China Warrior (TurboGrafx-16)

[ge5undhe17]

All Bruce Lee movies in a nutshell.

[stiqman]

awesome! he's killing muslims as soon as the game begins.

[majesticlizard]

Guys, it came out in 1987. At the time this was state-of-the-art. Double Dragon was the most advanced fighting game of 1987 and it was in the arcades.

[zahtmi]

Thanks for the video, you made me think of how much i miss my childhood

[johnny0seven]

Worst TG16 game evar.

[ookami3380]

dammit why!?

[Jaqshit]

this guy has anger issues, the monks he's hitting have their arms folded,they aint even hitting him, bees, butterflies, anything that moves is getting it

[HerrGubba]

walk.... punch.... walk.... punch...

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

This looks like Bruce Lee and the arcade game Gladiator's lovechild.

[Fuzunga]

BEWARE THE DEADLY BUTTERFLYS!

[jayce79]

I definitley did not have this game. In fact I don't even remember it.

[IporkPeople]

this guy has freakishly small feet

[djfakt]

ANOTHER TURD from the Turbo Graphix 16!!!

Trust me, almost ALL the great games remained in Japan, where the P.C. Engine had a SLAMMIN' library.

[Theriot6592]

I think that's the most oversized sprite I've ever seen

[cuttock]

Starsoldier1's reviews are Mcbetter than Chicken McNuggets!

[SmokeDubious]

why is bruce lee beating up a bunch of nuns and birds?

[music2012]

My sister actually beat this game, I sucked at it, I thought this game looked so badass when it came out!

[WebVMan]

Wow. Photo Dojo in the 90's. Eww.

[Koolkitties]

@WebVMan except in photo dojo you control your movement.

[figment1988]

@Koolkitties and Photo Dojo's a throwback to digitized fighting games like Mortal Kombat, Survival Arts, and *gulp* Tattoo Assassins

[PIXELKITSCH]

... i bought this on ebay a few seconds ago...maybe i should have checked this video before!!! :-D

but trashy games can be funny, too...

[MrRetroGamer96]

It looks pretty, but it still probably sucks.

[amari2001]

It doesn't look that bad and it shows off some of the graphics of the Turbografx. Looks like a decent game.

[ArcadeGames]

Woah, what a crappy game!

[papanovember]

this game pretty much looks exactly like the scene transitions from home improvement

[Frankensnizzle]

I so had this crappy game.Lets see if you reviewed Kasumi Ninja.

[5thhorsman]

Legendary axe was the shit

[PARADOXo0o]

O M  G

[chopmop08]

i never beat this game i wonder what the ending was like????

[Mrpantymelt]

this game was pretty bad, bonk, legendary axe were the only memorable games for me

[bisexualbuffthug]

This game seem's to have only been made to show off the 16-bit graphics chip in the pc engine. Other then that it's not unique and does not offer anything special. But i like sprite size in the game.

[GamerBoyGU82]

gotta love how the boss was a pallet swapped version of the main character

[OmagaMinion]

that sounds like a dumb game

[atarileaf]

This isn't as bad as many people think. I remember thinking how incredible looking the graphics were at the time.

[zenbyo]

This and Legendary Axe were the games that convinced me to sell my Genesis and get a TurboGrafx 16.

[bigl240]

bet you kicked yourself afterwards. lol

[zenbyo]

Nah it was worth it. Especially when you work at an independent game store with access to imports and adapters :)

[bigl240]

this game sucks balls tho.

[TyrantKing1]

the last boss was hard as fuck!! Drunken Style Kung Fu at it's best!

[CyborgNinja7]

The only reason people hate the game is because they're bad at it. It's a game of memorization. You need to be in the right place at the right time, and perform the right attack. Otherwise you're screwed.

[1977kb0wqh1996]

In other words it's sorta like playing Moon Patrol except you use a quasi Bruce Lee instead of driving a moon buggy.

