Tortoise Eats Pigeon

[StationZeroOne]

Damn Nature! You're Scary!

[infectedmordn]

Chuck Norris has trained that turtle

[TheDragonNazo]

that turtles father was probably a snake

[garygrant2000]

I have to admit, I got an incredible sense of satisfaction when that turtle got that pigeon, I cannot stand them! They're causing absolute havoc where I live not helped by idiots feeding them.

[kobykoby22]

-Dude, what happened to mom?

-Turtle got her

[upnunder44]

this is better than a croc and a zebra

[saaam2011]

Pigeon: Why, Hello there! How are you do....ahassdfAEWR9EDEWQT7WQ KBG ETWI xdHDW8YE2G 5267125617 #2#3#3321C 8ZSJA

[CCMrJones]

Everybody hates pidgeons

[stick500]

it's a snapping turtle, not a tortoise

[corrivalnumber]

@stick500 Who gives a fuck

[CommentFanatic]

Squirtle vs Pidgey

[pfpdlt]

To those that say I would have saved the bird. That bird was dead as soon as the turtle bit it. It either broke its neck or crushed its head. Mother nature at it's best

[abrakabadra]

Heh, poor pigeon... "HAI, wannabe friends?" *CHOMP*

[KironStrife]

Damn! And who said turtles are slow again?

[HinduComingThrough]

Teenage mutant ninja tortoise

[kashewz]

bird: oh hi there mister.....

turtle: FUCK YOU!!! *drag to death*

[MBsaturnus]

btw if i were the camera man i would have taken that tortoise and helped the poor birds and eventually take nthe tortoise , slam to ground and crush its fucking shell

[xyzlactic]

@MBsaturnus you cant be messing with nature, unless its your pet that is gonna get eaten.

if they are wild animals let it be, animals eat others to survive.

[MBsaturnus]

btw what kind of tortoise race is that ?

[MegaVirus700]

ninja turtles

[omerozcanli]

wow nice attack

[Fawful5]

Good riddance. That's one less of those nasty fuckers to shit on everything in our cities.

[WhyF1]

Turtle: IM RICK JAMES BITCH

Pigeon: Da fuck????? FFFUUUUUUUUU- *blurble blub blurble*

[Wessyification]

The turtle was thinking: I wonder what pigeon tastes like...

[jakegiles2]

yeeee buddddaaaaayyyyyyy

[ObligatoryBob]

I love this Turtle. Because as a guy livin' in Hawaii, pigeons do not need to live -- there's just way. Too. Many. Of. Them. On. This. EARTH.

We don't need any more pigeons in the world, this smooth little criminal is doin' the world a righteous favor -- and besides, it's nature. Things eat other things all the time.

[MBsaturnus]

@ObligatoryBob actully we do not need more TURTLES. they are just reptilian, pigeons are much more evolved and even more intelligent than turtles. turtles are so disgusting, hiding in their shitty shells and only coming out to attack or eat. they are the definition of "disgusting" for me.

[theleMBeleht]

i fucking HATE turtles... totally disgusting animals. actually i hate all reptiles, but turtles especially. how they hide in their fucking shells -.-

[gotch09]

@theleMBeleht I fear,loathe and hate turtles.

[theleMBeleht]

humm...i would have save the birdy and crush that turtle with a hammer -.-

[ScubaX29]

Translation for the Guy: I saw a turtle eat a pigeon. It was fucking sweet!

[evolx10]

definitely not a tortoise

[realityfusion]

I use to eat pigeons like you but then I took a turtle to the knee

[stealth1692]

@realityfusion fail

[ronz706]

oh fuck, where is my ultraball.

[nothingbettertodosoo]

im sorry but this is hilarious

[Kamagel007]

why wondering; they need proteins too xD Are turtles omnivores? Mostly are. A very few are carnivores but even those will take the jump to Vegetarian diets if the need arises.

[CosmicGrounds]

Never knew turtles like that eat birds...

[dooku65]

@CosmicGrounds me either,WOW!!

[CrustyChrisStudios]

This is going to happen if we keep making polution and killing plants. The turtles will be man-eaters!

[surleyguru]

Thats not a tortoise, its an aquatic turtle of some kind obviously. I think it may be a side neck turtle.

