When CHUCK NORRIS plays Mario Kart

[taishune]

this is so fake... Chuck Norris doesn't need a car

[MrValentine101]

Chuck Norris Win! 

[Holloway6151975]

In the beginning God said "Let there be Chuck, and then Chuck said let there be light"

[TheMatheusMario]

Chuqui Nóia Sucks.

[reesalas]

@TheMatheusMario i cant understand u but it seems to me ur saying chuck norris sucks? well all i can say is. run

[4gottenFilms]

Chuck Norris doesn't race, because racing implies that there is someone as fast as Chuck Norris.

[lucasfraca]

Chuck Norris bet with NASA that a man could go into space without protection. in 1999, Chuck Norris went to outer space naked and landed like a meteor. the government says it was a shooting star. NASA still didnt gave CN his beer.

[Nordkompis]

Why am Mii Luigi in this video?

[TrainerAce123]

wtf? XDD

[trunks4671]

chuck norris wouldent play on 50cc, but on 500000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000cc and still do the same thing.

[clubpenguinmarioify]

lol

[MrReLorD]

Chuck Norris cannot experience Death, but Death can experience Chuck Norris.

[mattybartos]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

[shadowshuun]

Pffft, 50cc

[TheChromeDrone]

LOL

[rebolledodari]

chuck norris le aganado a sud zero con los ojos vendados y una mano atada asu espalda

[wildzero001]

haha lol!!

[Colibri0000000]

lol

[ispeakstatic]

chuck norris once had three kids... their are now known as ZEUS, PASIDION, AND HATES!

[ispeakstatic]

when chuck norris went backwords in the race instead of saying wrong way it said on the other players screen wrong way.

[extremecrazy123]

chuck norris won before the race started

[TheTacMan1]

Chuck Norris doesn'y need a kart to win,he just walks.

[ofodao14]

@TheTacMan1 he doesnt need to walk, he levitates and the earth rotates and stops in the place he wants to be

[MrJrHal]

what the heck

[djcaffinefan]

Chuck Norris beat all the mario games without pressing the jump button.

Chuck Norris can call in a chopper gunner in Skyrim.

[ispeakstatic]

(@djcaffinefan) worng game dumb ass!

[weirddude42]

WHAT A FUCKING CHEATER!

[PackerManForLife]

Chuck norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life. Chuck norris uses a stunt double on the crying scenes

[froged96]

jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim through land

[Pyro25100]

Seems legit.

[wafuru2]

The second Chuck was picked he had already won he just likes to make others think they have a chance.

[p51mustang19]

ROFL

[perrosys]

WTF LOL

[teamterrorminecraft]

My taekwon do coach's brother was friends with Chuck Norris. That isn't a joke, it's a true story.

[Litroz13]

O_o

[Gotmilk0112]

Fun fact, there's a GameShark code for Mario Kart 64 that makes it so you start on the 3rd lap (only you, not the cpu) so you finish the race as soon as you cross the finish line the first time :P

[TheLegendaryTM]

@Gotmilk0112 If you look at the times at the end you see that he just made another race and then put this together lawl

[Gotmilk0112]

@TheLegendaryTM I know. It's obvious.

[616TheBeast616]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups...he's too old.

The boogeyman checks his closet every night to see if Chuck Norris folded his clothes properly.

[natrey14]

lmao ahahahah mad jokes yo

[thetiedyed]

that was... over 9000

[SunSlayarh]

When Chuck Norris plays Mario Kart, he's last.

[hypercraftgaming]

i paused it when the time came up and it said 1:58 lieing asshole

[finalformsonic]

@hypercraftgaming It's a figment of your mind. Chuck Norris made it.

[Beffuto]

hahhahhahahah

[agnel2111]

chuck maintained a personal diary from his childhood,

today we know that book as guinness book of world records:)

[Bindedwind]

@agnel2111 In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris has a role in Star Wars, he is the Force

[Bindedwind]

Chuck Norris drinks Lava to cure his heartburn.

[1thatg1rl]

LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!

[JinyopyPR]

The kart didnt move... He rotated the world with his mind.

