    thanks for uploading

  • mh, try to play on german servers...

  • A lot of newbs in these games. Everytime i try to knife someone, they spam nades at me. then i knife them in the face. :D

  • ur just a regular player that plays on a server that has tons of idiots... -.- btw what is the name of the song? system of a down- what?

  • @TheID3000 Mr Jack, and you should watch my "Battlefield 2 Mass Carnage" or my "one game" video to see what it looks like when I take on idiots, =HOG= players are good

  • @LocoOffal hey what is the best job to own ? ? i see u like being a medic . is it gd ?

  • @TheID3000 This is ALSO back in 07, when everyone on bf sucked hard XD

  • @sneaker177 Maybe I bought the game when it came out and it was awesome. Right now im enjoying Bad Company 2 :)

  • @TheID3000 Maybe I did as well, all i was saying is back in 07 80% of players sucked hard, and excuse me but i bought bc2 on the day of release so shh.

  • @sneaker177 yeah?! well i bought it when you weren't even born! xDDD j/k

  • @TheID3000 System of a Down - Atwa

  • @airsoftpr7 i know? when did i ask whats the name of the song?

  • @airsoftpr7 Its Mr. Jack stupid not ATWA

  • @airsoftpr7 First one Mr. Jack second ATWA both by System of a down

  • @TheID3000 First song is Mr. Jack second one is ATWA both by System of a down.

  • this was hilarious, i too am a bf2 gamer and i haven't seen anything this funny on a fps game.

  • those guys are noobs

  • Good throat-cutting. It was sick. And good idea cutting the snipes cause they are always focused on something far far away. I suck at knife cause I get a little too nervous when I'm facing the enemy close. Cant cycle weapons fast enough (or do it too fast) when someone is running at me. It's ridiculous, I threw medic packs at my enemies so many times :) But thats my first battle-game (I'm a female) and it's been a few months more or less, so I hope I'll get better..

  • @kznck The trick is not to scroll, use the hotkeys to switch weapons, I switched mine up and had a hotkey for everything except pistol (I rarely used it anyway) and I can't emphasize it enough, if someone doesn't see you don't just start shooting randomly, take your time for a headshot or sneak up with the knife and you will be fine

  • @LocoOffal thanks for the reply. yeah I use hotkeys as well (sometimes) but I'm talking about the time when you turn around a corner and just run into the enemy in that moment I panic. I'm learning obviously the chance of me dying is 50 - 50 sometimes he panics I keep calm and shoot him and sometimes its the opposite..

  • @kznck

    LOL here enemy have a medic pack, (I do that kinda thing too) XD

    Hey can the enemy pick up medic packs I throw?

  • @planes3333 yeah I'm curious bout that 2

  • i cant rank, i played in ranked servers for 5 or 6 games but it says that i havent played a game yet, the game is a scam..

  • Wow, you are my new hero man

  • thats single player those kills are too easy

  • No it isn't single players dont use unlocks and don't occasionally take certain paths as shown in this vid

  • Nice video!

    Not to take away from your nice skills, but holy crap, no one ever looked behind them. Those were the easiest knife kills ever! lol

    Still awesome, few people could take advantage like that.

  • lool poor

  • :o are you on crack ?

  • Noobs vs Noobs = this video.

  • having no videos on a website designed to upload videos = ur a fail

  • considering yourself a video game broadcaster =

    Super Fail

  • @SolidMike i picked the option which my channel was made for.. 24 subscribers 18 videos.. total of 13k + views and nearly 1000 channel views i may not be the biggest guy on youtube but compared to your 0 videos im a whole lot better.. if there was a epic fail button ur channel would be first to get the beta..

  • joyof2007 = Wishes People Cared

  • @SolidMike SolidMike = wishes he could spell

  • nice vido

  • 1337 knife skills LMAO

  • real assasin :D 5/5

  • u own period. i like your music tastes too

  • Song in the background! SYSTEM OF A DOWN! woo

  • i love noob servers

  • lol ur funny anyways thanks for the tips

  • I dont see very many tips. mostly "hide and knife shit look how good I am"

  • i have another tip which you didnt mention although you have it right here in the video.play with noobs.

  • Man are they blind or are they just noobs? You just keep on running around them and they don't even notice!! Not cool

  • Actually neither, I use a variety of techniques to keep myself hidden, if you watch my "A life in the life of !Loco Offal" video and skip to 3:09 you can see someone use them against me, they stayed close to the squad leader so their red dot was hidden on the minimap, they killed someone behind me so I ignored it when I heard someone coming up the ladder, and watch my "One Game" video to see what noobs look like

  • songname from 4:17 - 7:14 please.

    Your music at your vids are great btw. :D

  • system of a down

  • Its System of a down Atwa

  • thanks mate!

  • u are very good!!!!

  • lol, i might try these tactics 2 get my basic knife badge... 7 kills iar, that's mad hard, unless u play like this lol.

  • that's crazy man im gonna try to vs u man { whats ur bf2 name mine is (sas)Christian

  • play on 281 server then you will see how the pro plays

  • Many servers have bunny hoppers and dolphin divers(in fact, all of them), I never do that and always try to play tactical, but that's just impossible, of some noobs, and it's really stupid to se the enemys name after like 2 seconds, for instance I hide behind a bush, some enemy just randomly looks accidently there for those 2 seconds and sees my name and kills me. If it werent for that, it would be much better. Oh yeah, nice vid.,I will never be good as you man! xd

  • You're playing on the noobiest server ever. You could never get away with those knife kills on normal servers.

