Portal Gun Commercial

[Strikeforce2003]

thats not even real vote if you think is not real

[christianbanaski1]

one of the side effects was death...

[gundealerofthe74th]

thumbs up if you tried going to the website shown

[awsomeguyxx]

that is so not GLaDOS

[erkpwnzall]

0:12 OMG WTF HUGE GUN

[Timothymao]

I cant reccommend this product. *give money* Lets try that again. I reccommend this product. XD

[Blazeinasuit]

thats the worst replica portal gin EVER!!! it is a portal gun right?

[Cbotron5000]

GORDAN CAN'T TALK!!!

[geasscanceler16]

No companion cube jokes? Or did I miss something?

[daredude107]

thumbs up if you called the number

[cesarmusic1]

the cake is a lie

[alexjakenick]

trying to be funny soo much

[TheXDNightmare]

This is a Portal to Hell!

Look the number 1 - 800 - "666" - "666"7

[2pacrocksbitches]

its an actual site

[Kevin67807]

who saw the cake is a lie come up at 0:24

[Jordi291]

@Kevin67807 everyone saw it you thumbs up whore

[Timmytimmy123123]

@Jordi291 Ikr, it like asking this:

"Am I the only 1 who say Jimmy using 2 portals"... it is so obvious (or however you spell it).

[daltonk7]

with transscriptions it says

side-effects hamas outsources business litigation blindness muslims possibly

[JaikKaik]

The site isnt working D:

[Pineapplemann120]

fail apart from the doctor

[freakstyle72]

WO WO WO WO WO, Mr. Freeman would never speak in person... only to himself...

[PokedEyeGaming]

I called, but then I got an companion cube in the knee

[MultiUsermane]

thumbs up if your gonna visit the website :)

[marcelluiz96]

1. Turn on the Audio Transcription ( CC)

2. Go to the side effects part.

3. watch as one of the side effects is muslim

4. Profit1

[The7brandonhh]

i called the number

[feralvids612]

did anyone see the words the cake is a lie when the guy got hit by the garbage

[princesswolf41988]

@feralvids612 i did :3

[HackerMaster321]

Too big

[susaidanh]

I heard the words LOSS OF LIMBS D=

[jorg428]

u simply try too much.....

[DreamEatr]

anyone notice that the 3rd doctors title said BULLSHIT

[b33p3rz]

@DreamEatr Bachelor Science degree :/ not Bullshit

[neoperson6661]

laggylaggylaggy...............­.



[Runewar123456]

"Loss of feeling in limbs caused by loss of limbs"

[Charginscout]

since when did gordon talk?

[blockhawk23]

Nice half life reference.

[TheMrkingdomhearts]

thumbs if you tried to go to the website

[CreamyRicePudding]

kk, i'm going to be that doctor!!! give me that money...

[ClanFuerzasDeElite]

Why are there two minute digits in a video under one minute?

[xTwigsy]

"handheld" my ass!

[Helldiver450]

This chick talks like Gman from Half Life 2. OMG IT'S GWOMAN!!!

SPREAD THE WORD!

[abryanmon]

BOO A PAPER PORTAL GUN

[Goldy4You]

From were I can buy one ?

[DARKANGEL20116]

WTF O.o



[adamjoshlewis]

I just Bought One;D it said its coming on the 31st of February

[Suckermug]

I can do a better GLaDoS voice.

[newton54645]

@Suckermug i don't care

[339justdoit]

couldnt u at least actually used the toy model?

[Pauln2008]

but freeman worked for black mesa....

[TheBrenoGaga]

dr.freeman xD

[simsok2]

Is jimmy gay?

[mrgeneralgraves]

@simsok2 retarded

[ghost14199]

@simsok2 yes, yes he is

[ourpersonalthoughts]

handheld that thing is a beast

[XSomeRandomAsianX]

nice try with glados voice...

[wtfaflyingnyancat]

lol random thoughts of cake

[Kidorkman93]

Loss of limbs.

Loss of feeling in limbs due to loss of limbs.

[noshi1113]

did any one hear thought of cakes?

[rubiks121]

At the end it says blindness instead of deafness

[RedJammy1]

u forgot to say dyslexia at the end.

[TheOFEK12344]

1000 dislikerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! im so awesome!!

