Nostalgia Critic - My Pet Monster Movie (Part 1)

[DMHooper]

the nightmares... it keeps pulling me back in...

[Antichrist2000]

i was a 90's kid and i loved the show!

[windwaker0rules]

we may have borrowed it but he bought it LOL

[mrwhippy101]

Didnt the toys get brought back in the late 90's early 2000's ?

[hankforeman91]

How did my earlier comment get spammed? I think I went too far off topic. My apologies. I'm a dinosaur!

[pokemaster123ism]

i'm 12 years old, so i haven't seen it

[crypter27]

Yes I remember that video!

[Ichiyoru]

I got waay to emotionally invested in the guy that liked Berny (This guy will now be dubbed Bob) Go Bob! Don't let your fears get in your way! Even if it doesn't work out, at least you can start again! Go Bob! Goooo QwQ

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

3:14

If only I was a dinosaur

[randomnchan15]

Derpady doo

[perplacymp]

Good to see a normal kids movie with actual likeable (and HUMAN!) characters after "That Which Must Not Be Named".

Looks like I'm getting a good nights sleep after all!

[SaintsBro217]

does he keep doing Brokeback mountain references? Because THAT MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS!!!

[perplacymp]

@SaintsBro217 I missed those. Are you sure they're there?

[SaintsBro217]

@perplacymp Those things where he's laying in the bed

[hinasakukimi]

@SaintsBro217 What's wrong with Brokeback Mountain? I think it's a pretty good damn movie, much better than the majority of crap that's flung into our faces. (E.g Twilight, Jack & Jill, Something Borrowed ect.)

[SaintsBro217]

@hinasakukimi oh, so a movie about a couple of fucking faggots is better than todays movies? DID A CINDER BLOCK FALL ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD?!!

[hinasakukimi]

@SaintsBro217 Oh, okay, you're one of ~those types. Listen, I don't want to start a gay rights debate (send me a private message if you ~really wanna argue over this) but I'll say this: I really wouldn't give a fuck if the characters were two girls, two aliens- whatever. It's still a beautiful movie, with some of the best acting I've ever seen, so yeah, Brokeback ~is a better movie than most movies. The fact that the main characters are guys who happen to fall in love doesn't affect that.

[killcam109]

5:15 for derp

[luk12359]

I HAVE THAT TOY IT SCARED ME WHEN I WAS 6

[RollFilmProductions]

you say alyson court and think X-Men, Beetlejuice, and Resident Evil. i say alyson court and think loonette, loonette, and loonette. :P

[hankforeman91]

@RollFilmProductions Why didn't NC mention Loonette? That would've been awesome! Also, it would be more awesome if he could review BCC (not Bat Credit Card)!

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

@hankforeman91 A BAT CREDIT CARD!!! *shoots RollFilmProductions*

(sorry couldn't resist)

[meg5493]

I LOVE ALYSON COURT XDDDDD

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

8:13

Argiorains from The Elder Scrolls

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

5:58

For the monies

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

3:15

If only I was a girl...

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I actually HAVEN'T seen this video.

[StarscreamTG]

lost it at the dinosaur scene

[nariofan101]

lol im so going to cut out 4:03 to 4:15 and put it on a different video and send it to the cops.

[newyy1]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[sourmilkandcereal]

I Am NOT The Nostalgia Critic!!!

Not Made By Me!!!

hmmm something tells this guy was the Nostalgia Critic

[UltimegaSeven]

"That means they were so ashamed to show the real monster from this movie with the toy!"

Videogame trailers technique 101

[UltimegaSeven]

*Was born in the 90s*

[danvseverything]

5:15 "i just dont know what went wrong!"

[MsAnnieTyler]

Max looks like a young male version of Ugly Betty...

[blizrfiz]

i was born in the 90's never even heard of this movie.

[askclassicsonic]

1:43 It's like Having Robin in the opening of Batman the movie but we never see Robin

[askclassicsonic]

I saw it back in 1997, ut never watched it.

[valentinedeer214]

Poor Bully #2. This unrequited love will end up destroying him. <:(

[moonpaw221]

Luv the pink curtains!! ^.^

[Katcam007]

That monster costume looks like the ugly inbred lovechild of a rejected muppet and a furry.

[tenshiuve]

Wait..Jubilee was in the last movie?

[missdeathknight13579]

Oh god, I LOVE the diary scenes!!! XD

[hpwolf123]

"The Far Side" FTW.

