Californication - Church Scene

[bigmuddie2001]

This is a rip off of Monty Python.

[grimizzi715]

Shit if church was like this I would definately be going every day off

[cosmicmarshall]

Fuck you americans who made this shit!!!

I feel bad for all those true Christians who live there... You guys just better move to Europe or somewhere else...

America no longer has that glory and respect it used to have!

I loved the US since the time I was a kid, learning about its history and all fine men who were born there.

But hollywood has fucked up everything! Fuck you hollywood... go and kill yourselves, you filthy idiots...

What do you get by hurting others feeling and faith!!!

[Linn140]

@cosmicmarshall i am with you cosmicmarshall i am from spain

[pperezklein]

It's not fair that priests get all the fun!

[martinariel83]

todas las iglesias tendrian q sert haci

[anismessi]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[spirytyzm1]

1:14 Hanks face... critical moment:D

[ConnemaraBaby]

Sweet Jesus!

[esmith4646]

well that was suprising

[zsani92]

:)



[Kefkadet]

By using this scene as the first scene in the series, Kapinos was being smart. Better to weed out those easily offended from the start.

[KNEZOV5]

this scene, is fucking creepy and unnerving, definetly shouldnt have put that in.

[kirkpazdzioch]

"Something tells me it's not gonna suck itself, Hank." XD WIN

[Wolfman20SG]

Romans 1:32



[Wolfman20SG]

Hebrews 13:4, "Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge".

[JNNSKreviews]

Sweet baby jesus,

Hank's goin' to hell.

[LIVEsuPerHeroeS]

JesUs

 sPare their LiVES.. just this

1 timE

[DukeMrcha]

1:15 - 1:18 epic David Duchovny :)))

[jonw82]

This video is about blowjobs not your stupid religions.

[mohammedi333]

The Islamic religion is the true religion required of the people of the earth, God said: And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam will not benefit him in the Hereafter [1], and the Almighty said: The religion with Allah is Islam and the different people of the Scripture, until after there came to them science, including a prostitute and disbelieves the revelations of Allah

[soulsurge84]

@mohammedi333 sorry, but i don't respect pedophiles

[3elD]

@soulsurge84 What the crap is that supposed to mean?

[soulsurge84]

@3elD this guys prophet had a thing for little girls when he was about 60 years old... I don't listen to perverts

[3elD]

@soulsurge84

things ?! what kind ? who's those girls ? how old were they ?

[soulsurge84]

@3elD she was a little girl named Aisha and she was nine years old..... "things" as in attracted to little girls under the age of 10

[luckyphilster]

@mohammedi333 i bet islam doesnt have nuns this hot tho..., i'll stick with christianity if its all the same.. ;-)

[mscubana]

I mean shit, people are giving money to the church, let them at least get something in return... like a blowjob :D

[jokr8790]

If church was really like this I'd definitely go and I'm Jewish!

[dfukwafguwlga]

what season and espisode is this

[PeMaToFrTi]

@dfukwafguwlga season 1 episode 1 ^^

[elarbolsoy]

no mames , la cara que pone cuando le dice que se la mama jajaja hank es mi nuevo heroe

[necronominate]

that was killer



[amimanojit]

best scene ever LMAO

[screwdabrewcrew]

i guess nuns have needs and desiers too.

[ilikezappa]

Was that Ted Haggards Church ?

[K1Compound]

1st off the smoke n the holy water kicks ass... 2nd if church was more like this maybe i wouldnt b n athiest

[ste666fan]

fuck religion comments

just fuck em all

if church was 1% like this there would be more fucking visitors and more fucking money for all the fuckers that work there

Cigarette in holy water

thats what i call piss on everything

fucking great

[gettingsup]

these Peoples do not respect of his Church they are doing sex in Church this is a big Sin .... just think what i say

[DeatgMagnet]

@gettingsup Who cares for our sin or for youy imaginery god ? Nobody !

[3elD]

@gettingsup

i agree

[DeatgMagnet]

@mohammedi333 Please read that with me:

And God said, fuck you all i dont exist and Allah is a name of the ordinary taxi driver or a worker in a Burger King.

[Ceelceela]

@mohammedi333 To Paraphrase Robin Williams "Never met a Muslim in more dire need of a blow job"

[tristatenews]

@mohammedi333 allah is a dirty cab driver, la lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaa Kaboom!

[mohammedi333]

says: And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam will not accept it when it is one of the losers in the Hereafter [11].

The Prophet peace be upon him: ((Do not listen to me one of this nation, Jew or Christian, then dies not believing in Him who sent, but it was the people of Hell)) Narrated by Imam Muslim in his Saheeh.

[239677nico]

@mohammedi333 Sorry dude, I'm still jewish, but anyway, thanks for trying to save my sole!! :)

[loony979]

a totally fukn hot nun

[D0nRidah]

best scene ever lol

[LordAmbitious]

I need to go to church more

[Devilsnevercry6]

Sweet baby jesus. Hank is going to hell

[lultimocatone]

Beautiful!!!!

