Ocean Colour Scene - Mechanical Wonder

[KeithEss]

Where are parts 2-5?

[macleish100]

Class m8 u pulled it aft well

[handifords]

So SuperPillock, when you attempt and fail abysmally, almost in a Stefan Dennis way to stamp on an ant, never mind stampingtons head, will you apologise teeb style or not? Now you have resorted to physical threats in a vain attempt to salvage some pride after being caned verbally! You have been exposed as a limited fool bereft of even half an ounce of wit! You bankrupt tosser!!!

[SuperWillox]

Stampingtonzoo Id like to stamp on your head so why not mail me your name and address and Ill make it happen, now thats your name and address none of your jumped up bullshit so try and stick to the topic in your reply

[stampingtonzoo]

@SuperWillox .. Thats not a problem as such bucktooth... but i will personally find you when you pay foolish homage to the unknown gola outside the rotunda... it wont be a problem to spot you in your £3.50 feather cut which in its wretchedness looks laughable upon your lumpen cro magnon head. At such a juncture i will gladly knock some sense into that unbelieving face of yours as twat around in two bob bruce lee tomfoolery wailing.. 'apologise..apologise

[handifords]

@SuperWillox ...Are you TPK in disguise?

[SuperWillox]

@handifords Like I said name and address Im not interested it chit chat I just want to break your face

[stampingtonzoo]

@SuperWillox .... don't know about your lumpen bravado about breaking faces... the only thing you could break with a modicum of gusto ...is wind... which of course is no problem considering your penchent for all things fried including battered mars bars... tunnocks tea cakes.. and even the occasional dog stool... have you been practising your made up kung fu moves with a view to uttering astonished exhortations for apologies after being stoved without parallell... apologise..

[handifords]

@SuperWillox ...Shit Shat is more your cup of tea eh, failure boy? Where do you live then? Ashby-De-La Zouch?

[handifords]

@SuperWillox ...I will meet you at your holy shrine ok! The monument to the scuffed Gola, there will be a raising of lumpen shovels outside the Rotunda near the auditorium tomorrow at noon, I will see you there with my tools, fuckface! See you late beefy tits!!

[handifords]

@SuperWillox ...Have you broken wind yet then, pigeon face?? You cannot even do that without messing up your trousers, you Nonce!!

[stampingtonzoo]

indeed.. the sad footnote to the whole episode was that haddock insisted on being called teeb..For some reason his whole speech pattern became inflected with jamacianisms... Furthermore,in later years it became known that he converted to judaism.. Obviously the pummeling the cunt recieved had done some cerebral damage... Its now thought that after the incident teeb sought solace in believing that he was a man of fame and needed the services of a minder to give his delusional self credence..

[handifords]

As he crouched down on his haunches the surrounding crowd were aghast and waiting for some kind of special moves, but alas Fanny Craddock was dispatched with complete aplomb by hammer blows to his hunched back!! His Brummy cheeks were strewn with crocodile tears and a look of complete and utter shame! The Shame!! The Shame!!His pathetic whimpers of Apologise were correctly cast asunder, just like his career after the cuntalini target was seen still lying in bargain baskets in local costcutters!

[mycrate]

indeed.... its thought that the scuffle broke out at the behest of steve haddock and chips... in a bizarre ritual haddock led the onlooking crowd to believe that he was some kind of bruce lee type, as he plummed around making up martial art moves that never even existed in the first place. 2 sturdy right handers despatched the cunt easily... in a further twist the tearful and bludgeoned faced haddock exorted his attacker to 'apologise apologise'... his patent leather shoes were scuffed..

[handifords]

Left crumpled, battered and bloodied on the cobblestone streets outside the Dudley British Legion these failed retro charlatans whimper in abject agony for an ambulance! When the paramedics notice who they have been summoned to help, they sharply make a swift exit from the scene! One is overheard saying and I quote..." We will be doing music a favour if we let those pratts rot in their own bland servile retro Sergio Tachinni attire" Faint murmurs of apologise were heard as they sped off!!

