Jake and Amir: Keys

[microkorger]

the description is SICK

[sophienichollsxx]

this is the first funny video i saw, literally had to click on it just watch the exorsist oh my god im so fucking scared no sleep for me

[Toughcookie2134]

Am I the only one who nitices that when a videos has a bunc of likes they are with luke but when it gets a lot of dislikes it's on the dark side?

[WolfN931]

Butt flies genius

[JonJonFtheW]

I don't like the newer Jake and Amirs. The older ones look like they were made just for fun. But the newer ones have a higher production value, which kind of takes away from the comedy.

[XLUpLoaderXL]

@monpayestParis i liked it and i still wished i had a butt fly....

[PotashKenny]

Amir is genious at acting.

[willysheepboy]

i tried putting my pants on backwards after this

[randomjunk40]

@thefluffiestbunnyuno actually amir reminds me more of michael scott than dwight, but jake does remind me of jim.

[MissYukki]

ok das cooo 0:36 it sounds so diffrent

[mrsjonasfan100]

I love that Bahhh at the end

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

jake+amir=Jim+dwight

[liamjumper98]

Amir reminds me of Kassem.....

[WiNkWiNklol]

am i the only one that thinks jake's a total babe?

[littlemissmrsmrlee]

you can actually see jake smiling when amir says butt fly lol

[enemY1990]

@littlemissmrsmrlee Check the outtakes of this one :D Jake couldn't do the take lol

[longman311]

best jake and amir ever......

[EpicMaOfEpicocity]

I think the should include deleted scorned

[Rhotoku]

LOL i just love how hes walking at the beginning

[Joebycool]

@monpayestParis I think 550,890 people wish they had a butt fly…

[NaveedCheema]

there should be a Jake and Amir bloopers.

[enemY1990]

@NaveedCheema youtube.com/user/jakeandamirou­ttakes

[wack909]

@NaveedCheema there is a channel called jakeandamirouttakes

[XLUpLoaderXL]

so those aren't your keys?

neh

'neh'

neh

'neh'

NEH!! LOOL

[EcazStudio]

@XLUpLoaderXL I think Jake said "Yeh"

[AtomicFire41]

@autumntree2011 "I'm not a fan of hitler or the KKK"

well I'm not a fan of soccer but i am opposed to every other sport in the world and think that soccer is pure and should stay the same.

God you are such a hypocrite

[NaiJorJul]

I feel like never see every video, like theres always an episode i havent seen.

[bigmoh55]

jake amir hats off dudes, you guys are the shit,whens the movie coming out lol, seriously u guys are siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

[desidol22]

OMG this one has blooper at the end!!! where can i see more bloopers?

[MadJack122]

@desidol22 JakeandAmirOutakes (it's a channel) thank me later ;)

[desidol22]

@MadJack122 Thanks a lot, mate:]

[MrZcampbell48]

i just put my pants on backwards. honestly its pretty comfortable, way to go amir :)

[streatish]

lol... my regular fly or my butt fly....

[detectiveschitz]

I've found a way out of the infinite Jake and Amir loop. Just look at Suggestions, click on a Hardly Working. Comedy boner dies, and you're free.

[Ubuntu3011]

PLEASE STOP THEM I WANNA GO TO BED! SO MANY VIDEOS TO WATCH! I'm tired!!!

[KuroEF]

It's on my back... front, pocket

[bigred5710]

@jonny8late ........ good one

[junior214223]

i had to pee 20 jake and amir videos ago... still haven't peed and not planning to.

[ecn10111]

when amir said i need to call my landlord thats when i said i need to watch will ferrell landlord

[Kuraiification]

0:45 haha, you can see Jake about to smile when Amir says, "butt fly"

[24hrJetlag]

i like how the two top comments are practically the same

[Wetherillable]

Amir dropped his phone?!

Must have been a...

*sunglasses*

DROPPED CALL!

[DragonBallZFan13]

@Wetherillable I applaud you on this horrible joke. It made me laugh.

