Tourettes Guy "Tit-Dirt"

[zerofreeze27]

the first time i saw him open the car door on the other car i almost shit myself...and then he said fuck and i did

[live4marilyn]

What was he yelling about on 0:01 to 0:07?

[Chris2456100]

Danny:BITCH!!! BITTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAHH AH! WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?!

Son: Tee hee!

Danny: *staring at his son*

[MrBabydiaper]

Thats not micky mouse thats just TIT DIRT!!!!

[FanDeAlguersuari]

what car does the tourettes guy have??

[scottyisamazin]

I don't have time for this chicken shit bullshit

[urmommaisfattt]

Lol I know 0:12 isn't he funniest part in this video but it always cracks me up haha.

[resinmic]

mickey mouse t shirt loll

[DralosVos]

Dad is that a mickey mouse t-shirt? What the fuck are you talking about? lolol

[crimson6858]

37 people have time for that chicken shit bull shit

[MrStickmanSteve]

we're going to be out of the butt, and into the fuck if we dont come up with that 36 dollars...

INTO THE FUCK

[drewborghese]

@MrStickmanSteve thats the best line

[Junglevine14]

is he still alive? cuz ive certain comments saying r.i.p tourettes guy and i was just wondering.

[ThrillerJackson01]

@Junglevine14 He's alive.

[MrCrossoverer]

37 people are out the butt and into the fuck

[cassiesmum]

The quickest way into a woman's bed, is to make her laugh! looks don't matter, I bet the tourettes guy has a large female fan base....

[Darthmarth56]

everytime i watch the part with the fuckin glasses ich have to laugh uncontrolled!

[tamrinto]

ITCH! 0:02

[norman19971]

does this remind anyone of micheal from roosterteeth?

[benry200]

wheres his neck brace?

[veeanme]

Pause at 0:00

[jschmid]

i was just thinking about how funny this was when it came out, what a fucking classic, tit dirt what? hahahaha fucking a !!!

I think they ran outta things to do, im pretty sure alcohol influenced it, hope they start drinking heavily again, this rocked.

[SFisher1993]

0:11- Cue Metal Gear Solid detection sound...

[MGSDude01]

@SFisher1993 There's actually a quick clip of that search metal gear tourettes.

[SFisher1993]

@MGSDude01 Haha, yeah, I've seen that already.

[43blackknight]

0:12 reminds me of a cat! XD

[cgreen1472]

I almost peed laughing when he said "we go in with the butt, out with the fuck, and if we don't have that $36.." and passed out lmao!

[gamba831]

37 people have tit dirt.

[Cimozzen]

what the hell was he doing with the microwave? xD

[SFisher1993]

@Cimozzen He was "trying" (emphasis on the "trying") to repair it. ROFL!

[Travzter]

there must have been a 36 dollar deductable for that car he hit the door against

[TehPedoBear2]

 ^ー^ ... Hpmh ... ಠ_ಠ ...

[wolfstar567]

he dosn't have tourettes hes just really pissed XD

[dirtygeeser1]

i dont have time for this chicken shit bull shit

[TourettesOrc]

we're going to be out of the butt, and in to the fuck, if we don't come up with that 36 dollars.

[itsalwaysallie14]

THATS JUST TIT DIRT

[sjoyreed]

This is bad...

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

"there's ladies everywhere, dumbass!!!" hahahahahhaha that was funny!!!

[stickmanpwner64]

0:10

*giggles*

ಠ_ಠ

[EmmaMorgan100]

hahahahaha this made me laugh so frickin hard!

[GeneralCane]

*Car alarm goes*

Aw, SHIT!

...... DAMMIT! .. FUCK!

(pause) *Hits steering wheel*

(pause)

AW SHIT.

[Tyannalyn]

@GeneralCane LOL

[effyloverforeveer]

I don't have time for this chicken shit bull shit !

[xskyxmoonx]

0:10 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SFisher1993]

"BITCH! BIIIITCH!!!"

"We're gonna be outta the butt, and into the fuck...if we don't come up with that $36..."