[jvirgil89]

Lmao

[PimpWake28]

Like a boss

[nightcrawler1699]

Wow g

[XdWolf1337]

idk why everyone thinks hes soooo good he is actually a nasty democrat

[Gerard12911]

@XdWolf1337 It's irony, a response to what he was seen doing in his movies, it's not that we actually think he is great, that is what makes it so funny to hear the chuck facts

[Tyrellethehedgehog]

@XdWolf1337 R.I.P

[skateboardinguitaris]

ctfu

[amadeus3daedae3]

@PyroLive you spelled thumbs wrong

[justshatbricks]

**Random chuck norris joke**

[KillerCRS01]

lol



[agroesbeek]

screw chunk norris spongebob can surf under the sea...

[Tyrellethehedgehog]

@agroesbeek R.I.P

[CashewHazard17]

Chuck Norris needs no intro..or kart...or to "really" win... All he needs is to break someone's face in front of everybody, then everyone just obeys him automatically. It's called... The Chuck Norris. I do it all the time. Now i win EVERYTHING!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!!!!!!

[stkizza]

@CashewHazard17 until you actually meet Chuck Norris...then you lose

[Loquendox1995XD]

CHUCK NORRIS RULE!!!

[NegaZxyz]

Chuck Norris the Chuck Norris Norris Norris Chuck, Chuck Chuck the Norris Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris. Their my joke is the best because it consist of nothing but The Chuck and Norris

[somerandomguy832]

chuck norris has had sex with so many women but has never lost his virginity bc chuck norris never loses

[Tyrellethehedgehog]

@somerandomguy832 he always ends up with a different women because everyone he has it with "mysteriously"dissapears

[heyheiadol]

you made chunk norris mill

[asutuh]

now chuck norris doesn't need to drive he wins before the race even starts

[PyroLive]

ⓣⓗⓤⓜⓟⓢⓤⓟⓘⓕⓨⓞⓤ©ⓐⓝⓡⓔⓐⓓⓣⓗⓘⓢ

[malcolmmorin]

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

[GTkidgoku145]

chuck norris wins before the race even starts

[Namadu7]

1:58.099?

Did Chuck Norris just accelerate the passing of time to make it look more realistic?

[13codemeister]

@Thedudewithaknife ......Please tell me you're kidding...

[Masteruz]

@13codemeister He better be...



[Thedudewithaknife]

@13codemeister Not kidding! LoL I am

[Thedudewithaknife]

wut game is this?

[gamingwonderboy]

@Thedudewithaknife Mario Kart Wii.

[3rMast0f]

+1



[MrOloh]

chuck norris doesnt play mario kart, mario kart plays chuck norris

[mattbino]

every things needs chuck norris to live

[AlexmeisterM]

Hahahahahahaha so much fun XD

[6969mrniceguy]

Wtf just happend there!!!

[golf11117]

chuck norris don't need no kart the kart need chuck norris

[SamLynn93]

Chuck Norris has already won before the game even started.

[deathangelx15]

Chuck Norris just round house kicked the 2 out of 12th place and made 1st place

[crobat899]

Chuck Norris doesnt TRY to win Chuck Norris wins

[IrondanAllegiance]

Trollolololololololol

[shadow521able]

chuck norris doesnt move that tracks moves itself

[gamer36rules]

ftw hacker

[SuperBluethedog]

video games are afraid of chuck norris

[TheBoyWhoIsRandom]

you dont make mii's of chuck norris ... chuck norris makes mii's of you

[LightenElf]

fake! chuck norris already won b4 he started the match

[sideslide23]

Walker Texas Ranger lost, because the bad guys sabatashed his cart now he's going to kick bowser azz.

[hardyboyz4ever100]

no, all content in this video is ownd by chuck norris

[Marriland64]

lol

[maclaren93]

318 people have been killed by chuck xD

[DaAtte]

LULZ!

[eldevildog]

haaha hilarious



[familybamboo]

FAKE! IT TOOK 4.5 seconds

[JustaC00lGuy]

Chuck Norris dosnt fin 1st he's 0 u can't get any earlier

[TheSonofhatchet]

@JustaC00lGuy negative first o.o

[dapoppy42]

@TheSonofhatchet Negative forty-sixth.