[SergeantPancake]

Why does the portal gun look like a turret wrapped in butcher paper

[meteordude44]

New layout?

[AstroNovaProductions]

One of the side effects was Minigames XD

[tehqu1et1]

Thoughts of cake <3

[CoolEffectsMan]

nice lol

[THEJER01]

Website don't work

[markus031098]

@THEJER01 It does, but it's just an advertisment website.

[EntraGames]

Hows this video made in html5 wtf

[gracefulstable]

Great product but will it blend?

[vitto1193]

DEPRESSION

[surafel911]

@metmil4ever And suicide because this is horrible

[Mr100dragon100]

is this real

[xXxMartin96xXx]

THIS IS NOT REALISTIC.......GORDON FREEMAN TALKS!

[CrimsomS]

@xXxMartin96xXx Nah this is his brother John Freeman.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@CrimsomS

i tought his brother was morgan freeman

[CrimsomS]

@xXxMartin96xXx Nah Morgan was the actor in the family , John is the doctor and the one who saved all the hummens.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@CrimsomS hey, what about gordon? he saved black mesa.......and black silla ._.

[CrimsomS]

@xXxMartin96xXx Indeed a famous family.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@CrimsomS

not famous, but a very important, no one, EVER reconoized J. freeman, gordon appeared on the windows of a weird church from RE 4 on a small city no one knows, and knowed by the rebels, they never get the popularity they needed, the funny fact, is that "mesa" means table on spanish

[xVBPro]

Why didn't Freeman have a crowbar >_>?

[TheEtesian]

Side effects also include extreme cravings for cake, and unshakeable depression at the loss of said cake.

[Zobrak80]

@metmil4ever

Infertility sounds good.

[1hairu2]

Random Thoughts of Cake xD

[doomsdale19]

The shitty portal gun

[btiny101]

i cannot recommend this product

Gives money

i recommend this product xD

[Abima3lxd]

THE GIANT PORTAL GUN???

[captainbobey]

Dr Freeman! Lol!

[maradona108]

GlaDos said that the portals where completly safe

[TheComedyBros3]

The blonde dude in the very beginning looks like Jim Carrey. :p lol

[ghostkid14]

RANDOM THOUGHTS OF CAKE.

I get this gun you speak of.

[isaacjrood]

The cake is a lie!!

[thedoglover1233]

i dont reccemond this product [gets money] lets try that again i reccemond this product

[VisonGamingVG]

Pentely inperfect

(Half-life2)

[0phelia]

LOL @ 0:20

[mikaili96]

buyyourportalgun(DOT)com

[theevilmonkey421]

fake

[IDKJustRandomStuff]

@theevilmonkey421 Gee you think!? it was a joke ad

[hftnhy2323]

Random Thoughts Of Cake.

[Tiko501080]

Ok 0:22- how to stop that????

[jeusmax123]

"HANDHELD"

[TheSimsMusicCo]

Oh. This explains GLaDOS Cake.

[123Noodlehead123]

lol poorly made duct tape portal gun. its still awesome though

[NoxonOnfy]

aperture sience portal..........device

[mikemike007ify]

hahaha ill take 2

[WolfyTails]

They forgot loss of parents and weight gain XD

[Xennavor]

Did she say cakes?

[TheWilliamMaster]

@metmil4ever and thats why you only throw objects like pizza or something through there!

[Maxillian1000]

so shity

[AAShells]

Maybe Portals can be used to do pizza deliveries more faster!!!

[William9691000]

@AAShells no you have to put a portal where you want it so it wont be that effective

[gugglewuggle]

handheld?

[Meestarcheez]

Jimmy You fucktard.

[Drimmelen88]

its the guy off GLEE!!

[0606indy]

@metmil4ever BUY IT NOW! ITS ALL SAFE! =D

[anton9990]

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. L2GLaDOS, L2Portal, L2craft. Nuff said

[LLOYD19851012]

What the hell is Trash?

[OxygenDestoroyah77]

pause a 0:42 and it says random thoughts of cake

[gobers102]

this gun has effects; alzaimer and other things that i can't remember

[LordDracona]

Handheld?

[lennyspizza]

handheld

[aludarkblader]

the part with the garbige taking that guy down was funny

[Kman2097]

Oh so that's what Gordon Freeman looks like...