[clarissa1976]

@handifords confused.com

[mycrate]

indeed.. but the danger of such a scenario is that the sad lumpen truth would be an embarassment of awful magnitude.... vision haddock and chips and the ginger singer... extolling their moribund musical wares to a violent audience with a swagger that betrays their pointlessness.. offering blanditudes without parallell... only to be chinned by some London Boy who has the nuantical suss to rumble their dire output... leaving them lumpen and perplexed and crying " apologise, apologise"

[handifords]

It would be even better that as they swagger with the cock-sureness and arrogance of Himmlers SS personal bodyguards, they might take a wrong turning down a back street in Barcelona and be set upon by 12 bleary eyed and boozed up Catalans! Whereby the shit would be literally kicked out of these Brummie lightweights! Their white piping down the seams of their stoned washed jeans all torn asunder under the weight of a savage and totally justifiable beating!

[mycrate]

Indeed, indeed.... little englanders on tour of a country that should know better than to let these nasally whining midlanders anywhere near the iberian peninsula... Retro merchants blissfully ignorant to any notion of culture, apart from the monochrome provincial nightmare that is Birmingham..Maybe they should peddle their 2 bob musicality on the streets of Pamplona, where they might be expunged in the mayhem of a stampede..

[handifords]

Lurching around a Spanish resort extolling their innate little England sentiments and berating the local culture with tales of how superior Birmingham is! Complaining about the local food, as though pork scratchings were some how more superior! Only eating fish and chips and not having an open mind to try something new! Why move around the world if Eden was so near, eh? Proselytizing their political views verbatim from the Daily Mail / Sun!! Then worshiping this musical version of tripe!!

[mycrate]

indeed... shades of mediocrity burdened by a brummie swathe of it as evident from these twats on some kind of spanish holiday... you can tell these tools are longing for the bull ring, pork scratchings and a pint of rotten flowers bitter by their complete musical ineptitude in front of a foreign audience... steve haddock and chips has even saw fit to sport a pair of sandals !.. a sartorial move worthy of kneecapping... probably the worst band in the world ever...

[handifords]

Never mind shades of mediocrity, this song conjures up images of whole swathes of it!!!

Meandering around the bull ring on a Saturday afternoon shopping in pound shops and eating bland stodge that masquerades as food!

Probably the worst band from the worst city in the world.........ever!!

[MrCroixdeguerre]

After watching this .. i must confess i wistfully taken back to days where carlsberg was the top lager for your lumpen saxon... rememeber the advert " probably the best lager in the world". Well in a revival of sorts- or indeed homage to the fact that carlsberg is and was piss- these twats should be paraded on national tv with a voice over emulating said yesteryear advert proclaiming " ocean duller scene-probably the worst band in the world.... ever"...

[handifords]

It's a small miracle that these mediocre tossers are allowed to churn out such bland, shopping mall conformity, ITV Eastern European cheaply produced and staffed, mini-series type dross!

[SuperWillox]

@handifords if you dont like them why you listening to it? also kiss my fat one OCS are the shit you fucking mong!

[handifords]

@SuperWillox ..Like is I said SuperPillock, I am not listening to them! I don't have fat lumpen cauliflower ears like you do Pigeon Face! You cheaply use expletives to camouflage your flaccid point, exposing yourself as a thick scummy no mark! Now get back to your dart playing pleb activities and put on some Shed 7 to anesthetize your bland soul! What is your fat one by the way ? Your fat thick Cro Magnon skull you mean?? No thanks, pencil neck!!!

[stampingtonzoo]

mechanical wonder.... what a shite title for a song...what the fuck are these wankers on about... stephensons pounding rocket engine ... no wonder wellers albums sound bollocks with his continued use of a stain such as craddock... awful tosh... even the expense involved in a takamine can't save these cunts.

[SuperWillox]

@stampingtonzoo Wellers albums sound shit( which you will notice doesnt have an e in it) because weller is shit OCS are legends if you dont like them dont listen and keep your comments to yourself you wank

[stampingtonzoo]

@SuperWillox ........SuperWillox is an apt title for you dullard scene lover...From my past tenure upon the south coast of england a willox was local vernacular for a prize plum... which with accredited aplomb you have shown your weary and linear self to be.... One must now offer you sympathy with your chosen recourse to blanditudes as exemplified by ocean duller scene, who, with the wind of negation breezing upon their moribund faces-are now reduced to playing 2 bob venues for small change..

