John Pinette - I'm Starvin'! 2

[AdamMichaelMercer]

I literally almost shit myself laughing!! U had to pause it and go to the bathroom!!!! That lamb has poor judgment lol. Git off my lawn!!!! I should get a cheese Danish for lifting that son of a bitch 15 times!!!! Omgrotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pjeirefretter]

And he said : would you like to see the cows ? Hell no ...

[iamasam28]

Watching this at my desk at work, next thing I knew everyone came over to see what was so hilarious. Had the whole office in histarics!

[bocchinocullen]

I was that girlscout!

[khwiz1]

GET OFF MY LAWN!!

UNLESS U GOT DOUGHNUTS!

lmafo

[ogichi32]

OMG I've done bikram yoga XD! You sweat like you're a wet towel getting rung out LOL!

[anmana7]

This guy is hysterical lmao!

[writertrump]

"I think I can quit the gym cold turkey then eat the cold turkey"

LMAO

[AlllamericanQB]

"how do ya feel?" "Good" do more stuff. "how do ya feel?" "Goo-Good!" 15 minutes later. "how do you feel?" "I FEEL LIKE GOD IS PUNISHINGME, AND IF I'M A BETTER PERSON, HE'LL SEND DOWN AN ANGEL WITH A CHICKEN POT PIE AND A CUPCAKE. DON'T ASK ME AGAIN!"- roflmao

[Sticky122333]

What I want $50!!!

PS mission accomplished crazy lady

[unclep1971]

I think you're gonna win the trip to Washington this year.

[Sticky122333]

"I swallowed a quarter when I was 7 and $50 came out!" lol this is awesome!!!!!!!!!

[steffyswim]

hahahhahaha oh made me luagh so hard my tummy hurt and my eyes water

[VixiShadowfox]

"How do you feel? I feel like God is punishing me and if I'm a better person He'll send an angel down with a chicken pot pie and cupcake, now don't ask me again!!!"

LOL

[Acquisto]

he's not bad... but honestly every punchline derives from "I'm fat". And if that fails his jiggly chin makes people laugh anyways

[magnadefendr]

let me get this crispy cream in here and we"ll be good to go lmao

[sigran101]

i didn't know laughing could really make you have to pee before watching this

[NavySealWannabe67]

@sigran101 XD

[loudmusicman4]

how do we unblock this bad boy?

[MrPokeman271inc]

Not get guess

[MrPokeman271inc]

I get the 25 cents he swallowed when he was 7got invested cause 7$ came out.

[Linxkit]

"That lamb had poor judgement."

LMAO

[Even1646]

"a girl scout came to the door...ohh...i think you're gonna win the trip to washington this year"~best part

[katiemalcs]

okay juice is not a verb idk what your talking about...LMFAOO LOOOVE IT

[Ninjalaina]

THAT WAS THE LAST ONE!

[johannahpah]

if you don't have donuts, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

[BlazieTiger]

"GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! D:< Unless you have donuts..."

[DJFirestorm07]

"I swallowed a quarter when I was seven...fifty dollars came out!" LMFAO!!!

[j1g5aw]

nap and ravioli =D

[Vaprick53]

how do you feel?.......I FEEL LIKE GOD IS PUNISHING ME! AND IF I'M A BETTER PERSON HE'LL SEND AN ANGEL DOWN WITH A CHICKEN POT PIE N A CUPCAKE!

[Shirugitsune]

"how do you feel?" "I feel like God is punishing me! and if I'm a better person he'll send an angel down with with a chicken pot pie and a cupcake! now don't ask me again!"

LOL! XD

I swear hearing him talk about dieting and going to the gym, I can relate so much. ^_^

[MrWalrus6]

my cats hyper but when i put john on he sits still

[ria1217]

"i obey the law!!!" funny ass shit!!!!

[lubadeedee]

Such a funny guy!!! I would love to see his act in the real world one day!!!:)

[xvrhernandez349]

"a girl scout came to the door, she had cookies." "i said oh i think youre going to win the trip to washington this year" LMAO best quote ever!

[ConnorGunn]

I gotta say this show is a round up of his best material but he delivers it terribly

[viss3n]

he is so fkking funny mann just hilarious!!

[CurtisGibsonIsGay]

take your head and stick it up your ass

[wingerdinger151]

this guy is so good because he is the only comedian i know of who only has to tell the beginning of the joke for people to laugh. then they laugh harder when he finishes it even though they know whats coming. genius

[piepiehi123]

Raviolis and a nap. Raviolis and a nap. Raviolis and a nap.