[eskimodude812]

0:40 I'd give him an oscar for that

[Tennick12]

36 people didnt have time for this chicken shit bull shit

[boomitsjosie]

Lmao when the guy filiming laughs , and tourretts guy jumps and looks at him like a deer xD

[TheFattHatt1943]

We're gonna be out of the BUTT and into the FUCK, if we don't come up with that $36

[77S7E7A7N77]

He's like you can suck my dick when he got a strike LOL xD

[eqhullkhes]

theres ladies everywhere you dumbass

[elathane]

theres ladies everywhere dumb ass

[bigbadbronson3]

TIT DIRT!

[mymontefrios]

36 people don't have time for this chicken shit bull shit

[ZEFFER14]

I'd shove a can of Pringles up that preacher's ass, and be happy to tell him about it!

[enviogirlie]

there's ladies EVERYWHERE you dumbass...

[seehound619]

@enviogirlie legitimate lols were had at that line.....

[regalbryant902]

Danny owes 36 people a Dollar.

[MrNerdflip]

36 people have tit dirt

[killallianceftw]

1 Ah shit!

2 dad is that mickey mouse

3 Tit DirT!

4 DAMNIT FUCK!

5 into the fuck

6 Collapses

7 FUCK FUCK FUCK!

8 ASS! Keep it down!

[dawsonkidd1]

Wheres my fucking glasses!

[TakakeoFZ]

sexiest bootyshake 0:57

[SFisher1993]

BITCH! BIIIITCH!!!

[drmattisinthehouse]

36 people came out of the butt, and into the fuck for not coming up with the 36$

[GasMaskedMidget]

0:11 Raep stare

[636Castle]

the tourettes guy moment that will make me laugh every time is when he falls down after he throws the bowling ball, and screams "shit!"

[MrRiptoe]

Danny-ah shit

Son- *suddle giggle*

Danny- *dramatic stare*

[DrPhilMusic]

36 people wern't willing to contribute a dollar each to danny.

[usercemal]

36 people went out of the butt and into the fuck because they didn't come up with that 36 dollars.

[laurence265]

the guy that said keep it down.. tourettes guy should eat him

[Bryso69]

"I don't have time for this chicken shit bullshit!" Lol that line use to be my alarm on my phone for when I had to wake up for work.

[TheBallababy11]

Aw wheres his tony the tiger shirt? lol

[tiptopkakijou]

MICKY MOUSE! :D

[ImpactState]

lol 36 people didnt come up with that 36 dollars

[CaptainNYG]

36 people are going to be out of the butt and into the fuck if they can't come up with that $36

[CaptainNYG]

Why does he say Bull Shit when he gets a strike and Holy Shit when he gets a spare?

[DecoyPencil]

HA! "We're going to be out of the butt, and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars". Best line ever.

[jrrussell29]

THIS IS FIXED :D

[rawrtunaisgod]

36 people couldn't find their fucking glasses

[TheGibberishLOL]

Press 7 for booty shake :D

[MrMuziknotez]

press 0 for massive humping

[Hiddenblademaster]

lol... 36 dislikes.... FUCK

[Raqwaza17]

XD BULL SHIT HE'S NOT BRAINDEAD

[LNERMallard]

The dislikers finally came up with 36 dollars.

[VooDooLynx]

I'll shove a can of Pringles up that preacher's ass and be happy to tell him about it!

[tollesTischbein]

"thats not mickey mouse, thats just TIT DIRT!" ... i never heard that before.

[NeKoSuShiii]

34 people are out of the butt and into the fuck.

[VooDooLynx]

@NeKoSuShiii I use this phrase whenever I can!! XD

[skatmanbb]

@NeKoSuShiii now 36 im not one of them hahahaha if we dont come up with that 36 dollars and there is 36 dislikes

[Mathletewiz]

Thumbs Up

If you think the Tourettes Guy's son has a retarded voice.

