Dear Youtube

[alexiagord130]

dang bro. back up from the camera!!!

[Astaulan111]

chill dude, we all like youtube, but no reason to break down and cry for 8 minutes straight, damn bro!!!!!!!!

[goku9433]

Wow

[eminem49352]

lol funny 7:36 i love you youtube=A

[MultiHoopdreams]

He is playing right?

[valesan12]

Dear Mr.pregnant

Don't wait a Positive answer or comment of Youtube or of me because i know where you are and i'm there too, so be careful.

K

[DmitriRussian]

@valesan12 are you serious lol

[twolfkill]

Ive never seen so many dicks

[dabillster01]

@twolfkill really? you must see alot of dicks then. or maybe you dont see them when they are in your mouth. haha

[twolfkill]

@dabillster01 Possibly the worst come back ive ever heard. Thanks ill remember never to say that to someone tell me some more please

[siberboy100]

u r gay nigger

[KEVINSAWESOME1]

HAHAH shakashnow!

[japola5]

And so. . . You and John Boehner bettetr go off someplace and really cry out your tears ! AAAwwwwwWWwWWAAWWW, Boo Hoo, !!!!!!!

[MsSaamx3]

No,Youtube won't marry you.

[tomboy4eva16]

WTF

[yanie755]

damn i never seen a grown man cry that hard over a website.... awkward

[Sbetto123]

LMAO you can tell this guy fakeing it man funny

[gold7920]

u need to see somebody like a docter

[Dino37Merlin]

Dont cry! You are a verry nice man!:D

[1999skate4life]

This man has problem's

[Felfire90]

this makes me feel like crying

[lemonade33885]

how do u know if utube is a girl xD

[yeahbuddy179]

really?!?!?!?! r u serious???? o.O

[choochoo808]

Keep pressing 5 = LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Seriously, though, what it all came down to was your ego telling you to love it more than your partner. To quote Choi's advice to Neo, it sounds like you just need to unplug for a little while.

[oliver18754]

I honestly would of chosen your girlfriend. Its awesome that you chose us and entertained us as well, and and ended up being really successful on YouTube, but you should of chosen your girlfriend.

[Malibuchick98]

I mean are u serious? if u are ott dont ya think?

[bieberlover246]

no offence but why are you in love with youtube? i mean yea okay its a great website but seriously! i have a boyfriend and i would choose him over anything! i mean were engaged!

[meeki234]

Either He`s An Amazing Actor, Or He`s Serious . Why Would He Be In Love With YouTube?.

[ACTPAHABT]

I started laughing at the beginning of the video

[brittanydani46]

i like yo hair...i want mines lyke dat.

[macy077]

Any sympathy I had kinda went out the window when he said he was in love with YouTube.. -_-

[bieberlover246]

@macy077

i agree with you

[DriftwoodAndCorpses]

that was frikking awesome!!!wow!

[shadeofspirit]

He is one genial actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up, if at first you thought he was talking seriously

[DEEDEESOFLIGHTASTIC]

a little obssessed dude

[DEEDEESOFLIGHTASTIC]

don't cry its ok :(

[TheDymondusic]

she doesnt understand that from these videos some people can get real careers in entertainment. be glad you broke up with her. she obviously doesnt understand how to become her own brand and make her own money

[shadeofspirit]

@TheDymondusic if you didn't understand already, this is a joke -.- you people are sooo naive...

[NeverShoutNever2213]

;( she doesnt deserve you! you are an awseome person! and if she really liked you she wouldnt mind if you spent time on youtube! i <3 u you are awesome!

[Hyper1611]

is he being serious?

[TheBo3azooz]

Im imagining how big your girlfriend is!

[HayJay618]

D;

[MizziProductions]

N'awwww, she just doesn't deserve you!!

[213JVC]

i thought he was gay to T____T

[jackiemuss]

maybe cause you burnt your beard,

[mp40freak]

is this actually real?

[zaperfan]

Faggot

[hahasandwiches]

we love you mr. pregnant!!!! 

[zaperfan]

fuck off you fake mother

[waterman1308]

@zaperfan Is he your fake mother?