[salemgirl123]

@piepiehi123 thats what i tell myself when i workout aha

[glowballer]

LMFAO!

[skatekid1199]

drop it likes it hot. lol

[tccballer]

-"Take your head and stick it in your ass!!"

"I can't do that...." lmao ahahah

[AlabamaAxeman]

John rocks.....he's too damn funny!

[redthunderhammer]

One trainer put me on the no carb the atkins, oooooo, they said after a week you won't have any carb cravings. I felt lied to. I had cravings, when you drive by a bakery and you jump out a moving vehicle, thats a craving! I had hallucinations, I thought Dr.Phil was on my front lawn, "John come out here and excersise you cant be big if you life style won't allow it." Get off my lawn!! Unless you have doughnuts!! LOL LMFKENAF, that was a great crack up.

[G0FuCKy0uRs3LF23]

i nearly pissed my pants hes fucking hilarious! him and Jim Carrey God i could watch this all day

[jonm3000]

gravity is a law

[upstatekaren]

This is to cheer you up Jill

[notaconspiracy]

...she had cookies. :O

[0Mike0Banks0]

i never understood why it seems all guys are addicted to working out so i am glad he exists haha

[cheerfulgraves]

what is he doing now?

[1111krol]

hahah he always makes my day!!!!!

[crosbyfreak23]

It's not endagered anymore, but I don't trust it. I'll finish the bison and someone will walk in, "That was the last one!!!!!"

ROFLMAO

[Wastelander1972]

It trusts you....

It has very bad judgement LOL!

[Rmhood91]

" they said after a week you wont have any cravings, i felt lied to." i laughed my ass off

[VixiShadowfox]

"Once you start you'll get addicted"

"I don't think so! I pretty sure I can quit the gym cold turkey then eat the cold turkey"

LOL!!!!

[Mickael23y]

Take your head and stick it in your ass

--I can't do that

Well do the best you can

--I didn't know what that meant so I left.

xD

[HeartRoyal]

"My colon is clean. I swallowed a Quarter when I was 7 and $50 came out." xD

Oh god, I'm going to pee my pants I'm laughing so hard!

[Windofchaos24]

Wow I don't know why but when he went "Drop it like its hot" I couldn't stop laughing xDDDD

[08danielj]

how do u feel? feel like god is ponsining  LAMO

[drummerboi0305]

i could go for a chicken pot pie and a cup cake lmao

[pinkdreamz07]

oh myyyyy! tooo funny!

[babybluesnowden]

oooooooooh i think your gonna win the trip to Washington this year LMAO

[AfroNinja091]

take your head and stick it in your ass

[OriginalHazeBX]

Drop it like it's hot lmfao

[swat91172]

I should get a cheese danish for lifting that son of a bitch 15 times......LMAO

[runningwolff50]

Dr. Phil was on my lawn!!!!

[sagetinyjesus]

I'll eat the bison and then someone would come up to me and they would say THAT WAS THE LAST ONE!. lol

[MikeHengel]

This is super ! If you like John try Brian Regan start with his refrigerator bit.  No blue either and his appearance is a cross between Jim Carrey's elasticity and Will Farrell's body

[purpleshamrock17]

"I don't do ups, ups defy gravity, gravity is a law and I obey the law!"

"When you drive by a bakery and jump out of a moving vehicle, that's a craving!"

"How does this go through my system if it DOESN'T TOAST?!"

[CrossMyDNA]

"She said first of all I want you to juice. I said okay, juice is not a verb I don't know what you're talking about." <-- A hysterical, though perhaps under-appreciated line. John Pinette is hilarious.

[mrpiggyfans]

this is the third time i've seen it, and it just gets funnier.

[sgtbryce1]

this is so funny, since his jokes arent really sexsist or anything, so its comedy for the whole family

[djginnyflex]

shows that u dont need any of that to do comedy, thats y this guy is the best

[traphikk]

he's hilarious

[audiovisualC]

Amazing! I love this guy. He's one of the best i've heard so far!

[peachypeachh]

he makes fun of himself so much

but its funny

[HiloPicolo123]

OH MY GOD!!! He's so funny, at some parts I have to pause the video bacause I can't breathe!!!