[TheSonofhatchet]

@dapoppy42 negative over NINE THOUSAND!!!

[dapoppy42]

@TheSonofhatchet negative 6.5 billionth.

[CrushingC10996WM]

how did u get brawl music

[DanTheEnigma]

Oh dude. That's totally fake. Chuck Norris either rides the Wild Wing (which I'm convinced is either a fucking Lamborghini or a Ferrari) or the Mach Bike.

[tinyx745]

nice vid but who see the map in 1:00 ? all people change position but nice vid xD (Y)

[Peaserist]

In Soviet Russia, Chcuk Norris STILL plays mario kart.

[pandimXD14]

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[golddragon1123]

who would win if both chuck norris and charlie sheen were in the same race?

[SuperMUfans]

so fake ,he doesnt even need to move to win, he just win , that how stronk chuck norris is

[imtax]

chuck norris don't need go to goal

the goal comes to chuck norris

[IZZY098lebasi]

@imtax Nice one !! :)

[TheZonegamer]

Lol

[Secretclone1542]

lol

[Secretclone1542]

lol

[liamhunt87]

when chuck norris kidnapped princess, mario retired

[Yoshoogieboogie]

lies, the finish line would of come to him

[grasiosadasloco]

lol

[lmaoSMB]

chuckftw!

[XcomfygamerX]

i like how you cut the video look at the map youl see the pll move when he wins and the timer changes i couldnt tell it without trying to nice vid tho could have made it better and edit it to say you wer in first place while you were in the back

[xXIKE455Xx]

lmao,chuck norris can do the 3 laps backwards in reverse and still win..

[bearwwe]

THATS NOT CHUNK THE RACE TRACK IS DID NOT EXPLODE!!!

[matthiasso99]

chuck norris sucks

its all about jet lee and bruce lee

[Hellrazer996]

Chusk Norris never wins, he just allows you to lose lol

[MegaPokemon900]

@Jobkabouter

My Sister can't and she is 9 lol

[tsdspyj]

Damn that is good

fucking funny

[drbroat]

that shit is fucking funny

[Ploopy1010]

chuck noris dos't play mario kart he owns mario kart

[ownagerowns]

lol he got 1 min 58 secs

[superw1998]

fake, chuck norris don't win, he let you lose

[101Mrdude]

Okay,I was just mind raped

[Gamermymind]

once chuck norris was sleeping and wrestled 6 volcanos too bad it wasn't a dream........lol made it up my self

[TheThetromboner]

Hahaha am I the only one that noticed the super smash brothers music in the end

[ZuboZero]

its fake if the real chuck norris did it he wouldnt even need to touch the car

[TheArtOfBeingInsane]

Chuck Norris regularly donates large sums of money to charity.

It's just not always his own.

[TheArtOfBeingInsane]

Trains, cars, aeroplanes, motorbikes and space-rockets are all just highly sophisticated methods of attempted escape from chuck norris.

None of them worked.

[xkronic69knightx]

thats epic lol

[AburameRicardo9]

Fake! Everyone would have exploded if Chuck Norris were playing

[ColorMeEvil2]

I'm surprised your TV didn't explode...

[scottghost67]

FAKE chuck norris is to cool 4 the wii :D!

[tsdspyj]

@scottghost67 FAIL comment

[scottghost67]

@tsdspyj how is it fail i used to have a wii used to

[tsdspyj]

@scottghost67 Because Wii is awesome

infact

Wii is to cool for Chuck Norris... Hold on, someone is at my door.

[scottghost67]

@tsdspyj but compared to xbox and maybe ps3 its better :/

[tsdspyj]

@scottghost67 Look of course its better than xbox, and the Wii right now is selling twice as much as ps3

[scottghost67]

@tsdspyj because sony the ps3 company and nintendo r working togetther

[tsdspyj]

@scottghost67 Nintendo helped microsoft and sony with the kinect and move respectivly and the only reason the two consoles have better graphics, is because, Nintendo is alone, doing the graphics on their own. While, they are helping Microsoft and Ps3 with their graphics and graphical chips

[SefirothPH]

@tsdspyj That makes no sense whatsoever. Nothing you said there is true.

