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  • 1:45 xD

  • why does it called " DIVE" ?

    I don't see no water whatsoever.

  • haha the second 1 was fuckin helarious

  • I love soccer but it's faggots like these that ruin this game and change everyone's opinion of the people who play it.

    If you want to watch real mean who act like they aren't hurt instead of pretending they are, I suggest everyone search 'AFL' and prepare to be amazed.

  • fake & gay

    

  • This just tarnishes the beautiful game...

  • 0:17 wow coulda had a goal

  • just Italians;)

  • everyting for glory

  • the song makes it funny

  • that was faker then my ex's orgasm

  • 1:45

    "Alright we have a down player here... should i dive or still playing.... think fast think fast!... oh wait i should dive,, lets make it with stile!"

  • @thefinalsignofevil15 - He was impersionating the dive of the player he was challenging.

  • best video ever made!

  • lmao gilardino

    

  • song?

  • My mother is italian but my father is egyptian.

    Should i go for the diving way of football or should i play like a real person??

    Please help i want to be a pro!!

  • @arsenalfc250 Though I prefere a football players playing like a real person, the "pro's", especially the most famous ones (Christiano Ronaldo as a very, very, very, very, very, very clear example), always dive. So if you really want to be a pro, start diving.

  • @Olmar95 what about messi bro, hes the best and he dont dive

  • @1919rollyB And with that he is an example of how real football players should be. But he is an exeption. Especially for someone playing by FC Barcelona.

  • Love the way the lasy guy takes the piss.

  • gilardino is retarded

  • 1:45 hahahahah

  • 0:26, most kidding me?

  • 0:25 , that's a celebration so doesn't really count does it?

  • 0:52 , is he epileptic?

  • my fav is :56

    *hit in the leg*

    "OH GOD MY FACE!!"

    XD

  • It's funny that the most of the divers were Italians!

  • what a cool song,,,haha

  • Stupid-ass sport. Christ, I hate Euro queens.

  • 2nd one ah shit i just hit....Initiate spaz fall

  • Haha, soccer players are bitches.

  • i think the guy at 1:48 was immitating the other guy lol still funny

  • HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 1:48 HAHAHAHAAH i seriously rofl'ed O M G

  • 1:48 .................

  • 1:27 ...........man i dont like the dude,not the player,the dude

  • WHERES RONALDOS DIVES???????????????????

  • Lol at 0:25 the blockhead takes 2 sec to realise that he got slapped!!

  • @dayslayer1071 THEY ARE ON TYHE SAME TEAM!!! THEY JUST SCORED A GOAL AND WERE CELEBRATING.NOTICE THE SHIRTS?THEY ARE THE SAME

  • damn stop comparing american football and football man. if you don't like football just fuck off...

  • he shouldve scored that first 1

  • lllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll­ll in 0:24 .........lllloooooooooolllllll­lllllllll

  • So, according to all your comments... Every single american killed Osama Bin Laden? It only was one dude with a weapon who actually shot him. And another dude shot his bitch. You go americans. Make the world proud that you all have killed Osama Bin Laden. Asswipe's

  • 1:26

    Guy: Dickwad...

    Player: What'd you say?

    Guy (lures him into the trap): OWWWW... FUCKERRR!

    Player: Fuck this I'm goin down too

    HAHA

  • HAHA lol!!

    

  • italian football lol

  • Where can I get this song?

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  • Hahahah the last one was the best !!!!

  • Classic Wierd Al Yankovic Song

  • hold 8 - looks like the manager's humping

  • do you think this is funny? i think it's hurt lol XD

  • hahahaha good thing this "sport" will never be popular in America

  • 0:26 wasnt a dive it was a celebration havent u noticed that they have the same jerseys.....retards these days

  • the brazillian is funny

    

  • 1:42 halo 2 :D

  • Invisible Man hits again.......and again........

  • the guy at 1:10 made me laugh

  • @kwfine i dunno if you catched it or not, but did he score?

