Max Payne 3 Teaser Trailer

[FirstStrikeAwesome]

brazil is not jungle bullshit. but this game will be.

[martin98m]

sex bomb sex bomb you are my ......... bomb

[P0PTArrtSxD]

Im suprised none of the top comments made fun of how Max said "Lots of random black people to kill"

[TheReaperNerd]

Why do i love this so much? haha

[Snurglefluffs]

As much as I loved Max Payne 1/2.. yeah. He summed up my feelings on 3 pretty accurately.

[goolygosh0goolygosh0]

LOL

[Inastraniz]

I hope , max payne 3 is at least as good as max payne 1/2.

[immakickyourass]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHA!!!

[TheBulletDodgingMan]

I might have laughed if I remembered how

[Karahhful]

People are being too serious about this unofficial trailer. "Brazil is not jungle bullshit" Who cares? He was just JOKING.

[Hello015469]

Hey, look, stereotypes...

[TheMrFaker9]

its brazil , asshole

[W1Wyrm]

this is GTA, not Max Payne. Make me unsee this.

[CaptainDownTown1]

That is (jungle) bullshit 0:27

[Slayer0F2012]

@MilkshakeLT

yeap, and without hair WTH rockstar do to poor max payne the game is no longer more of the remedy??

[ZavulonPorter]

Screw this! And screw you Rockstar! I (and I presume many many other fans of Max Payne 1&2) will HATE you forever now!

[ZodiacLionn]

Oh, God.... Bruce Willis saves the World again?

[1pyroace1]

it looks like die hard

[Mudoglav]

max payne atmosphere should be depressing and not all sunshine and shit

[binger4me]

i had to do it, for the sake of my loved ones, for me

[JudasIskariotLovesMe]

lol xD

[psicoskull]

best fan-made EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!

[ryanhughes007]

jesus christ, another day at the office..

[MrGrakkus]

jungle bullshit xDDDDDDD

[Elintasokas]

HAAHAHHAHAAAA

[Jimmykreedz]

@centraldestrucktion fuck really? ... -_-

[brentalford01]

LOL

[AugustusPI]

It's kinda sad to see so many racists and misinformed people in the MP community.....

[carapiap]

This shit is funny, and im mexican

[CaponeXX]

This shit is funny and im white

[thebest9874]

dis shit iz funny and im black lol

[razvyboss69]

@Hailee532392 yeah you got xbox for free like how i got my food for free....lier! and this game won't work on xbox original!

[africandude1]

@ownedlol123 Calm the hell down, the game isn't even close to coming out yet. Quit complaing about a game you haven't even seen let aline played. What are you 5?

[ranchuboy7]

hahahhahahaha



[PeiinNagato]

It's funny how they went from Max Payne in a dark,depressive noir set into the heat of Brazil

[010karl010]

I watch this over and over it's so good, the guitar at the end is perfect lol

Africa-Brazil potatoes-tomatoes :)

[yeaabuddy305]

funny

[MrGamecrazy101]

...And lots of random black people for me to kill. I had to do it. For the sake of my loved ones. xD

[ownedlol123]

Also, he has the voice of Solid Snake? what the fuark!!?!??!

[ownedlol123]

where's max's leather jacket? they fucking ruined Max Payne... Next what? Max stealing cars crashing them around and then playing some missions after fucking a hoe?

Srsly this thing should be named:

GTA: Max Payne

[kn0pp1]

They totally ruined Max Payne

[smoke9206]

and a lots of random black ppl to kill, hahahaha, that made my day!

[paecmaker]

Best trailer ever. :D

[paecmaker]

Best trailer ever. :D

[sw174]

I gotta say, this is even better than the official trailer.

[MilkshakeLT]

Max without his raincoat, its not a max.

[wyatt190]

@MilkshakeLT This is about 10 years after max payne 1 though

[ShindlerReal]

haha, this is great

[JungleGamerHD]

TRAILER IS OUT NOW!!!