[tsdspyj]

@SefirothPH Actually it is true. Look it up.  It was even in Game Informer. Also in Nintendo Power, and IGN. And even on Yahoo. So yeah. Let me say differently, Nintendo is helping Sony and Microsoft with their graphics. All consoles have a graphical chip, which does the graphics. Nintendo is helping both up their graphics. That is why Nintendo has their hands in both Sony's and Microsoft's pockets.

[SefirothPH]

@tsdspyj No, Sony turned to Nvidia to help design their graphics chip. Nintendo's new Wii-U is even using a last-gen radeon graphics chip. Nintendo wouldn't give their competition the best tech and then leave shit for themselves. Don't try to create excuses as to why Nintendo games look the way they do.

[tsdspyj]

@SefirothPH Okay, so I am making up excuses, even though I just named four credible resources. I am making up excuses, even though I read it on these sites. So, does that mean it is my fault the author of these articles decided to write it. Does that mean I stuck my hand up their asses and told them to write it. Hm, let's here, uh, NO! Just cause I told you want I read, does not mean I am making up excuses. Learn your resources man.

[SefirothPH]

@tsdspyj Four credible sources? You should learn YOUR sources. playstation.about.com says they get their graphics card from Nvidia, along with multiple other sites. Where exactly does IGN or GameInformer state that "Nintendo helps Microsoft and Sony with graphics."?

[tsdspyj]

@SefirothPH Game Informer, it isn't on their site. And no, they don't have everything from the magazine on their site (it is to get you to subscribe) and IGN, damn, I can't remember the link, it was like 7 months ago when I read it. For all I know, they could of taken it down. Don't try to out do me when it comes to video gaming, no one ever does, and it isn't about to start now.

[SefirothPH]

@tsdspyj So I have to rely on your word about wether or not this is true? I have a reliable source that clearly says otherwise. Sony can't take credit for nintendo's work, so Nintendo would no doubt be mentioned in the PS3 copyright. But as I said, it is Nvidia who's responsible for Sony's graphics chips

[tsdspyj]

@SefirothPH I mean let's see here

[GTkidgoku145]

fake chuck norris wins before the race evens starts

[MrFreezingFlames]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a cart to win.. Chuck Norris needs only to think of winning to actually win.

[miharbi0109]

chuck norris :

Press Start Button

You Win!

(Wii saying : Please don't hurt me é_è)

[AMMAR1798]

i thought that chuck will use turbo or somethin.. but..move and finish?

[snuggleszam]

CHUCK NORRIS DONT NEED TO WIN HE ALREADY WON B4 THIS VID AND MADE THIS VID B4 THIS GUY SO REALLY HE DONE EVERYTHING

[MyK010401]

he just started late and took footage of him winning on that same core at put it at the right time

[DuckTehEpik]

@MyK010401 no shit fuck nut

[HoserzAndRavage]

wow the REAL chuck norris dosent need a kart. the reason you didnt show the cc is beacuse it was probably on 50cc noob.

[xxsaber350]

Chuck Norris doesn't race he alows u to lose

[Archsatanz]

LOL  !

[definitionofunstable]

no kart needed chuck norris could walk on his hands and win

[maclaren93]

fake! chuck norris dont need a kart to win :D

[LordBane999]

@maclaren93 he doesnt even need this crappy cut video to prove he won

and lmao i agree if chuck norris was in this race he would already be driving home with gold medal and the trophy girl, when they start

[leefishcake1]

@maclaren93 that doesn't mean he didn't use one

[MyBrett99]

@maclaren93 Chuck Norris Dosn't need a kart...or anything, He simply says "I win." and everyone else says "Yes sir!"

[maclaren93]

@MyBrett99

:O! you are right! jajajaj xD

[TheFullmetalRaven]

@MyBrett99

totally XD

[peanutman40]

fake chuck norris would hav been walking and won

[Gnorcteen1]

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[Lv24Magmar]

@Gnorcteen1 But what if I stodkfvds eib wiegfisdycdu snrbwtqt first before he pops out of the comweopfjfnbfk e,ksvhseqwiorb asekawwt4 jkb? Bet you didn't think of THAT huh?