[punkymantv]

that just like giant dildo

[P4N4XO]

Dr. Freeman lol

[warnightify]

I see subliminal mesage : Cake is a lie

[BPKAL]

i want cake.

[KarmandSadie1]

lol death aparently

[Amuffinajab]

I heard a side effect of random cake craving

[AlexDale96]

the site dosent work, can u fix it?

[lunadank]

lol i called the number

[yegmeshjwp]

I dont want to be rude but i wanted to punch the blonde guy in the face

[VannahWilson]

OMFG that portal gun is HUGE!

[zimbrain007]

@sydcakes101: it's Dr. Freeman from Half-Life.

[TheMightyS0ren]

@metmil4ever meh, it says the same thing on my creleal box

[XavierIlius]

@metmil4ever It's worth every single one

[2mboom]

@metmil4ever worth it

[BlackFireX11]

Thumbs "Up For The Cake Is A Lie" At 0:24

[sydcakes101]

i like the doc geting bribed. so funny!

[realgiggetycartman]

now do thesame, only then use one of the portals as a toilet and the other one, wherever u want it

[hailbopthecomet]

INFERTILITY!!!!!!!!!

[Yoshisuperstar123]

@wngman LOL Jimmy is my real name XD

[ThatMapleChick]

@metmil4ever i already have all of those so imma buy my portal gun now kay~

[MrJerryRoxSox]

Sleepiness and Insomnia at the same time?

[JGthenumberone]

lol the best side effect was random thoughts of cakes!

[Timmytimmy123123]

@JGthenumberone no longfall boots.

[RespektMyBlueLips]

Why was death one of the side effects?

[rkvv7]

doesn't look hand-held

[Wimpoman]

Random thoughts of cake! HAHAHA

[deadmeat8900]

that was awful

[easyben21]

@metmil4ever and!! you forgot most of importantly of all, fun!

[Jockergameplays]

dear santa...

[smosh2134]

Boo!!!!!!!!!!¡¡

[terryex2]

Making your life better for the side-effects

[rusty967]

Sounds nothing like GLaDOS...Shame on you...

[awesomemann1234]

Anyone notice that the doctors name was "Dr. Freeman"?

[zhenry2]

i cant recommend this product..... *hands money* 8o i recommend this product

[Sonicmario6464]

lol random thoughts of cake?

[ziomallex1]

paper portal gun yayy

[SurfingB8]

Thumbs up if you called 1-800-666-6667 for your own portal gun.

[Gatitoplz]

lol random thoughts of cake

[Sonicmario6464]

@Gatitoplz o.o just noticed you said that that first

[evilfreak7]

good god, this video is full of easter eggs, "The cake is a lie" at 0:24, the doctor who reccomends the product is called "Dr. Freeman" (Half-Life 2 reference) and there is 666 twice in the phone number.

[madman101ish]

should've been glados' voice, but still a good vid

[bmoore7402]

I have random thoughts of cake and i havent bought one yet.....

( - !

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[pokechess1999]

@metmil4ever

worst one on there, random thoughts of cake. IF IM GONNA HAVE RANDOM THOUGHTS OF CAKE THEN I BETTER GET SOME IN THE END!!!

death isnt that bad.

[jhcotelo]

Worst GLADoS impersonation ever.

[BAChromeDome]

@jhcotelo go ahead and die trying to recreate that voice...

[jhcotelo]

@BAChromeDome

i never said i could

[elagujeronegro97]

dear santa....



[unsupervisedyouth]

the prop was pretty bad and you could've had a real person but it ok

[Fosten12]

Cave Johnson here..

[acoXI]

OMG WHAT IS THAT SITE IS DEAD :D

[giambiarod]

this is terrible 

[DMeaderL4d]

bad vid awful acting

[forge7000]

soz for any typos lol a sublimmable mssg

[MrLordcaptain]

Dr. Freeman does not talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hayden7White]

@RAYtheIMAN Wow nearly fill the whole page up, no wonder I'm making money over here in Australia, and someones father works at a factory. My step dad works at a bakery and he is getting $1000 a week.

[Hayden7White]

@RAYtheIMAN Theres shooting another portal on the ground, then call the fire station and get them to save you.