  • the two guys at 0:26 seem to be coming from the same football team, why did they fight?

  • @kwfine they didnt they were making fun of a dude from the other team in that game or anotehr game who reacted 10 seconds later to a tiny slap pretty much like the dudes making fun of him

  • @kwfine I'm pretty sure they were making fun of someone on the other team faking injuries.

  • I have GOT to try some these during a game. lol. My fav part is 0:24 - 0:30. that made me rofl!

  • stop faking and take it like a man

  • these guys are pussys hahaha

  • Thats just gay =/ fucking hate people that do that

  • i think the 'details' area of the video needs to add 'and to the italians, and the russians, and the english, and the spanish, and well.... everyone'

    I have lost every ounce of respect I had for soccer/'football'.... it's a corrupted sport that isn't worth watching anymore.

  • everybody laugh at them, maybe these idiots will stop acting so stupid!

  • love how on the comments people are just whinging about pointless shit with people that they dont know, nor will ever meet. you all need to grow the fuck up.

  • lol the song, whats the song title?

  • 1:10 is soo funny

    

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  • this is why i think soccer sucks and is for pussys

  • @thematt121295 the only pussys are americans... loosing to the japs and getting owned by bush, oh sorry... terroists

  • @bcftw loosing to the japs?

  • @bcftw

    1) How exactly did we lose to the "Japs?"

    2) If you think it's funny to make fun of 9/11 you are truly a disgusting and worthless piece of shit.

  • @bcftw oh so americans are pussies, huh? and who were the ones who killed osama??

  • @erb4hcky what a stupid reply, how does that not make u a bunch of pussies? lol... u idiot

  • This is why this sport will never become popular in the US. Americans HATE pussies

  • @TheFlyingCougar

    I am danish you ignorant piece of crap. But I'm sure having a second language learned in school seems just completely out there to a self-righteous American like yourself doesn't it?

    And your response to American Football being slower, was bringing up a different sport of which I have never even seen a match. That's just a defeat right there isn't it?

  • @peterbirkemose

    Yes, we Americans are so stupid that we assume an anonymous English-speaking internet user who uses an exclusively British colloquialism (yanks) to be BRITISH. lol @ my stupidity huh?

    Allow me to revise. My response to American Football being slower is that you are a moron.

    I don't need to learn a second language. I already know English which is the language of the world. If it wasn't then you wouldn't have learned it as your second language. QQ.

  • @TheFlyingCougar It's obvious neither of us are going to convince the other like this online, so let's stop annoying other people in here with our long, elaborate descriptions of eachother's stupidity... I'll buy you a beer the next time you stop by Denmark and we'll talk it out then.

  • At 0:43, did he punch him?

  • Love how low people will go to get a free kick! Impersonation at 1:44 is brilliant though!

  • Same Clips...different song

  • what is the name of that soundtrack

  • Gilardino in Milan was the shittiest player i've ever seen

  • get some new dives....these are super old

  • WHAT IS SOCCER?

  • lool the guy at 0:26 is fuckin ridiculous

  • HAHA! lehman.............

  • 0:26 he lagged!

  • lol, poster says special thanks to the french. yet most of these clips are from the italian league, and the premier league.

  • 1:27 to 1:30 .... like coach like player... even if they're on different teams....

  • i think :26 was a celebration, either way the rest are dives 

  • Next Hollywood actors

  • at 1:50 he literally dived fucking lol

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95 textbook dive

  • 0.58 wtf is that ref doing there if he cant see that? lol

  • 0:26 what in God's name????

  • @Skac01 That was actually a player making fun of a dive, you'd have to see it

  • i though 1:17 was the most realistic dive in this entire video

  • AT 1:27 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL­LLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!

  • My fave line was

    Every body you know still calls you farty pants

    put you always have a job well as long as you can still work that slurpie machine.

