Final Fantasy Machinima: Money is the Answer

[robertxtm]

no dissidia 012 spoofs?

[Eskusora]

hahahahah that's fun!!

[xXSoulysWorldXx]

hahaha can't take it anymore O_O ey Jecht, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM! get yourself a hobby! xD

[Ricochet1495]

ohmygod... Warrior of Light reminds me of Caboose from RvB

[XDHiPotionXD]

Very well, Brown one! xD

[Hotshot1231000]

I'm a barbie girl in the barbie world.

[finalcloud69]

jecht: manly brony

[Rouenne]

@finalcloud69 Pfft, Jecht liked ponies before it was cool

[echonight23]

caboose?

[AsterBarnivere]

Of course CLOUD would have LIGHTNING's number...

[SadLilOtaku]

Lmao Warrior of light XDD

[GutaarGod]

IM A BAWRBEE GUUURL!! IN A BAWRBEE WUUURRRLLLLD!

[TheCrafterOfTheMine]

Agresivly lagh

[CloudStrifeZF]

i will assist u any way u need....just not in the bum LOL

[syswhocares]

Jecht your a sick fuck...

Girlfriend, "Jecht, I would fuck you"

[Dragosdragon]

Gawd! that Jecht! xD

[UltimeciaKnight]

This is my favourite Dissidia Machinima! Too bad it is the one with the least views! =o Sersly looove this xD Lightning & Squall ftw lol.

[Lashante727]

I love this!!!!

[drmarioify]

look at the url (^__^)/

[Ackrasth]

Machinima = Best Videogame channel

Final Fantasy = Best RPGever

= FF Machinima, love this show

[Lashante727]

I love this!!! This should be a show!!!

[MrErickk2]

1:23 appears Quina xD

[ZeldaFreeak10]

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie wo-o-orld.

Full version plz!

[DekaBlz]

This was kinda funny... but Squall's not gay.

If anything, Cloud's gay... remember his moment w/Barret?

[Epicman6676]

Squall confuses me

[DashunicornII]

Welcome to the magic world of dissidia, where people talk with their mouths shut and cell phones are glowey sticks

[southparkdudz]

so is squal straight gay or bi?

[anagron63]

@southparkdudz straight, clouds bi, i guess...or just gay.

[321Tdog]

That's it walk closer LOL

[ironman61191]

╭━━━━━━━━━╮╭┓┈┈┏╮

┃┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┃┃╰╮╭╯┃

┃┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┃╰━┓┏━╯

┃┈┈┈┈┈-●┈┈┈╰━━╯┃

┣━━━━━━╯┈┈┈┈┈┈┃

╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

[Nova20cp]

... someone kill Jecht... NOW!

[MythicGear1]

What software does he do this on?

[SHxTunes]

LMFAO!!

[sasukeiscool14]

jecht: i used to be a whale!!!

skyrim soldier:i used to be a whale, then i took an arrow in the sea.

jecht:fuck you. take my arrow in your mouth, like a true man.

[MissGirlFactor]

Oh Cloud, you troll.

[MrTjoland]

Jetch is so fucking FUNNY!..

[OBNfull1000]

i laughed so hard when Warrior of Light was "singing"

a great voice for him HAHA

[Kinzume]

Eh? "Very well brown one."

[charsgirly]

I wish you would make a FFmachinima out in Dissidia 012. ^^

[charsgirly]

pay....THE CLOWN.

[frankizzleful]

Squall: leave me alone im sad cuz im a big faggot

Cloud: you should pay the clown cuz you a big fag and so am I

Aerith: woaaah what a surprise

[frankizzleful]

TOTALLY GAAAAAAAAAAAY

[frankizzleful]

why doesnt any final fantasy chick have big double D tits i mean seriously

[Succaxe]

@frankizzleful

*cough* not even Tifa?

[frankizzleful]

THAT WAS PRETTY GAY

jus sayin...

[Sycoraptor]

the best part of this video is where Cloud will unzip Jecht

[XxVampireLovebitesxX]

I faceplanted my desk laughing so hard at Jecht's line at the end <3



[spikeharusame]

paaaay thclown

[axishetalia89]

squall is destroying the epic victory song!! >:( 2:28

[ValetinoLovebird]

Lol....warrior of light singing barbie girl.....like Ken...