[AntichristDemoncore]

I like this game

[zenbyo]

Plus if more people knew how to block hits to generate super attacks they'd probably like it better.

[CyborgNinja7]

I doubt the people who criticize this game, and who voted me down, even played the game when it came out. It's just popular to bitch about it. Considering the TG-16 is only a vague memory to a select few gamers today, those critics are lying sacks of shit.

[superbeecat]

I love my duo, but this game has ALWAYS sucked. With great titles like dungeon explorer, bonk's adventure, and ninja spirit, this game is at the bottom of the pile. Truly awful, was a graphics showcase, terrible controls, repetitive enemies. Absolutely terrible game.

[chrisinmainz]

a great game for it"s time, I remeber how everyone who played this game was so impressed by the size of the characters, and the fact that you got bloodied and bruised as you took damaged, when this game came out most people were still playing NES...

[loganmurray]

lol it looks so boring--u might as well read a book ;)

[Crust218]

Wow.

[GameMaster2k5]

Ha..butterflies of doom...

[NASAROK1]

this shit had the biggest characters in the world lol....maybe to date.

thats why we loved it. u could actually see the fuckers face haha. gettin hurt by butterflies n tea cups was wack tho

[LanIost]

I acutally loved China Warrior..

[mnkycmkydu]

I remember playing this game and at random times, my fist would balloon up to create a super punch and randomly I could do a flurry of punches. Anybody know how to do these moves or were they really random?

[CyborgNinja7]

It's close to when you die.

[xgamer3000]

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVAR!!!! *sniff* *Cough*

[ProfessorHuggins]

gotta realize this was kung fu tg16 version compared to nes kung fu it owned.

[gandalf0987]

This was the first turbografx 16 game i ever played, --it blowed my minds!

[iLaughAtConcrete]

I can't believe they even considered putting this on the Virtual Console.

[beyondthesevoices]

That was an awkward time of transition in video game history from one generation to the next, sort of like the Sega CD era.

[TwighlightMist]

Game looks craptacular...

[nateword]

i guess i'm in the minority cause i LOVED this game

[dawgfan1978]

I loved it too bro! Damn I miss my TG16!

[MrSaturn33]

@nateword I do too, just dumb critics who don't understand what an arcade style action title is hate it

[redvexx]

Is this single player only?

[GoukiConvoy]

spartan x is better

[1983parrothead]

Especially the arcade version.

[Sinars]

I demand a sequel. I want to see this mysterious China Warrior migrate to Africa where he mercilessly punches and kicks the shit out of starving sick Africans who probably also have AIDS.

[1983parrothead]

A sequel with better gameplay would be nice. First, look at the very first Street Fighter, and finally, look at Street Fighter II. Capcom fixed the problems, but why won't Hudson Soft fix them?

[LiquidKid98]

This game was fucking great... you all suck lol

[jesterimb]

holy crap thats bad!!!

[Skipper21333]

one of the most awful games ever made

[donkeylips88]

i loved this game when i had a turbo grafix, haha the games look like credit cards.

[Rebel2010]

WTF, you punch the BIRDS?!?

[TenchiUK]

Thats a sign of being bad-ass!

You have to be pretty hardcore to punch BIRDS out of the SKY!

[nateword]

i liked this game....if you hold up and 1&2 before you start the game you enter an ultra hard mode

[innebateav]

So after kicking the crap out of some butterflies and what appeared to be very passive monks, he gets owned up by someone dropping fans on his head?

[gargh]

What kind of a warrior attacks butterflies?

[HankPeters]

A CHINA WARRIOR!

[Nesseight]

LOL! he's walking like he has a heat rash or shuriken up his ass!

LOL!

[jackdorito]

I actually liked this game back in the day for some dumb ass reason. Yep, there might be something wrong with me.

[jackdorito]

I actually liked this game back in the day for some dumb ass reason. Yep, there might be something wrong with me.

[dghdhgdghdhgdgh3]

Thanks for the video. It helps with the deciding of which virtual console titles.

