Girlfriend caught me jerking it, jizz kiss, banging her boyfriend's bestfriend! - Ask The John

[TheEaglesfanindc]

wow!!! women are so different from guys if we found our girl watching porn playing wit her self we wouldnt care we would love it

this is no reason a man should have to hide his porn

and the bitch that wont the letter about fucking her mans best friend damn yea like john said fuck it u want him be wit him

[whoneedslove1]

LMAFO

[MyJackyT]

check my jerking vid bitches

[Papawowmac]

I don't get it, why jerk off when your girlfriend is in your house? Either get her to do it for you, or just have sex wtih her.

[qwerty11111122]

0:00

[CALXYBERRY]

im a girl whoo lovezzz watching but Im not a dirty basterd........maybe a lil BUT I AINT NO HOE!! xD

[MyJackyT]

@CALXYBERRY BItch u a hoe

[iToasterman]

You got my sub

[WolvertSky]

May I do a video response on ask the John

[UltimateKing011]

man i yanked one off to facebook pics, magazines, even female disney characters.

this one tie i stole a chicks gymbag (im in school) and jizzed all over her clothes.

then i took this chicks brushed and rubbed out a few to the scent of her hair. then this other chicks bag i took some tampons... i enjoy myself ;)

[Damage961]

@UltimateKing011 WTF you are nasty as shit

[qwertyabsurd]

@Damage961 Hey at least the guy keeps it real. Some guys dont have the balls to come out and say what really gets their dick hard.

[oKRYOGENICzx]

@UltimateKing011 sick bastard

[Toohard1234]

0:59 to 1:09, actually, I would be very turned on by that, and probably would get on her right then a there.lol

[lulac1991]

i would totally date you :) depending if you don't talk about me in your vids :P

[footballking1122]

Why do guys like porn?? Porn is just sooo gross.

[Pipemaster8oh8]

make sure u have ur own comupter also.... just think if she happened to go through the internet history..... and she saw ur porn XP

[kewteama]

True story: When girls watch porn theyère... skills... become better ;)

[CaptainKillByFire]

Google. Boxxy. Mute. Inappropriate? I think yes

[LilBlitz116]

i jerked 2 a pic of snooki

[MuzicTalkZ]

If i saw a girl doing that id just fuck her and get excited,not freaked out.Lol

[nooberlishes]

Porn is just like a video book. It teaches you new ways to please your guy/gal so i find porn educational ;)

[19Pupp]

WHAT"S ON MY LIPS IT'S YOURS!! LMDO

[spetznas101]

You should make a definition of what a "Bastard" is.

[SionTheProdigy]

Dude!! we all have been there, girls who have no form of interesting quality bout them but cool and pretty much do anything with them are cool for a matter of time. Its a matter of time before the man is bored out of his fucking mind then wants to jump off the empire state building and jerks off on his way down to the ground. For those 30 secs b4 he goes splat, that man just experienced some next shit. ladies, not all hope is lost but!! Always have something interesting to do or to talk about

[Gothhana]

I dunno lol. not dirty tv shows count? XD.

[jevans5145]

IM DOWN

[xXxemobunny98xXx]

I LOVE his accent xD

[StickyIky]

Where I lack in size I usually compensate for it by "ramming it in"

[Golem890]

6 foot toned guy with 3 inch penis man chgickdont dig that short stop shit bro thats some fucked up shit

[greeklishhhbaby3]

I would def date you....but tbh u seem like the kind of guy who would kill the vibe during sex by cracking a joke xD

[virtualgirlmakeup]

this is funny!! hahaha

[SuperCoolbabygirl]

i'm not a dirty bastard chick!

[Percush1n]

This is the coolest dude I've ever seen... Next time I'm in L.A., I'd totally be down with hangin' with him.

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

hahaha great question, I've "played dj" to infomercials, family sitcomscartoons, while i'm reading books (not nessacarily dirty ones either) some college humor videos, even in public!(but very very very discreetly) whenever the mood strikes me, I'm doing it! regardless of whats in front of me, HAH!

[suckingboobies]

I'd rather be 6'5, packing my 3 inches of pleasure.Hahaha

[suckingboobies]

LMAO, I fucking love this guy, you cum kisser.