[addison2114]

yea i was reading the comments and i noticed 707zacbuster negative comment guess what fuck your mom and your dad your sister can go fuck your dog your brother can go suck on your cock you racist mother fucker take your negative shit somewhere els nobody wants to read your no meaning comments oh yea and i did your mom last night we had a blast

[707zacbuster]

@addison2114 1st off dumbass my so called "negatuve comments" werent towards mrpregnant they were towards someone else talking about him 2nd if no1 wants to read my comments why did you take the time TRYING to talk shit to me It must hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen so get your fucking straight before trying to insult someone, and fuck my whole family huh, is that what your dad did when you were little you really mustve enjoyed his dick in your ass fag....

[jessy7785]

i think everytime you duck your head you are just CRACKING UP!!! lmao..im not falling for this one cutie!

[mistydk]

This guy can pretend to cry at the drop of a hat. He's totally not for real crying. He's doing that fat bastard fake cry thing that he likes to do looool

[cessna151]

WE LOVE U MR PREGNAT

[xllxRUExllx]

I JUST THIS GAY BOY JUST LIKES CRYING. LOL HE GOTTA LOTTA VIDEOS CRYING. LOL

[MrChirobb]

oh god its 6 am i cant sleep and here i am ...what the fuck has my life come to???

[MrWereboy]

dude i think he is doing drugs or something

[cessna151]

@MrWereboy HE SAYS HES BROKE, IT TAKES MONEY TO USE DRUGS!

[aznx3love]

haha nice scalp @1:17- @1:23

[aenjproductions00]

yea so did i

[o0PaulMusic0o]

She should have been thrilled to have u m8 unlucky sorry for ur loss

[707zacbuster]

xD wow you're retarded 1st off i dont have a dog, 2nd my dads dead, an 3rd EVERY1 now knows how sad your life really is seeings how your getting that mad an "TRYING" sooo hard to make me feel bad why would i get mad??, your just a comment like im gonna sit here all day an argue to a comment.....your truly a sad person i almost feel sorry for you is your life that lame you wanna make others feel worse than you seriously do me and the world a favor just go die an kill yourself see if we care....

[Mitch1stStop]

@707zacbuster M8.. Take THE FUCKING MICK AGAIN AND ILL SNAP UR FUKCING NECK

[707zacbuster]

@Mitch1stStop Uh Bitch you wanna ride seth's dick 2 be my guest an dnt fucking call me your mate im an american take that british shit somewhere else dont bring it here on american soil

[Kill3rcooki3]

Dear YouTube,

The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.

The new comment layout, fine with me.

But THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!

I don't know where you get your ideas, but I think I speak for a big part of the community when I say "YouTube, go Fck yourself."

I hate people who ask for thumbs up, but this is not meant to be funny. Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste it around

[wolfmel0dy]

Dat rlly suks............ Well youtube is here 4 u bro

[EleniFemke]

i thought you were gay?

[45sexxybabe]

hey im sorry you r so cool and sound so sweet and seem like a nice man y would she break up with u

[jezusismainlord1]

is he now gay or what in his pased video he say he is gay ??

[jazzypooh8698]

OMG this is him regular!

[123superhannah]

Hahahah lolz i thought it was real but lolz it fake and hilourious.

[sbkhaan1]

If this is fake, You're a great actor!

If not... That sucks hardcore, bro.

[hype5O]

but i thought u were gay

[XfuckyouX24]

@hype5O DUMBSHIT IF U WATCHED ALL HIS VIDEO AT THE END HE SAYS SIKE IM NOT GAY

[TheMattcain123]

were you filming in the shower

[staceeyrileey]

awwh poor mr p :L

[ChoBeckiiCruel]

"Im in love with youtube", Guess what MrPregnant, We love you more than she probably did anyway:) And theres over 10million people who LOVE U!

[wizkid770]

i do

[wizkid770]

he chose his fans and his videos a wise choice

[sarge6925]

Your a good actor.

Have you tried auditioning?

[raccerboychase8]

i thought you were gay

[bandicootforEVA]

Three wise words GET LIFE

[happycamper72397]

@bandicootforEVA

Thats only two words...

[DarkstarRichii95]

@bandicootforEVA haha theres 2 there

[itsANNAbabi]

Wait ... So you would propose to youtube & not your girlfriend.... interestng -.-

[itsANNAbabi]

You love youtube....... 

[jackjsmith09]

sorry dude

[tinaseguinn]

IMM HERE FOOOR YOUU I LOOOVE YOUU ! <3

[PandacatSarah]

Ouh, I'm so sorry. :((

[FrancoisakaWBL]

that bitch is stupid as fuck, for breaking up w/you.

don't sweat it,

[Dolphidood]

Great acting, I mean seriously good. Or I am really sorry I know how it feels :( lol???