[slothboy494]

agreed. I believe if a comedian rarely has to scream or spaz out or doesn't have to say profanity as every other word and still crack you up, they are a true comedian. Dane cook is funy if your 12 and its ur first time listening to him, but u can only enjoy it for so long. I listen to comedy stations all the time and one out of eery 8 are actually funny, BUT THIS GUY TRULY IS THE FUNNIEST GUY I'VE EVER HEARD!!!

RAVIOLIS AND A NAP! XD

[GreendragonDMX1]

another great comedian that can do those things without swearing..Bill Cosby yes he is past his prime and his jokes may be a little old and at times childish but he is still a great comedian

[EHLRONTAY]

If you've seen the movie Idiocracy, you'll notice that we're slowly becoming like that... Scary Movie, Epic Movie... where is Mel Brooks to show these punks what a true spoof and true comedy is. John is classic comedy that'll keep you laughing.

[FalseGrenades]

SLOWLY?????!!!??!?!?! how the hell can you call that slowly... we have a show called Jackass, (ironically named) with a bunch of dumbasses (thats the irony) mutilating eachother... and you have the nerve to say SLOWLY!

[XXdetonator890]

I wouldn't say mutilate, that's an overstatement.

[XXdetonator890]

And irony is a poor choice of vocabulary. The name "Jackass" is relatively predictable.

[0DigitalGeisha0]

drop it like its hot

LMFAO!!!!

[guitayrplaya]

oh nay nay! I don't do ups! haha, best comedian ever

[RobPrusky]

why do people insist on repeating what he said if others are watching it?... it ruins the joke if they haven't seen it, plus, it makes them look like an ass. just because he said it, doesnt give you the right to repeat it.

[evanessance23]

Because no one understands the quality of true comedy anymore. These days movies like knocked up mamange to pass for comedy while true comedians are a forgotten lore.

[FalseGrenades]

I agree whole heartedly, comedy has been reduced to such utter nonesense I very rarely feel the urge to watch the so called "comedies" that come out now. Thank you Mr.Pinette.

[evanessance23]

I don't know why, but today's comedies aren't funny. Like Ryan Reynolds. Am I the only one who thinks he makes a better wise-ass comic relief in an action film rather than being an actual comedian? Just friends wasn't funny.... Gene Wilder wasn't funny... but put him in X-Men origins with some swords, and I find him hilarious... It must be the swords...

[FalseGrenades]

Honestly, I dont even watch comedies anymore... I can't stand the way men are portrayed as, and its the same crap over and over again. Comedians like Mr. Pinette here, and Lewis black are the last light in a dark cave.

[evanessance23]

All I can say is... uh.. no shit. We just need someone to give this entire generation of bad comedy a shot of penecillin to clear out thier systems of these preconcieved notions that people will laugh at something as long as everyone else pretends it's funny.

[FalseGrenades]

Its all sitcom's fault, they butchered comedy.. starting way back whenever the hell "I love lucy" came out, its snowballed since then and is getting substantially worse with each new shitty sitcom ressurects the same garbage from the last one.. well I tell you this much we got to make a stand now. or true comedy will become a myth like the unicorn or big foot, or evolution.

[bimbo45634]

There's no beginners yoga "Take your head and stick it in your ass!"

i dunno what they meant so i left

XD

[agnespete]

Thanks John for giving me a hearty laugh.....Have all his cd's. We need to laugh more!

[Autobotsdie]

Drop it like its hot.

[RangedAssassin]

lol i swallowed a quarter when i was 7 and $50 came out!!!

[moobubbb]

"the third day i jused a ham"!!!!! LMFAO

[rich201571]

man ment to 5 star it but funny

[fantacular]

This is the Best!

[SAXETTEXAS21]

oh nay nay!!!!!!!!

[mobby32]

i think you're gonna win the trip to washington this year

x}

[Shadyac21]

Get off my lawn! Unles you have donuts!

Funny.

[avmonaco1]

Hahaha!! Drop it like it's hot!! Hilarious!!

[DanielVolker]

John is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[metallijax]

roflrofl this guys soooooo jks :P

[p1g1m1c1]

I should get a cheese danish... Love That!

[Danni13D]

i felt lied to. lawl thats amazing

[gaara0075]

omg im like crying here so jks

[ShadowKaiser55]

Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law.

XD so funny

[hyperchic9]

fuck hes coming to my town im so pumped to see him, hes fucking hilarious

[soiledwarrior1]

i laughed thru the whole thing. Never done that. I literally could not breathe at one point and began to choke. It doesn`t look right, and if I say that, you can bank on it!