  • they all look dumb ass ,anyway i never got knife killed myself but did alot of knife killing and got silve knife badge :]

  • Seeing this vid it makes me sad to see bf2 isn't played like this anymore because the game is being taken over by over-excessive Nade and clay spamming especially if you play in a SF server like 24/7 warlord army of death. There aren't any good SF I/o servers anymore either. In this video I was shocked to see people at least attempt use their guns as in most pubs, as soon as people spawn they're already jumping backwards while throwing nades at their feet

  • Nice video, will try some of these tactics out. I didn't realise how stealthy it can be to use the knife, I only ever use it when I run out of ammo!

  • inteligence knife use!

  • ITS VS BOTS

  • @d3ath2people Yeah they look that nooby. I dont play vs bots so i cant decide.

  • what's the server name?

  • my tactics in BF2 are:1) camping a friendly base

    (no need to be agressive if they are gonna come to u)

    2) take a plane and pwn everyone (exept SOME pilots)

  • Nice video and i have to say u that u really love knife asses :)

    0:54 - 0:56 - 1:06 - 2:29 - 2:48 - 3:02 - 4:27 XD

  • what is the name of this song =s i like him

  • Mr. Jack by System of a Down

  • Oh, and the second one is Atwa by the same artist.

  • i can shoot a bit better than you but i cant knife that good ;)

  • xDDDD your texts are the best xDDD lol.

    you knived a sniper..... hi xDDD

    good vid

  • the Knife is your best friend

  • I like the text comentary lol. it was funny. You would rape me up the but and put my balls in my ass so then the next time id take a shit, id shit all over my balls... wtf did i just say... ?

  • Well..not exactly a "Tips and Tactics" vid, still wonderful knifing there.

  • haha you are fast to get your knife out. Nice vid.

    Better quality next time tho pls :)

  • Cool vid man,I played it 2h and i was so good with sniper,Just blend in and stay quiet. :)

  • good video if its a no commander server like BIB . other than that a skilled team with a good commander will not let u slip in like that. good tunes too

  • i have vista and ican play it

  • Bf2 works on vista ... i have it and i play no problem

  • you can play on vista

  • i dont doubt that ur not a good player but u must admit that your knife kill streaks were mostly against noobs ^^

  • of course

  • then wat server do u play on? r u jealous? cuz u can meet a skill like that?

  • agreed with digit

  • LMFAO stay close to the dude with the BOOM STICK ahahahaha - great vid, great humor 5/5

  • go alone and stay quiet is the best tactic, i also used spray and pray and is not so usefull.

  • you re own!!

    And the music too!=)

  • lol 0:58

  • bots dont have wep unlocks -.-

  • nice tips. bad quality.

  • quite some nubs one could think, but you dont expect enemy in the squad you are moving in. thats why you can slaughter them without even being noticed.

    nice knifing, but did you know that you gain range if you walk/run and prone right before knifing someone? its probably as long as the shockpaddle range i´d say.

  • GOOD GOSH DUDE THose PEOPLE UR FACING ARE SO PATHETIC!

  • you re godd

  • And your a stupid peace of shit!

  • I love =HOG= servers. I've had some great battles on them. Good vid. Funny too.

  • loll its newb or bot when some1 die next to them they dont even move enven if they r medics.... WTF

  • oh lol they are like bots...

    (they are really bad.....) =D!

  • 1:44-1:55 XD

  • Im an average knifer.... a really got headhoster, i got a good aim... but you pwn at knife srrsly, and you are a real sniper... not a stupid homo rusher :)

  • although I do pwn srrsly with the knife, FoxeSAB taught me everything I know about sniping and he could kick my ass everytime, watching that dude get 2 headshots in 2 seconds on people really far away while they were jumping, he is the man, and he still plays on =HOG= servers (if you ever want to get owned) , I was always jealous of how he got called a hacker way more often than I did

  • i cant think that fast, all i do is SOME BODYS THERE SHOOT 2 people RUN AWAY

  • lol yeah that is why most of my best clips I am alone :)

  • must be old, like when 70% of b2 players were noobs

  • ololo public pro xD

  • man, i can't even think that fast...

    excellent stuff....

  • lol u r awsome knifer, but I noticed,that most of the oposite ppl are blind or something. Because I was like WTF how he could see u here and here... u know, I just wonder how can so blind and stupid ppl play BF :D

  • The emotion of the music used in the video perfectly matches the setting of the time of war and the pace of the game. I find your comments helpful, humorous and I am intrigued. As I finished watching the video i feel i am looking at a BF2 legend.

    This is probably the most badass BF2 video i will ever see...

  • Why do ppl just shoot every thing they see(not u) i always snipe from almost 100meters...

  • You are the best knifer I've ever seen.

  • i like bf2 but i LOVE SOAD

    they are greatest

  • awesome vid man but some of the enemies are just braindead :D

  • dude your sick! ive been an avid bf player since bf1942. PLAYED EVERY EXPANSION!

  • im a fucking surgeon with the shotgun lol

  • is there no or sumthn? no spotter? by golly some of these players arent on to it are they? lol

  • omg low enemys

  • why don't any of them notice you on the UAV lol?

  • NOT HEADSHOT, headshot, headshot, death

  • You should look for pbsetup on the site to update punkbuster.Download and follow instructions.

  • EXCELLENT KNIFING AND GAMING ABILITIES. However I can't help but think the opposing team did not have an active commander spotting.

  • You´re a really good Knifer Dude. But i must say, there are really much hackers with aimbots and other stuff on the servers, and i do have the Punkbuster updated, the always find another way to cheat. I hate em too.

  • As a new player to BF2 i find this inspiring. What is best for them there tactics? Medic or Sniper?

  • both