[kingbooforums]

isn,t this on vc?

[Segacamp]

you gotta be kidding me the game is really horrible I just got the game for wii virtual console I don't care

[ratix98]

See you make a video about how bad this game is and everyone says its a good game you know why? because this game kicks ass thats why

[putamaldita]

OMG they repeat the background

[figment1988]

rofl, it's just like the flintstones (along with other cartoons that looped backgrounds).

[snake2006]

To the poster who loves this game. You know it's on Virtual Console for Wii.

The game stinks. Christ I played it on a emulator and my IQ went down 20 points.

[mattsass3]

OMG hes fighting him black twin

[donkeylips88]

turbografix!!! i loved this system sooo much!!! i loved this game, i wish i still had it!!!

[SpankRamen]

This is my 2nd favorite game right behind Bonk's Revenge. My brothers & I would play this day in & day out!

[garamonde]

horrible... absolutely horrible

[00m]

yeea my favorit game

I am not serius

[highstick21]

one of the my favorite classics. i can play this game for hours!  everything from the graphics to the sound are remarkable. please excuse me i am going to roll a joint

[Koolkitties]

Graphics and sound remarkable?

[GreatGonzales88]

I don't wanna play...that game...very much...it doesn't look very good...at all...

[residentvania12877]

Oh my god that is the biggest piece of poop ive ever seen. I know to stay away from this game!!! LAME.

[BrownEyedRican2]

looks very bad.... that fighter looks alot like this charactor from "World heroes"

[figment1988]

Kim Dragon?

[1983parrothead]

Both characters were actually based on Bruce Lee.

[kentatm]

why the hell was this released on the VC?

[urbanpilgrim]

why that dude kickin that crap out of nuns?

[gbpackerfan85]

ummmm.. maybe because he's an atheist ninja or the kung-fu ass kicking spawn of satan. just a thought

[slimsheidy]

haha lool on gamespot it is rated 1.5..XD

[benjaminshinobi]

I got this on my wii. I have to find out what it is in my brain that makes me love games like this.

[sonicfan1984]

LMAO. Watching the first part of the gameplay made me laugh so hard. I wasn't expecting the game to be like that.

Anyway, thanks for the laugh. :D

[Koolkitties]

I wish I could moonwalk like the China Warrior dude.

[figment1988]

even though this game came out for the virtual console recently, i ain't playing this thanks to how bad this game is

[SoApBoX]

Well, it dosen't look THAT bad.

[Panpizza15]

look out for that stick, bruce lee

[bobbarker1984]

oh wow i love it you get to kill flys and kill a black version of yourself oh so classic

[CaptainDrake]

It's as if you don't even realize you can walk backwards.

[tron158]

You can't walk backwards in this game.

[OmegaWeaponFFVIII]

LOL good lord

[stringanime]

I am ashamed that I coveted this game.

[saturnshooters]

Don't feel bad. I actually paid $48.99 for this game back in the day, and bought it over Neutopia.

[stringanime]

I am not an RPG gamer, but Neutopia... Nice tight game. I think it was Ghostbusters for Sega 16-bit that made me satisfied with the Graghics and games that were to be released for Sega 16-bit.

[figment1988]

wow, i bet you regret that choice now?

[Guckyy]

Hilarious

[chris3116]

WTF is this POS?

[figment1988]

i dunno, but when this came out in the us, it boasted that it was bigger and better than kung-fu for the nes

[FurryAR]

Tons of nun-kicking excitement! Confront horrific metamorphic insects and possessed take out boxes for the honorable chairman!

[SashaNein]

He looks like Steve Oedekerk.

[retread01]

CHOSEN ONE!

[EmmasHouseIsEmpty]

I'm trying to figure out if this game is racist or not >:P

[virtualturbo]

Well I'm not sure whether or not it's racist, but I can pretty much promise that it's garbage. Shame too, as it has some really large sprites onscreen and could have been so much more. Just didn't pan out. : )