[TheAwesome45]

@Wetherillable dear god that was an awful joke/reference to csi miami

[Gegeratsu]

@Wetherillable YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA- No....

[Stinoism]

@Wetherillable why did you put sunglasses on? what does that have to do with anything????????

[omgrealy]

IV NEVER DROPPED ANYTHING EVER

[winkledorf17]

i have a friend JUST like a-jake. he's awesome and stuff and we're best friends and he apprsheeates my funnyness

[NoidRoidN]

@winkledorf17 i wish i had a friend like amir...but at the same time not

[bloorglezxcvbnm]

@sparkytrick its called jake and amir snakebite

[xofantasygirlxo]

you can tell jake's trying not to laugh in like all of these videos!

[Singabus66]

thumbs up if you went back to see if amir's pants were on backwards at the beginning of the video

[selmerpwns]

I want Amir's ringtone!!!

[Halo933]

hundreds of thousands of College students are actively losing grade-points for every moment they watch Jake and Amir.

[CCCCK7]

I'm going to do that with my pants so I can crap whithout taking my pants off

[rice80492007]

145 peoples pants are backwords

[DrivinMeWild09]

BWAHAHAHA @ the pants!! :'D

[sparkytrick]

Hey can someone help me? What's the episode where Amir says "fuck me in the goat ass?"

[fiercecurls12]

i only watch jake and amir for jakes sexiness

[afroozles]

0:47 you see jake smirking haha

[steelersfan829]

I don't drop shit, I don't pick shit up. That's kind of my ish. Priceless!

[TheRubySpider]

@OhSheeshYalls

I didn't see the comment you replied to for a second, and I was all like, "That's what he said" (^_^)

[OhSheeshYalls]

@iamyourbestfriend123 Cool. Mine is almost like his, except that his is just a little bigger.

[izzyqueens]

more bloopers!



[EukalaSaurusRex]

:)



[MadSwiima]

its in my back front pocket, my back front

[EggyNAir]

NEH!!!! who used to say neh before they saw this vid? =D

[omgzonez13]

Pants on backwards. LOL XD

[titos814]

NEH!!

[h0mer13]

00:28 wow that sounded so greek!

[MrShockaz]

amir looks like kassem g

[browneyes13xx]

"...my regular fly, OR MAH BUTT FLY?"

[michaelhotmail9]

K LAST VIDEO!!!!!!!! dammittt i said that like 20 videos ago :|

[hardXcoreminecraft]

8:00 - start english essay

8:01 - watch 1 jake and amir video

11:24 - stop watching jake and amir, english essay @ 25 words

[JfernandesTV]

@hardXcoreminecraft This is how we do it!

[Laurelindo]

@hardXcoreminecraft Wow that's exactly what it is like when you find something cool on the net.

You are like "ok chill I can watch this for ten minutes, no prob" and then 3-4 hours have passed. xD

[everydaypancakemix]

@hardXcoreminecraft its like you are staring into my life. GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU STRANGE GIPSY

[Dasia2fly1]

@hardXcoreminecraft lmfaooo omgg soo truee <3

[Mixmastermehdi]

@hardXcoreminecraft so you go to summer school

[MrFuc100]

@hardXcoreminecraft jake and amir: 1, essay: 0

[MyUSReport]

@hardXcoreminecraft OMG...can you read my mind or something?

[hardXcoreminecraft]

@MyUSReport yes.

[ferbinator13]

@hardXcoreminecraft ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) HOW DID YOU KNOW

[duder6666]

Im so addicted to this show!

[tubeuser2222]

00:27 "ne" is just "yes" in Greek Amir =p

[LexLuvsMovies]

back front pockets FTW.

[tomer311]

amir's hair looks like merry's hair in that scene where she put jizz in her hair in "theres something about merry"

[hookypooky232]

i was supposed to be at work 3 hours ago

[jtop28]

Lol both my parents used to have that phone!

