Creationists are like the senile relative who can't process anymore new information. Explaining why they misunderstand evolution is useless, they just shit in their diaper.
Typing, listening to music and very distractedly asking things that barely qualify as questions... who makes videos like this? Certainly not people who actually want their questions answered.
Maybe the problem is the English language and the way we use existing words with several shades of meaning to describe very specific new concepts. We use the words "evolve" and "evolution" to talk about life, about star formation, about so many other processes. People of limited understanding or those with an interest in deceiving them can scramble the concepts together as if they are all one because the same word is used.
@curlew0609 True. Stars evolve, galaxies evolve, the whole Universe evlves, yet the guy seems to think that cosmology has something to do with biological evolution, probably because his head has been filled with cult shit Christian lunacy since birth. It's a horror what religion does to some people.
@NotSoOldHippy "horror what religion does to some people"
Yes, it is. I have some nuts in my own family that are great examples of that. I'm not sure, tho, if religion is what makes them like that or if religion is the excuse they use to be like that.
He doesn't really appear to "interested in the evolution thing". People who are interested in a topic usually know something about it. It's pretty easy to learn about it these days if you have an internet connection. It's not like you have to take a class or go to library to learn something about it. Just type the word into a text box and hit the search button.
@dlhitch2007 It's ironic, huh? These days there is no excuse for ignorance about subjects that one professes to be interested in. The Internet and search engines made ignorance a thing of the past, at least among socities that have access.
You come off as a ego maniac, rather than making your point politely about his question not being connected or specific you come off as a "cyber bully know it all" who makes replies to make himself feel elite and entertain his online friends. RUDE
@dremayer LOL. Um, no. Desertphile comes across as someone kicking some shitting cult moron's ass after said cult shit pile asked fake thetorical questions with zero interest in actually learning or researching anything about the subject.
What kind of shitting cult savage thinks that scientists are trying to recreate the Big Bang? How fucking Christian or Islamic or shit brained does one have to believe such fucking insane lunacy?
A kick in the ass is a boost if it's in the right direction
@sausage4mash Fuck, man, NORMAL people don't even need a formal education to be able to understand the basics of simple biology. These shit filled insane cult savages reject knowledge because these fucking savages think it kills their gods -- which it does.
@NotSoOldHippy yep true, but it was funny that's the title of one of his vids "11 - What is the point of having a formal education?" was thinking if anyone needs one he does and extra hrs after schools
@sausage4mash Maybe he spent all his time in detection reading his Bible. :) Yikes! I can't imagine the mindset. I mean it ios so utterly foreign. Humans are supposed to THINK, it's in our genetics. Religion stops that utterly.
@157626 Or maybe that "evolution thing" is the process whereby fucking insane cult savages lose their gods through learning basic science. :) Man these shitting cultists are fucking morons!!!
Oh this is a good one. I hope you continue the conversation with this guy... Very entertaining... And I sincerely hope the "guys" who are trying to recreate the big bang don't succeed. As you say, we're not done with the old one yet. A new one would just ruin my day for sure.
@mobiltec Ha! For a moment there I thought that the fucking cult savage had twigged to me and what I'm doing in my lab in Los Angeles. I'm going to kill ALL the assholes in the Universe in one fell swoop with a Big Bang... And one or two others that I noticed along the way.
I suspect that he means the work at CERN where they are trying to re-create the intital conditions after the big bang and has just gotten it around his neck a bit..... or he's just being deliberatly dumb.
LMAO!!! "We're still using the current Big Bang"...
Well done, Sir! I do think, however, that we might consider notifying Captain Kirk. Surely he can find some way to deflect that bang. Or at least offer some of us a ride...
@anmoose It's amusing, Captain Kirt already did in a paperback book called, "Beyond the Wounded Sky." The crew of the Enterprise really do enter in to a Big Bang that is unfolding inside of the current expansion, and yes, they do stop it. It was one of the DUMBEST FUCKING Star Trek books EVAH.