[mercedes1988]

yeah i would date you, you seem like fun, youre not disgusted that easily,youre honest and i dont mind you flirting with other chicks or watching porn, you dont even have to lock the door for me..you do your thing homeboy...but ill kill you twice if you cheat

[dawgchld82]

skyy u are right...fucked up girl have the best sex i've ever had,,,lol

[MetaRothSephKnight]

push 1 over and over! LOL!!!!!

[honorabovemoney]

Awsome video!

[horstizzle]

TRUE STORY: Was jerking it all night and was damned tired. fell asleep while jerking it... Mom found me in the morning with dick out in hand

[KrfNYC2]

@horstizzle Oh my goodness.

[hotdrumchick]

A friend that I get with can't stand it when I try to kiss him after I blow him. He'll be kissing all on me after he eats me out, but thinks it's totallly disgusting if I try to kiss him, lol! I say like you John---It's HIS cum, it ain't mine, haha! I like the mixed flava!

[hotdrumchick]

I absolutely LOVE watching a man jerk off, and I did catch my ex-bf jerking off to porn. I was irked for a minute but then I said, "He's fucking me, not the girl in the video, and it does have its' benefits", lol! Makes the sex together like "ba-BAM"!!!

[hoobastankrulez]

@hotdrumchick LMAO you dirty bastard chick! :P

[hotdrumchick]

@hoobastankrulez And proud of it, hahaha!!

[KiLLeDByaNooB1]

@hotdrumchick you dirty bastard chick your bad-ass

[BlakeBeilby]

@hotdrumchick luh dat shit

ba BAMMM!!!!

why did u quote that

[Ice1man44]

John you are AWESOME!!!

[JusDesireable]

Thumbs up for Dirty Bastard Chicks!

[SniperRankings]

lol i hope you dont mind i have a penis loll.

[tvirus101]

i think every guy in the UK with a girlfriend originally from Portugal is keeping an eye on them.

[UFCbrendanortiz1]

i thought thoose pants were underwear

[FerociousAmbrosis]

Youtube Homepage is terrible, makes me not wanna even go on youtube to watch my subscriber videos.

[SoilentGr33n]

This bastard only wears pants when sophia is on the show now.

[cortenb]

Lol. This whole show was awesome

[phalluman]

FUCK THEM. WE JERK OFF. My girl knows when i jerk off because i tell her im going to. If she's not cool with it, tell her that she needs to help you out. If not, then tough shit for her. Who are you hurting?

[pntsou]

this is the best skyjon video, I laughed my ass off the whole time, but at the same time, he was talkin some real shit.

[PRESTOSAURUSREX]

If your English teacher is hot....#that'snotmessedup!

[foolish1193]

Just seen the Argentinian Dancing With the Stars and it is highly explicit and HOT AS HELL!!!

[qop567]

"She don't even have to know that she's a booty call!" hahahaaaa!

[MillZkId23]

Dirty bastard chick XD I LUV THEM

[vamtheanomaly]

If hes a real best friend he wouldnt bang you and would then TELL his best friend what you tried to do.

[Twilight444]

Lol, yeah, that's the truth.

We are dirty bastard chicks.

Haha, I love when you said "the person with bad credit".

Also, I could never get off to a picture. I need the movement and the moans :P.

[Twilight444]

Lol, yeah, that's the truth.

We are dirty bastard chicks.

Haha, I love when you said "the person with bad credit".

[Twilight444]

Lol, yeah, that's the truth.

We are dirty bastard chicks.

[RGPessoa818]

What happened to Sophie??

[Shun101010]

@RGPessoa818 it was uploaded on a friday and there's no girls allowed on atj on friday

[kurosmashify]

Haha I get what you mean about girls not wanting to see a guy jerking off to porn but... I guess I'm just different. :P I had my guy show me his stash!

[Tiars666tiamat]

Dude FUCK youporn. Check YouJizz. Great site, great quality long videos and big thumbnails. I switched from youporn to Spankwire and from spankwire to YouJizz and never looked back. Check it out and tell me what you think of it

[Ness757]

I once rubbed it out to a fat girl's saggy tits I found on one of those "plastic surgery" website. Not my proudest moment.