[SuperWillox]

@stampingtonzoo Dull like the shit that comes out of your mouth, speak english you weirdo not that pretentious bullshit your coming away with now if you dont like ocean colour scene thats cool they have plenty of fans without you so why dont you just fuck off and spout your shit on some beethoven or whatever it is your into you over educated little cunt maybe if you have experienced real life you could relate to theyre songs

[kadok28exc]

ufff ke buena musica,forever OSC

[incertfan1]

I absolutely love this - it gives me butterflies xD

[HreodbeorhtWeard]

give that nigger some bongos

[mycrate]

mechanical wonder ?........ what like stephensons rocket. This sounds like nursery rhyme........... woeful

[SuperWillox]

@mycrate Woeful what the fuck does that even mean you cunt, only a mong with no ear for music could dislike this song

[handifords]

@SuperWillox ..Ignorance is bliss eh? You thick fool! You do not even know what words mean! You seem to revel and display immense pride in being so obtuse!! This mediocre Fayre is just the right level for you then eh! Bedfellows of stupidity !!

[SuperWillox]

@handifords you over educated little fuckwit Id break you like a twig so fuck off your getting on my nerves

[stampingtonzoo]

@SuperWillox ... by the way .. who the fuck are you... are you some sort of tool who brings his hp sauce bottle on his annual cut price holiday to magaluf and in all his british bravado disgraces himself by filling his pants with shite in a drunken night of revelery down at antonios place.. where after making your loutish self known to the populus in a false and two bob friendly manner , finally succumbs to too much ale and lecherous behaviour.. a person non grata for the rest of the hols..

[SuperWillox]

@stampingtonzoo haha no thats how the english behave abroad thats why theyre hated the world over now get a life and fuck off I have better things to do than trade blows with a little wank stain like yourself like listening to the best band in the world Ocean Colour Scene

[stampingtonzoo]

@SuperWillox .. Speaking of wankstains and trading blows superpillock... did you know that steve haddock has now opened a second hand gola trainer shop.. a stones throw from the bull ring.. a monochrome emporium dedicated to all things third class and scuffed.. Akin to the absoloute vacancy that is ocean duller scene.. Its thought that haddocks collection of paul wellers toilet paper will also be on sale... all funds will be donated for the upkeep of the scuffed gola monument at the rotunda..

[handifords]

@stampingtonzoo ..Indeed, Superpillock would be there with Martin (Ginger) Webster, Nick Griffin and other assorted tree carriers from the EDL no doubt! Shovels raised in salute at the scuff monument in the Rotunda near the boulevard of broken down burger vans! The guest speaker is Steve (Fanny) Craddock, who will regale the lumpen crowd with his mono syllabic mumblings! Then he unveil his guitar that will cause a stampede to the grease vans for some stodge to assuage the pain of his warblings!

[clarissa1976]

@stampingtonzoo did i miss something?

[handifords]

@SuperWillox ..The only blows that emanate from your news-papered walled piss stained bedsit SuperPillock, are the ones that your hand makes as you pump yourself with a home made sexual contraption whilst watching repeats of Catweasel!!!

[handifords]

@SuperWillox ....You seem to be threatened by education!! Is that because you have none and feel utterly inadequate when it comes to a verbal scrap, that you feel the lumpen need to resort to mindless violence? The only thing you will be breaking pigeon face is your virginity when you start cottaging down your local councils public toilets! You bankrupt thick plum!!

[benlavin89]

Ocean colour scene are without a doubt one of the best bands of the last 30 years, alongside oasis. Totally underrated. Fowler and Craddock = genius!

[frankophille]

What a fcukin song.

Mechanical wonder is not my favourite OCS album but by fuck 'Mechanical Wonder' is an anthem. ('Up on the Downside' is legendary too btw)

[alvarock68]

CHEERS FROM MEXICO.. GOD BLESS YA!

[dougs21345]

seen them at stirling castle and they kicked ass cant w8 till kelso

[handifords]

I see you are back, Mark Hateley! The groups you mentioned are the ones that you really like! But one day you watched Later with Jools Holland and decided to jump ship, turncoat style! You then nailed your colours to the mast of mediocrity and are forever seeking succour in this failed attempt and recreating Paul Wellers early work of note! You are exposed as the half wit your family know you for and therefore you should seek some solace in Pompeiing yourself in your slum dwelling!

[SIMONHATELEY]

go and listen to some queen or bon jovi you fuking twat handifords, stangtonzoo and mrcriox...who the fuck are you ey if you dont like it dont listen to it ..