Hey Desertphile, if you would like to give a creationist/conspiracy nutter the full brunt of your wit and wisdom, why don't you check out watch?v=K5NFy5m3d8A
HaveYouGotTheAnswer want's to know what happened to those cars that could run on rubbish or water, and by the way whatever happened to human cloning and microchipping humans?
His string of questions seems to be leading somewhere and I'm curious as to the punchline.
@drax325 I would like to assist you in your efforts to create a fresh Big Bang to replace this run-down shit pile we call The Universe. I'll work for free. Please add me to your mailing list.
I'm sorry Desertphile, but I think HaveYouGotTheAnswer won this. While your rebuttal was good and all, by washing dishes, HaveYouGotTheAnswer didn't waste his time when he was making the video. He just wasted everyone else's time. Now all we need is Eric Hovind to help manufacture cars while making creationist videos. Think of the enormous gains in US productivity if every ideologue, ignoramus and con artist did this! =O
@jetmanisme Ha! This stupid cultist saved time by washing dishes, going to the bathroom, and spewing his occult lunacy on YouTube all at the same time. It's a new era in Creationist fucktard lunacy.
@keithrockerboblewis These filthy cult savages don't take baths. They just pray for rain and the rest of us have to suffer from the stench these morAnds emit.
Knock knock knock "Penny?" Knock knock knock "Penny?" Knock knock knock "Penny?"
IDreamofWW 3 weeks ago
your a genius
TheBobbsey 1 month ago
Creationists are like the senile relative who can't process anymore new information. Explaining why they misunderstand evolution is useless, they just shit in their diaper.
metalsusa1 1 month ago
attempt to explain to people my video
milenica0208 1 month ago
Desertphile, I love you. This made my day a whole lot better. ;-)
D0nutHutSlut 1 month ago
The beard should have been your first clue the guy was an idiot
Crosisborg 1 month ago
Typing, listening to music and very distractedly asking things that barely qualify as questions... who makes videos like this? Certainly not people who actually want their questions answered.
jussts 1 month ago 4
@jussts It's always rhetorical questions that cultists asks, not a one of them want to hear anything truthful.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
Maybe the problem is the English language and the way we use existing words with several shades of meaning to describe very specific new concepts. We use the words "evolve" and "evolution" to talk about life, about star formation, about so many other processes. People of limited understanding or those with an interest in deceiving them can scramble the concepts together as if they are all one because the same word is used.
curlew0609 1 month ago
@curlew0609 True. Stars evolve, galaxies evolve, the whole Universe evlves, yet the guy seems to think that cosmology has something to do with biological evolution, probably because his head has been filled with cult shit Christian lunacy since birth. It's a horror what religion does to some people.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
@NotSoOldHippy "horror what religion does to some people"
Yes, it is. I have some nuts in my own family that are great examples of that. I'm not sure, tho, if religion is what makes them like that or if religion is the excuse they use to be like that.
curlew0609 1 month ago
He doesn't really appear to "interested in the evolution thing". People who are interested in a topic usually know something about it. It's pretty easy to learn about it these days if you have an internet connection. It's not like you have to take a class or go to library to learn something about it. Just type the word into a text box and hit the search button.
dlhitch2007 1 month ago
@dlhitch2007 It's ironic, huh? These days there is no excuse for ignorance about subjects that one professes to be interested in. The Internet and search engines made ignorance a thing of the past, at least among socities that have access.
Willful ignorance can not be cured.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
You come off as a ego maniac, rather than making your point politely about his question not being connected or specific you come off as a "cyber bully know it all" who makes replies to make himself feel elite and entertain his online friends. RUDE
dremayer 1 month ago
@dremayer LOL. Um, no. Desertphile comes across as someone kicking some shitting cult moron's ass after said cult shit pile asked fake thetorical questions with zero interest in actually learning or researching anything about the subject.
What kind of shitting cult savage thinks that scientists are trying to recreate the Big Bang? How fucking Christian or Islamic or shit brained does one have to believe such fucking insane lunacy?
A kick in the ass is a boost if it's in the right direction
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
I'm waiting for the video where he speculates on quantum physics while taking a shit.
