Scott: Gay Marriage Leads To Eiffel Tower Marriage

[CasinoDuck]

This woman is a mind reader! That's exactly what I was thinking!

[SuperKevtastic]

Objects can't consent or sign legal documents. Objects cannot feel, objects cannot do nothing more than "Exist". Humans live, we have thought and feelings. Please do not compare homosexuality or gay marriage to bestiality, pedophilia, or object-people relationships. None of the recipients of the "love" in those relationships have the developed mental status to consent or sign legal documents.

[SuperKevtastic]

@SuperKevtastic can* do nothing more

[iruparatso]

"At home I'm sure you're thinking, this woman is nuts!"

-For a split second, she had become self aware. Too bad it didn't last.

[metalskinstudios]

To say this fuckin' bitch is a retard is still an understatement!!!

[nishbrown]

This is, BY FAR, the most retarded thing I have ever heard!!!

It must really suck to be that stupid and that full of bigotry and ignorance.

[cufflink44]

"I know you're thinking this woman is nuts!"

Yup. That's what I'm thinking.

[christopherse2]

WTF?!  This woman is not just nuts, she is SICK!!!

[derrald]

Paw-lee- AM- OR - EE

[tkdpanda999]

This woman is NUTS! <--she said it first, not me :P

she may be referencing a true article or whatever, but that can't be used for the basis of all lgbt community.

[MusicTewns]

She's a dumb bitch.

[hounddoggy7]

It boggles my mind how obviously closeted the most vehement opponents to gay marriage are. Most are sexually pent up and frustrated. These two are obviously gay and lesbian, respectively. Simply look at Marcus Bachmann to understand my point.

[R3dR0t]

How is the Eiffel Tower supposed to give consent and sign the marriage papers? The people in this video are absolutely stupid and mad.

[superstar333333333]

WTF is this lady talking about?!! its people like this that are going to drive this country into the ground. They think gay people are weird and yet they are saying crazy shit like this! no one is gonna want to marry the Eiffel Tower or an animal or anything else like that. We are talking about 2 PEOPLE who love each other. so open up those bigotry infested heads of yours and try listening to something else other than the sound of your own voices!!

[divinegod102]

I'm the Eiffel Tower and this crooked bitch deeply offends me.

[clubindiana4]

If Chaz Bono can change her/his name to Marcus Bachman and marry Michele.....then all gays should be able to marry!

[rubberbandiv]

polyaMORY

[ClassyHeretic]

Actually here’s a link to Mrs. Eiffel  watch?v=tW-cOKIS0z0

[Koshesha73]

Here's the deal... if I marry the Eiffel Tower, will that really ruin your day?

[Yoyoredman]

Is that the woman from American Horror Story??

[crazychrisr92]

I wanna marry the Eiffel Tower!!!

[caveman314]

If we legalize gay marriage it will eventually become legal to marry the Eiffel Tower? That makes me even MORE pro-gay marriage.

[MrVillabolo]

If a girl marries the Eiffel Tower the French will have a jolly good time watching her in the girl-on-top-position.

[drewplanner]

Did the Eiffel Tower sign the marriage certificate?

[drewplanner]

Republican Christians sure know a LOT about sexual fetishes. I learn something new everyday.

[brndnrckn]

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. O.O

[desthmoneses]

There should be a certain point at which stupidity becomes punishable by execution.

[ufjazzman97]

Michele Bachmann has a way of turning everyone around her crazy and/or stupid.

[snuffparrot]

She's right. I'm thinking, "This woman is nuts", but then she works for Michelle Bachmann, so it all makes sense.

[amusedtofu]

i'm really amused by american politicians.............. why are they so stupid?!! How the hell do you guys pick them?! Surely and truly, they're gonna make a name for themselves with stupidity as their middle name. After watching this i don't think i can take american politics seriously. Frankly speaking it's a joke now with all those tea parties. I kinda pity the citizens.