[stampingtonzoo]

simon...Never in the field of human idiocy has such a candidate for knapery been so keen to expose his lumpen plebian self....Steve craddock is a kegworthy twat

[HreodbeorhtWeard]

@stampingtonzoo

add that shitstabber

[handifords]

Ed De Goeys mogadon manner is the main cause of inspiration for the shysters! Their tepid sound only matched by their lack of any artistic integrity! The sooner these cunts go the way of Shed 7 and Echobelly, the better. At least Echobelly had a tastey lead singer. More than can be said for this Weller arse licking alopeciaed brummie wankstain!

[shaylerdavis]

The relevant analogy of this turgid attempt at musicality would be the piston action brutally contained within stephensons rocket ...Now lying desolate like a spent phallus in the science museum..However the rocket shows more signs of modernity than this shower of fools could even dream off..Woeful to say the least..

[stampingtonzoo]

the monsigner of pompeii will be giving a series of lectures on the secret deprevations of a monastic life..Its understood ocs will be playing some of their woeful songs during the intermission.Suitably attired in the monsigners already spent cassocks which have been gandalfed to quite a buckled extent..Ed de goey and his parents will be available for estrangement after the whole sorry affair is over..

[MrCroixdeguerre]

Indeed the monsigner has been an aficionado of depraved tastes for many a year,which has led him to the barren pastures ploughed by such non entities as ocean busted spleen..Its rumoured that simple simon is also a secret cassock wearer and has been recieving the monsigners relentlessly choked bishop for some time.Its also believed that master wanker steve craddock has been wearing the monsigners corrupted and shamed robes in the privations of his two bob birmingham home.The shame,the shame..

[handifords]

Is it Monsigneur Francisco Pellegrino you are talking about? He was the one in that magazine called smut! He was all spent with Jism dripping from his bellend on to his crusty brown cassock! The shame he felt was only assuaged by a good bout of self flaggellation, apparantly!!

[stampingtonzoo]

its now been confirmed that the monsigneur of pompeii has been pencilled in as ed de goeys replacement for the dreadful ocean duller seen..its thought that his flaccid and corrupt jib will be exposed at the next gig...A new single is expected provisionally titled "oh the shame,oh the shame...A free stained cassock will be given free with each cd..

[lairdy233]

Handifords, why do you seem to be on every OCS video on here slevering some pish about how bad they are? get a fucking grip mate and listen to songs and watch videos from bands that you like and give everyone a rest from the shite that keeps flowing from your keyboard on to youtube! WANKER!

[handifords]

Why don't you just turn off the tv and do something a little more interesting than spouting your Ally McCoist Rangers bigoted tripe, you sweaty pratt!

[mycrate]

it seems you are a blue nosed pratt...Ally mccoist is a proddy two bob footballer..and a shite one at that...I bet you are a lowlander gobshite..whos shameful surname is campbell...Shilling taker..

[handifords]

Is there any recent news on how Ed De Goey is getting on with the production of this bands new output! Is the estrangement from his parents affecting his overall clarity and judgement do you think? Will this have an adverse effect on the quality of the bands music!Mind you I doubt it, it can't get any worse can it?Please bring back the theme tune from Trumpton, that was so far superior to this pastiche tosh!

[lind4978]

not sure if yor allowed to say this...........but fuck right off.. u wank! ps take the fucking marbles from your mouth, an we mite no wat ur talkin aboot!!!

[handifords]

I think you have lost your marbles, you ignoramus! Could you at least try and write correctly and not in the lumpen vernacular of your shit locale!

[handifords]

I know Ed De Goey's Mum and she said that she has not spoken to her son for years. A massive estrangement ensued and now he is producing records for Stephensons subsidiary label, piston pounding records! He produced this plodding effort which has the same gusto as his drooping moustache and gangly frame!

[stampingtonzoo]

its rumoured that ed de goey is taking over vocal duties in place of simple simon..though he wont be speaking to the press...or his parents...the first single is rumoured to be the ballad of stephensons rocket engine out soon on piston movement records

[MrCroixdeguerre]

yes this band are highly underrated...They could in fact,be deserving of the title worst band in the world....on the evidence of this woeful nursery rhyme...a fitting title..

[grace4103]

I think his voice sounds amazing here! One of the best bands ever!

[shaylerdavis]

check out the new cd by myrthyr and the tydfylls called " the piston action of stephensons rocket engine" there is also a remix version produced by ed de goey...

[livejacker]

bobby crosure when arguing u try to come all over as very smart with your words you pick to use, a have read over the comments on the pages and u use star trek alot is that  you over compensanting for your love of them and one more thing if you dont lke ocean colour scene y sit on their song and argue for ages?????

