How To Write a Haiku

[HelppuHemuli]

I have candy.

Marianne and orange

They are good

[Brooklynevilhero]

FLY AWAY BIRDY FUCK FREE

[sickboy7563]

She wore a red dress

fresh and clean as a whistle

thorny as thistle

[codemonkeyslikeme]

haikus are not poem

nature? fuck haikus dipshit

it's over nice thou

[jaredtheavenger]

the bird in the tree

little bird starts to fly away

will never come back

[captainmurphy52]

The might frog stands

I approach him with caution

I grab and lick him!

[kingodoom2]

that haiku was retarded

[Qwinny12]

im hungry again.

no surprise there, right? uh huh

^ ruined the surprise. (:

[mtmark29]

How cast oh my god

Please stop trying so damn hard

Black cow penises

[jaredtheavenger]

@mtmark29 AAAAHHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAH

[videomissionary]

Howcast really sucks

this is now my nature word

unsubscribed, surprised?

[dennydaydreamer]

Sounds like something a wanna-be poet who can't write in their own language would do.

[OMGimSOBER]

Did i miss it, or did they not say what i will need.

[videogamenostalgia]

This howcast sucks cocks.

they've run out of ideas.

great fun for trolling.

[silvaChocobo]

My cat likes to eat.

She runs around the whole house

Insert surprise here.

[12ewatki]

You are a shit head

I like to make fun of you

this video sucks :)

just kidding its cute

[gigglepox9000]

Don't be so foolish

I don't know what to write here

Banana Pancake

(Okay I got that from Organization LIX but it's still funny XD)

[davidbliz123]

3rd to comment

[houndoom1234]

lone as the winter

translations are for the weak

you all will die now

[PivitalProductions]

@houndoom1234 haha