[maudeguitarr]

i like how amir enters

[cookiemonster641000]

so thise arent your keys??nih nih nih NIH!! haha

[XBLGR]

nyah nyah nyah nyah nyeah!!!

[gingerchick007]

Haha you noob doobs

[TheShortOne97]

this comment will get random thumbs up.

[Bertey141]

@TheShortOne97 no.

[Goddessofwarfair]

@TheShortOne97 Hmm. Does not look like it..

[TheShortOne97]

@Goddessofwarfair

su'up..

[Goddessofwarfair]

@TheShortOne97 ?

[Mrsilvercoo]

yeah righ!

[wuero97]

if y stop watching your videos i wil probably kill mi self =(

[monstermashsmb3]

@wuero97 I hope you do, your grammar is horrible, not only that but you spell like an 11 year old.

[Goddessofwarfair]

@monstermashsmb3 You know , in proper grammer , you spell out the number.

[monstermashsmb3]

@Goddessofwarfair Yes, I guess you're right. Also, you don't put spaces before the commas.

[Goddessofwarfair]

@monstermashsmb3 Oh.I see, No hard feelings.

[wuero97]

@monstermashsmb3 pudrete i am mexican dude

[monstermashsmb3]

@wuero97 Ah, that explains it. It's because you government is to shitty to enforce school!

[wuero97]

if y stop watching your videos i wil probably kill mi self =(

[nelord7000]

classic

[briaisnotahedgehog]

I don't even care if I've seen their videos already once.. I feel like I have to watch them all again every time.. -Cries and clicks another video..-

[Kaybay963]

@Cloud1613 No, its not an accomplishment, it's pathetic. I was just making a statement.

[ImNOTaPICKLE1]

i love how i com her and im like one more vid....then ill go back to whatever im doing......and its been the 20 video allready...ive got a prablom

[rshweky9]

jake and amir are saving my babies im horny i wanna go jerk it thanks jake and amir maybe now my kids wont come out retarded

[MerchantOfMenace1]

Why did Jake just ask Amir to unzip his fly?...O_O

[guitar3421]

Funny in Greek "Ne" means yes.....

[daveyice5]

lol jake cracks a smile at the buttfly part

[EyeInTriangle1]

This was the very first Collegehumor video I've ever seen and now i'm addicted

[Kaybay963]

For the record it is now 6:30 am and vie been watching theses since 12:30

[Cloud1613]

@Kaybay963 that's not an accomplishment.

[jonjponce]

OMFG!!! okay okay one more and thats it

[Angelbaby7041]

Amir: nah

Jake: nah

Amir: nah

Jake: nah

Amir: NAH!

XD

[drakl0r]

damn I need some sleep yet can't stop watching their videos haha

[drakl0r]

damn I need some sleep yet can't stop watching their videos haha

[MrNinjaKiwi13]

I just missed the bus because of Jake and Amir

[acdc14terrace]

I've been losing lots of keys lately,

I don't know what that means

But maybe I've been better off with things that can't be locked at all

I've been feeling kind of sea sick lately,

See you reaching to me gonna save me

You were me, I would much rather take the fall

:D

[EdenRainbow]

No seriously, i'm going to bed.

[Nitram916]

0:46 when he says butt fly Jake smiles :P

[KowalskiSouthEnd]

i dont drop shit, i dont pick shit up

[keegan47401]

@BabiiuuCeolaio808 no get a life

[josegp30125]

@BabiiuuCeolaio808 i wanna chat with you. im hot, horny, and out of control! im also 13.

I AM NOT AN UNDERCOVER COP.. so yeah :)

[4546131]

@josegp30125 you may be hot nd horny but ur also a bastard pedo :) so yeah fuk off

[GabyLikesCookies]

I LOVE the bloopers

They should make whole videos of them!!

[allskill01]

jeez why the fuck cant i stop watching their videos.