[bobbycrosure]

You David Gray loving plum! You should listen to Radiohead instead of slagging them off, as they are far superior to this bland tosh. You little cauliflowered ear cretin! Go back to your factory job, numbnuts!!

[hunkyfunkster]

simon fowler makes me laugh, top bloke, but his speaking voice ia always changing, he goes from a posh voice, to a brummie voice, back to posh again LOL!

[shaylerdavis]

Good news!!! ED DE GOEY has teamed up with STEPHENSONS ROCKET ENGINE...and due to release a version of mechanical wonder..Out soon on kingdom brunel shellac discs....

[shaylerdavis]

If you like ocs check out ed de goey and the estrangements new cd....

[shaylerdavis]

this shit is about as relevant as the betamax video machine....who knows the mechanical wonder they are jabbering on about could well be a tribute to such a machine..I'm going back to sleep now..bye

[silversurfernick]

Bobbycrosure you are so like Gareth Keenan from out of the 'Office'..you sad smug twat. If you had a stapler, i'd put it in a jelly....sad act. I bet you pick your nose and eat it ! Cock..remember the word, every time you look in the mirror..cock !

[bobbycrosure]

I see you have coined your name from a comic book character. Unfortunately there is no comic value in what you have just said! Like you hero David Brent, you are also under the misguided illusion that you are funny! But alas, you are nothing but an inarticulate pratt! Your use of the word cock twice in the same sentence betrays your lumpen sensibilities! Now go back to your lair and do everyone a favour and nape yourself! You foolish boy!!

[silversurfernick]

I can see that you have coined your name from the inability to control your bladder..Bobby cross ur legs so you dont pee yourself..did the kids take the piss out of you when you were at school..is that why you are so cross now in later life...please note i didnt mention the word 'mates' at school....i know that you wouldnt have had any...remember..'cock'..

[bobbycrosure]

Just as I can clearly see that you are an inadequate little plum who does not make sense!Cross my legs?Pee myself?Mates? Could you attempt to enlighten me on what is going on in your narrow mind! You are clearly a star trek, doctor who loving pratt who was bullied at school! You are fixated with the word cock, because you are one! You are an eejit who has no friends and no social circle, but instead watches dvd's of star trek:the next generation at home alone,scratching your pubeless self.

[silversurfernick]

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby...have you taken your medication today..I have just Googled 'bobbycrosure' and yes, surprise, surprise i see that you have been very busy posting thousands of nasty little poisonous comments all over the world. Not just on YouTube but many other sites as well...bet you have a very little winker, and thats why you are cross...Have a great life Bobby, i can see that you are really enjoying it...but remember..cock..

[bobbycrosure]

I can sense that you are a very angry person inside by how seriously you are taking all this! I find it hilarious that you would google a user name on Youtube! How sad your life must be! Have you finished playing with your pubeless jib whilst watching repeats of William Hartnell's Doctor Who? You like must be bereft of fun, just like your missives are befert of a clear and concise meaning! Plum !

[stampingtonzoo]

this is the most boring song i have ever heard....in fact i just think i fell asleep..Who are these wankers anyway?

[ganny16]

How can you call them wankers when you dont even know who they are mate? Look them up and isten to a few tracks and you may understand.

[bobbycrosure]

May understand and reconfirm my suspicions that they are moribund, you mean? Stop contradicting yourself boy, you reply and then accuse me of always replying. I can see that the sustained drillage over the months has worn down the small amount of brain cells a middle of the road bland cliched pratt like you had in the first place!

[ganny16]

Hello matey! The lead guitarist is steve cradock and the lead singer is simon fowler. It is refreshing to hear that someone has actually took time to have a listen to the most underated band on the planet. keep in touch!

[hunkyfunkster]

you are right!, they are mind blowingly underrated, i think it's because they are very modest in personality, not up themselves like oasis, i actually think they are musically better!, one of my favourites is " so low", from ten years ago, shit, has it been that long? lol, that song's great live, but the recorded version sopunds awful, overproduced, fowlers vocals sound too soft on the record, when he has one of the strongest voices in the world

[suthes]

Hey mate this band were one of the biggest bands in the uk in mid to late ninties, albums with no fillers and all classics i still listen too, shame no one buys there records anymore they seemed to slowly faded away with there last two or three albums.