DEBUT TRAILER

WATCH HERE: /watch?v=RgvYkousqHU

[elrockerchido]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha JUNGLE BULLSHIT hahahahahahahaha Super Epic

[3xUnleashed]

racist

[theo1024kron]

GOD, YOU SUCK, STOP MAKING MOVIES LIKE THIS, GET A LIFE

[010karl010]

LOL

[Abdulrahman622]

Africa, Maybe you should check the map...I am sure Brazil isn't in Africa!

[shaneanus]

not a bad fan trailer...except for the terrible!!!! James McCaffrey impersonation!!!

[knucklez92]

well if your wife and child and girfriend were killed and your addicted to painkillers obviously your going to look different duh

[roquetfp]

SP could be dark as like New York. Trust me.

[cincodeagosto]

a bit cliche, since they haven't apparently searched about Sao Paulo. Any stupid ass would go to wikipedia to read about it and end up knowing this huge city is not on the shore and it aint as sunny as any stupid foreigner that only knows Rio thinks it is.

[Jdunnuck2]

lmfao

[rukus100821]

this.... looks cheesy and dosent follow some really good story line. more watered down shit!

[HSmachinima]

max payne wants Rockstar money bags,This will be storyline!!!!

[romencrack]

nice one ^^

[KingMikeM]

Don't touch Max Payne!

[nibyKamil]

@vitinho444 yeah. max payne 2, was realy something. lets hope max 3, have a loooooooooot of retrospections in it.

[doctorofghetto2]

LMAO! This sounds like Chris Reidfield of Resident Evil 5 killing blacks too.......my goodness!

Hope Max Payne 3 will be out in 2012.

[Usul573]

@doctorofghetto2

Should be out in March, I dunno, maybe I should give it a fair shot.

[MrDown2Business]

332 people didnt do it for rockstar games moneybags :)

[Trualdie]

Comming out summer, 2035

[00719Mateus]

New videos from Max Payne 2 Max Payne 3 Here watch?v=IuBYprfeAMM

[ThomasDemko]

"Can't hang around in the dark only, no more. So I'm going to turn day into night by killing more ---" nevermind.

[NateCodyMattandTrev]

@nibyKamil This isn't the real trailer, I don't even think Rockstar games made this,I think this is fan-made.

[nibyKamil]

@NateCodyMattandTrev of course it's fan-made:) but what i'm sayn is that: the whole concept of new max (if you like 1 & 2 ), looks very abnormal. without NY, dark location and also hair, is just not the same game:/

[NateCodyMattandTrev]

@nibyKamil Yeah, I'll definately miss the old, full-head-of-hair max. The new Max Payne just looks like a frickin terrorist.

[holypoop88]

@NateCodyMattandTrev I don't know if he is still bald. I've seen two pics of Max Payne on Rockstars Facebook page, and he has a full head of hair and is still dressed the same as in the older Max Payne games.

[NICKREAPER316]

@nibyKamil Have you seen any of the new screen shots? He does have hair, and he has left New York, but there's still noir.

[nibyKamil]

@NICKREAPER316 what can be noir in sunny sao paulo? as far as i know, he does have hair in some moments of the game (retrospection/begining maby?). but then he became biffy, get himself a beard and suddenly his hair dissapear.

it can be god game, but not necessarily need "max payne" title on it.

[NICKREAPER316]

@nibyKamil Noir doesn't need to be in New York. There are noir stories that take place in Tokyo, Florence, friggin' Yugoslavia. And as long as Max is narrating it'll be fine. Don't be such a snob, judging a game before it's even out.

[nibyKamil]

@NICKREAPER316 not judging, only talking about impression and concern, with released pre-game materials.

[pojaidsf]

@nibyKamil just trust Rockstar. they know how to make a good game.

[Naxada]

@pojaidsf  which one to buy iphone 4 or galaxy s2?

i need a phone that have high options and high quality and have millions of applications and games ...and will stay with me 2 years forward

so which one to choose??!

[SpriteMasterDX3]

@Naxada iphone 4

[SpriteMasterDX3]

@nibyKamil Max Payne looks the same.i saw the screenshots.these are just some random screenshots :)

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@nibyKamil He got old. Max Payne 3 is set about 20 years after the second one..