    Haha l love slurpies

  • I don't think the 1st one is a dive as such. it happens when u are running at high speed. Even a slight contact or losing ur footing will make u fall. had he claimed a foul then it would have been a different story.

  • @shaheel256 I do agree but he ran a few steps then he fell. If there was enough contact he would have fallen quicker. He relized that he could got get the goal so he fell to try to get at least a PK.

  • the first dive was so funny, Italians...

  • If the player squrms around on the ground he is faking but if he just lays there he is most likely hurt. I mean if you are hurt how would you squrm around like that?

  • The last dive was the best

    Great song

  • No.2 was a goal celebration

  • hahaha love the song it's so hilarious XD

  • all are very good shows as if they were following the plots

  • beeing on television doesnt mean u must be an actor :d

  • ronaldo disliked this 50 times.

  • rivaldo, simply bitch

  • CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLL

    

  • ididnt know that cristiano ronaldo could metamorphose

  • last one is epic xD

  • the second one was actually a goal celebration lol

  • the song is fucking good

  • @warvic97  James Blunt you are beautiful

  • fags

  • @jamjar314 we are the best damn country in the world just face it bitch

  • AAAAAAAAWEEESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

    笑い転げましたw

  • Nice song! Fits. :p

    

  • Ridiculous. This is why America will never embrace this sports. Come on, anemic offense, slow boring rallys and every player is a pussy.

  • WTF Gilardinoo

    00:06 LOL

  • 0:55 its fake. hit the knee, cover his face, made it looked like the ball hit his face

  • haha xD Lehmanns is the greatest

    holds his leg like he cant walk anymore... ref gives him the card, he stands up :D

  • A football pitch should be like the shallow end of a swimming pool, no diving allowed!

  • @ManchesterUnited313 YOU AINT GOT NO ROOM TO SPEAK *cough* nani, rooney list is endless *cough*

  • @saramhussain *cough* cough* stupid spick wetback chicharito *cough* cough*

  • lol -your half undressed..eating chips of your chest.....while your playing Halo II!

  • @kives1985 and you little british pussies got your little literal asses kicked in the Revolutionary War. So kiss my country ass

  • @omrebs22 ahahahahaaaa, really should learn more history before you speak. If The US gets kicked out Afghanistan that will be the 5th country in 60 years with no hint of a navy or an airforce to hand your ass to you in a high hat lol

    America has never won a war. even when you beat the Brits you would have never of succeeded if it wasn't for the French.

  • 1:12 he even misses?

  • Why special thanks to the french, zero link to the video...

  • funniest FootbaII dives EVER

    not soccer stupid uploader!!

  • @flondzz Its soccer and its gay

  • @plummer89 really lol  from what i heard and check the australians change the name to

    FOOTBALL FEDERATION AUSTRALIA

    now you guys have no more excuses also now retarded guys like you just sound ignorant

    and if you don't like Football

    why are you watching a video about FootbaII

    anyway you are a retard so you wont understand this LOL

  • @plummer89 damn bro you have SHIT in your BRAIN cause you are BEYOND RETARDED LOL

    so you think France is a 3 world country LOL YOU=RETARD

    also the international name for this sport is FOOTBALL i guess you never heard of FIFA again YOU=RETARD

    btw you keep watching a video about Football

    when you dont like this sport YOU=A PERSON WHO HAS SHIT IN HIS BRAIN

    and FOOTBALL FEDERATION AUSTRALIA is the OFFICIAL name

    so deal with it

  • ha

  • An actualized dive video would feature the Stars of Barcelona.

  • @Cybraxas They're arguably the best club too, so maybe they're on to something.

  • 1:27 actually would've been a good idea if the lineo wasn't 3 feet away, lmao

  • 1:50 He imitated the other guy because he got mad.

  • 1:41 boom headshot

  • @liverpoolfan2525 probably because we were way outnumbered but your country is still a bunch of rich ass pussies

  • @liverpoolfan2525 yank? I live in the South mot