TheAnniepies 1 month ago
@TheAnniepies No Quantum Physics is when he wanks.
Dasmaster1 1 month ago
Q11 - What is the point of having a formal education? is answered here, me thinks
sausage4mash 1 month ago
@sausage4mash Fuck, man, NORMAL people don't even need a formal education to be able to understand the basics of simple biology. These shit filled insane cult savages reject knowledge because these fucking savages think it kills their gods -- which it does.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
@NotSoOldHippy yep true, but it was funny that's the title of one of his vids "11 - What is the point of having a formal education?" was thinking if anyone needs one he does and extra hrs after schools
sausage4mash 1 month ago 3
@sausage4mash Maybe he spent all his time in detection reading his Bible. :) Yikes! I can't imagine the mindset. I mean it ios so utterly foreign. Humans are supposed to THINK, it's in our genetics. Religion stops that utterly.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
I think evolution-thing-guy can relate to "no cutter" :|
157626 1 month ago
@157626 Or maybe that "evolution thing" is the process whereby fucking insane cult savages lose their gods through learning basic science. :) Man these shitting cultists are fucking morons!!!
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
You could have kept the volume down. Do we really want or need to hear him ?
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HaveYouGotTheAnswer 1 month ago
Oh this is a good one. I hope you continue the conversation with this guy... Very entertaining... And I sincerely hope the "guys" who are trying to recreate the big bang don't succeed. As you say, we're not done with the old one yet. A new one would just ruin my day for sure.
mobiltec 1 month ago
@mobiltec Ha! For a moment there I thought that the fucking cult savage had twigged to me and what I'm doing in my lab in Los Angeles. I'm going to kill ALL the assholes in the Universe in one fell swoop with a Big Bang... And one or two others that I noticed along the way.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
I personally think we should have backslid into the Sea.. we had our chance and it all went wrong after that.
NoFaithNoPain 1 month ago
Fuckin' evolutions, how do they work?
8DX 1 month ago 2
@8DX Nobody knows, the only thing we *do* know is it requires magnets and cardboard.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
@NotSoOldHippy And crocoduck tape.
8DX 1 month ago
After you're done explaining "the evolution thing" maybe you could explain "the gravity thing" again.
mcrd2001 1 month ago 3
"So, I'm interested in this whole evolution thing."
"Anyone give me a heads up on what it's all about?"
READ A FUCKING BOOK.
NO, NOT THAT ONE!
revjimbob 1 month ago 3
@revjimbob Or blow a fucking male hooker and chat about "those evolution things" afterward. Sheesh!
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
Clearly he isnt getting any Big Bangs either
AnonaThetan 1 month ago 2
@AnonaThetan Not even if he offers to wash the dishes afterwards?
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
@NotSoOldHippy If the dishes need washing after then he isnt doin it right
AnonaThetan 1 month ago
@AnonaThetan Ha! Something tells me he couldn't *pay* for a Big Bang regardless of how much money he stole.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
His message is as clear as concrete.
startreking2007 1 month ago
Maybe those guys weren't talking about physics. They might have had a wild weekend planned instead.
DerSchnurrbart 1 month ago 2
They are trying to use the super collider to give us insights into the last big bang, not make a new one
NemoUtopian 1 month ago
yeah, having a new big bang HERE in this point, NOW-ish would really ruin my day.
Paxmax 1 month ago 2
@Paxmax All those in favor of another Big Bang, raise your hands. All opposed?
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
@NotSoOldHippy Hehe!
Paxmax 1 month ago
Biology is on the other side of chemistry from astro physics for fuck sake.
JamesThWilliams 1 month ago
The Big Bang has nothing to do with evolution. Why do we have to keep explaining this?
lazyperfectionist1 1 month ago 6
I guess he's washing his brain in that sink.
rozeboosje 1 month ago 3
This was an especially godo one, DP. Thank you.