[GwenxTrent4ever]

press 1 for- AHH SHIT

press 2 for- dad is that a mickey mose t-shirt

press 3 for- danny lookin at his shirt

press 4 for- DAMN IT

press 5 for- funny dace

press 6 for- danny falling on the floor

press 7 for- dick,FUCK

press 8 for- ASS

press 9 for- with my girlfriend

[Travzter]

BITCH!!! BETCHHHHH!!!!

[SavannahRBlankenship]

DAKOTA AND I OWN THIS VIDEO.

[LoopyStorm]

@SavannahRBlankenship

:)

[colinsgirl1357]

honestly whats so funny? please tell me

[killeroftheballroom]

0:11 is the funniest part, I swear

[miler726yahoocom]

White trash + Mass amounts of beer + tourettes = Tourettes guy

[TheAltair4]

34 people went out of the BUTT and into the FUCK when they couldn't come up with that $36.

[chaseyoungismine]

we're going to be out of the butt... and into the fuck. wtf XD

[Solidjesse]

 ಠ_ಠ

[connahharvey21]

is BITCH his wife??

[NativeSquirrel5]

Press 8 for ass

[NativeSquirrel5]

Press 7 for dick fuck

0.o

[skatinlilg1ng3r1]

at 0:12 tourettes guy is pullin a pedo-bear XD

[cokedoutbanna]

32 people dont know true humor

[Ka3axctah94]

EPIC XD 0:09

[xxxluckydoodxxx]

32 people hate tit dirt

[jtirado123]

@xxxluckydoodxxx

more like HAVE tit dirt

[TheTheUglyTruth]

epic face at 0

[simpsonhomer305]

id love to meet this guy

[amypenn100]

The camerman is laughing at him.

[amypenn100]

What is tit dirt?

[barbielevine]

this isnt funnny

[im264shirt]

32 had tit dirt on their shirts

[FartNouveau]

The 36 dollars is probably because of the car

[katieducky23]

@FartNouveau LMAO!

[DRILLBIT221]

Thats not a mickey mouse t shirt thats just "TIT DIRT"

LMAOO!!!!!

[figgy1252]

press 4 alot lmfaoooo

[JadJinormaus]

there's ladies everywhere you dumbass

[Paloomi]

WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?!

Because nobody can see them on the back of his neck.

[jeaniehopkirk2]

lol!.....TIT DIRT!...

[TheStaticage01]

@jeaniehopkirk2 We're gonna be out of the Butt...and straight into the Fuck...if we don't come up with that thirty six dollars?

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@TheStaticage01 what does he want 36 dollars for?

[TheStaticage01]

@jeaniehopkirk2 God only knows???...he probably didn't budget right and spent 36 bucks on beer for himself and cereal for his son-instead of factoring it in for RENT or a Mortgage Payment???---Who knows?...Tourettes guy doesn't seem like he'd be the best of financial advisors? HA HA HA watch Return of the Tourettes Guy 3 where he moons a black guy at 1 am coming out of the bar in swhat looks like sub zero winter/and yes-he was going to drive too Hilarious! Love ya MJ-Stat.

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@TheStaticage01 you americans are crazy!!...but i love you!...,AH SHIT!...BOB SAGET!

[TheStaticage01]

@jeaniehopkirk2 We love ya too babe...NFSE!...Joh-Joh-JOHNNY DAVIDSON!

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@TheStaticage01 oil....o o oil on the road!

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@TheStaticage01 is the tourettes guy on the TV in america?

[TheStaticage01]

@jeaniehopkirk2 No-just on youtube

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@TheStaticage01 AH SHIT!!...i WATCHE BOB SAGET,I PREFER TOURETTES GUY,HE KIND OF HAS A PETER GRIFFIN QUALITY TO HIM....

[TheStaticage01]

@jeaniehopkirk2 Ha---yea he does have a "Griffinesque" quality to him doesn't he? LOL

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@TheStaticage01 for sure!...thats probably why i like him....DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT FAMILY GUY!!...SHIT!....COCK! FUCK!.....I LOVE YOU.......BITCH!