[Luubelaar]

"You're burning fat"

"Oh good I hope it's a controlled burn, coz if this baby goes up all at once, there's gonna be a mushroom cloud over this gym!"

ROFLMAO!!!

[sandb82288]

I have to agree that was just too funny

[steffonee1]

johns hasn't been seen since he ate no carb bread. oddly enough his blow torch is missing too

[Choppyrules]

john is a great role model. thanks to him i obey the law too :)

[TuRdSandwitch18]

i fuckin hate gyms + the people who go there

[boston18967345]

And they hate you so shut up.

[ninjaworshipper]

its looks like bread, but it has no other proprietes of bread

[Hebber23]

if your drinking ham juice, and your arm goes numb, just wait an hour....hahaha

[Litobx]

Drop it like it's hot! lmao

[myfatman]

it rocks

[Mattyrich35]

Get off my lawn!!! Unless you have donuts...

Just awesome...one of the funniest people alive...

[anonomous576]

"ok, juice is not a verb, i dont know what your talking about" ahahah

[XGuitarXProX]

he is cool @!

[Cemg86]

drop it like it's hot .... love this guy

[buggoff]

"I think I can quit the gym cold turkey and then eat the turkey." HA!

[DementisVenustas]

"I don't do ups. Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I OBEY THE LAW."

[0takuN64]

lol "i swallowed a quarter when i was seven! fifty dollars came out!!"

[stark1987]

" i went to taste it, and my brain sent a signal to my mouth...GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!"

hahahaha, favorite part!

[andya190]

hilarious

[fireguy95971]

if your drinking ham juice and your arm goes numb wait an hour

[papachulosbaby62108]

roflmao...ups defy gravity gravity is a law i obey the law

[socalseth]

i feel like God is punishing me LMAO!

[KaguraFan246]

omfg Ha LARIOUS Raviolis and a nap Raviolis and a nap

[DeathWillAlwaysDream]

so im holding this lamb, knowing that i'll never have lamb again, and since then i never had.

so would you like to see the cows?

Hell no. LOL

[teejer1985]

I feel like god is punishing me, and if i'm a better person, he'll send an angel down with a chicken pot pie and a cupcake...

just wow!

[teejer1985]

John can drop it like it's hot better then snoop!

[ruthlesace]

i should get a cheese danish

[breakingbenjaman12]

thats right i get down drop it like its hot lmao

[sasquatchhhhh]

Ravioli's and a nap!

[imawesome1996]

Gravity is a law. I obey the law!

LOL

[crazystoner666]

i dont do ups ups defiy gravity gravity is a law i obey the law lololololololololol this guy if fucking funny

[shadowscrawl]

HAHAHA "I swallowed a quarter when i was seven and fifty dollars came out" hahahaahaa

[STK151991]

would u like to see the cows?

hell no.

lmao

[darskinner]

Love this guy. "Quit cold turkey, then eat the turkey!" lol

[Fatmanmi]

He has a great personality, I can tell. He is real cool in my book. Of course I am a fat guy as well.

[buggoff]

"I started to smell dumplings..."

HA!

[emerarudochan]

I should get a cheese danish for lifting that son of a bitch up fifteen times!

[611JV]

"take your head and stick in your ass!" I can't do that. "Just do what you can" so i left

[JohnFrickinCest]

hes funny because of his anger and real stories not a lot of comedians cant do that

[Gettinghitonattheban]

Raviolis and a nap!

[chargergrl67]

get it out! get it out!

i couldnt breathe!!

[boston18967345]

"Would you like to see the cows?"

"Hell no!"

[hobbie1994]

how do u feel...gg..ggooD!

[MoonTreasure]

"I feel like God is punishing me."

[hobbie1994]

drop it like its hot hahahaha

[DemboMRN]

lol same sasuke had to watch it again its so hilarious

[maylovesSASUKE1]

i just wathed this on comedy central

he is my new favorite comedian

[VyTeg]

yeah me too, I didn't know what the name of the show was. I went on to google and typed in "Mt.Sonofabitch" this linked me to part5 though. I'm glad they have the whole special

[hobbie1994]

thankss

[iampeglegmoe]

i don't do ups ups defy gravity gravity is a law i obay the law

[dudehaha3000]

love this guy

[32silvercoins]

"Drop it like its hot" ROTFL...Thanks for the uploads sir.