An Infathomably Super 5AG Audition

[munchitizer]

Jared, you would have been the best Wednesday (besides Stevie since I love him too much). The current Wednesday is too bubbly, smiles ALL THE DAMN TIME and after awhile, you can't even watch him without feeling sick of his face. I think he's a great guy.. just not for 5AG.

[JansRox]

Is he like trying to sound like he is a flamboyant gay? haha

[JoshRimer]

It's also very orange in Phoenix

[HimynamesWILLIAM]

I hope you get picked next time. Your awsum =)

[dukehey2]

I like you

[ellhorn]

BEST AUDITION EVAR!

[goldkear]

holy fuck my mom bought that same vacuum when it was new and still uses it.

[BobStockYT]

U R AN A G!

[ballucanb1]

If the contest was still going I would vote for you

[Briar246]

Your voice makes me lol. <3

[defeatingthenorm]

You're so articulate it's beautiful

[carpediem010]

I have a kirby gen 2. its got a reverse button

[greencow423]

Hahaha aww adorable :)

[7532761]

Aww tooo cute ^^

[ilikerubberbands]

aw! i think you should've gotten it.

even if you didn't follow any of the rules...

[Phil49er]

I would SO love to see you on 5AG! And your wrapping paper of course.

We could unwrap you on cam...

[philipem01]

@Phil49er lol, I think you meant some other way...cuz I know you didn't mean THAT!

[Firamage]

Yes! The Kirby Vacuum! Oh I miss ours..

[BadWolffff]

You rock.

[nawffoh]

High voice day.

[PickThisCar]

you are cool.

[philipem01]

lol you've just been hanging around with too many of them homersex y'alls...you get out of the habit of havin' ter sound like a real cowboy...

[xxypsilonxx]

Ha ha, you are way to good for them...

[Beau1618]

te he! You are awesome!

[JaredCulture]

Entertaining.

[xotraceeyy]

ur talking like stewie. lolol

[dukehey2]

Dynamic inflection.

[keithzworld]

I'd pick ya lol, this video was hilarious Jered lol

[SilverDragon24]

OMG wrapping paper is such a good idea !!

[frylock2]

Jared.. your awesome !.. if only you had posted on time... and read the guidelines... and not been so sarcastic... Even so, they should still pick you

[philipem01]

for ALL those reasons they SHOULD pick this car!

[Dan85]

man, i love your videos!

[snax4max]

pick jared pick jareD!

[Lucky7777777]

Do you have a boyfriend?

[firemaplesong]

I hope you get the sixth slot.

[geoffreystar99]

Sweet... My mom has had that same vac since the 80s!!!

[hazardous403]

you sound like you're going to cry lol.

[gswimfrk]

Thats an awesome vacuum!! I love your sarcasm!!!

[illZwhY]

aww you should sing......esp "First Impressions".....I listened to it again several timez today.... ; )

[point5past]

waitaminute, we can make *friends* with you!? i'm in!

[Futcher99]

watch you pn your personal channel..i hope you get it so bad... even though you answered not one of the guys questions hahaha :)

[NeonValentine]

Oh my goodness - you definitely have the cat in the bag. Hope you get it!

[monkeysred4]

Your voice is hilarious in this. xD

[FalcinNecro]

I hope you get the spot.

[davl]

Jared is the best...funny, very cute, & a talented song writer...he should win!

[davl]

I l-o-v-e the longer hair!

[Bjm702]

your camera has a beatiful quality to it.

[whyywarren]

yes bono!

best friggin audition of LIFE !

[jWhipped93]

I LOVE JARED!

[AeganMontgomery]

Ha ha, Jared you out did yourself in this one. I hope they choose you...a love for vaccume anything is essential I'm sure.

Truly funny,

Aegan

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

lmao. I love the vacuum bit lol

[russtex]

Love it Jared!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shyrichie]

Smart-ass!

That's why I like you Jared

[PickThisCar]

that's why i like most people, too :)

[rafa4424]

soooo funny.

[Arrialovesyou]

haha I love the 5AGs and I love you! I'm already subscribed to you both so it would be so cool to have you be one of them! of course, you didn't follow any of the rules, even the one about being under 2 minutes....