[GlobeRefresh]

"oh, hi mister turtle, nice to meet you, my nam-"

*Faint Gurgle*

[samuelpoulsen1]

i thought they were cute :(

[CaptPopeye18]

Its a soft shell turtle not a tortoise. 

[surleyguru]

@CaptPopeye18 Thats no soft shell turtle.

[gabizinhacba]

straight for the neck! wat a killer!

[tmcbabyny]

cant understand it



[alahambra99]

It was tough, but I was finally able to masturbate to this!

[LadyOfDaGame]

@alahambra99 lol WTF?

[ThisSilentG]

0:37 Dat ass

[SkateObsession]

@ThisSilentG lmfao wtf

[lonebison]

The pigeons are like wildebeests drinking at the edge of the river & the turtles are the crocodiles! Frackin' awesome! :O

[BrabusTKR]

Such a magical sight. Really gets me in the spirit of the holidays :')

[200shaq]

like a boss



[CeramicsFootball1]

i thought that was a rock lol

[Snakeoil8]

By the looks of it, that is not this turtle's first time doing this nasty deed.

[Snakeoil8]

It's not a tortoise, it's a water turtle. Toroises live on land and have much harder shells.

[buciallstar]

that's it! We need more tortoises in Europe

[BBMK23]

FFFUCK!

[Calumeum]

If you get caught by a tortoise you deserve to be eaten!

[direpenguin1]

watching random videos of things eating pigeons......... is my life fucked up?

[meds613]

@direpenguin1 LOOOOOOOOL

[Bloxkorner]

thats chuck norris's tortoise

[chern1172]

thats why.. "i like turtles"

[eterpe1]

that looks really cool in slo-mo

[titties374]

turtle: GET CLOSE TO ME NIGGA, I DARE YOU

[ChicaWolverina]

Oh and it so sweet the other turtles come over to help too!

[katlova4427]

thts not a tortoise tortoises are on land plus they are vegetarians im pretty sure thts a snapping turtle. AND IT A SOFTSHELL!! :O

[CleanAznKid]

Pigeons got lots of haters damn..

[Shadowblood66]

Pidgeon: Dude, you're so slow, I had to put instructions on the bottom of a boot for you to figure out how to pour water out of it.

In fact, you're so slow that *snatch* FFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Turtle: That's right, who's slow now? Bastard.

[LeriObba]

I accidentally the whole pigeon.. is that bad?

[tommysaurussmex]

wow that's like a crocodile would catch its dinner wow

[MrClickity]

Turtles: awesome. Pigeons: annoying filthy flying rats. I'm okay with this.

[Chirostenotes]

@MrClickity That's an awfully biased opinion of Pigeons, considering only one species that shouldn't even be called a Pigeon (it's a dove) inhabits cities and craps on us. The other 308 species (and the "city pigeons" that live in their natural habitat) are cool.

[MrClickity]

@Chirostenotes Who cares what it should or shouldn't technically be called? People know exactly what bird I'm referring to when I say "pigeon." Semantics aside turtles have never stolen my food nor crapped on my car. The only birds worse than pigeons are seagulls. Those bastards have all the bad aspects of pigeons plus they're loud and they crap a lot more.

[Chirostenotes]

@MrClickity Yes, I do see your point in the naming. But putting that aside, Seagulls are only (like City Pigedoveamawhosits) exploiting an easier lifestyle provided to them by us, it was only because of the vast amounts of garbage that form landfills and the novelty of bird feeding that the majority of aggressive gull species decided to give up their fishing lifestyle. Basically, we had it coming.

[IiiERT]

@MrClickity Yeaaah, the problem is that birds fly in the air and shit where they like but, you know, what can you do?

[succclollipop]

Squirtles can't eat Ho-Ohs!

[XxSomeAZNxX]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are here!

[sanjayu1]

31 dislikers were pigeons...

[TheShadowsilver123]

coool never seen that in my life time

[conover4life]

in your throat DAMMIT!

[MrDopeManFoSho]

curiosity killed the pigeon!

[sexy52637]

its always the stupid ones that day

[SRBLUE1995]

now he has bird flew... great. no more turtles

[btran313]

Blastoise! Use BITE! BLASTIOSE!!! CRUNCH! Pigey is unable to battle. BLASTOISE WINS!!!