[nibyKamil]

@DONTCKLICKMYNAME yes. but why he even get old? why can't he just always be the same age and condition like a decent comic book/game hero?

[420Stig]

@nibyKamil rockstar failed another gta expansion added some code and called it max payne 3.... gg guys!

[Mauricio6840]

@nibyKamil

he came to my childhood town, sao pulo, brazil

[Mauricio6840]

@Mauricio6840

SAO PAULO, BRAZIL

[BiggestVegetafan1]

@nibyKamil nobody gives a shit about ur stupid comment nothing happend to da comment u fuckng hater it just got interesting

[nibyKamil]

@BiggestVegetafan1 haha... u talling who is hater:) ur the one who say "shit" and "fucking" u hypocrite:D

[Terminus92]

how come hes bald now

[CorporalDead]

@Terminus92 probably went coocoo after the events of max payne 2

[MegaTechi]

could someone tell me which PC is ggod cause im tryin to find a good pc which im able to play games like those with, please fuckin help

[electricblooded]

haha... can't wait for the real trailer...

The voice acting was sick btw... ;)

[123456789million]

to bad its not in africa and its in brazil

[TheGlexo]

MALISIMO, aguante el otro max payne, malditos copiones busquensen su propio personaje HIJOS DE PUTA

[XpucToTaweBXpucToB]

rockstar games' money bagz? xD LOL

[iblackhawkz]

haha lmao still its gonno be sik

[jimbobhk2009]

hilarious but i think the game is gonna be awesome

[MrWatchmen759]

@jimbobhk2009 if even comes out 

[gultask]

Africa???

[prince999912]

i dont get it.will you please tell me you played max payne then how you got this free

[SalientK]

Haha holy shit at first I thought this was real, I was like "damn this is one ballsy trailer!"

[Tpoole7577]

i fot max payne 3 is going to be takt place in barzil

[DerArzt90]

Left 4 Dead Gunsounds FTW !!!

[turkeiphore]

For R*'s money bag! WE HAVE TO BUY IT FOR R*'S MONEY BAG

[PhantomOJ]

It is impossible not to laugh at this.

[TheWildWitch]

i love max payne but this is so funny

[MrSasquash7]

Racist

[egdqv13234]

0:10 LMAO how piano music plays seriously and photo of some small villedge in africa ; /

[MultiWrestlingmania]

jungle bullshit hahahaha i like it

[Gh0strider1997]

I want Max Payne 3 !!!

[trickzdf]

It really looks like shit the game...and not in Africa,my guess it's in Brazil

[SilentPyramidHead]

@trickzdf Rockstar confirmed the game will be set in São Paulo, Brasil a long time ago...

[davelikescake1]

@SilentPyramidHead ...in a galaxy far far away? XD

[SilentPyramidHead]

@davelikescake1 Lol!

[Loco100500]

 Max Payne 3

Jungle Bullshit

[LarisaFrolova]

On Fallout 3:

My BB gun stirred nervously on my back but the vault door had already shut...

...and I was in for the walk.

Next stop; Washington DC. And lots of random muties for me to kill.

I had to do it.

For the sake of my loved one.

For me.

And for Bethesda Softworks' money bags.

I am the Lone Wanderer.

Fallout 3 : Bethesda's bullshit.

[gardersin]

FACK YOU THIS IS NO Teaser Trailer MAX PAYNE 3

[EDDIEinWAR]

anyone else thinks he looks like Splinter Cell:DA's Sam Fisher

[shadowloks2292]

this is funny btw

[shadowloks2292]

you guys are dumb if u believe this is a real teaser

[ZeeHUchiha]

Are you saying that Brazil is in Africa? e.e

[SilentPyramidHead]

@ZeeHUchiha Pretty much, that only shows that either he's very ignorant or extremely racist. Or maybe both at the same time.

[JOAOBUNITAO]

this is why people hate american brazil has the wealth of eroupe and the poverty of africa all in one country a open world game is perfect to explore the mast difference i always wanted a gta styled game there people need to stop hating its going to be a good game rockstar never makes bad games

[UchihaHinata06]

@JOAOBUNITAO But it doesn't fit the Max Payne theme :| I don't care how awesome Brazil is, Max just doesn't fit there...