[jeaniehopkirk2]

@TheStaticage01 who is bob saget?

[TheStaticage01]

@jeaniehopkirk2 He's a stand up comic who played the Dad of the Olsen Twins on an old cheesy sit-com called Full House. He also hosted Americas Funniest Home videos for a stretch too?...The funniest thing about Bob Sagget is he always gets acting roles potraying a sweet and wholesome guy-but his stand up stuff is just vulgar ass toilet humor-but alot of people don't know that so when they see it for the first time people are totally shocked?! They just think of him as the nice Dad on Full House?

[TheDNice1523]

were gonna out of the BUTT and into the Fuck

[antsman14]

Haha chicken shit bull shit (csbs) is my clan tag in black ops

[antsman14]

Haha chicken shit bull shit (csbs

[GimmeAllYourMoney925]

"da fuck you talkin' about?"

[Thatonechick2244]

This is the only time i've seen him wear another shirt other than the blue tony the tiger t shirt!

[DizzyDickheads]

i dont have time for this chicken shit bullshit

[rockrebellion88]

me and my friend made a drink with all different kinds of alcohol and energy drinks and we named it TIT DIRT!!

[CecilTBarbaraG]

OMG! From 0:10 - 0:13 LOL!!!

[qwrjwhafaygw]

is this for real?



[Jcurvs99]

he is so shit faced drunk in this video

[bcrichbodomboy]

*reoreoreoreoreoreor* OH SHIT OH FUCK

[benjie414]

mexcrement 1:05

[Ninja4lifeme]

Theirs ladies everywhere dumbass! XD

[mitchell2608]

theres ladies everywhere you dumbass!!

[cumulo25]

@mitchell2608 actually it's Beer Dirt!

[Snivy100]

whats tit dirt???

[rockrebellion88]

29 people didnt come up with that 36 dollars..

[CfFial]

0:56 Feels like im wearing nothing at all, nothing at all........ !!! stupid sexy flanders!!

[undermaker4535]

Where's my fucking glasses? :D

[sunkistmydoritos]

Fuckin love when he pops up from behind the microwave door and just stares at him.. fuckin lmfao

[sk8rfreak4ever]

Thats just tit dirt hahahahahaha

[annieisbeast1]

"NO THATS JUST TIT DIRT!" hahhaahahah im laughing sooo hard right now.

[MultiNZs]

we are gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we dont come up with that $36

[Sonicguy1994]

1 - AWW SHIT!

2 - Dad, is that a mickey mouse T-Shirt?

3 - (Looking at shirt)

4 - Damn it!

5 - Tipsy

6 - Passes out drunk

7 - Dick! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

8 - Ass!

9 - With my girlfriend

0 - BITCH! BIIIITCH!

[josh666675]

That's JUST TIT DIRT!

[Evyn2]

Theres ladies everywhere you dumbass

[Jdb0660]

Hahahaha that's funny shir

[ceanman2009]

Lmfao " chicken shit bull shit"

[Beatles712]

ill shove a can of pringles up that preachers ass!

[suicidesnowman14]

"BITCH!! BiiiiiiiTCH" 0:02

[patruick94]

Keep pressing 7 and watch video.

[varioushelpguy]

0:12

da fuck you laughin about bitch?

[SirDrumzalotlse]

He sounds like stone-cold steve austin when he says ''That's Tit-Dirt!''

[ArchaicFeathers]

HOLY SHIT! 

[jaxglitterguts]

were going to be out of the butt and into the fuck bahahahhaha

[spot4life14]

There's ladies everywhere, you dumb ass. Bahhhahhahah

[gogopowerrangers91]

"thats not mickey mouse...

thats just TIT DIRT!"

haha THIS GUY is effing amazing!! WOW!

[fcbarcelona4]

there's ladies everywhere you dumbass

[klipforus]

28 ppl eat tit dirt

[hobo209]

Is there any other videos of him without the Tony the tiger shirt?

[lollygog97]

TITT DIRT

[toocooltofcuk]

he's actually a pretty good bowler