[Jaknife101]

I'm a dinosaur :)

[spidermansidekick1]

7:58-8:06 NC insulted Hank McCoy.

[JRYStudios1]

Who hopes that this january will be "The three Schmuckheads" month?

[birdofshade]

How the fuck does NC keep his socks so white!?

[1337Mrgamer]

This film is so bad it dosent even deserve to be talked about, who agrees?

[TheDoomBrony]

OH MY GOD THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY HOUSE!!

Nope Chuck Testa.

[Zuyuri]

"I'm a dinosaur."

[321rebelman]

He needs to review Titanic.

[tokyopanda13]

Is it just me, or did they re-release the my pet monster toy sometime in the 90s or 00s? I distinctly remember owning one, and I was born in '94.

[HoverboardFan14]

technicolor wookie diarrhea LOL

[TheEnixSquared]

Oh God. I remember watching this in the basement and then NEVER wanting to go down there again.

[pokemaster123ism]

zombies would make the film a LOT! better

[RemCycleDN]

holy CRAP nobody believed me when I said this movie was out there. I've been wanting to see it since I was like...friggin FOUR. At least now I know I'm not CRAZY and it DOES exist!

[dexdex1560]

I had actually never seen or heard about this before this video.

[crh2010]

ahh typical 80s bad cliche film

the "Evil" old pedophile-like scientist who laughs "evily" after every cliche quote

The "good" kid who turns into a monster and somehow NO one notices it

the "girlfriend" who isnt even shocked nor scared that hes a monster at all, but is completely frightened by the "evil" scientist

[Rack44hoonmaster]

Starting at 3:02 WHO in the world and hell would dare say thats not gay when it actually is.

[TheRaptorsaur]

the part with dinosaur is the best LOL i´m a dinosaur XD

[xeroxedable]

Wow, Yannick Bisson has so many better tv shows after this pile of crap.

[FranBMan]

Dear Nostalgia Critic. Jumanji. The Mask.

[VIOLATER9000]

@FranBMan Or better yet, "Son of the Mask"! That'll be a hoot!

[bunzy11]

lol I remember this movie and man it was horrible back then :P

[drnegaverse]

doug if you get this rite me or go to drnegaverse thats a youtube chanel

[UnOwenWasHere]

lol @ the Tommy Wiseau reference xD

[Ozztastic57]

14 people want burnie

[TheVideogal11]

LOL first movie I know which has a gay lord!

[EvilAshPursuivant]

hey, the kid that played Max. wasn't he in Care Bears 2?

[WorldChallenge]

Audio is off.

[shadowhexogram]

Seems to me that the toy was always a peice of crap and they just cashed in on what was left with this movie.

[nuclearzeon]

Is that the same dinosaur mask as in the Disney Villains one?

[0xLoveisWarx0]

was that a pic of the field museum

[4getfulness16]

I'm a dinosaur!

[Charmolution]

@4getfulness16

Haha, that's a good one, Bernie.

[4getfulness16]

@Charmolution WIN!

[BOBSHENRON1]

So the children's play toy you can get at toys r us is a better special effect than THIS ANIEMATRONIC CHUKIE CHEESE NIGHTMARE YOU LIED TO ME MOVIE I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING THIS BUT INSTEAD... EEGGH THE CRACK BABY FROM WERE THE WILD THINGS ARE

[CornedBeefSurprise]

...so the statue decides to transform Max because DERPITY DOO

[Applemask]

YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIES FUCKING SUCK

[Wolfrunner326]

How come in movies people with their last name beguinning with Sny is automatically a doushe?

[itsmechelsey]

5:33 Whatthehell is that!? XD

[Zdude3255]

I'm a dinosaur.

[MaverickHunterZero75]

Thumbs up if you want the Nostalgia Critic to review every single Resident Evil movie! With Spoony!

[toonlink49]

Gotta love the diary parts XD

[StupidWizardFilms]

@toonlink49 They have youtube in New Hyrule?

[toonlink49]

@StupidWizardFilms Yep

[UnamusedTomcat]

@toonlink49 It's not a diary! It's called a Captain's Log!

[toonlink49]

@UnamusedTomcat But NC said "Dear Diary" D:

[UnamusedTomcat]

@toonlink49 Well i call my diary a Captain's Log cuz it sounds more manly XD

[Charlesperalo]

This review just does it for me.

[Goryparodies]

WE NEED THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC TO REVIEW ON OF THE RESIDENT EVIL MOVIES!!!!!