[connaught2008]

@suthes *their albums

[suthes]

@connaught2008 piss off

[madhatfaesax]

steve cradock

[SuperWillox]

@stampingtonzoo haha just noticed this comment your a joke stampingtonzoo Id like to be stamping on your head, theryre in aberdeen this month I have a spare ticket if you want an education in good music.

As for Shed 7 Im listening, you happy now haha

[stampingtonzoo]

@SuperWillox .... Well thats great lumpeness personified...I love a bit of comedy. So i'll empty me third world jar of coppers and allocate you 53p.. the price of duller scenes pointless soiree in pointless aberdeen... Moreover, after you have caned your crumpled tenner on iron bru and pork scratchings i would be willing to lend you a quid for post gig fried mars bars... be sure to wear your scuffed golas and 66 england shirt.... clone..

[clattybrown2]

SIMPLY fantastic

thank you

***** faved

[Grahamjs1983]

Superb, love mechanical wonder, and this live version is brilliant.... OCS are my favourite band, and I've never lost any faith in them and their ability...... people, please stop banging on about who's mod and who isn't!!! I think these boys are living ledgends,regardless of any labels you want to put on them!!!!!! whoever uploaded this, thanks a lot, hats off to you.

[bobbycrosure]

I hate rockers as well SIMONihatemyselfHATELEY! But what I hate even more than them is you! With your fawning,blind,sheep like following of a shit band, who rode Weller's coat tails! You unquestionly follow these staid turgid midland plums and are probably from that shithole part of the world yourself! You must have shit in your eyes and offal in your ears if you think these plums are good! You are a 3rd class ticket mate, a right 2 and 8 !

[bobbycrosure]

Ganny I am in a shocking at your sudden volte face after your ignominous capitulation in the face of serious and sustained and indeed continous drillage! I was beginning to warm to your laconic and locquacious style! As indeed on here there are many people of a hideous nature and you seem like a half decent chap. Misguided in your blinkered love of this dreadful caper, but not a bad fellow. However this stuff owes more to Stephensons rocket in terms of its mechanical piston pounding moribundity.

[ganny16]

What? Why do you keep writing total and utter bollocks? I thought id heard the last of you, yet, you still seem to look for ocs videos just to slag them off! What a full life you must lead!!! Dreadful Caper!

[bobbycrosure]

Well it was you who responded to a month old comment of mine, was it not Einstein? If you had any clue you would understand that one can do many various things in a day, hence my life is totally full. Unlike yours, if you need to cling to these sad Weller liggers for your musical diet! Bad diet all round eh, sonny jim? Did you not understand the Trotsky reference last time sunbeam!! Tip it stokes!

[ganny16]

ha ha ha!!! wot a gobshite you are! think i'll leave it at that.

[bobbycrosure]

ah ha, but you could not leave it at that could you Gammy leg and gammy vernacular! You felt the need to assuage your northern myopic lifestyle with a bland retort! You do realise that you were only allowed your personal sidearm as a courtesy!

[ganny16]

stop sending messages bobby bag! your a dick! and also very, very boring!!! yawn yawn! hows your mother by the way?? Ha!

[bobbycrosure]

A dick? Is that the best you can do? Dreadful sunbeam! You would know all about being boring wouldn't you, what with your blind love of this anti septic bland outfit! Their Stephenson's rocket like no emotional thrusting leaves one cold due to it's lack of real soulful output. My Mum is fine, although I guess by referring to my mum you are drawing upon your school days humour quota to little effect. Another new sad northern tragedy unfolding.You Manc pratt!!

[ganny16]

manc pratt? once again quality!! you are so funny bobby bag! i really am falling head over heals for you!!! have a nice life, i have things better to do, you have not.

[bobbycrosure]

Well I know you are a Wigan boy, but you do follow Man United, so hence the Manc comment. It is a pity you could not fall head over heels for some decent music Gammy leg boy! What better things are you doing now, discussing dialectic materialism with your cerebral mate sparky for instance?

[ganny16]

yawn yawn! stop listening to whitney houston and dolly parton you bell eeeeeeeend! goodbye!

[bobbycrosure]

If you are that bored, which is not hard, due to you being a boring dour Northern pratt anyway! May I suggest you stop name checking your own sad musical collection with the aforementioned artistes, that sit proudly next to your Ocean Duller Scene and Shed 7 c.d's and go acquire yourself a decent personality, instead of spouting 14 yr olds jokes about Mums. You bankrupt pwwaaattttttt!!

