Careful, if you try and whine another SoCal sob story to make up for your weak-tit surfing and ridiculous over-crowding problems, TB will have to rip you a new one.
What's SoCal? I see that so often now but I guess I am not hip enough eh!? Is it Southern California for short? Another abomination of the English language that pervades the youth of today. I'm not surprised you crazy fuckers these days possess only one third the vocabulary of people 2 centuries ago! Content in your ignorance, or is that ignominy... Should be the name of a song etc etc...ok I am rambling now blah blah blah
Have you looked it up yet in less than 2 seconds? SoCal is the center of the world where all money making propositions of success ever came from, now all gone to poop since late year 1999 when corporate raiders left us behind a huge bill to pay and the surf went to down. Your here to put another con-spin on the greatest poop hole that was ever created. Like as if English even matters since 1999. All part of the hype & diversion from what really matters the most, the majority's financial future
Nah I just guessed. You are like all young Americans, thinking you are the center of the world, languishing in social, educational and verbal acumen, and happy to be so.
Your drive and moral fiber are somewhat inspiring though. Hmm maybe only so much as Don Trump's approach to success. Squash the competition then take the moral high ground then squash the competition LoL. Tell you what... when u become a billionaire, give all your money to charity then we'll see what's crackin'
Your not saying anything about this video vs. reality here now. Stop pretending your smarter than the average American with your boring shameful wit as if that explains why America lost the financial race back in 1999. If I won the Powerball I'd give it all to the homeless ie. majority of Americans.
There's nothing boring and shameful coz I never tried to display any wit! Dunno where you got that from. And I am smarter than the average seppo because I am Australian!
Now bud,I digressed from the vid in the first place but if you choose to reply instead of post then at least pay attention to the topic instead of rambling about your own (which doesn't relate to the vid either, in fact you just contradicted yourself) What's your obsession with this 1999 thing?? Meh.. fuck it. I dont care. Bye
Taj should have won several times now. I think it's to keep pay low, if Slater really did win 9 times in a row he should be paid $10 million a year. Surfing has gone to the rich and most of USA went poor since late 1999 (they will tell u it went global instead of dog eat dog). You don't notice the millions who are giving it up like foreclosures. I had to earn my surfboard and start after high school, to keep grades up. But now schools just pass everyone
All sports that are not NBA, NFL and Baseball simply don't represent the American people. It's like 0.5% of the public surfs but it's advertised as if a lot of people surf. Just a bunch of kooks who have lots of money AND time to waste, it does not make good sense. People are clearly losing more than winning, that's why so many non-surfers get to hear about it. America is nothing but a high risk, high gamble where the majority lose.
dude what is wrong with you. Who gives a shit what u think america is represented by. No one cares about america this is a global sport not just a national sport. There is so much advertising and money in industry because everyone wears surf branded things, and obviously more than 0.5% of the american public surf if there is so much money still in the industry during the financial crisis. so shut the fuck up you kook redneck spit fuck shit licking arsefucker
The contests WERE rigged a bit. You simply want to be the one who catches the good waves. In past contests Taj did catch the good ones and lost, THAT is what was BS. Most tricks are lame. Everything is phony since 1999, so all this talk about scoring?
I was surprised how low Kelly's scores were on a couple waves on this vid, and surprised Parkinson was given 10 scores on two waves against Dusty. Very inconsistent scoring.
This was total bullshit. Slater's late drop and ballsy pull-up into that barrel, the only one ridden in the whole heat, and he's scored a 3.93. Something's very wrong. Taj is not a Pipe Master as he didn't have a single barrel in the whole final. The surfing was all around horrendous, however Slater was undercut to the point that it took the wind out of him. If he was scored properly, I guarantee he would''ve worked harder to find the score. Slater was hunting for tubes in a tuberiding contest.
Ya true. but if you heard. the judges said there not looking for barrels, they were mainly looking for aerials and snaps because of the conditions. Yea i agree with you i was disappointed when i saw kellys score for that wave.
I saw that later on. You're right. Slater didn't follow the criteria. I don;t blame him, he has been in 14 Pipe Masters Finals and won 6 so he knows the wave better than just about anyone. His thoughts were that he'd try and win the trditional Pipe way. He has the skills to blow Taj out of the water on manuevers. If only he has played it the way Taj did, he'd be $90K richer. Unfortunately, he sat too long waiting for barrels that never came.
I would have liked a Hawaiian to win this contest since them have to surf all the way through te most of through the trials...I wonder what the hell happened to Sunny? Wierd that he missed his heat. Anyone know what happened to him?