[megasupermatt]

@Goryparodies we have phalous for that though

[Howler452]

@Goryparodies Not Nostalgic enough.

[DarkSolnea]

@Goryparodies But none of them is nostalgic! Besides, the movies are way past his cut-off dates so there's no way he'll review it. You're better off with Spoony, Obcurus Lupa and others.

[1cat294]

@Goryparodies those movies might be too recent

[Zslasher]

@Goryparodies whats the time frame for a movie to be nostalgic

[Goryparodies]

@Zslasher usually movies before 2000, yet recently he's been doing recent movies from the 2000s such as Blair witch 2 (2000), The Grinch (2000), Moulin Rouge (2001), etc :P

[garrenn]

@Goryparodies I may be wrong, but I think he stated once that his cutoff time is 2002.

[MountainFox51]

@Goryparodies No, It came out in 2002, so he can't.

[sdafdsffdsjkfdfhdjk]

@MountainFox51 he reviewed movies that came out at that time

[linkfan160]

@Goryparodies Why? What's bad about them?

[Goryparodies]

@linkfan160 nothing, I just think it'd be funny if he'd review it :3

[solesweeper87]

@linkfan160 just everything. 

[linkfan160]

@solesweeper87 I disagree. I think they were quite good.

[solesweeper87]

@linkfan160 Sorry, but I dont. And I dont mean to troll to. If thats your think, more power to ya. I know, you must be thinking I hate it cuz its doesnt follow anything from the games. Yes, thats very much too, but if you took that away from the equation, it still sucks the big one. Everything about it makes me mad, I fucking hate the characters, the dialouge, the half-ass story. Theres barely any effort. Why change so much of something from the original source?

[solesweeper87]

@solesweeper87 but hey, the only credit I give the dumbass director is that he made a decent "Mortal Kombat" movie. I just dont see how you can find the RE films to be good. ALot of people hate them, more than the people that think they find them entertaining. Nothing makes sense, too much plot holes, little to no interesting character developements, and Millia looks too much like a attention seeking whore. Why make her up? Also, the films receive poor critical receptions.

[RisingVictor]

@linkfan160 Sorry, but I agree with solesweeper 87 too, and for all the same reasons. Seeing the title to your favorite franchise expecting the same cool things but getting something completely different instead isnt cool. But like he said, if you like it, that is great. Do as you please. I just recommend that you play the games. If you havent already. I have like almost all of em, the ones I need are RE3 and Code Veronica. Oh and cant wait to get those new ones coming out.

[linkfan160]

@RisingVictor Oh no, I've actually played Resident evil 5 and it's quite good, I'm just saying I have no problem with the movies. But you can think whatever you want ^^

[solesweeper87]

@Goryparodies He REALLY needs to fucking rip those piece of shit films. But also, I really wanna do that myself. I fucking hate those movies cuz as a fan, I am disgusted by those abominations.

[Goryparodies]

@solesweeper87 true that :P

[solesweeper87]

@Goryparodies :D

[SAGEBOT500]

I would have slammed my dick in a door for that Raptor mask when I was a kid.

[ilikemartialarts]

jill sandwhich!

[videobezerker]

Fuck Babylonia, it's all about Assyria :P

[AnbuKakashi321]

I'm glad I as born in the middle of the nineties so I never ever had to experience this kind of horror.

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Who are you!?

Who am I...?

I'm a dinosaur.

[BucDouble93]

I have The Chickens are Restless on my bookshelf! Woo!

[LegionIscariot]

Seen this movie, kid gets killed in the end by army

[blkknightrutter]

Waitwaitwait. Claire Redfield was in this movie?

[FalcorProductions]

6:43 The crack baby of Where the Wild Things Are!!! lol Good one!!

[optimegatrongodzilla]

@FalcorProductions the critic should review the "where the wild things are" movie from 2009!!!!!!!!

[JaviLee36]

@optimegatrongodzilla he did it. well, no the critic, the bum did it.

[eques101]

I'M SAFE! I NEVER RENTED IT!!!

[Milesprower1100]

"don't act like you haven't seen it" I haven't

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

13 people were turned into technicolor wookie diarrhea.

[Keitaro2011]

I'm a dinosaur! :3

[maiwork6666666]

13 people got turned down by Bernie

[ArcanaAaron]

13 people are dinosaurs......or technicolored wookie diarrhea.

[CharmieKid]

"I remember when I used to pretend I was a monkey in front of class..........god I was pitied...."

