Stephanie

[darshvia]

Rawr for Evany.

[ohem]

I don't see what the big deal is in saying that a group of jewish people had someone killed 2 thousand years ago. People kill people all the time and it shouldn't represent an entire community of people who was born millenia after the fact. That's like saying I'm a thief and a murderer because my great-great-great grandfather was a bad person. The son is not responsible for the sins of the father.

[gsxrsterl]

Awesome!!

[TagRation]

technically, the Romans ordered the death of Christ, but I don't want to argue about it. 

[HugeDeal]

Ziiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnggggg!

[taffysaur]

they killed jesus (they being the ROMANS) because in their eyes he was a dangerous seditionist. it had nothing to do with any claim to divinity, he was preaching the independence of judea.

[AtheneWon360]

I don't get it.

[nikskillz23]

Sheer brilliance thumbs up

[yourself2036]

OH GOD THAT WAS FUNNY

[Richy15251]

LOL my girlfriend is a Jew and she's called Stephanie XD

[RGProductions]

yeah...I'm subscribing.

[sduhguitar]

god isnt real jesus was a cunt jew leave it at that

[GarrettBMXes]

FAGGOTS JESUS IS NOT REAL.

Now go smoke weed and play Xbox.

[masterofthebooks]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha classic.

[DramatisPenzionae]

hahaha I first thought she masturbated with the cross, then when the jew came up, all was clear :D

[masterofthebooks]

@DramatisPenzionae I had the same thought. xD

[Unarmedarm]

hey! im jewish but i totally agree with this video. =D

[themgoodpancakes]

hahahaha

[MattBeckstrom]

Next from picnicface - Show a skinhead in front of a gas chamber saying, "you know what? I'd do it again".  Klaus Gruber - German.

[mooman62]

hahaha this is genius

[metagordian]

maybe she means turn down the free trip to madagascar?

[Domaith]

105 over-sensitive fools so far I see...

[TJoel15]

ouch! haha

[305pride]

dead jesus rodeo :)

[D119heavy]

hahahahah

[MastaDRD]

She looks sooo hot in this vid... I think it's the hint of attitude that does it.

[TheWeenagemaker]

fuck jews

[Houdinitreehouse]

@TheWeenagemaker Fuck you!!

This is brilliant!!

[TheWeenagemaker]

@Houdinitreehouse FUCK JEWS!!!!

[Houdinitreehouse]

@TheWeenagemaker Dear oh dreary Dylan...

Jews are like hues. They are colorful and lovely indivi-duals :)

[TheWeenagemaker]

@Houdinitreehouse no...... jews are like fires. period.

[Houdinitreehouse]

@TheWeenagemaker Obviously you lack critical thinking skills, and are prone to MIND-INFECTION. I think you are one of those sad people that don't think for themselves. Take some pills.

[Lehrohon]

@Houdinitreehouse Jews are like pretty colours of the rainbow waaaaay up high!

[Houdinitreehouse]

@Lehrohon and let us add to that, "we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal"

[Lehrohon]

@Houdinitreehouse And women too! But not dogs. Bitches are not equal. :D

[Houdinitreehouse]

@Lehrohon Oh darn it! I forgot my PC.

We really should add animals as well though!

[radio4ahead237]

Holy shit. so simple and so perfect.

[strawberryXswirl]

AMAZING !!!!!! AHAHAHHAAH

[Airsoftsniperkid]

Man, I was there when my bro Jesus got nailed to that tree. Ha! That motherfucker was soooo high! He told me he couldn't feel a thing.

[scapegoat999]

LOL that was a masterpiece

[zelpar]

it makes me smile every time I see it. I hope you guys make some more vids or get a DVD out.

[Volkade]

Just to add some unnecessary fuel to the fire:

Jesus isn't cool

Oooo now people gonna start shit again.

Awesome vid Picnicface

[Itpours]

I honestly didn't get it until I scrolled down a bit. This could've been done better.

[bravocmdr]

@Itpours

No, You just could have been smarter.

[Itpours]

...I guess...I just would've done it differently. It seems that i'm not the only one who was thinking that...