Sunny showed up late for his round one heat and the contest Director, Randy Rarick, disqulified him as the alternate already padled out. There was a scuffle on the beach. Look at the HOD, round one, heat 8, torrey Meister took Sunny's place. By being late, Sunny blew $50K (Triple Crown) + pipe earnings. Parko lost his next heat so Sunny needed to win one or two heats for $50K. He has to want to shoot himself for that move. Check out the VID again, Rd 1 HT 8.
I could care less who won it... but have to agree that the barrel and sick cut from slater deserved more than a fucking 3.93 and that normal average roundhouse from taj was not even near 5.83
FUCK OFF ASP JUDGES !!!! 3.93 for the only barrel of the ... Pipeline Masters final :( It wasn't a 9 (the score Slater needed) but a better score for this "good" backdoor barrel could have changed the dynamic of the heat. Nothin against Burrow. Judges just SUCKS !!!!
how much $ do they get?
mountaingoat47 2 months ago
a trash heat!!!! win at pipe without a decent tuberide, puaj!!!
LUROFER 1 year ago
Can't we all just surf!
buffenuf 1 year ago 3
Careful, if you try and whine another SoCal sob story to make up for your weak-tit surfing and ridiculous over-crowding problems, TB will have to rip you a new one.
TheGreatCorneliuski 2 years ago
What's SoCal? I see that so often now but I guess I am not hip enough eh!? Is it Southern California for short? Another abomination of the English language that pervades the youth of today. I'm not surprised you crazy fuckers these days possess only one third the vocabulary of people 2 centuries ago! Content in your ignorance, or is that ignominy... Should be the name of a song etc etc...ok I am rambling now blah blah blah
Pigroota 2 years ago
Have you looked it up yet in less than 2 seconds? SoCal is the center of the world where all money making propositions of success ever came from, now all gone to poop since late year 1999 when corporate raiders left us behind a huge bill to pay and the surf went to down. Your here to put another con-spin on the greatest poop hole that was ever created. Like as if English even matters since 1999. All part of the hype & diversion from what really matters the most, the majority's financial future
TheGreatCorneliuski 2 years ago
Nah I just guessed. You are like all young Americans, thinking you are the center of the world, languishing in social, educational and verbal acumen, and happy to be so.
Your drive and moral fiber are somewhat inspiring though. Hmm maybe only so much as Don Trump's approach to success. Squash the competition then take the moral high ground then squash the competition LoL. Tell you what... when u become a billionaire, give all your money to charity then we'll see what's crackin'
Pigroota 2 years ago
Your not saying anything about this video vs. reality here now. Stop pretending your smarter than the average American with your boring shameful wit as if that explains why America lost the financial race back in 1999. If I won the Powerball I'd give it all to the homeless ie. majority of Americans.
TheGreatCorneliuski 2 years ago
There's nothing boring and shameful coz I never tried to display any wit! Dunno where you got that from. And I am smarter than the average seppo because I am Australian!
Now bud,I digressed from the vid in the first place but if you choose to reply instead of post then at least pay attention to the topic instead of rambling about your own (which doesn't relate to the vid either, in fact you just contradicted yourself) What's your obsession with this 1999 thing?? Meh.. fuck it. I dont care. Bye
Pigroota 2 years ago
I agree too he should of got more than a 3.93...fags.
sargey72 2 years ago
fucked up score... taj's wave at 0:55 : small wave, one snap, and a incomplete aerial, 5.86??
beze1 2 years ago
Taj should have won several times now. I think it's to keep pay low, if Slater really did win 9 times in a row he should be paid $10 million a year. Surfing has gone to the rich and most of USA went poor since late 1999 (they will tell u it went global instead of dog eat dog). You don't notice the millions who are giving it up like foreclosures. I had to earn my surfboard and start after high school, to keep grades up. But now schools just pass everyone
MalibuCornelius 2 years ago
stop goin on with shit ya seppo freaks, aus won pipe and the world title........
ashmurray1 2 years ago
All sports that are not NBA, NFL and Baseball simply don't represent the American people. It's like 0.5% of the public surfs but it's advertised as if a lot of people surf. Just a bunch of kooks who have lots of money AND time to waste, it does not make good sense. People are clearly losing more than winning, that's why so many non-surfers get to hear about it. America is nothing but a high risk, high gamble where the majority lose.