[desthmoneses]

@amusedtofu Dude it costs Ten Thousand U.S. dollars just to register to run in an election in the U.S. we really don't have as much say in our politicians as everyone thinks we do. The only people who can run or fund other people who want to run are rich people. Seriously look at our Senate there are two members who are not millionaires. America is the third most populated country on the planet and the third largest, it takes millions for people to even know your running.

[stormcloud847]

it's polyAMory duh

[glitzerdings]

poor little woman...

[Photogeneticub]

Michele, you REALLY need to marry a brain.

[blkzen]

this woman is nuts.

[luciaemo4]

This is really insulting. You cannot marry objects or animals, they can't even sign a marriage contract nor have a social standing. You cannot marry things. Its very insulting that they would think that would be an outcome if gays get marry. Its stupid, are people getting stupier by the day?

[Parody101]

Slippery Slope fallacies are so exhausting. "If this happens, then surely this ridiculous thing isn't far behind it!" These are the people preventing me from marrying? *sadface*

[usorthem3]

Say WHAT! Say Oooohh, weeee! And it I would be correct, this woman is NUTS! ha ha

[IAmLikeWhatTheHell]

100% AGREE

[jared5723]

By this logic you should also ban heterosexual marriage. I mean what's the point if you cannot trust human intelligence to differentiate being married to an object v/s to a human being. What marriage equality supporters are asking is recognition of their relationship and all those rights that goverment give to a hetrosexual couple. But arguing with this lady, who by her admission can see how people will see her a nutso, is waste because people like these have a pea nut size brain.

[0004312000]

This is so rich it must be fattening. First of all Polygamy is the equal love to more then one person. So if you live in Polygamatic relationship you are in a relationship with more then one. if you have a committed relationship and others on the side that is either called a Harem or an open relationship.

What I find fascinating is that these people never give reasons or logically explain a process through which gay marriage could possibly lead to any of these things.

[trevortrevortsr2]

love is an emotion - boy girl st8 gay it's the same - does she really want to deny millions of decent tax paying families the integrity and securities of marriage becase some odd people have quirky desires - is this a joke ?

[Scott70401]

Paulie and Maury?

[beegbolt]

How does this stupidity invade these morons' brains? It's a disease! SAD.

[sadguyfoundout11]

Isnt the eiffel tower a gigantic metallic dildo? Id marry it! xDDDDD

[TheTruePooka]

Um - if a woman wants to marry a phallic symbol like the Eiffel Tower that suggests she's the opposite of Gay.

[edgwaterprog]

Even if marriage equality opens up the discussion of polyamory, it is still the work of its proponents to develop a compelling argument just as the proponents same sex marriage have done and attempting to do.

[neenerpuss]

@edgwaterprog No it does not. EVERYONE has a sexuality. It is immutable. Marriage is the ONLY legal contract that has a gender requirement to enter into with someone else. Your civil rights are dependent on the gender of someone else. Marriage is legal for men. Marriage is legal for women. So why the distinction to keep men from marrying men and women from marrying women? Can you imagine if it were a requirement for all legal contracts... to only sell your house to the opposite gender?

[edgwaterprog]

@neenerpuss I was not arguing against SSM.

[afhdfh]

This is utterly ridiculous. I feel sad for the USA...

[LightningRose]

Why marry the Eiffel Tower when you can visit it for free?

[MRBBJC]

Beyond stupid. You gotta have a singular digit IQ, otherwise how could this make sense to anybody!

[moach]

Silly woman - you don't need to marry the Eiiffel Tower to have your way with it.

[TheTruthHurts9999]

LOL - comic genius. These two sex obsessed freaks cant possibly be serious - now gay people cant get married because then all women will want to marry buildings? Sure, ok.

[TheUndeniable]

yes, i agree with you, you are completely nuts!

[Jdogg110182]

Probably the most ludicrous "gateway" argument to date.

Gay marriage is about equal rights and not equal sex. I'm certain that there aren't any Constitutional Rights conveyed to the Eiffel Tower. The problem is the bigots don't want gay people to have rights either.