SiriusMined 1 month ago
I'm thinking your moment "We're still using the current BIG BANG!" could be another GRAVITY! moment, no? haha
urrghh the dude in the video (not you desertphile) has this "I can't believe I'm so clever!" look on this face at 1:38
jewellx80 1 month ago 2
Desertphile, your sarcasm turns me on haha
jewellx80 1 month ago 3
I suspect that he means the work at CERN where they are trying to re-create the intital conditions after the big bang and has just gotten it around his neck a bit..... or he's just being deliberatly dumb.
anothergazman 1 month ago
@anothergazman Something tells me that the cult moron does not need to *practice* being dumb, he's got *plenty* of practice already.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
LMAO!!! "We're still using the current Big Bang"...
Well done, Sir! I do think, however, that we might consider notifying Captain Kirk. Surely he can find some way to deflect that bang. Or at least offer some of us a ride...
anmoose 1 month ago 2
@anmoose It's amusing, Captain Kirt already did in a paperback book called, "Beyond the Wounded Sky." The crew of the Enterprise really do enter in to a Big Bang that is unfolding inside of the current expansion, and yes, they do stop it. It was one of the DUMBEST FUCKING Star Trek books EVAH.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
The Big Bang needs a do over. I'm just not all that into the one we got.
ozmoroid 1 month ago 4
@ozmoroid Let's start over again, this time without fucking cultists infecting the expansion.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
Hey Desertphile, if you would like to give a creationist/conspiracy nutter the full brunt of your wit and wisdom, why don't you check out watch?v=K5NFy5m3d8A
loveofphysics 1 month ago
'nuff said
wwickeddogg 1 month ago
HaveYouGotTheAnswer want's to know what happened to those cars that could run on rubbish or water, and by the way whatever happened to human cloning and microchipping humans?
His string of questions seems to be leading somewhere and I'm curious as to the punchline.
GeeKayKayGee 1 month ago
"Recreate the Big Bang?" Who does this guy work with? Superboy-Prime?
RadarKat73080 1 month ago
Dammit I thought no one would hear about my diabolic schemes to recreate the big bang in my bedroom. Muhaha. XD I will get you next time ...
drax325 1 month ago 2
@drax325 I would like to assist you in your efforts to create a fresh Big Bang to replace this run-down shit pile we call The Universe. I'll work for free. Please add me to your mailing list.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
Protecting the planet huh? Should we call the Justice League on HaveYouGotTheAnswer and his buddies?
justinf12000 1 month ago
Amazing how they can't see the difference between the two. If he was really interested he could find the answers but nooooooo....
TheCurmudgen 1 month ago 2
I'm sorry Desertphile, but I think HaveYouGotTheAnswer won this. While your rebuttal was good and all, by washing dishes, HaveYouGotTheAnswer didn't waste his time when he was making the video. He just wasted everyone else's time. Now all we need is Eric Hovind to help manufacture cars while making creationist videos. Think of the enormous gains in US productivity if every ideologue, ignoramus and con artist did this! =O
jetmanisme 1 month ago 2
@jetmanisme Ha! This stupid cultist saved time by washing dishes, going to the bathroom, and spewing his occult lunacy on YouTube all at the same time. It's a new era in Creationist fucktard lunacy.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
I went to the guy's video, and he seems genuinely interested in finding stuff out. I left a comment.
Hereticbooks 1 month ago
Damn Evolution thing! My ancestor was once a one celled being, he separated, and the BITCH TOOK HALF!
Deanballoonatic 1 month ago
I guess he meant large hadron collider as I've read quite a few mis informed jernalists refer to particle excelleration in thoes terms. :/
MoMember88 1 month ago
Could be worse. He could be in the bath.
keithrockerboblewis 1 month ago 17
@keithrockerboblewis These filthy cult savages don't take baths. They just pray for rain and the rest of us have to suffer from the stench these morAnds emit.
NotSoOldHippy 1 month ago
Hopefully I assume he's refering to recreating the CONDITIONS of the big bang....
wolfwing1 1 month ago
I don't want to work at his place.... sounds dangerous,
Does OHSA know about this?
achtungcircus 1 month ago
I suppose it's better than the ones while they're driving.
rediband 1 month ago 13
Taking a vid whilst washing dishes..that's a new one.
Atheogen 1 month ago