[SlitheringWeeds420]

know the feeling man... once i jerked to a spot on the wall in my bathroom that kinda looked like tits...i was takin a shit and didnt have any other material when my mastrabatory timer went off!

[harris3693]

I rubbed out to a pic of a chick in my University agenda book because the internet was down for like 4 hours!!!

[cooltunacan]

the two milfs in the shopping network at like 2 am, i had to take little breaks when they would zoom into the item lmao.

[firexeye]

I can't get mad at my boyfriend for watching porn

I watch it just as often as he does

[scraggly2]

1 girl 1 plate :|....that shit got banned from the internet it was so bad

[Rwizzzzzy]

I've wacked off to booty shaking videos of YouTube because I've seen most of the videos that I like on YouPorn.com.

[gangstasal85]

6'5 with a 3 inch penis, if you're big, girls assume you got big tools, thats all it takes to get them into bed but jokes on them when all 3 inches are inside and they're dissapoint.

[toxx2010]

skyy u know that most of ur viewers are virgins :D

(and am one of them)

[smithdave2237]

Sophia ain't here for 2 reasons... 1) Skyy is an asshole, he's funny but he's an annoying filthy asshole and Sophia got sick of him. 2) "the bastards" didn't like Sophia and Skyy kicked her out cos he's the biggest bastard here and doesn't wanna lose his audience. LOL

[R1pp3r13]

me. some chicks albums on fb

[sharingun0sister]

i jizz kiss my boyfriend all the damn time! he don't give a fuck! lol. he come up and kiss me too and i take it! it's your own shit!

[tinateeni]

i would date you haha

[peezyface]

when I was young ... it used to be my aunt's victoria secret catalogues she used to keep in her bathroom!

[MidgetbusterXX]

Meh a jizz kiss whats the worst that can happen seriously its yours. I had a guy come up to me and bet me 500 Bucks to do one of two things. my choice. Option a was to jerk it and lick my jizz or lick a shit. Ive done a jizz kiss it was meh.. I have a high sugary diet so it tastes sweet so meh. scored myself 500 bucks for what i do in the bedroom on a weekly basis.. Big whoop

[CleverDjembe]

@MidgetbusterXX

I'm with you, man. it's completely natural. I eat my jizz every time I jerk off just for the fun of it :)

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

8:59 what the fuck is a 5th wall

8:55 BWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA well guess that means ill be the tall guy, oh wait, im 6'6".....but i have and 8.5" (9.0" at MAX POWER) so i guess im not in it.

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

yeah so if you have a gf/bf WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED PORN? you can jack/jill off while single, you dont need to be chained down to some one for that.

[mrdzicc]

I make out with my gf right after age swallows my load. She swallowed it, there isn't much left in her mouth so I don't care I'll still make out with her

[Basherman25]

Rubbed a couple out to my English teacher....HAHA!!!

[Aflora24]

sky gives the best advice got to love it

[torofighter]

i rubbed it out to a news reporter on g00gle images

[asolomon15]

One of the best Ask the johns

[asolomon15]

I have to say that is hot..

[fmeriqui]

PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!!

[harris3693]

I rubbed out to a pic of a chick in my University agenda book because the internet was down for like 4 hours!!!

[lrc094]

Dirty Bastard Chicks Represent!!!!

[HylianFury]

i did to alot of facebook friends :D

[steverod675]

The chicks in the braw section of the JCPenney catalogs. For damn sure 3 foot tall guy .

[Mchlgraca15]

LMAO SO FUCKIN BAD AT 7:08 !!

[PalaSlayer]

agreed.

[hbpencil24]

Good girls don't stay good girls when they find out you cheated.

[Raven105X]

Man I think it's the same 5-7 ex-bastards (or feminists) disliking all your new vids. I only count 3 females that we ousted from the main show tho, something doesn't add up. Wth?

[DionLaurent1]

No way in hell I would leave or cheat on a chick like that AKA a good girl! Most chicks are the polar opposite. And those chicks are only goo for a fuck.

[xFlyswatterx]

Sophia = Dead? Fired? Missing person? BANISHED TO ETERNAL HELL FIRE?