[bravocmdr]

@Itpours

Opinions, Everyone has them :3

[Itpours]

agreed.

[jacobhot999]

lol jews

[wtfomgitwas]

ROFL!

[Captianheadshot]

wow. keep your opinions to yourself people : P like really, if your offended, you shouldnt be watching picnic face in the first place.

[1234rsam1234]

LMAO!

[MegaCheezhead]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH, wow, i find it really funny how you guy's are fighting over how killed jesus, my awnser, WHO GIVES A FUCK, this video is funny shit, and i think what picnic face did here is acctauly like really funny so what ever, it's kind ahilarous how some one can like jsut go all crazy over a harmless joke

[cl1mbat1ze]

@MegaCheezhead +1

[pacific14586]

Jews.

[maelstrom0013]

I have a crush on Stephanie

[bloodyinkpen]

Hahahaha, that took me a minute.

[Burnft]

>Having religious debates under a youtube video

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[LionheartLP]

@Burnft Using green text when there's no green text.

ISHYGDDT

[AnAnimal224]

i like this video XD

[burntsk8er]

lol

[AndrewIsCoolYo]

haha its funny how people are fighting about in the comments

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

[Hebber23]

god, send that one to south park, HAHA

[thenxoxo22]

LMAO.

Okay. I'm sorry. But this is hysterical.

[TheLizGang]

wait what she say?

[zannimask]

"You know what? I'd do it again"

[germanman95]

She is Jewish, the Jews had Jesus crucified. She is implying that if she got the chance, she would crucify him again.

[a1176789]

hold on, jesus was jewish, and I thought the romans had him crucified.....unless the romans were jewish?? Im an atheist by the way

[bengalz432]

@germanman95 not at all

[kifturd]

@germanman95 the fact that you had to explain that speaks to how stupid some people are

[Deckard93]

@germanman95 ..... The jews didn't have Jesus crucified

[germanman95]

@Deckard93 The Jewish authority of Jerusalem had the Romans arrest Jesus because he claimed to be the messiah. It was custom of the Romans to allow the citizens of a city to choose one person condemned to crucifixion, and set them free. The people of Jerusalem chose Barabbas. The people of Jerusalem were primarily of the Jewish faith.

[iexusuxei]

@germanman95 Jesus was also jewish ... hence the whole "king of the jews" thing, also that's why he hung out at the synagogue. Kinda like killing one of your own ... who deliberatly wanted to die .. so he could redeem us .. but that ultimately failed didn't it really.

[germanman95]

@iexusuxei Yes, but he claimed to be the Messiah, so they had him killed because many of the more powerful members of the Jewish faith either didn't want to believe it, or it was not in their best interest. 

[samdonelly7]

@germanman95 --who wouldnt?

[TheJorjj]

@germanman95 >implying

[cheesemaker3000]

hahahaha that was SO funny LOL

[a7xchick44]

lol! i love you guys

[gameguy301]

being non religious this made absolutely no sense to me.

[DannyHale09]

haha even if your not it's common know;edge that lots of people think jews killed jesus

[1comment2many]

You mean the romans you putz. Jesus was a jew, it was the roman who put him on the cross.

[DannyHale09]

I did not say that jews actually did i said it's common knowledge people -think- that they did

[germanman95]

Actually Pontius Pilate gave the people of Jerusalem a choice of who they wanted crucified, Jesus, or Barabbas. Pilate hesitates to condemn Jesus, but is eventually forced to give in when the crowd insists and the Jewish leaders remind him that Jesus's claim to be king is a challenge to Roman authority. The jews wanted him dead because they saw him as nuisance, who claimed to be the son of god.

[Senkon]

More like they wanted to loot his body for gold amirite?

[serioussteve1111]

Not that Youtube is the place to discuss this sort of thing but: you are probably right, but will be downranked for suggesting anything negative against the jewish population because of the stigma etc from anti-semitism. In the end, we will never know if Jesus was "Just Some Guy"

[almostamusician]

u stoopid stoopid pplz...they're a comedy group. it's all for teh lolz. all in good fun...or is it?

