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  • Knock knock knock "Penny?" Knock knock knock "Penny?" Knock knock knock "Penny?"

  • your a genius

  • Creationists are like the senile relative who can't process anymore new information. Explaining why they misunderstand evolution is useless, they just shit in their diaper.

  • attempt to explain to people my video

  • Desertphile, I love you. This made my day a whole lot better. ;-)

  • The beard should have been your first clue the guy was an idiot

  • Typing, listening to music and very distractedly asking things that barely qualify as questions... who makes videos like this? Certainly not people who actually want their questions answered.

  • @jussts It's always rhetorical questions that cultists asks, not a one of them want to hear anything truthful.

  • Maybe the problem is the English language and the way we use existing words with several shades of meaning to describe very specific new concepts. We use the words "evolve" and "evolution" to talk about life, about star formation, about so many other processes. People of limited understanding or those with an interest in deceiving them can scramble the concepts together as if they are all one because the same word is used.

  • @curlew0609 True. Stars evolve, galaxies evolve, the whole Universe evlves, yet the guy seems to think that cosmology has something to do with biological evolution, probably because his head has been filled with cult shit Christian lunacy since birth. It's a horror what religion does to some people.

  • @NotSoOldHippy "horror what religion does to some people"

    Yes, it is. I have some nuts in my own family that are great examples of that. I'm not sure, tho, if religion is what makes them like that or if religion is the excuse they use to be like that.

  • He doesn't really appear to "interested in the evolution thing". People who are interested in a topic usually know something about it. It's pretty easy to learn about it these days if you have an internet connection. It's not like you have to take a class or go to library to learn something about it. Just type the word into a text box and hit the search button.

  • @dlhitch2007 It's ironic, huh? These days there is no excuse for ignorance about subjects that one professes to be interested in. The Internet and search engines made ignorance a thing of the past, at least among socities that have access.

    Willful ignorance can not be cured.

  • You come off as a ego maniac, rather than making your point politely about his question not being connected or specific you come off as a "cyber bully know it all" who makes replies to make himself feel elite and entertain his online friends. RUDE

  • @dremayer LOL. Um, no. Desertphile comes across as someone kicking some shitting cult moron's ass after said cult shit pile asked fake thetorical questions with zero interest in actually learning or researching anything about the subject.

    What kind of shitting cult savage thinks that scientists are trying to recreate the Big Bang? How fucking Christian or Islamic or shit brained does one have to believe such fucking insane lunacy?

    A kick in the ass is a boost if it's in the right direction

  • I'm waiting for the video where he speculates on quantum physics while taking a shit.

  • @TheAnniepies No Quantum Physics is when he wanks.

  • Q11 - What is the point of having a formal education? is answered here, me thinks 

  • @sausage4mash Fuck, man, NORMAL people don't even need a formal education to be able to understand the basics of simple biology. These shit filled insane cult savages reject knowledge because these fucking savages think it kills their gods -- which it does.

  • @NotSoOldHippy yep true, but it was funny that's the title of one of his vids "11 - What is the point of having a formal education?" was thinking if anyone needs one he does and extra hrs after schools

  • @sausage4mash Maybe he spent all his time in detection reading his Bible. :) Yikes! I can't imagine the mindset. I mean it ios so utterly foreign. Humans are supposed to THINK, it's in our genetics. Religion stops that utterly.

  • I think evolution-thing-guy can relate to "no cutter" :|

  • @157626 Or maybe that "evolution thing" is the process whereby fucking insane cult savages lose their gods through learning basic science. :) Man these shitting cultists are fucking morons!!!

  • You could have kept the volume down. Do we really want or need to hear him ?

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  • Oh this is a good one. I hope you continue the conversation with this guy... Very entertaining... And I sincerely hope the "guys" who are trying to recreate the big bang don't succeed. As you say, we're not done with the old one yet. A new one would just ruin my day for sure.

  • @mobiltec Ha! For a moment there I thought that the fucking cult savage had twigged to me and what I'm doing in my lab in Los Angeles. I'm going to kill ALL the assholes in the Universe in one fell swoop with a Big Bang... And one or two others that I noticed along the way.

  • I personally think we should have backslid into the Sea.. we had our chance and it all went wrong after that.

  • Fuckin' evolutions, how do they work?

  • @8DX Nobody knows, the only thing we *do* know is it requires magnets and cardboard.

  • @NotSoOldHippy And crocoduck tape.

  • After you're done explaining "the evolution thing" maybe you could explain "the gravity thing" again.

  • "So, I'm interested in this whole evolution thing."

    "Anyone give me a heads up on what it's all about?"

    READ A FUCKING BOOK.

    NO, NOT THAT ONE!