[mw2000]

'You're thinking 'This woman is nuts'' Yes, yes I am.

[edgwaterprog]

@mw2000 AMEN...

[mstereo]

Blame the protestants. Elizabeth 1st married England, remember? Oh those protestant pervs?!

[Vberg56]

Fucking nuts.

[Novacore]

I married the dislike button on this video. But don't worry it's an open marriage so no problem with others wanting to touch it.

[1trudisciple]

The Washington Monument is Hot!!!

[UtubeAdminSucksAss]

Don't the Bachmann's get govt. tax payer money in their gay - to - straight clinic? This is NOT a joke I believe the Bachmann's are scamming the govt. with this clinic.

[mitchgunthorpe]

I think there's a red herring in this horrible woman's vagina. It's telling her all kinds of crazy shit and she believes it because talking pussy fish are magic like Jesus and tax cuts.

[murrayc1968]

"a woman marries the Eiffel Tower"

Wow. And they say men are fixated on phallic symbols.

[MrVillabolo]

We have to give her credit for one thing. She has far more imagination thany any of us.

[MrVillabolo]

Once you fall through the Rabbit Hole it gets curiouser and curiouser. Rick Perry - married to his taxpayer funded mansion. Newt Gingrich - married to the hospital where he presented divorce papers to his cancer stricken wife. Sarah Palin - married to "The road to nowhere." Conservative Congressmen and Senators - married to: Hundred dollar bills. Oil Anything made in China. Polluted air. Polluted water. M1 Tanks. Collapsing infrastructure (Bridges and what not). McMansions

[ClaireMcG82]

Absolutely ridiculous. These people should get lives!

[d3st88]

My brain has crashed. It needs a reboot.

[urbanstreetpirate]

Instead of saying : go online and do the research, she says:

"Get online and do the link, and 'red herring' will be the headline." aaaarrrgh...

If people are going to the link on your website, of course the first headline will be to the "red herring" link you want them to read!! This b*tch is stupid! And so are you if you listen to her dumb bs

[Aztook]

What...

what...

what...? <--me throughout the entire video and still now...

what...?

just...the stupidity...I can't understand it. THE STUPIDITY IS TOO MUCH! I can't stop laughing and keep saying

WHAT?!

[v1de0gamr]

DIBS ON THE ARC DE TRIOMPHE!

[JohnTheFabulous]

"You at home are thinking 'this woman is nuts!'"

At least she knows something.

[ChocolateChad127]

Oh yes, I can't wait to marry the shit out of the Eiffel Tower. O__O' ?

[coollikeyodais]

Has she forgotten to take her meds?

[MrVillabolo]

@coollikeyodais

"Has she forgotten to take her meds?"

These people are beyond the help of Medicine.

However, I know a good exorcist.

[asdliful]

Whennnn-a the moon hit three sets of eyes like-a six big pizza pies that's polyamory.

[JaguarSoundBlaster]

"Do the link." I've never heard that before and I've been on these interwebs for a long time.

[roblettinVa]

I wish she would marry the Brooklyn Bridge, right before she jumps off it.

[cozmikgate]

@roblettinVa Yes please

[deadballo]

......wtf?

[KyleGuck]

No, of course not Michele. My boyfriend and I would NEVER think you crazy...

[dingysd]

If a woman married the Eifel Tower, she did so before gay marriage was "legal", and thus while straight marriage is legal. Using her argument, straight marriage leads to people marrying non-humans and thus, straight marriage should be made illegal. Personally, I think this woman has an odd obsession to sex. Perhaps she isn't getting any?

[Ontir]

This woman is demented. Comparing gays & lesbians marrying each other to someone wanting to marry a landmark is as stupid as comparisons to bestiality. There is no slippery slope, because buildings and animals can't give proper, knowing, legal consent. For a marriage, consent is the key! I have no issues with those who want to form unions of more than 2. If they can make it work and everyone involved wants to be a part of it, so be it. Again, proper consent is the line.

