Cause Campers Never Prosper

[gregoryrcasey]

C4 should easily reach him from the bottom of the ladder, throw nova first and he can't retreat quick enough, then climb the ladder with a launcher for some overkill. I always keep a class with this gear for just such an occurrence. If he has tac. mask and flack jacket pro though he's untouchable without a Valkyrie, not even a chopper has a line of sight for that spot between the rocks, congrats on the revenge tho

[Nuramonhimself]

1.5: Try  throwing a Tomahawk while on the ladder.

[Nuramonhimself]

1.: Notice, he got Flack jacket -> nading is pointless.

2.: Go kill the other dudes, ignore him

3.: Napalm/Thunder/Chopper the shit out of him

[pc4x4]

t bags all around

[33BrassMonkey33]

not hating on you here, cause i know i'll get accused of it.

You need to learn to cook your grenades. That section is on a gradient, so everytime you just throw the grenade, it'll roll down away from the camper and he'll stay safe. If you pull the pin, hold it for 3-4 seconds then throw it, you would have killed him. Or use semtex.

The other solution is forget the camper. Go kill the rest of his team. Going back 2 him over & over only feeds his kill streak. Go get ur own ks & kill him with it.

[WeAreTheLostBoyz]

Dear god everytime he killed you the anger inside me for this guy DOUBLED. lolol

[WTFWJDoo]

Guide -> Xbox dashboard -> yes

[KeithMcEneaney]

Dont u just hate when a camping idiot like that guy throws a random grenade to nowhere and just so happens to be you that runs unto it... Just like what happened here lol XD Nice vids BTW

[therealWesley]

I ignore it unless it's in tdm or somehow causing my team to lose an objective based game, but if you want to take him out, the best thing would probably be an rpg, law, or hell, maybe even the china lake. If that doesn't work, throw Semtexes (not regular grenades) until you get him.

[IMidnightChocolateI]

You know what I mostly hate though? I can'r camp. I don't have the patience to stay in one spot and wait till people pass by. It ruins the fun out of the game.

[RiseAgainstRcoks]

If you had just thrown a single proper nade he had been dead at step 2

[nicolasjuh]

chris smoove is waiting on an noob

[ammattilainen90]

I would have gone somewehere else, and gained my mortal team or napalm strike, and blown him up, or fried he's ass :)

[2KZEXO]

this match is really boring n full of noobs ...check all the score and compare it with the time !!! NO KILLS !

[ZINFINITI]

I think you should cooked the frag so it blows up exactly next to the guy instead of rolling away because of Sir Isaac Newton deciding it should

[THEBENZ4]

I would have done the same xD

[ImpureAang]

noob tube

[Gunjuh]

If only he got the sentry gun down... >=D

[MrBrhicks]

2 things, you should cook the gernades to blow up in his face and you should of walked up the ladder with a gernade in your hand and when you get to the top throw it at his noggin

[OMGitsFatality]

Throw stuns and then a grenade, they can't run away from the incoming grenade if placed good enough, and the stun will piss them off.

Also you should have either thrown a grenade up onto the other side of the cliff where there is no ladder, or you should have left him there and gone off and got kills. If your team doesn't run to a camper to try and keep killing him, he will never get any kills, and stop camping ;)

[psnFOUNTAINofYOUTH]

Christ this is bad. I don't know why you didn't try the nade from the left side of the ladder and cook it... or just flash twice and THEN go up the ladder and kill him (possible that he sprays and kills you though). So painful though... yikes.

[JstaffGaming]

Fuck these campers.

[vims29]

My advice: Use semtex than frag for campers. I also hope you sent a lovely message to the camper. Nice T-Bagging though

[throw1down]

Linz you kind of suck but I still love you tho

[Accan2]

Not try to kill him and stay out of his killzone? He gets less kills and you get more going off somewhere else. Also it seems like your teammates weren't going up there either, so he wouldn't have gotten very many kills at all if you'd just gone somewhere else.

[iii135]

i would have definitely not have thrown the gernade from the side. thats too hard. just go to the opposite side of the rock and throw it from there.