  • @revjimbob Or blow a fucking male hooker and chat about "those evolution things" afterward. Sheesh!

  • Clearly he isnt getting any Big Bangs either

  • @AnonaThetan Not even if he offers to wash the dishes afterwards?

  • @NotSoOldHippy If the dishes need washing after then he isnt doin it right

  • @AnonaThetan Ha! Something tells me he couldn't *pay* for a Big Bang regardless of how much money he stole.

  • His message is as clear as concrete.

  • Maybe those guys weren't talking about physics. They might have had a wild weekend planned instead.

  • They are trying to use the super collider to give us insights into the last big bang, not make a new one

  • yeah, having a new big bang HERE in this point, NOW-ish would really ruin my day.

  • @Paxmax All those in favor of another Big Bang, raise your hands. All opposed?

  • @NotSoOldHippy Hehe!

  • Biology is on the other side of chemistry from astro physics for fuck sake.

  • The Big Bang has nothing to do with evolution. Why do we have to keep explaining this?

  • I guess he's washing his brain in that sink.

  • This was an especially godo one, DP. Thank you.

  • I'm thinking your moment "We're still using the current BIG BANG!" could be another GRAVITY! moment, no? haha

    urrghh the dude in the video (not you desertphile) has this "I can't believe I'm so clever!" look on this face at 1:38

  • Desertphile, your sarcasm turns me on haha

  • I suspect that he means the work at CERN where they are trying to re-create the intital conditions after the big bang and has just gotten it around his neck a bit..... or he's just being deliberatly dumb.

  • @anothergazman Something tells me that the cult moron does not need to *practice* being dumb, he's got *plenty* of practice already.

  • LMAO!!! "We're still using the current Big Bang"...

    Well done, Sir! I do think, however, that we might consider notifying Captain Kirk. Surely he can find some way to deflect that bang. Or at least offer some of us a ride...

  • @anmoose It's amusing, Captain Kirt already did in a paperback book called, "Beyond the Wounded Sky." The crew of the Enterprise really do enter in to a Big Bang that is unfolding inside of the current expansion, and yes, they do stop it. It was one of the DUMBEST FUCKING Star Trek books EVAH.

  • The Big Bang needs a do over. I'm just not all that into the one we got.

  • @ozmoroid Let's start over again, this time without fucking cultists infecting the expansion.

  • Hey Desertphile, if you would like to give a creationist/conspiracy nutter the full brunt of your wit and wisdom, why don't you check out watch?v=K5NFy5m3d8A

  • 'nuff said

  • HaveYouGotTheAnswer want's to know what happened to those cars that could run on rubbish or water, and by the way whatever happened to human cloning and microchipping humans?

    His string of questions seems to be leading somewhere and I'm curious as to the punchline.

  • "Recreate the Big Bang?" Who does this guy work with? Superboy-Prime?

  • Dammit I thought no one would hear about my diabolic schemes to recreate the big bang in my bedroom. Muhaha. XD I will get you next time ...

  • @drax325 I would like to assist you in your efforts to create a fresh Big Bang to replace this run-down shit pile we call The Universe. I'll work for free. Please add me to your mailing list.

  • Protecting the planet huh? Should we call the Justice League on HaveYouGotTheAnswer and his buddies?

  • Amazing how they can't see the difference between the two. If he was really interested he could find the answers but nooooooo....

  • I'm sorry Desertphile, but I think HaveYouGotTheAnswer won this. While your rebuttal was good and all, by washing dishes, HaveYouGotTheAnswer didn't waste his time when he was making the video. He just wasted everyone else's time. Now all we need is Eric Hovind to help manufacture cars while making creationist videos. Think of the enormous gains in US productivity if every ideologue, ignoramus and con artist did this! =O

  • @jetmanisme Ha! This stupid cultist saved time by washing dishes, going to the bathroom, and spewing his occult lunacy on YouTube all at the same time. It's a new era in Creationist fucktard lunacy.

  • I went to the guy's video, and he seems genuinely interested in finding stuff out. I left a comment.

  • Damn Evolution thing! My ancestor was once a one celled being, he separated, and the BITCH TOOK HALF!

  • I guess he meant large hadron collider as I've read quite a few mis informed jernalists refer to particle excelleration in thoes terms. :/

  • Could be worse.  He could be in the bath.

  • @keithrockerboblewis These filthy cult savages don't take baths. They just pray for rain and the rest of us have to suffer from the stench these morAnds emit.

  • Hopefully I assume he's refering to recreating the CONDITIONS of the big bang....

  • I don't want to work at his place.... sounds dangerous,

    Does OHSA know about this?

  • I suppose it's better than the ones while they're driving.

  • Taking a vid whilst washing dishes..that's a new one.

    

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