[JollyGreen303]

You. Are. Amazing.

[razellicious]

I am so glad I subscribed. This is awesome. lol. 5*

[AllegraLegsLoves]

You got my vote!

[loserluigi]

hahaha, I enjoy you. and I enjoy the fact that your vacuum cleaner is a Kirby.... because of the Nintendo character :D

[warrenjames38]

the 5ag needs an intellect and this guy fits perfectly.

[Blueaveo3568]

Pick pick this car!

[JaykXD]

i vote yes!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

[dancertm]

Oh My God, Abercrombie Wallpaper!

[brentbraniff]

You get my vote for the vacuum alone.... Thats quite the beast.....! And I mean that in a good way.

[bristiday512]

hahahaha hope u win jared !

[colormekristen]

Haha I hope you get it, Jared! lol

[azjay4268]

i'd totally would LOVE to see jared on 5AG

[fobroxevrr]

i pick u !

[jchicky]

your my fave poster i always watch your video more than once

[ryebread6790]

FAVE

[Soulsword45]

lol i love your randomness and I so think you should win!! ha loved the vacuum btw cuz my grams has the same one!!

[MartiniGuy84]

OMG Amazing!

[kwertie]

hahahha! I love this so so much! Made my day.

[ConnectDisconnect]

ahaha, I love this <3

good luck :p

[hypnotisedbabe]

That was AWESOME.

[awall11]

Love! My family definitely had that same vacuum until it died about a year ago RIP lol

[tagalicious2789]

that was awesome. I love your vacuum cleaner, you should name it betty.

[PickThisCar]

i think i just might.

[tagalicious2789]

I think you should. really. i think you should.

[belamoure]

I wish you will win. You are fab

[jesmmifs]

LOLZ!!! <3 <3 :D

[WhirledSol]

WIN!

[sighmoansays]

Please please please tell me you have seen the children's movie "The Brave Little Toaster". Because it is probably my favourite movie and that is totally the vacuum from it. :D

[weskos]

That wonderful granny voice seems to be channeling the spirit of the vacuum cleaner.

Sorry to hear about your penis.

..and 5 awesome stars.

[PickThisCar]

you always leave the greatest comments, Wes.

[mdonsche]

Awesome. Audition Win, even if in late.

[onethousandsteps]

audition WIN.

[Sco6014]

I think I started watching you before...  Did you audition for 5AG last time?

[rossperth]

This wasa funny vlog. Props to you. I gave up looking at these auditions when it got above 200. Crazy...

[sxckuku]

OMG, so good

Love you

<3

[ericos]

LOL, this made me giggle. ^^

[badger5402]

So, presuming you didn't have a condom on your car, I'd guess the result is more expensive than having a baby.

Good job! Hope you get it. And yes, get the haircut.

[sleekcartim]

i pimped my Ultimate G Kirby, hydrolics, stylin fuzzy dice, turbo & kickin sound system. i drive round the house when drunk terrorizing the dog weeeeee

[ChaoticSupernova]

You sound like a granny in this one. I like it!

[sleekcartim]

wrapping paper, kirby & abercrombie oh my! are you going to mount the kirby on ur car? you cant kill em LOL

[xwidget]

You skipped the "talent" segment of the competition. You should have gotten down with your cello. I like it when you play your cello.

[SandspurRomantic]

im sorry man...

but your voice was REALLY annoying in this video..

you should just talk normal....

just sayin...

[Maesterofcool]

I was sick of the interior design of my apartment so I put up wrapping paper, hilarious, lol! You're cute, thanks for sharing, :).

[Jyadaha]

hunni ur is awsome and ur quirky i love u

[PickThisCar]

aww, shucks! thanks.

[PabloVlogs]

Ok, I'm gonna put myself in a possition where I can say I know you enough to know you are not taking this seriously... bahahaahahahha That Vacuum actually says a lot of you, sticking out your refined taste for antiquity... and I don't do drugs....