[MaarkxD]

pokemon battle gone wrong

[williamwiggles]

THATS A FAST TURTLE

[TrinitySaotti]

Go Blastoise! Use bite against Pidgey!

*Critical Hit!*

[ColeFried81]

@TrinitySaotti Still talking Pokeman in 2011?

[SlimReaksHavok]

@ColeFried81 Pokemon will never die. Sorry.

[ColeFried81]

@SlimReaksHavok Is that show still going? I watched that 12 years ago and I was pretty old to be watching Pokemon back then!

[SlimReaksHavok]

@ColeFried81 Yes, still going. I got hooked on it about the same time. A 6'4'' 250lb 16 year old collecting Pokemon cards. What a site. lol

[Methodman88]

snapping turtle. FUK!

[gottaluvbirds]

I like turtles...

[qmcsing]

Caught that bird sleeping....

[BlitzJager05]

nice snag!

[GUMMYBALLZ]

who knew?

[36328ie]

HOLY SHIT WOW

[trackside11]

wtf

[prabhcovers]

I love how they all flee but the one is like, wait, not, let me go back and investigate. Curiousity killed the.. pigeon

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

since when where turtles that fast and since when did they eat birds

[mraberrant]

He's not eating him he's taking him to see Old Gregg's mangina.

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

@mraberrant

what

[TheFatmoomin]

@mraberrant i've seen the mighty boosh too

[thatrougeguy19]

Bet money that Turtle was like BOOM BITCH!!

[superscaryguy001]

silent but lethal!

[mjmorris025]

@Randomologist1 hey retard fyi WE AREN'T DUMB just cuz your country and race don't have freedom justice and awesomeness don't mean you have to be such a hater

[mjmorris025]

@Bunnykins69 lolz calm down i promise we go pigeon huntin next week k?

[mjmorris025]

@greengrendel gee i wonder what that bird has been smokin huh?

[mjmorris025]

Turtle:"oy kid you want soem dope?!"

pigeon:"sure!!! :D"

turtle: -kills- stay in school kids and don't do drugs!!!

next story---

turtle: wheres my money joe?!?!"

pigeon: -smiles- "heres your money!" -throws finger-

turtle:"OH HELL NAH!!" -snap-

[mjmorris025]

0:17 lol

pigeon:"hello there! oo--"

killer turtle!! dun dun dun!!!

[sort187]

Turtle: My impression of an alligator.

Pigeon: cool! Can I watch?

Turtle: Sure! Just stand right there, and.....

Pigeon : HEY! OK, you can let go now! LET GO, I said! HEY! Wait, WAIT, BLurb, blurb blub...

[jonnyboy1st]

im gonna getcha, gotcha haha

[Djb917]

Thats not a tortoise lol.

[swadlol]

Pigeon: Oh hi friendly turtle

Tortoise: OMNOMNOMNOM

Guy: Blah blah blah blah

[podvoh]

in fucking brazilia the turtle eats pigeons

[DavidAlvarezMusic]

Bird: Where's my five bucks leo?

Turtle: *snap*

[TheShadowstalker92]

Squrtle, use bite on that wild Starly.

Squrtle used bite.

It was super-effective.

Wild Starly fainted.

[blaxicat2005]

Tortuise: if you don't get out of my yard, i'll, i'll...

Pigeon: You'll what?

*Death*

[weberlimajr]

Viva aos cágado! Morte aos pombos!

[aKaBabyJesus]

LIKE A BOSS

[TheBLACKHAWK575]

thats chuck norris pet turtle

[itskevinh]

it's a alligator !

[micahcareyfilms]

Why didn't the cameraman jump in a break it up? Poor little pigeon!!!! I Cried 3 Times!!!!!!!

[MyChemPinkLuvr]

Wow! That bird did not know what was coming to him! @_@

[slapurmommaz]

sumbitch.

[arwhentruelove]

hello next year it will be small children....

[laxxhappy]

that is not a tortise it is a snapping turtle

[majorglince]

@laxxhappy well yeah it does have fins

[suuperstylin]

lmao

[yoshikunihatsuharu]

IN YOUR FACE!! GODDAMMIT!!