[cantralpat]

FIX YOUR NOSE:>

[cantralpat]

CAN SEE YOU BURNING IN HELL!!

[DimitriKarlov]

Oh snap you're there to?

[AbsorbsQuickly]

no u

[blondo96]

i dont get it!! even reading the coments!

wait! my names stephanie!!

[madmanhunter]

jews killed jesus she looked at the cross with jesus on it she said she would do it again and at the end of the vid it said that she was a jew

[hollyloveselmo]

the Romans killed jesus Idiot.

[madmanhunter]

the jews had a bigger part in killing him.

[fission2]

hilarious

[Jezzevel]

jews did 9/11

[ggddbbo]

not very funny

[dominicanKing07]

lmfao it took me a while to get it. im not jewish an i think thats fucked up lol

[WHATtheTUGNUT]

LOL YESSS

[kk0bbe]

lololololololololololol

[PolarOpposites12]

that's fucked up

[Milo11103]

I don't get it

D:

[richardpetty743]

She's Jewish. The Jews killed Jesus.

[Milo11103]

oh cool. lol

[xxxParamoreRawksxxx]

i dont understand it... cause im not jewish, why the jews killed jesus ?

[STEVOJUMP]

he was too sexy for there eyes...... plus he said "my dad can beat up ur dad" to 1 of them

[thebananaking123]

your an idiot

[ILIKECHEESEANDSEX]

HAHA! Funniest video EVER! <- (words of a practical christian hysterically laughing)

[DigiJimmy07]

Best 20 seconds of video on the internet.

[Shiftyfrivolous]

I just came

Too soon?

[bobcatmonster]

holy hell codex2566 i think i just shit myself laughing

[samus1421]

restless tourtuga?

[WhatIAm99]

What do Austrian women and wine have in common?

They both mature in cellars.

Too soon?

[CzechMate44]

haha, your parents are divorced!

Too soon?

[rambo88800]

Black people are slaves

Too soon?

[911650]

answer to all of these... fuck no

and i dnt get any of these

[xxxParamoreRawksxxx]

yeah me too...whats the point of this ??? can someone tell me?????

[knockoutpunch1]

she's jewish. (hint) the jews killed jesus

[itsisahonest]

Haha, clever.

[Brenotupy]

Do what?

[jdoomkidr]

kill jesus

haha

its a joke

jews killed jesus

there just playin up a stereotype

jesus was a jew

haha

[ItsKaylaMiranda]

I don't get it at all WTF!!!

[cerebulon]

Jews killed Jesus

[basherofnoggins]

Jesus WAS a jew, dickhead

[cerebulon]

Jesus was a Hebrew douchbag. Jews were an offshoot. Do some research.

[asadymasdy]

Abraham, Moses, jesus (pbut) all were the messengers of God.. whats the point being a jew or a christian anyway?

[cerebulon]

Differing religious beliefs is the point of being a Jew, a Hebrew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Shintoist, a Muslim, or whatever. You also make the assumption that Krishna and Buddha and other prophets were not also messengers of God (pbut).

[jaimeraim]

This video cracks me up every time I watch it. Bravo ;) hehehe

[peaceoverall]

Catholics are so defensive and insecure. Stop praying to an invisible creature in the sky that wants you to believe in him and do everything he says, but doesn't want you to see that he doesn't really exist, by never showing himself. Good job picnicface.

[Klippy22]

THANK YOU.

[Klippy22]

THANK YOU!

[NINja0pyRATE]

omg! thats horible! i'm cathoilc, u gotta get rid of this video ,seriously, not cool

[mikehoncho69420]

joke

[flibadob]

That just made it so much funnier.

[jaimeraim]

Dude, don't take yourself so seriously. It's a comedy sketch video, just for fun.

:D Laugh a little

[NINja0pyRATE]

dude, but its soo bad though

seriosly

first i laughed then i stoped then i started felling bad and cryed a lil and died i little bit inside

[strawberryriddick]

Yeah, what a shame that Jesus died for your sins, right?

He couldn't die if He wasn't crucified, so why the hell are you so offended?