[Ejwoods08]

I wouldn't freak out if I caught my girl masturbating to porn... I would see an incredible opportunity. As for perfect girls being boring, I mean, I see what you're saying. If she's perfect, there's nothing to keep you on your toes. Personally, I like girls that are a little bit fiesty, a little bitchy. BUT, if a girl is "perfect" for you, you're not going to be bored with her. There's a difference between a girl being "perfect" and "perfect for you."

[ImGoingToHeck]

You know you've hit a new low when you copy and paste 7 profile pics in MSPaint and simultaneously FAP to them all! GO BIG OR GO HOME

[SweetVampling]

Finally! Some respect for us female Bastards! ;D

And the weirdest thing I've rubbed one out to was The Labyrinth, the 80's one with David Bowie. My god he was hot back then!

[EricFishaaa1369]

I rubbed one out to a piece of bacon once it looked so good I just couldn't help myself

[90mloda]

yeah skyy you're true that's why guys cheat, they don't apreciate good girls, guys are sometimes more drama than girls! they want excitement without problems but that will never happen! ultimatum is true, stay with her suck it up and grow up or leave!! since you are smoking weed, maybe you are the boring one b/c she's not into it does'nt make her boring, at least shes not crazy chick that make you join a cult lol guys and girls these days have crazy expectations and demands! never satisfied!

[KaiserFlamberge]

Bollocks!

[hohohee1]

I Bet You Takeshi Kanemoto Has A Small Pee Pee

[werbatima88]

All Hail the Bastards!!!

[twilightawakening]

that carpet looks so comfy. also this video looks amazing in terms of video quality

[terryrouge]

We're the Bastards Skyy, Of course we jerk off to shit thats not appropriate!!!

[nightfox786]

Ain't gonna lie. I do that all the time with some of my Facebook friends (girls only)...

[konieczkobrosproduct]

i'm jerking off right now to this video!!!

[Papu1234]

2girls1cup

[DayNKniteTV]

I once rubbed one out to a picture to a news piece on Sara palin....I had to use alot of imagination

[Wilster1989]

I rub one out to these ask the john videos.

[AuntWeezy07]

I knew I wasn'tike most women....

[SkyyJohn2]

@AuntWeezy07 ha :-)

[1holybladex]

@SkyyJohn2 hey skyy wacth this before youtube flags the sht out of it

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

@AuntWeezy07

what are you talkin about

[ebonknight]

Skyy you are the true Dirty Bastard.

[iamsatan04]

Haha only nowadays is Cheating considered talking to another girl watching porn

Emotional cheating is what they call it lol it's bullshit

[ArGyProductions]

I Rubbed One out to SUPERSIZED BBW back in the day... It was the best nut ever but once the moment of ecstacy had passed I felt sick and so guilty. I then went and took an ice cold shower, sat on the floor clutching my knees, rocking back and forth saying ' What have I done.. WHAT HAVE I DONE?! ' :| :|

[rampsublo]

god i love these almost 10 minute long ask the johns<3

[roosterdf]

SkyyJohn has issues with monster cocks...

[glenjamz]

Private Browsing ftw!

[ushasa]

I wouldn't mind walking in on a guy watching porn and jerking off, it's kinda sexy. As long as it's not guys, sheep or children I'm fine w/ it, I just ask that I get to do the same w/out him freaking out. Sharing is caring :)

[BestTrueBlood]

believe it or not, i jurked off to OPRAH once ;(

[StRyKeR1987]

hahahahahha 3:46 - 4:05 = i shat my pants...skyy delight the way i love it ;)

[JosephCee]

skyy ma boy, answer the question i sent you about me still being a 21 year old virgin. cmon. :P how many of my bastard brethren out there are loser bastards like me who are still virgins?? cmon, show me some love.

[pandadude5150]

u look fatt in this shirt

wtf?

[hujklnm23]

HAHAHA @ put your condoms on

[IonicGell200]

I jerked off to you, Skyy.

[TetsuyaHikari]

Wow. My question actually got through? Awesome, lol.