P.S. this video was very painful to watch. and now iam going to play black ops :p

P.S. P.S. keep making VIDDEEEOOSSSSS

[holycowitschris]

I would have thrown a semtex from the other side of "Camp Rock"

[GRiiMYD]

u tbaged a guy who killed u 5times in a row?

plus men like being "tbaged" by a girl.

[cruzer480]

How the hell do people find that way of playing fun?

[DonkeyPuncher231]

A 4th Prestige camping that hard? So, so sad. Just be thankful your life isn't that boring. Next time just cook it a bit longer w/ a short toss. Also you probably could get a different angle on him from the hut or toss your nade from the path. Easy kills, you can always count on people camping up there.

[WoBeeThaGr8]

As soon as you get the flash hitmarker run up the ladder and kill him

[fourOeightshark]

all you had to do was walk a a little to the left of the ladder and cook the nade and throw it

[Martinphuc]

damn some patience!

[bigzer01]

Aww well we have all been there *sigh* damn campers.......Hmm well my advice would be:

1) to cook the grenade a little then throw it in the area he is since he didn't move.

2)Use a semtex since it doesn't roll down hill and it could get stuck to him

3)have a class specially designed for campers where you use grenade launchers, nova gas and warlord pro and a crossbow as a secondary so you can pick him off from a distance

HOPE THIS IS HELPFULL!!

[xMHxJordieh]

flash

rush as fast as you can if theres a hitmarker

flash again as your on the ladder

go up and slay

[dinomike01]

this was so painful to watch lol. it was funny though

[Glen5669]

lol

[derekrichardt]

good vid! 

[KingofHalonerds]

Hmm. I typically deal with them about the same way. Fails and all.

[TheOneAndOnlyDOC]

what do you call a female tea bag again

[YamiJoey40K]

Cook grenade. Problem solved. If you don't get the kill, move on and come back when you've Scavenged another or respawn.

[crowofdebt]

Honestly it was just poor grenade throwing..

[oZakLoLox]

Send him a message of abuse and while he reads it kill him :)

[mbcraggs]

if you keep trying to pursue the camper, you will only be feeding him kills, and falling into his trap. the smartest thing to do would be just to move on and not feed him kills.

[Zach3930]

@mbcraggs or run noob tube on one of your classes. i usually run hacker to find their claymores and shit. campers piss me off more than anything

[YamiJoey40K]

@mbcraggs Then someone else comes along and dies from them.

[kenshin2117]

that's the lowest scoring TDM i've ever seen.

[w1lly9]

with your flash/stun ... throw'em both immediately, if you get hitmarkers with both, you can climb up without him seeing you no problem, get behind him, by the time his vision is back you can humiliate'em with a nice tbag/knife from behind ... the flash bangs you're using last a LONG time, throw 2 and hes fucked

[Hmanblackman]

Your twitter link in the description is your YouTube link :L

[IzDaisho]

Go to combat training or a private match and just hold frags until they blow up so you can judge how long they take to blow up. Then try throwing them into the windows in nuketown so they blow up just as they get there... You will be a pro at cooking nades in no time!

[Bizznichw]

Just let him there and let your team know he's camping there... It can be tough getting someone down from the cliff.

[SuperSamX360]

Campers never prosper? You've obviously not watched much from WoR!

[ChewyBrainCookies]

He isn't really contributing to his team up there unless you keep rushing into him, so I would have left the guy alone. At least you got revenge in the end. :)

[TriggerImage]

This is why I don't play Team Deathmatch. It's also why I hate Jungle. Campers on Pride Rock get me more pissed off than the ak74u ever will.

[ZeroEmphasis]

Either semtex from the ridge, or Tomahawk him when I climb the ladder.

[akaFobb]

You threw your frags too soon. You should have cooked them til just when they would have exploded and then threw them where you knew he'd be. That place is the easiest to flush out campers because its like 300. Either they die to your nade or they jump off the cliff.

[l33tm1lk]

thats why u dont play tdm

[ConorD1990]

Of course he had too have flak jacket on probaly was running tac mask aswell.