[1polomark1]

The only thing I hate more than racism is jews

[pontus515]

HAHAHA

[1polomark1]

I know! right? That one always cracks me up.... when my friend first said it I was on the floor for about 5 minutes

[AsterixSlashStar]

Happy Zombie Jesus Day Picnicface!

[occamshairbrush]

That's awesome.

[Daisyxpie]

Jewdas

lol ha

[Daisyxpie]

oh. Thanks

Hah. Lol

[AnimeLovePrincess]

failure.

[YourEverydayMistake]

XDD

Aw... Aw..

[Daisyxpie]

I didnt get it

does that make me a retard?

[Krossificio]

Yes.

[OodleZOfNooDles]

she's jewish. She looked at the crucifix, and said she'd do it again, implying that she'd kill jesus again. The jews didn't actually kill jesus, but judas was a jew, and he gave jesus up, which ultimately caused his crucifixion

[TheFatalTruth]

I figured it would be taken in the context that she had, had sex and was willing to do it again, regardless of being religious.

[Kosmetik]

altho jesus wasnt real

[YourEverydayMistake]

There's proof that Jesus existed, Kos. ;P Just whether or not he was holy is questioned.

Awesome video.

[ercichewman]

Actually there is no proof that Jesus exsisted. Using the bible to prove his existance doesn't count. And Josephus' account of Jesus is a PROVEN forgery. There were more than 40 historians living near the supposed birth place of Jesus at that time and NONE of them mention a guy walking around performing miracles, funny huh?

[superpoweredrapist]

it's not josephus' account that is generally taken as factual it's tacitius'. The reason Jesus wasn't mentioned by all those historians is because 1) it was at the time a relatively minor event- the crucifiction of a minor heretic (tacticius only mentions him in passing) 2) at that time Augustus had taken control of Rome and his reforms were what most historians were focusing on 3) over 80% of sources from that time in that area have been lost tacticus survived because his works were in Rome

[RoronoaZor0]

It's not mentioned because there was a veritable plague of people going around "performing miracles."

[YourEverydayMistake]

I don't believe in the bible. I'm an agnostic, Ercichewman, so no sense in bringing that up. I'm saying historically, he existed. History books have stated this, and that he did make a great impact on history, because of his many followers. HOWEVER, there is no direct proof of his holiness, his miracles or his rebirth.

Again, Erci. Agnostic. I don't care about religion. And I don't care who believes what. Everyone can believe in what they want, if it makes them happy. Just don't force it to me

[ercichewman]

I'm agnostic too moron. Go back to hittin' those books. By all means please share with us with your "sources" that "prove" Jesus existing....cuz there are NONE. And to the genius that mentioned Tacitus, his account doesn't even mention a guy named "Jesus". He merely refers to "the anointed one." And "a minor event" LMFAO.

[ironlaser]

Historically-conscious atheist here: There are Roman records of his crucifixion. He was a real guy, just like his followers. His divinity, like YourEverydayMistake said, has no proof. You don't have to automatically reject historical fact to deny religion, it just makes you look ignorant and unread.

[ercichewman]

"Roman records"....gee, sounds official. Actually, it sounds pretty ignorant and unread if you ask me. By all means please provide them. Let me save you the time. The "roman records" you're obviously referring to(but clearly know nothing about), are from the same people we've already discussed, Tacitus, Pliny the younger and Seutonius. And guess what? they all lived long after the events of the supposed Jesus. In order to record history, you kinda have to be there when it happens.

[Kosmetik]

they were...

[zack1e]

What, the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't get a shout out? Psshaw

[InquisitiveCharlie]

You get to sit in the dunce chair!

-puts 'I have faith' hat on you-

XD

[SaruNinja]

I facepalmed at the end.

[jimmx2]

why does all of picnicfaces women have to be so fucking hot?

great vid too

[93MarcusD]

AWESOME!!!

[Ravenairb]

haha brilliant

[obeyme3]

Way hot.

[cameronmorse]

funniest 20 second sketch ever.

[vershris]

she means shed crucify jesus again

[PolyphonicSeduction]

That was clever.