Ultrasurfing 2 years ago
have you ever been to a beach you fucking redneck. fuck you
surfz00 2 years ago
dude what is wrong with you. Who gives a shit what u think america is represented by. No one cares about america this is a global sport not just a national sport. There is so much advertising and money in industry because everyone wears surf branded things, and obviously more than 0.5% of the american public surf if there is so much money still in the industry during the financial crisis. so shut the fuck up you kook redneck spit fuck shit licking arsefucker
surfz00 2 years ago
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Constantly
metalschooldrill 2 years ago 2
fuck you all .you cunts no fuck all taj won and that it .get a life you youtube gimps
08doneyt 2 years ago
fuck you all taj won the event and thats it . all you dickheads no fuck all
08doneyt 2 years ago
The contests WERE rigged a bit. You simply want to be the one who catches the good waves. In past contests Taj did catch the good ones and lost, THAT is what was BS. Most tricks are lame. Everything is phony since 1999, so all this talk about scoring?
metalschooldrill 2 years ago
I was surprised how low Kelly's scores were on a couple waves on this vid, and surprised Parkinson was given 10 scores on two waves against Dusty. Very inconsistent scoring.
HarmonicsExplorer 2 years ago
i know srsly
GroundswellTheMovie 2 years ago
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lancecarleton 2 years ago
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lancecarleton 2 years ago
I was expecting to see more barrels. That was a ridiculous pipeline final. The angle of the camera on that air at 0:30 was sweet.
DrHarryDickman 2 years ago
This was total bullshit. Slater's late drop and ballsy pull-up into that barrel, the only one ridden in the whole heat, and he's scored a 3.93. Something's very wrong. Taj is not a Pipe Master as he didn't have a single barrel in the whole final. The surfing was all around horrendous, however Slater was undercut to the point that it took the wind out of him. If he was scored properly, I guarantee he would''ve worked harder to find the score. Slater was hunting for tubes in a tuberiding contest.
abloom1970 2 years ago
Ya true. but if you heard. the judges said there not looking for barrels, they were mainly looking for aerials and snaps because of the conditions. Yea i agree with you i was disappointed when i saw kellys score for that wave.
myybuddy 2 years ago
I saw that later on. You're right. Slater didn't follow the criteria. I don;t blame him, he has been in 14 Pipe Masters Finals and won 6 so he knows the wave better than just about anyone. His thoughts were that he'd try and win the trditional Pipe way. He has the skills to blow Taj out of the water on manuevers. If only he has played it the way Taj did, he'd be $90K richer. Unfortunately, he sat too long waiting for barrels that never came.
abloom1970 2 years ago
I would have liked a Hawaiian to win this contest since them have to surf all the way through te most of through the trials...I wonder what the hell happened to Sunny? Wierd that he missed his heat. Anyone know what happened to him?
SKETTIHEAD1 2 years ago
Sunny showed up late for his round one heat and the contest Director, Randy Rarick, disqulified him as the alternate already padled out. There was a scuffle on the beach. Look at the HOD, round one, heat 8, torrey Meister took Sunny's place. By being late, Sunny blew $50K (Triple Crown) + pipe earnings. Parko lost his next heat so Sunny needed to win one or two heats for $50K. He has to want to shoot himself for that move. Check out the VID again, Rd 1 HT 8.
abloom1970 2 years ago
can't find the heat can you post the link?
SKETTIHEAD1 2 years ago
mind you, i'm very happy indeed that taj won the contest but even i think kelly definitely deserved more than a 3.93 for that barrel and cutback..
SurfStich 2 years ago
Must we be sonically assaulted?
Jitpring 2 years ago
I agree with you guys, but I think that kelly got penalized for failing those cuts.
jhonny1316 2 years ago
I could care less who won it... but have to agree that the barrel and sick cut from slater deserved more than a fucking 3.93 and that normal average roundhouse from taj was not even near 5.83
franckzua 2 years ago 2
LOL what a JOKE Im happy I didn't watch this stuff in realtime at the asp website
buggerzao 2 years ago
Only barrel of the final gets a 3.93 and a Roundhouse gets a 5.83 at a contest called, "Pipeline Masters" ?????? WTF????
Billabong contest and Billabong team member gets 1st place...
Lame...
SKETTIHEAD1 2 years ago 2
@SKETTIHEAD1
you got it right there. i don't get it either.
zdayskates 2 years ago 2
FUCK OFF ASP JUDGES !!!! 3.93 for the only barrel of the ... Pipeline Masters final :( It wasn't a 9 (the score Slater needed) but a better score for this "good" backdoor barrel could have changed the dynamic of the heat. Nothin against Burrow. Judges just SUCKS !!!!
hitiblue 2 years ago 8
@hitiblue Agreed at least 7 pt ride
surfingrox111 1 year ago