[MrVillabolo]

@Ontir:

"This woman is demented. Comparing gays & lesbians marrying each other to someone wanting to marry a landmark . . . buildings and animals can't give proper, knowing, legal consent. For a marriage, consent is the key! I have no issues with those who want to form unions of more than 2. If they can make it work and everyone involved wants to be a part of it, so be it. Again, proper consent is the line."

No disrespect but why the hell are you being logical? :-)

[seahorse05]

.... This slippery-slope lady divorced her mind from any critical thinking, logic and reasoning....therefore she is pro-divorce.

[mister270]

Absolute fucking moron. PolyaMORay. Right. Useless piece of garbage.

[Jelloz104]

I say we cross that bridge when we get to it, for now let two consenting adults marry each other.

[loneneko]

were not that far off. people fall in love with their bibles and money more than people. FUCK YOU AMERICA! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *gasp*ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :(

[CommissarRed]

The sad thing is I once read an article about a Japanese group that wanted to legalise marriage of fictional characters, who used European tolerance of same sex unions and marriage as justification.... just goes to show the idiot crop enjoys a global surplus.

[ersaamen]

Smh

[DidMadeSaidThought]

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"nmowhll..."

[regemo]

She makes Amy Winehouse look like Einstein. Where is the logic here? anyone?

[anotherhappyguy]

Do the link

[TheLuigiTron]

SNL sure has been getting better in their writing.

[Hdtexan]

dumb cunt

[FailienFreshbean1976]

I would just like to point out that she pronounced the word 'polyamory' wrong at least four times.

[georgehrowe]

This woman is nuts!

[AdamTh1]

That is too f*ing stupid to waste a good comment on .....

[shone1178]

ob-JECT

[AnonEyeMouse]

Can the Eiffel tower give consent? If not, how can it get married? If anyone fucks it then isn't that rape?

[Moh5Itachi1]

huh?

[62netty]

The Eiffel tower? Auch. That will hurt.

[Smaug84]

Polyamorous relationships are becoming more popular for a variety of reasons including ones where couples find their sexual lives more fulfilling when monoamory is ditched. It has absolutely nothing to do with homosexual marriages.

[BlueThndr13]

Hey everybody, let's do the Link!

[smithbc81]

This is the worst logic ever. This lady is and idiot. Poly amorous, polytheism, and marrying the Eiffel tower are red herrings. None of those things are caused by marriage equality for gays.

[mrcoffey]

Right. Stop same-sex couples from making life-long commitments to each other or else women will start marrying architectural phallic symbols. Got it. How can I help? I can start by yelling at gay couples that their mere existence threatens my twenty-year hetero marriage. I can scream at gay people that any sex that does not produce a child is a sin. Should I wave a bible while I do it? Oh! What if I start wearing a "god hates fags" t-shirt? That might stop gay people from wanting people stuff.

[hbfarker]

@mrcoffey No kidding. These people are beyond stupid. The fact that anyone even listens to these morons speaks volumes about the politicians that are begging for their support.

I love how she talks about heterosexual polygamy as if that has anything to do with same-sex couples.

[tateaustinj]

Get online and DO the LINK!

Also... PolyAMory. Not PolyaMORy.

...Bitches.

[homerth1555]

Why is Michele Bachmann allowed to marry a gay man, and I am not? So confused. Oh and that VanderPerv dude will be caught in a park on his hands and news one day.

[MichaelConrad1D]

"Get online and do the link."

Is The Link some kind of new regressive right homophobe dance or is she talking about searching, as in Google, as in Google "Santorum"?

"I got on The Internets, the Series of Tubez, and Did The Link. Steered clear of the Hippity Hop Music and the Vidya Games. Read on World Nut Daily that some people want to make sweet sexy time with the Eifel Tower! In FRANCE!!! Save us, Michele Bachman. And get off mah lawn kiddies... you could be givin' mah mower bedroom eyes!"