[toonlink49]

What's the show at 2:09?

[VanTX89]

@toonlink49 Beetlejuice the Animated Series

[1cat294]

@toonlink49 beetlejuice cartoon

[toonlink49]

@1cat294 oh ok

[gettingpissedoff]

So the order then was toy, cartoon, steaming pile of dog shit. Let's see.. How many mistakes are there in this movie?

1. Max doesn't turn into monster, his doll turns into him.

2. His sister's name is jill.

3. No chuckie

4. No beastur

5. The dog's name is Princess and belongs to a nosy neighbour named mr hinkle NOT to max.

Gee that's too bad, if they had fucked up anymore I could have made a top ten list.

[Nolus20]

My pet monster had a live action movie; God I love the 80s I imagine a lot of weed was smoked to create a lot of story ideas for movies back then.

[psaile93]

0:17 i wasnt born in the 80s *trollface*

[FlippyKrueger]

Harvey Dent was black in the first Batman movie?

[Charlesperalo]

The reason no one is making a big deal from this is that no one is interested in seeing mascots in costumes.

[geargrinder87]

i recognized the cover of the book the dinosaur guy is reading. it's called: "The Chickens are Restless"

[kenneth2051]

Lydia keeps poping up lol!

[666ShahMat666]

i had that toy, so badass

[HappyCat1997]

DERPITY DOO

[22thejulia22]

NO YOUR A COWARD :\

WHEN ^vv^

YOUR 20 YEARS OLD AND RUN OFF THE STAGE OF AMERICAN IDOL >:(

....

as i did ! -.-

[JoeyVoicesProduction]

Costume designer: Oh, I really fucked up on the "My Pet Monster" costume, huh? Director: Fuck it, we don't have time to make a REAL "My Pet Monster" costume, just send him out there looking like shit. Oh, and you're fired. ACTION!

[cloisleytonforever]

prey for those people my friends prey for those people

[RJHammer]

I think I still have that tape somewhere

[samus7321]

*internal thoughts* hmmm I need some quick money.... Guess I need to take a shit now.

Holy shit! I got it! A McDonalds movie based off Ronald McDonald characters! Fill functioning script came out of my load of shit!

[Mrcool210]

god i wish i could slap nostalgia critic and tell him its not lizard man its THE FUCKING LIZARD. You heard right just the lizard. some fan of spider-man he is

[Broezzz]

@robertsfunny1995 uhhh, he's supposed to be that kid standing next to that kid he's talking about...

[robertsfunny1995]

@Broezzz Yeah I know. But it still sounded weird.

[coltoniscoolyall]

@robertsfunny1995 the diary was a gay joke.... i dont get your point

[robertsfunny1995]

@coltoniscoolyall I don't know really.

[Vargur1986]

Oh yeah im a dinasour...

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

i like cows too. im a dinosaur. lol i love that part

[juggalojesta]

11 people are almost 30 and still have their pet monster

[sustelsuk]

they should use the idea of MY PET! monsters like a monster thaat escaped from a dark dimension and became someone pet innstead of this shit!

[sustelsuk]

they use the idea of MY PET! monsters like a monster thaat escaped from a dark dimension and became someone pet innstead of this shit!

[trixiehodgson95]

really funny that the pic of lydia deetz is my profile pic XD

[spaceghostisawesome]

The Far Side...that takes me back.

[Charlesperalo]

Oh good one bernie your so good. One day bernie!!!!!!!!!

[4getfulness16]

''Warning: May turn you in to technicolour Wookie diarrhea''

[mattiathekaiju]

3:40 I know much cooler statues which you can merge your body with. ''stare at the Ultraman Tiga's statue''.

[titanusranger]

Actually, that could happen at 7:24.

[titanusranger]

@titanusranger I meant 7:23.

[MsDjessa]

In The Finnish Museum of Natural History there lives a vonomeus spider that came from the tropics, that is has the potential to kill aperson (a fact) so maybe every museum really has some odd critter roaming in it´s corridors, i just think that a spider is way cooler than a blue hairball coughed up by giant cat.

[MsDjessa]

I don´t rmember that attall! Maybe it wasn´t that big in Finland.

[SuperKittyKatKitty]

I'm Lucky, I didn't see it because I was in born in late 90s :D

[Nintendoggy]

"Good one".

Let's not hope Film Brain will suck it up just as much to Nostalgia Critic on the next anniversary movie.