I was actually asking it on a friend's behalf though since he watches AskTheJohn too, but he didn't have the balls to send the question to him because everyone would have his name, heh. I know better than to keep the door unlocked :P. Plus, I don't have a girlfriend anyway >_>

Thanks for answering the question though, bro. I already linked the video to him and says you're a bastard for the response you gave, lol. I thought it was spot on :)

[swlovesh70]

@TetsuyaHikari LOL NICE

[SchumiPython]

Well there was this scat video........oh shit!

[littlelionman1]

banging her boyfriend's bestfriend: ......... reasons why i hate that my name is Jesse

[TheRhinoAutobot]

shiiiiiiit if i caught my girl rubbin one out, im gonna convince her to let me finish her off. thats not a freakout situation in my book.

[studdark]

O O i did did ...i jerked while listening to TIBETAN MEDITATION CHANTS :D

PS- i LASTED 21 min :)

[RandyR190]

The super devil makes me commit adultery

[THENISAIDRAWRx]

jerking off to yer mom.

[misskeesh]

Maybe dude needs to upgrade girlfriends. If it was me I would've join him. The ultimatum move was like saying I wanna break up!!! Fuck choose me over porn??? lmao what's wrong with that chick??

[mrumack]

skyy...so u dont need to jerk it to some random chick on fb

go to xnxx.com type in big butt oil orgy in the search, its like 65 minutes. u can use it for weeks. promise youll like..ppl thumbs up so skyy knows this is the shit

[hellbat]

@mrumack

Thx dude thats the fuckin best porn I've ever seen in my life!!!!

DAMMMMM!!!!

[SkyyJohn2]

@mrumack Shit! That's a good site! LOL

[harris3693]

@SkyyJohn2 I knew that site for years!!!LOL!!

[B1gHe4d]

@mrumack youjizz.com = good site :)

and yep ive done profile page rubbings xD

[OmegaPisces]

@mrumack lmao

[bryant49]

BANG HIM AND HIS FRIEND THEY WILL LOVE U FOR IT

[bryant49]

IF I CAUGHT MY GIRL RUBBING TO PORN ID JOIN HER

[almadamarys]

thank you for showing love and respect for us FEMALE BASTARDS! :)

[CleverDjembe]

@almadamarys

I can only imagine how naughty you are in bed... ;)

[almadamarys]

@CleverDjembe *smile and nod* *smile and nod* ;P

[hitmancoolio]

This is the most hilarious Ask the John ever hahaha. "I need eye drops now"

[Zoologist]

Gotten off to ex gf's pics, you know.. the ones where you look at and you say "damn, why the fuck did I go there?"

[RedmanATI]

I jacked off to that chicken video :(

[SaphiraTa]

(To add to my last comment) Im a guy that doesnt feel awkward almost ever.. and i told a chick i was banging this. She went down on me licked my balls and was really good and all and then to make me feel awkward she kissed me and we made out a bit then she said.... you just basically licked your balls... i was like ..... Soo what? lmao shocked the shit outta her... (almost litterally ;D ahahah)

[SaphiraTa]

To the first guy... Tell her that if you cant watch porn she's gotta fill in for the porn... and you watch lots ;) She's gotta step up if she takes away your hobbies! And yes Skyy im with you there... i will make out with a chick thats just blown me... its ME she just blew!

[Typhoon792]

Fucking guys are just as retarded as girls. I always hated hearing that shit from girls and now a guy says the same thing? He's bored? My advice: go fuck yourself and die. You don't deserve a girl like that.

Also, the bastard girl?.. The fuck is going, gender reversal?

[bluejuiseritsma]

Men do skanks just like women do douchebags..... so we're even.....

[lostineuphoria]

@bluejuiseritsma LOL <3

[jason4275]

be a man tell her either I'm jerking off to porn or she will be jerking you off every day thats the best ultimatum

[jUsSaLiL2cRaZy]

funnyjunk(dot)com/funny_pictur­es/1512335/Girl+Friend/

[blues03]

Aren't those his lucky green boxers? Are they like, the Friday special now?

[BuckwildWill]

i jerked off to my girlfriends grandmother's urn of ashes, never came harder in my life

[fridayboy]

I used Skyy's fake or real album on facebook

i kno im not the only one

[SkyyJohn2]

@fridayboy LMAO!!!!