[TheJoeHudd]

sorry to hear dat dude hope ya find a gf who can wear a funny wig and come in ur vids

lol youtube is amazing

[TheJoeHudd]

sorry to hear dat dude hope ya find a gf who can wear a funny wig and come in ur vids

lol

[Yobzeh]

Dude this makes me sad, girlfriend > Youtube.

[Debilielis]

Who would like to live with that nigger? He is sick. He does make up...Faggot Cry for me bitch.

[XxShayBabiixX]

@Debilielis go fuck that hooker you call your mom.

[loganlcmfb]

im sorry

[elijahgangster]

LMFAO !!! THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY

[limogirls]

u my friend.. need help for u to be proposing to a fucking video camera

[BesTiTemsCOmpanY]

5:17 When I log onto youtube I feel like all of my sins are cast away

[mario64483]

if thats real im gona say wtf

[MsXXRubyXx]

:'( xxxx

[mireprincess]

This is creepy I love you Youtube?What the heck!!This guy is crazy and he looks like a child melester ..bye -bye.

[walzbor]

It is better for gay men to break up with GIRL-friend, or?

[526steven5]

O.O im so scared not

[kaitoujeanne2971]

hahahaha how stupid is that :P i knew something was gonna come after seeing the" i am gay" vid ^^ lol.

i agree shadowabliss

[champchamp19]

youtube zegt ja denk ik

?

[champchamp19]

heey mr pregnant gaat het wel :(

[jimmycoole1996]

He Has Front Teeth??? Suckss

[RemMan700]

Sorry to tell you this Mr. Pregnant but Youtube is with me now.

[JoblessDerrick]

@RemMan700 WTH haha

[JoblessDerrick]

it hurts my man...i understand

[1triplesec]

retard

[DRddbag]

dude i know this cideo was made a long time ago but i know what you mean.... your just living live in a different way... your sorta an inspration if you think about it

[Shadowabliss]

WTF HOW CAN SHE BREAK UP WITH MR.PREGANAT?! She just threw her whole life away T__T

[KENSHIROHEIDERN]

i can see the suffering in ur eyes!!!! T_T

[KENSHIROHEIDERN]

welcome to the real world man!!!

nobody happy forever & nobody sad for ever!!!!

[dark7658]

i feel a little sad but im not gonna marrie a black dude when im a white chick

[twarilyn]

@dark7658 fuck you

[ThaDmop]

Wow.. You must of been really upset. I got to get ready for when mine breaks up.. Im gonna stay off the internet

[cannibalsrcul]

yes



[AmbiiluvsIsaiah]

idk if this is a joke or if its real....if its a joke then very very nice acting :) if its real then im sorry for your loss and you will find the girl of your dreams one day :)

[soofunky1]

i will marrie you O.O

you make me laugh so mcuh :)

[hiscibus]

man yu cant cry or beleive his vides ITS ALWAYS A JOKE

[12maroni]

mr pregrant is a idiot this is a shit

[DanoCoo1]

@clazza01 dont be mean you fuckin ass wiper ...you give me a good reason for why he should loose weight ? ...there is nothign wrong with being big in size...and i bet you anarexic ...so go fuck of ...

Mr. P is a ledgend :)

[clazza01]

@DanoCoo1 TRUTH HURTS

FECKING DINOSAUR

[Jonny123898]

@clazza01

Fuck you kid.

I bet you're a fat cunt un all.

I'd break your fucking nose I saw you right now. You're just lucky you're behind that computer. kid.

[hiscibus]

@clazza01 wow yu really should shut up because this guy can kick ur ass with his eyes close

[DanoCoo1]

i was about to cry as well :(

but when i realised what was goin on ...i laffed so hard :P ...good acting xD

[dragonky41]

no one believe for a sec you have a gf, what women wants you, like your boobs and her boobs would always touch, actually im wrong every monkey finds a mate maybe she was slow and saw you and guessed things could be worst

[TheChrisDahl]

@dragonky41 you need to learn what your talking about before you talk shit.

[sweetnsour354]

 O_O...

