Barack Obama the Comedian

[bersanji]

@3;19 : wat's the old man behind obama doing? it looks like he eating a small remote-control

[frankensteinmoneymac]

@Dual0wner1 That's just want the illuminati WANT you to think!!

[dazjah00]

people need 2 grow the fuck up !! haters are everywhere get the fuck off his page why come on !!

[ElConquistadorNo1]

@dazjah00 Why are you here? Shouldn't you be in the Oval Office sucking his cock?

[dazjah00]

@ElConquistadorNo1 - your mother beat me to it !

[ElConquistadorNo1]

@dazjah00 That was a snappy comeback- for a grade schooler

[rrookie25]

puppets

[iTzTEAMKILLER]

Dont you guys know that they have writers if George Bush could read he we be funny to.

[zaldyOh]

4:50 he said "yo" hahhaha

[ruudvdmeer]

If only George would have had 2% of the brains of Barack the world wouldnt have had the war in Iraq.

[Mega1mpact]

threatening the Jonas brothers with predator-drones("you will never see 'm coming"), thats a president! I DECLARE WAR ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL!!

[soldierblue68]

America needs to embrace this new era and show it will not continue to be controlled by the greedy and selfish politicians who are blinded by their own ego's. I believe Mr Obama has arrived in a unique time and I hope he is a roaring success!

[spacecowboy5000]

Great to see all those old, rich, white guys. It always seems to be the same ones. No matter who's elected the same old, rich, white guys will be there. And whoever has the most money makes the government.

[julianmck]

Wait till '13? You still don't get it? There was never going to be a change. No ones coming to save you from yourselves. They are a corporation. Voting makes no difference cos the president has no power. The Federal reserve controls monetary policy doesn't it? It is independent from the defacto government. The bankers and Goldman Sachs run your life.

[SwitchK7]

@julianmck lol you're an idiot

[sleepxstate]

I hope all of you supporting Obama never make any decent amount of money in your lives,

Because Obama wants to give it to Pedro and Juanita down on San Jose Blvd.

[pamlawrence1]

you fucking retard

[trhtwh]

@sleepxstate true dat

[saxxie44]

makes sense

[katatonia911]

OBAMA..you are great..The whole world loves you...We want america of democracy and freedom to rule..not america of wars

[fadyb56]

@katatonia911 what an ignorant and decpeted person to say such thing, i cant believe there r people like u

[bkre8ive]

@katatonia911 your nutz. American is a republic not a democracy. America is enslaved with taxes, bad debt, wars and numerous other issues. Obama and his people have done nothing but spend more money and tax YOU more for it.

[illyabalakin2009]

@katatonia911 heeelll no hes gay

[a4tech357]

Im so glad to he become the President

[CnRCinema]

You guys... Obama isn't funny...

He has hundreds of writers that write these jokes for him..

Notice how he can't look away from his notes..

Also remember that time when his "reading screen" broke down and he couldn't even speak cuz he had no idea what to say... That's Sad....

He may be a bit funny, but not a great speaker...

[sspacebunny]

yea...but he can read it and act! comparing to bush. lol

[helganatt]

@CnRCinema Are you a retard? If you were supposed to make a roast would you be completely without notes?

Probably not. Not impossible, but 95% would.

So the comedic perfomances you normally see, are performed by people who do it for a living. Off course they know it without script!

But many comedians have scripts at roasts as well!

When that is said I'm not saying he did write it, just that your reasoning for it holds no ground.

He is one of the greatest American presidents to speak.

[CnRCinema]

umm He may be a great speaker *not the greatest* but the times when his teleprompter fails, he sounds terrible. We've had presidents that never used a teleprompter and they knew what they needed to say...

Anyways, Obama may be a fairly good speaker... but certainly not a great president. Can't wait til '13

[aryonas]

I almost died laughing at him! haha, totally halarious! ^-^

[ishojtester]

Ah Obama is always funny, but when he's reading the jokes directly from the note, its not.

[weepingod]

The tings he is to say hav been approved by most ppl sitting in that room beforehand, so he has to follow it word for word, he cannot stray becos mistakes might be used as a weapon at a later date.

[mikehanoo33]

Man this guy is funnier then Leno or Letterman , I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard , thanks for taking that crappy job Mr Obama , It's obvious you could have just went for the money somewhere else ,I for one am very grateful .

[brownsugar976]

We got a fly president, We made a good choice choosing our PREZ.

[split321]

I love it.... God I love it everytime he speaks... Face it America... It is long overdue for this country to stop being so dry!!!

[romance89]

he is a real patriot!!!

!!!!!

[somefucktupshit]

LMFAO, saying obongo is a patriot is like saying bin laden loves western culture and values

[AusQuitzau]

Hey, whats the go with the Russian Tea Room?

[eleguaaugele]

It's a swipe at Palin's assertion that she is qualified to handle foreign policy because Russian territory can be seen from Alaska.

[jasonjewell2004]

. Good stuff. "I'm just too awesome

[raptorekpl]

Well, I don't know if someone has written this speech for Obama or those are really "his words" but I must say that this is quite outstanding (even for campaign). Make a good choice America.

[ecotts]

Man he was funny lmao

[Jonagini]

PATRIOTIC

When someone walks towards the edge of an abyss, whistling and looking up into the sky, who is the better friend: one who says, "Go right ahead, you are on the right path" or one who says, "Stop and turn around, you are putting yourself in danger." I think the answer is obvious. Go right away for it, youe sense of homour is marvelous ... Obama.

[kalaha666]

LOOOOOL. Good stuff. "I'm just too awesome" - lol