[SilentPyramidHead]

@TheWehrmacht1944 And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm not, to say the least, "curious" about Max's new appearance or the reason he's in São Paulo, but i'm just gonna trust Rockstar's good judgement as I've been doing, because I've pretty much loved everything this guys released for quite some time. But complaining about this new details is one thing, the other is making racist ignorant comments about a place you don't even know, like some people have been doing here.

[TotalNeutrality]

Lol

[HiMediai]

Who the hell is this fucking racist? I want the old max payne fuck this crap.

[SilentPyramidHead]

This is SO racist. The game is set in Brasil, not Africa. São Paulo looks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING like any country in Africa. Do you think there's only black people here? They're a minority (and what's the problem with black people anyway?). Do you think there's a jungle in São Paulo?! There's barely a tree anywhere (wich is not a good thing). São Paulo is one of the biggest and most developed cities in the world. NEVER talk about something when you don't have the slighest idea of how it really is.

[scoetie2]

@FyouWanker ok, but still, he's changed to much. No raincoat is bad :P But i got a bad feeling about it, what if mona sax is bald 2?

[Spy1228]

@scoetie2 theres raincoat go check the official page dude there are new screenshots.

[MrHakou2010]

Rockstar games thought ppl like blad ppl lol so they think mr.pain is blad like Niko in gta iv

[TotalNeutrality]

@MrHakou2010 Niko was not bald

[scoetie2]

@FyouWanker it's not just max payne, i mean, you had a noire style, and now it's a friggin sunny country, that's the biggest and worst mistake ever!

[nanabiscuit]

Its a joke or wtf ???????

[RoTTTiIN]

let me get this straight. He shaves off his hair and becomes Sam Fisher?

[egdqv13234]

''Max Payne 3 Jungle bullshit'' hahaha!

[AcclaimBTAS]

@egdqv13234 ye atmosphere sux and he is BALD this is not max payne rofl this FAT SHIT :D

[Saanyooo]

flaged

[TSconspiracy]

Been waiting a long time for this game to come out.

[fiveno]

@FyouWanker I guess his point was that max payne used to be the definitoin of badass. now he looks like an faggot from OZ :D

[QuatermassMan]

When the fuck is this game coming out?!?!

[ReconBassLine]

305 peoples are black

[joefreeman856]

but it's not Africa, it's Brazil

[Beat325]

wow im black and i still laughed at this.lol

[KyleAlex92]

@Beat325 me too

[vasy462]

@Beat325 I think its cool as ever when EVERYONE can laugh at racism.

DAVE CHAPELLE 4 life!

[finnsia]

@vasy462 how is this racist? if he's in africa then what do you think he will be killing? the monkey drug cartell?

[vasy462]

@finnsia It has a racist intention dont be naive

[finnsia]

@vasy462 no it doesn't if it does- prove it

[Serowy]

@Beat325 Cuz it's fucking funny hahahhahahhah

[MrTheRiddles]

funny as fuck! genious!

[Adamek1926]

l4d gun sounds haha :D

[SpiritWanderer91]

OMG i laughed so hard :D

[Superjunk18]

pretty shitty that the old character is gone,, that doesnt really make it Max Payne...

Just some guy in another shooting game...

they could just have made a new game because this s*cks.

Max payne whas 1 of the games i really liked but with the new character its gonna be lame to play Max Payne 3,

[64Liquid]

Max Payne 3 JUNGLE BULLSHIT * epic music in the background* :D

[qtyzxs]

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[qtyzxs]

rae

[Vadim0210]

aahhh, I was hoping for a continuation of noir-Payne

[manoljo]

It's also bullshit that they didn't want to use the original actor for the third game. They said some bullshit about him being too young to voice an older Max Payne.

[frustratedgamerguy]

And lots of random black people to kill

hahahaha

[augustburnsbluue]

if it takes 5 years for them to redo it and make the original... im up for it lol

[negi358]

L4D Gun Sounds What the hell

[wikidassklown15]

This trailer has more max payne to it than the actual max payne 3 will ever have