[william45300]

i cackled

[skaterobban]

poor pigeon

[Scarletraven87]

That's why you should never engage Rammus in the laning phase.

[Cruxallicious]

@Scarletraven87 I fucking love you.

[kuwaizair]

not a snapping turtle?

[nintenster]

Turtles, faster than birds, its evolution at work

[amcmillan97]

just imagine it wasn't even a turtle it was some other animal that found an empty turtle shell ?

[showzon]

PIGEON: i love my new home there are alot of slow tortises

TORTISE :im not so slow am i

[Phenomental1ty]

LOL, OWNED.

[IcauGiralee]

Tortoise: This is mine... And I'm taking it

[sdrawkcabgnipytmi]

Holy crap, it just dominated that dinosaur.

[Dtitilator]

The pigeon didn't suffer or feel a thing when the turtle attacked. A quick bite to the neck to severe the spine can do that.

[eward666]

thats a turtle cocksucker!!!

[MrDenizen]

What kind of dumb animal walks up to another animal that's striking an aggressive pose? That's right... a stupid pigeon... or a "rat with wings" as they're commonly known as. Good riddance to such a pathetic bird.

[LAD170]

@MrDenizen ur talking about a bird like its species killed your whole family 0_0

[jamesmaseobrown]

Who knew ?

[Scyle92]

ninja turtle

[ANCESTERSMEMORIES]

hmmm

tortoises are vegatarians i thought

hmmmm, i have to look this up

i wish i spoke you language, but i beleave ive been lost in the translation

[divinegod102]

@ANCESTERSMEMORIES Turtles are carnivores/omnivores.

[YambidiBlamBlam]

That is a TERRAPIN, not a TORTOISE. Terrapins are ampibious turtles. They live in fresh or brackish water.

[breyerhorseluve]

there goes that birdy!

[ipotpl0x]

that turtle is a boss

[Grogash]

Wartortle uses Bite!

Pidgey faints!

[pureefficient]

If your wondering if this is out of the extraordinary dont. Nobody likes fucking pigeons even the dam pelicans eat em

[tkimball69]

ROFLMAO



[bh28]

tortoise are land animal they cant stay in water ><

[totalycoral88]

O-o

[kameguchii]

WOAH WHAT THE HELL

[MegaGojira3000]

Great ! Go, Tortoise, and eat them all.

[RealityCheck78]

From what I understand about tortoises, they do not swim. The title should say turtle instead.

[Livingdeadsavior]

that is one gangsta tortoise

[hookey13]

Watch this vid here! :)

/watch?v=hr09HKNldRM&feature=c­hannel_video_title

If you want a laugh! Watch it! You may like it or you may not. But i hope you do :)

(it's a commentary to this video)!!

[kailashpaul3]

holy shit that was the most epic video i have ever seen in my life

[Idealistically672]

The wild Squirtle used Bite. Starly fainted!

[NYRFAN331]

YEAH DROWN THAT SHIT

[Danieldarkl]

Tortoise: FUCK IT¡¡ if crocodiles can i can too

*hunt pidgeon*

[ContainsNuts]

Why do people never know the difference between a Tortoise and a fuckin Turtle?! or a terrapin for that matter!

[jedihunter176]

@ContainsNuts He's Australian. Australians only consider sea turtles to be actual turtles. The rest are tortoises.

[Minihockeyvideos]

Lol good job that's one less pigeon that will crap on my lawn

[alexamancio]

Depois falam que esse bixo é lento uhahuahuauhahua

fuck yeah (Y)

[fgi2222]

lolwat



[RhysonXbox]

its a turtle.....

[TheMutification]

funnyjunk brought me here

[MyPotatomonster]

lol

[donjuandonjuan]

they eat fish. this one apparently think's pigeons are KFC ? :D

[joshdaugherty1111]

turtles eat meat?

[comanchio1976]

@joshdaugherty1111 No, they just like to have sex underwater with dead pigeons

[blacklightning98]

This is why the turtle is on top of the food chain.

[Pizzacutta]

Ninja like reflex

[Snowman20]

@Pizzacutta and they say turtles are supposed to be slow... -_- lol

[RoflMcCopterson]

I like turtles.

[Tactual]

Dude, rape!