[ganny16]

like i said before bobbybag, i own i wide range of music, unlike yourself. now go and get a life and top spending your days on your 1980's computer. p.s. you wll reply, like you always do, sad.

[wilson479]

shut it cunty bollox

[bobbycrosure]

Such a witty riposte! What institute of higher learning did you spend 3 years at in order to come up with such an elegant put down! What a lumpen effort you plebein pratt! Go back to bankrupt Oasis c.d's and drown yourself in butane abuse and do us all a favour and shut your moribund trap! Dismissed outright!

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

LMAO

[bobbycrosure]

HaHa, Dennis Waterman, classic! Indeed he is a plum who likes to plagiarise Weller's old quotes about class! What a failed retro spat! This band should be cast to the dustbins of History and do us all a favour! What supine detritus!

[SIMONHATELEY]

twat...what the f..ck do you know about music you greasy haired southern monkey..

[07168]

A lot more than you you northern offal eater.May surprise you but i was a mod probably before you were born.Difference being i was never found wanting in the department of taste.Best band in the world?about as deserving of that title as the dave clark 5 were in the 1960s...what a 3rd rate doughnut you are.

[07168]

What is a mechanical wonder?Definitley not this tosh.Look at Cpt Wanker a cross between Paul Weller and Dennis Waterman.Fuckin dreadful.

[SIMONHATELEY]

why post coments about one of the best groups ever, there is no need to be jelous just because your a smelly rocker. go and wash your hair you dirty leather twat..and clean your horrid shit breath..f..ing hate rockers

[07168]

Rockers i thought they were a thing of the past? oh sorry i forgot you northern pricks are 50 years behind.The only place where modernisim thrives on george formby 78s.....yet another northern tragedy.

[markmcq54]

I got Ocean Colour Scene - Alibis on my page, there best song ever!!!

[mycrate]

Mark,why in the name of christ are you posting this comment on every single ocs page.I hope you have an alibi to deny this otherwise you must be some kind of idiot.

[citybilton]

Long live ocs...saw them in crewe on the 31st july fantastic!!!

[gillieallstar]

ocs on top forever feck what every one else says they are top class

[mcfadden1888]

A great band!

[gaeilge0900]

The Best band on planet Earth. Saw them in Portlaoise, Ireland on Friday night. Out of this world.

[07168]

maybe they should of locked you up in portlaoise jail for having the affrontary to express such a foolish opinion.Best band on planet earth lol.They do retro pastiche.If that wasn't bad enough they also do it really badly... dreadful old tosh

[johnxbox]

olc, although they are very appreated bands amongst many, are one of the most underappreciated bands of the last couple of decades. they will be appreciated in the future alot more........as will ashcrofts solo stuff. .........and the seahorses ;-)

[embeebutterly]

shame about the high pitch squeek

[TobyEllisSongwriter]

Great shout fireplace! After watching this I had to learn it! Just figuring out steves extra bits now ;)

OCS, never lose those fleeting minds of yours!

[fireplace22]

this song will be played in a 100 years to come amazin lol

[TheMart]

Top 5 OCS tune this like.

[everlasting123]

Top song by a top band. OCS forever!

[sharpee1937]

this is just the ultimate chilling tune...i love it like i love the sounds of birds on a thursday morning!!!

[gdsamuel1]

What does Damon say at the end?

[brainsdotcom]

"Darren can you turn steve down (then some spannish i think)

[thecocaincowboy]

No wonder Oscar Kick fuck out of him, talking Spannish "the dirty bastard!"

[alvarock68]

que pedos locos.. muy buena banda.. fantastic!

[tooheys1968]

Fleeting Mind: Fell in love with these guys first time I heard it. Very unknown band here in Canada....boo, but I'm passing it on....OCS....thanks to my Brighton buds for the intro

[familiar2millions]

one of the most underated bands ever in the UK. old stuff like fleeting mind, lining your pockets, and besides yourself....pure quality..simon fowler is a genius!!!

[casualchauncey]

@familiar2millions

fleeting minds probably the ebst song simons fowlers ever written. oscar said he thinks so too in the interview which is on the Anthology DVD

[Triggs49]

They are so good. Deserve more credit than they get.  Best band from the last 15 years.

[souldriverx]

mr fowler is god.

[annsofielaugesen]

Nice Shorts!

[musicmod]

This is a classic!!!! Stevie.. your Brill..sammy sounds great as ever!! OCS ROCK"""

[ScoobGruber]

Their sound is so tight

[tobco79]

Modtastic