[volcom0928]

@allskill01 they're more addicting than crack thats why

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

@allskill01 The reson you cant stop is because when you play 1 video government officals relice a chemical called Dopthemtholimean the the air waves causing you to become addicted wile youll sowley being brain washed at the same time.

[iluvx360]

@allskill01 IKR

[habs4life9]

@allskill01 because you're a retard. this isn't funny.

[TheStandardFreak]

@allskill01 'Cause Amir is a sex symbol.

[thagrammarnazi]

*Insert jake and amir+bed/homework comment here*

[kenzandsarahh123]

@BabiiuuCeolaio808 really? did you really have to ask guys to chat with you??? desperate WHORE! also...your prolly like 123445779097874576278907696765­7456324562143546875 billion years old... get a FUCKING life!

[baraboem]

@BabiiuuCeolaio808 no

[BonreoCat]

My butt fly,or my regular fly?

[dardedar88]

Ok THIS is my last one

[Dragodemon000]

Scary thing is, I quoted this video when I ended up in the same situation (don't ask how my pants ended up backwards).

[thaGman94]

JAKE AND AMIR EPISODES ARE THE BEST THING TO WATCH WHEN YOURE HIGH =D

[m5arinx]

thumbs up if you actually noticed Amir's pants were on backwards when he first walked in

[moete5]

Ne in greek means yes

[monstermashsmb3]

@moete5 he says nay not ne

[aribriaproductions]

i think i hav seen literally every jake and amir nd every hardly working

im so proud of myself

[williamburrus3]

Thumbs up for the butt fly

[mistec34]

Finally outtakes!!!

[DGMRV]

@mistec34 you know there's an entire youtube channel for jake and amir outtakes, right? it's called jakeandamirouttakes

[mistec34]

@DGMRV Subbed!  :) Thanks!

[Ingieeeeee]

that's kinda my ish soo

[TheAboutLastNight]

guys, watch the fucking outtakes. they have a whole other channel dedicated to just the outtakes. they're almost as amazing as the originals...

[CoDissilly]

@TheAboutLastNight link?

[TheAboutLastNight]

@CoDissilly youtube's being a bitch. just type in Jakeandamirouttakes and then click on the to link to the channel that says, Jakeandamirouttakes. that felt a bit redundant...

[DGMRV]

@TheAboutLastNight wow. you are soooooo creative! you just copied my comment!

[TheAboutLastNight]

@DGMRV i surely hope you're being sarcastic. first of all, i posted before you, so hop off my jock dear. secondly, so what if we have the same comment? half of the comments on here are along the lines of "haahah, jake and amir are hilarious". youtube comment section is breeding ground of creativity...

[cwilder01]

I wanted to see a blooper reel someday!!!!

[koziol552]

YEAH, riiii



[chris978820]

one of the best intros

[DGMRV]

press five really quickly and amir will be thinking "i jizzed in my pantz..."

[BaiIeyandLindsey]

I think jake can be funny to, he is just a jerk haha

[soccadude123]

Jake never could go without laughing when Amir said butt fly...so they had to turn the camera and cut away ROFL...watch the outtakes

[Lunasakuramoon]

@soccadude123 That was very informative. I don't think people would have ever seen that if it weren't for you informing them. Thank you. On behalf of 98 other idiots.

[Majicjj]

@soccadude123 At 0:47 You can actully see Jake laughing.

[Badgero1]

They must have made that on sarahs birthday (check the clothes) not that im wierd for notecing or anything.......:-|

[Roxas42124]

"Mah buttfly". lol

[chaserwarz]

omg ok dats cool when jake says it 0:35 awesome haha ok dats cool

[chaserwarz]

omg ok dats cool when jake says it

[QuikVidGuy]

a few frames at the end, he's miming a phone call

[fanneypacksucks]

Omg same lol

[maryfckingpoppins]

sheesh ya'll itll never be a dream cause i keep watching jake & amir instead of GOING TO SLEEP!

[bofetadafeliz]

pocket pc laptop from possum