[DrawLove]

I'm not sure how I feel about this vid Jared. 50% of it felt like u were joking and 50% seemed like u want to be picked. This video also may come across as if you don't really want to get picked but u want the attention of the over 36,000 subscribers the 5AG have. I guess that's one way to get noticed. Looks like you're playing the game sir ;-) well done.

[DrawLove]

@dralove - he didn't even post this as a vid response to the 5AG audition. so he's playing to his own audience, not the 5AG audience. he might be scared that the 5AG audience will come after him if he did post it.

[Eyesiq]

OMG!!! The Abercrombie thing is SO TRUE!!

[Eyesiq]

OMG! WE HAVE THE SAME KIRBY!!!!!

[sheldon80]

hey a Jared video, now I'm happy.

You'd get my vote... if I had a vote... but anyways I think you missed the deadline. lol

[leoscock]

Wrapping paper! It's like you're living inside a giant present. Actually, that makes YOU the present. I'm putting you on my list for next christmas ...

[tohmiswin]

you came back jared! yay! the kirby vacuum cleaner. isnt that the name of the vacuum from the brave little toaster? sweet.

[makmegs]

you are sooooooooooooo cool, lol :P

[bulafritz]

Those guys are really over the top faggy....I don't think you'd fit in. But as a joke, thanks for the lulz.

[dafttool]

I used to have an old Kirby like that. They ARE heavy vaccuum cleaners to have to hold up. Gets you right in the shoulders.

[Agriking]

Wow, I think my grandmother has that exact same vacuum. Nice.

[alaninnh]

I know you were just joking here but it was good to see you again Jared. I miss your regular vlogs.

[TEXTUALactivity]

I half expected you to start this video with "Hello everybody! It's Thursday!" But anyway....this video is SO GOOD! You crack me up.

<333 Sienna

[Jayyycubbb]

For some reason, I thought the title said "An Infathomably super 5SSG audition"

And I got excited, because I thought...if anyone could save the channel it would be you.

[frankieinlights]

*favorite!*

[fflybz]

Who wouldn't want you?

[Robicman]

You're my new favorite

[Matty3Mite3]

I don't think they'll let you on 5 awesome gays

5 awesome gays are really gay where as you're just gay and really gay guys are bitches towards people that are prettier than them.

I suggest you put on 5 different outfits , record 5 different persona's and make your own sensation , 5AJ's

It'll be like the same but a bite more mature and real and deep cus it's deeper into the alphabet

You could talk about serious issues like why buying beer is easier than buying super glue

[CupcakeAndTea]

God I laughed so much :) thank you for the laughs :)

[Vieteddy]

Lol, you should've made you're voice break.

[ashiamalashia]

Jared for Wednesday!

[leounleashed8]

Haha love it

[finny6]

lol, he doesn't talk in that goofy voice all the time

[starjake]

...now, see, I would not have been able to make that car / penis analogy while keeping a straight face. This is why we all love you. Well, this and wrapping wallpaper. =D

The vacuum cleaner made me think "It is SO 1985 right now". Am I pathetic?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a job hunt to continue. Toodles!

[TheAmazingAriel]

heyyyyyy

you didn't get naked in this one -_-

Ill take my business elsewhere.

how much sticky tack did it take for all that wallpaper to stay up?

or are you a staples kind of guy?

[PickThisCar]

masking tape! :D

[TheAmazingAriel]

oh that's what your bringing to the table?

scared of you.

[LorienTheYounger]

You sound like you were chopping onions just before recording this...

[mushacles]

I think you should be EVERY day on 5AG :-P

[imfar2busybeingdelic]

get him!!!

[ViolentServant]

Good Luck!!

[ChiefIhu]

You are my favourite! giggles..

[scottklaw]

You should be on The mega awesome cool dude.

[KoolCordell]

I hope they pick you.

[DarkNight886]

This is so far my favorite audition. Wrapping Paper on the walls, FTW!

[koakoa8]

Done. This one's definitely the winner! :)

[nicktalk215]

HAHAHAHA you crack me up!

[PickThisCar]

thanks Nick :) obvs this isn't a serious vid. it's mostly just for my subscribers. :D

[RicardoDominiquez]

I would love to see you on 5AGs :D