[Blinkbassist1994]

I'd like to stick in in that nun!

[alexminishows]

where can i get full episodes

[jesusofspazzareth]

I got to a Catholic School...............Christ i'll never look at the nuns the same way again

[Thamez87]

I have a T-shirt that says, "Its not going to suck itself" now i know where it is from.

[TheThirdMark]

''I dont think a few Hail Mary's are going to cut it..

What about a blow-job?''

_O-

[FragMan69]

Every church should be like this.

[TorSkywalker]

@FragMan69 i'd go to church every single day then xD

[TheIconodule]

@FragMan69 If you want a prostitute get one, moron. 

[FragMan69]

@TheIconodule No thanks, I don't want no prostitute. Just a hot nun to blow me real good. ;)

[TheIconodule]

@FragMan69 You are what's wrong with this world and so is this show.

[pperezklein]

@FragMan69 Church

[pazzulb]

does anyone know the name of the lyrical song that comes before this scene?

[EternalGuerin]

I think it's You can't always get what you want

[1sugarsand]

You cant always get what you want. By the rolling stones

[RodoACDC]

'you cant always get what you want', i think

[theJAYSWAMI]

@pazzulb Rolling Stones.. u cant always get what you want

[IScareWomenAway]

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

[phanttomracer]

One of the best scenes in Californication!

[SpiritualSlutt]

LOL

[19mateusz84]

I don't like this sense of humour but it's good;)

[googley3]

that's too ridic to even be funny

[garibaldi1861]

Hahaha, so funny...

[Muktho]

can any one tell me what crisis he was talking about,,, i need to tell that to my nun

[mariosgers]

what's the name of the actress?

[xXMyChemicalPanicsxX]

"What about a blowjob?"

*nods "Hmm?"

lol

[xamfled]

sweet baby Jesus!Hank is going to hell! XD

[azerwrath]

Shit, if THAT was any of the 16 churches around here, I'd be going every god damn day! oh shit i fucked up lol love it!

[blahness666]

man i would go to church every fucking sunday....

[crazddrifterr]

best show everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr whens season 3 come out

[MCKNGerri4]

germany is waiting for season 2!

[ben10Topgear]

lol

[ltkstone]

lol

[karinacrodrigues]

David is really fucking hot!!

[oso021]

impulsos aleatorios

conquistame

y nunca lagartijas del desierto

no me sorprende

[oso021]

no lo puedo creer my lady.

she is beattifull yes

por eso mis consejos.

noooooooooooooooo

[teammileyx]

i fucking love dave.

[borlovesbou]

can anyone tell me what the name of this chick is? she's HOT! :D

[CaddAlec]

Hank Moody is a man! This show makes me want to live in a more sinnful and debaucherous fashion. WWHMD

[nik1987ki]

BEST Opening sequence for a television pilot I have EVER seen. I love this show it ROCKS!

[lesliegriffenderek]

... its just good, and merely sort of an original one... and you havent seen much of any tv series in your life since for you its the best open ever...

[nik1987ki]

I said its the best opening to a pilot, and it is original but it is dame fine, and I admit I will probably see others that are just as good, But for now this rocks!!

[RaineChilde]

I totally agree...and yes, I don't watch a junk-load of TV anymore; I choose my TV wisely...and Californication will *always* be pencilled into my calendar. Still the best scene I've seen in 42 years!!!

[HeyThereProductions]

He certainly IS!!!! Very distasteful.

[alexagordon21]

hank is so messed up, but he is the best character on any show i've ever watched. hes funnnnnnnny and is certainly goin 2 hell.

[ml8ml8]

Hank is going to hell, haha

[danielpickering]

That was a great scene and I loved it

[mebaum]

OMG! Was that a dream?? LoL. I'm a Christian but that was hilarious!!

[lesslikeme]

yeah, it's a dream and the very first scene of the series =)

[RaineChilde]

Whoever mentioned that this is "mocking the Chrisitan faith" needs to get up off their knees and get a sense of humor. This is THE FUNNIEST SCENE from the BEST SERIES ever put on the airwaves. Hank Moody is my hero!

[lesliegriffenderek]

nah, far from being the best anything, even less the funniest... its just another good one

[DrPannunzio]

Jesus Love You!

[StuHutch]

eat dick you piece of shit

[Angelbilltom]

I love this series ! :-)

[simpsonsjunkie89]

hahahhahahahahhahaha "Hank is going to hell" hahahahhaha I came to terms with going to hell a long time ago.

good stuff.

[Beyonce267]

this show is so fucking funny ! and it has a great story too! gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo hank!

[nucleus187]

haha, let the christians cry, they will anyway.

[Xfilesnextgen]

he is so fucking hilarious, hope to see him in the second x-files movie, if its still going ahead