[drasislotharian]

:( im sorry that this happend to you

[asaezglez]

Anda sal un poquito por la calle y haz amigos

[ipc353]

Youtube saying HELLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :)

[melcolzie87]

Yesssss i willl

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[Legendism360]

LOL!

[OPTICxASSASSIN001]

Holy shit so dramatic

[KIZZA19IzA96GOD]

I thought u were gay

[LaCoCoBarbie]

Lmfao, amazing.

[JazmineeSmith]

i Hope Like Hell It Is A Jokeee !!

[matta6264]

I will Marry you xDlololol

[RolandRhodes1]

damn , thumbs up

[Commentorish]

aaawwww sorry to hear u split up wid ur gf im sure ull find some1 else :)

[TheBrolyTV]

Cool acktor

[l0VEIZPAIN]

LMAO

[TheHarrymunk]

bless :(

[TempleOfSin]

What if he WASN'T joking, HUH!? What if THAT!?

... Ha ha ha ha okay no.

[TheTiffym95]

We Love You To We're Not Going Anywheree =)

[tyler1234239]

stop freaking crying man jeas your mr pregnant

[hypnotic26]

THIS IS SO DISTURBING... How can he cry this much yet want to explode into laughter??? My God hahaha!

'Youtube is my water'... youtube is my food' HAHAHA!

[vTooLegiTv]

@hypnotic26 oh my god i cant stop omg "youtube is my water"

[DMCrash]

You are seriously the best actor I have ever seen

[xxxLOVINMUSICxxx]

He cried real salt water tears for this? Seriously? How long have you guys been together? Anyone who saw your amount of uploads could see that! Wasted 8:06 of my time...

[llemonlime1]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!! im inlove with youtube :'( boohoo LOL ROFL DWLAPUMSSSS

[Trickster9401]

that was beautiful man



[Luvbug324]

Mr.Pregnant, i bet that girl was not good enough 4 u anyways.

And don't let the internet control your whole life. That's what it seems like to me. And youtube isn't the only thing in the world. You cant marry it. *sigh*....Stay strong Mr.Pregnant.

~Luv

[louis7892]

we love u too

[MrZekeZZ]

OhSweetPunani u are a fucking cock sucking bitch cant u see hes upset i feel sorry for him :' ( and ur being a lil bitch Mr.Pregnant ur so much better then crying over someone like her u deserve a girl of the highest royaltiy i hope u find her and dont listen to the raceist ppl out there they are just some tiny dick 7yr olds who dont have a life

[OhSweetPunani]

@MrZekeZZ why dont you come and blow my dick then if you want it so bad that you have to bring it up? Or maybe you like ugly nigger dicks up your ass a little better, and that's why you're defending this animal? Think twice before you open your tiny little fuck hole, you nigger whopper cock!...

[OhSweetPunani]

@MrZekeZZ why dont you go suck on that black fuckers asshole if you feel so sorry for the bitch....this animal belongs in a tree house full of bananas, not on youtube posting videos for nigger lovers while he is pulling on his ball sac while completely naked!.....fuckers

[OhSweetPunani]

this nigger never had a girlfriend...just monkey friends! oh u dont want to talk about ur problems?..WELL WE DONT WANT TO HEAR THEM U FAT BASTARD!...AND WELL IF YOUR FEMALE MONKEY REALLY DUMPED U AND DECIDED TO HOP AWAY INTO THE JUNGLE, THEN BUDDY, ALL U NEED TO DO IS GO BACK INTO THE WILD! I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER MONKEYS WHO FIND UR FAT SMELLY OILY GREASY BLACK ASS A LITTLE ATTRACTIVE!..WELL...GOOD LUCK ON UR JOURNEY!

[MrGANGSTA1998]

@OhSweetPunani ARE U BLACK!

[OhSweetPunani]

You came from the trees and u will die hanging from one, cry b/c ur a disgrace....do the world a big favor and go hang urself using ur dirty fucking dreads...wow....thumbs up motha fuckas

[yoruichiwt13]

real or fake?

[ashowiscool]

I DO!!!!

[hatemegnoob]

Hard to see a strong man cry.

[GangsterChick69]

Aww Youtube Loves you to :D

[frankustoing]

if this is fake.JENIOUS!

if this is real,im sorry

[KragJin]

Cheer up Mr Pregnant !!! :] You're a fantastic !! Everything will be fine :]!!!!

[hamzaman311]

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[hamzaman311]

what's up jesus