[MichaelConrad1D]

Marriage is a commitment between consenting adults. Adults, as in human being. As in not an object. The Eiffel Tower cannot consent.

This. Is. Not. A. Difficult. Concept.

Hey, she read my mind: This woman IS nuts! Again though, she is a consenting adult so she can married, while nuts can't.

(ponders making Marcus Bachmann joke, decides against it)

Let's stay out of each others bedrooms mmmmmkay.

[dawn4349]

Yes actually I do think your nuts Tamara.

[disneylandman66]

Is Newt Gingrich going to marry the Eiffel Tower if his new wife gets cancer?

[0gods]

We're not thinking you're nuts, we're thinking you're Michele Bachmann's Iowa campaign chair. I would expect nothing less from a pathological liar's campaign.

[Yoyoredman]

"You may think this woman is nuts"

That's not all I think

[disrxt]

If I marry the Eiffel Tower, where do I put my dick to consumate the sacred bond?

[manmadesounds]

Oh yes! Bachmann/Car Tire 2012!

[kilmatology]

marry a fucking old shoe who cares just don't let these creeps tell you what you can and cannot do.

[KasparHauser6]

I dunno I go to religiousdouchebags com and read about all these religious clergy doing various crimes (mostly having sex with children) but you will never hear them self criticize christians because that would not "glorify jesus". So I DO understand how they can actually believe that christians are without perversions. They hide their failings as a group very well.

[rextrek]

I say we take that woman's right to vote away!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rextrek]

these people are sooo sick.....get a LIFE u assholes

[whoo689]

And what exactly will be the "consequences" of marrying inanimate objects, m'aam? THEY DON'T MOVE BY THEMSELVES! It'll be weird, but there's not much that's gonna happen.

[themiddleman009]

The rent is to damn high party says if you want to marry a shoe you can marry a shoe.

[journeyer58]

1) you know the song, That's Amoreee! Dean Martin sang it! 2) This woman is as batshit crazy as Michele Bachmann! We're gonna' have to build a bigger ward to keep these nutjobs in. WOW! Just when I thought that we could bring some austerity measures to bear, we find out that there's actually more of these individuals running around loose. Damn!

[ISlamMyWifeIntoAWall]

Gay marriage leads to spontaneous combustion

[Beeht]

@ISlamMyWifeIntoAWall Now that you said it, it will happen! Noooooooo! *combusts*

[CJCA915]

@ISlamMyWifeIntoAWall No wonder I feel abnormally hot all the time. :/ haha

[420gma]

Respond to this video... Wow ! Do these people ever sleep or do they just stay up all night thinking this shit up?!

[C0ct0pusPrime]

this argument is moronic because it would be straight marriage that leads to gay marriage that leads to [insert retarded example of animal or object] marriage.

[smartalex1972]

Poly-a-more-ee?



[smartalex1972]

Poly-a-more-ee?

[Speedy636Germany]

This woman should be married with her dishwasher at home!

[88rc88]

If you're going to criticize something, and make it available to the public, at least have the decency to pronounce it correctly.

OR...

Your ignorance is showing.

[nekedemus]

I just married a dust broom, then I found out, it wasn't even gay. Hwat I'm a gonna do.

[WellConditioned]

I'd like to see the Eiffel Tower sign a civil contract.

What an illiterate c*nt.

[YobeeZiskey]

I'm waiting to hear why anyone marrying the Eiffel Tower is a bad thing...

[r22k10]

It's poly-AM-ory, you illiterate twat! The noun refers to an act, not to people.

[EntinludeX]

Man alive, these poor befuddled people are simply NOT going to be able to cope when cyborgs begin to marry androids.

[PompousPreacher]

Why do these religious fanatic women always have that creepy voice?

[masticina]

What??

Oh michelle bachman right..

[Texemosis]

lol at least she knows people thinks she's nuts. If only she knew that the existence of people marrying objects doesn't provide evidence that legalization of gay marriage was the cause of it. Plus... do people even marry objects? aside from that japanese man who married a Nintendo DS?