[XItsSkullyX]

@kiepoolies haha well said

[kiepoolies]

@LaAdicci0nRayada 'cuz you're a female' <-- unneeded sexist comment from a guy who probably hasn't 'been with a female' and gets his tan from the white lights in his momma's basement.

[ElleZeeMarie]

@LaAdicci0nRayada I'd like to know where this whole idea of "women are stupid" came from and why it has been such a "funny" running joke on the internet?

If I fail at something particular in a game, say throwing a grenade perfectly and timely, it's probably because I haven't practiced it enough/not comfortable enough with it yet. Not because I don't understand the basic laws of gravity.

[MrLloyd96]

@ElleZeeMarie Well said :)

[theawesomeviolinist]

@LaAdicci0nRayada You are such a dumbass.

[icryogenikzz]

@LaAdicci0nRayada it would appear you dont understan the laws of physics because with enough force anything could roll uphill as long a the hill is angled and not vertical

[lfcme]

Nova gas ftw!

[mattsoccerplyr09]

i would have just noob tubed him.

[norriaty]

Nova Gas

[Skinny004]

Z BOT

[MikkelToTheMax]

Cook those nades. He cant even see you when you stand at the foot of the ladder, so don't worry about him moving. Probably a good call with the lap to calm anger.

[TheMLDrake]

This is the first video I have ever seen a girl teabag a boy :) MORE MORE MORE!!!

[klatuu1976]

@TheMLDrake when a girl does it, it becomes a taco tap.

[tehonlyELsnipesss]

haha! nice vid :D

[zipzap93]

You need to cook your nades. 

[thebenjam55]

people like this should just go and play mw2. love the vids Z :D

[Rizz3n]

I would so much punch him the face. I mean, sometimes we all camp a bit. 20 secs here and there but this guy was camping there the whole time, seriously wtf.

[CPTG0dK1lleR]

That guy must hate his life to play like that lol.Hopefully next time the school bully sees him he gets raped in the asshole.

[TheKm124]

Can I make a suggestion for next time. Go to the bridge or somewhere behind the cliff, and nade him form behind :/

[tnhalbertsma]

It's easy Z. Just get used to whn a frag blows up. I always cook it, throw it so it explodes in his face. There's no running away/dodging the grenade if you do that.

[wonkdog1979]

5 mins of camping is just plain stupid! Glad you got your revenge! I would have used Semtex and/or Nova Gas, I love gassing campers

[TheEthanwashere]

I would've brought out my oma noobtube.. oh wait.

[shadow2wolf]

see were u where standing at 2:24 u should have grenaded him from there. o and i think i failed at were and where....

[SNSDZero]

Lol next time use semtex and next time go on the other side and throw the nade

[SuperGimpDean]

When you attempted to "flash him to death", you're using a frag. Toss two flashes or stuns. And cook the nade. The nade will blow up in 4 seconds from the time you pull the pin. 4 or 5. I don't remember, but let's just say it's 4 for the time being. You can check in a private match. Anyways, toss your two flashes and right after the second one leaves your hand you hold the right bumper down for 3 seconds. Let go after you count to three. This will make the nade blow up right when it gets to him.

[Fernil01]

Z: 1 Camper: 5

[exXcaliber27]

@ElleZeeMarie

I like how you get all OCD over the guy on the rock. lol

[MARKSR186]

You done did good.. lol

[esspic1523]

cook that grenade next time 

[COD4nub]

How to kill campers 101:

Stun, stun, run around, nade them. They're expecting an enemy from one direction, get them from the back.

They don't call it "gay spot" for nothing.

[SASirotak]

here's what you do.

1. climb halfway up the ladder toss a FLASH not a stun a FLASH make sure he isnt prefiring then run up and pewpewpewpew

2. happy dance with a mini rc robot

[Not0fThisWorldr]

Either ignore him or like everyone else says, cook a nade and make it unavoidable.

[idcdammit]

Gotta do the cookin' by the book

[icewolfs1]

shoulda cooked your grenade...

[raidendirty24]

funny vid lol

[aleyorch44]

you need to step ur game up

[BulletOnABiscut]

Should have sent your owl to attack from above

[ShortCircuit1337]

Camper got taco'd. :D

[iiVirtue]

i if he were to camp on me ill pick up a noobtube and noobtube him if he had flatjacket then i will rage quit

[colonelboston]

The best way to deal w/ a camper is to not play TDM. Heaven fucking forbid someone moves in TDM -- like they're going to die in real and shit if they die in the game.

But hey, what do I know, right? I'm sure sitting in 1 spot w/ ghost and never moving was well worth the money they spent on the game...

[5earthdragon5]

Don't feed the campers, that's worse than feeding the bears

[xTheeLancelotx]

Change classes. To a sniper class with variable zoom. Go the the ruins, pick that spot where you jump the ramp. Aim at the camp spot AKA the precipice of doom, and snipe him down. I've tried it many times, after getting owned by a camper twice or thrice. So I spawned over there and I wondered if I could see him. Turns out you could see him. So I got a pretty nice headshot. He has to be looking towards both sides, otherwise he's a camper and an idiot. But yeah, that's a good way.

[tmvledzep]

lol you nade really bad, frags > semtex by the way, just cook the frag, you do know what I mean by cook it right?

[IchigoSoulReaper98]

I woulda thrown 2 flashes, then run up there and kill him while hes blinded. Usually works.

[ElleZeeMarie]

haha a few notes: There ended up being only two guys left in the game on the other team.. one was camping somewhere else, then there was this guy. Normally I say "fuck it" but since there were just two, I made it my goal to destroy him... Plus after I died a few times, I was just looking for that revenge.. Like I eventually got.

Also he even camped with his RC car!! Lol he deployed it, then just waited til someone walked by and drove it off the cliff and killed a guy. So frustrating!

[MrChrisnis]

@ElleZeeMarie My Campers Gonna Camp video is usually how I deal with them cliffcamping noobs xD

[FTWForTheWinGaming]

@ElleZeeMarie glad you killed that camper

[DoctorSmurph]

Two deaths and I would have just went for other people. 

[xoApathy]

campers? attempt 1 or 2 times. if fail then completely ignore them. take the tip ^

[CampfireGamers]

how would i have done this differently. thrown a better nade lol

[cogiskart]

why do the cod games promote camping so much by giving us such an easy time doing it? fuckin hate camping!

[plenty0fsweater]

I really do not understand campers. Like...how do you just sit there and not move the controller an inch? Getting one kill every 5 minutes?

[Emonuel155]

that is one well deserved t-baging

[tnose14]

I find it a lot easier to toss a frag grenade to that spot from down in the river. You can always whip out an RPG or somethin too :)

[FluffMonkeyy]

hahahahah yeah put more of these videos up there funny. cant believe that guys stayed there for 5 mins... waste of a game

[Jordennwn]

The campers never prosper should be like the You Ain't Grizz Baby, so it should be: CCNP XD

[Farmarel16]

wow low scoring game

[Manetary87]

Throwing from a different angle and cooking the frag may have helped. But honestly, I do the same thing when I find someone camping there. It can be like solving a freaking 500 piece puzzle trying to flush them out. But I digress... More vids like this!

[Jordennwn]

Wow, talk about pathetic, great vid tho ;D

[oGORGEOUSo]

This is really funny lmao. (: The whole time you were looking up there at like @2:21 I'm like NOOOO DON'T DO ITTTT.

[ElleZeeMarie]

i agree, i prob should have had semtex, don't think i even had it purchased tho.. haha Fail!

either way i'm always pretty crappy with nades in general. appreciate the tips :)

[robocock237]

@ElleZeeMarie What you should of done in this situation is had a cooked nade as you were climbing the stairs. Once at the top, throw it and let him have it. Or, just moved on to a different area of the map when you realized when he was camping hardcore, (second death). Either of those are viable options :)

[Inatje]

@ElleZeeMarie or cook a nade Always works for me BAM!

[MarlZish]

Run Semtex <3 Zbot ...

[Ramsey479]

I think semtex would have been better in that situation.

[Twohitemquitem]

You need to learn to cook your grenades a little bit longer so they blow up over him. It would probably have helped.

[TheIWatkinsI]

love your videos

[Zadius895]

@TheIWatkinsI ikr =)