[Hypnotizedus1]

huh......i thought Squall loved Rinoa...

[renoloverxoxo]

@Hypnotizedus1 Rinoa isn't in Dissidia.

In other episodes they say it's Ellone, which is his sister

[Hypnotizedus1]

@renoloverxoxo I know but im just sayin lol

[19Eoghan]

Hey lightning i can sense some electricity between us:) (sorry has to be said)

[joserafael1700]

fav part was warrior of light was singing

[axishetalia89]

lightning is being ignorant ....

[BlackCatSircit]

I want Lightnings number too

:* she soo cool

[lesserflamingo]

nice song from warrior of light

[gearsgodmaster]

"this is the part where you unzip me..."

O.o

"like now...."

[roseredredemption]

there just needs to be a machinma about jecht beating the shit out of tidus while yelling about being a whale

[SamuelHeaton]

@roseredredemption That would be awesome!

[ShiningZenith]

@roseredredemption XD

[mimichu1]

JENOVAJENOVAJENOVAJENOVAJENOVA­JENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJENOVAJENOVA­JENOVSJENOVAJENOVAJENOVAJENOVA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAA

[RyanLuckyNinko]

@RyanLuckyNinko *how. DAMMIT, AUTOCORRECT!

[Keillum014]

Lightning: Well what a coincidence 'cause i think you're an idiot!

Squall: I like you.

*lightning hangs up*

Squall: Hello? (TToTT)

[RyanLuckyNinko]

I love hoe there's so many abridgers teaming up with people from machinima! Their combined humour IS a win

[TerasXertas]

Are there new videos for this that include Dissidia 012 Duodecim scenes?

[TerasXertas]

"I used to be a whale. A BIG whale."

"Oh cool!"

"That's it, walk closer." XD

[waterelementX]

Deling City <3

[Drei57]

Maybe I'm a Lion

[TheKhfreak2]

Remake with dissidia final fantasy 012

[EmoRepunzle]

"I will assist you in any way you need, just not in the bum!" roflmao XD

[gumballwaterson12342]

I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world lol

[kensredemption]

"Well in the past, according to you: QUINA was perfect for me."

-Screams-

xD Best line in the entire clip aside from the "Only part of me that's still a whale".

[clairesfocus]

Lol fangs accent...

[Watymel]

LOL In every episode Jecht tries to make someone suck his dick O_o

[ShadowLion13]

I want to see Squall meet Lightning in Dissidia 012

[redsnipes465]

Im a barbie girl in the barbie WOOORLD.I'm made of PLASTIC. :D

[xylie0000]

lol i cant stop laughing

[Zledaren]

<3 dexterboy

[popo5594]

PEDOBEAR @ THE BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD

[DerMaikster93]

Jecht, THE real man who became a Whale and then a real man again.

[alvarox951]

hey why don't you make another video of dissidia?

this is so funny xD

[Karanrules97]

I would soooooooooooooo buy WoL's album if he made one :)

[Sonic42047]

quina lolz

[maximumtheburger]

They should make an episode about lightning (in aya's costume) and squall dating...

just saying even though I know it's not gonna happen since Squall's coocoo for Kefka... xD

[naivan12]

what should i say to make my comment a top one?

[genjyosanzo23]

"...this is the part where you unzip me....."

[applebees125678]

thumbs up if you think cloud is the best!!!! (also which one is better buster sword or fusion sword fully made)

[rasheobob]

PAY......THE......CLOWN!

[ravenbb615]

hahaha! FFXIII music in the background XD

[filip10zgorelec]

3:50 WE ARE DONE!

[anubisking17]

hey can anyone help me, plese could someone be nice enough to tell me which song is the one that starts to play at 3:09?????????

[unitedjt345]

"Hey! Hey little boy.."

[Onionality]

@unitedjt345 "you like ponies?"

[AkikoLeonhart]

54 people got rejected by Lightning.

[roxas2591]

@AkikoLeonhart 55*

[24Squall]

That phone conversation. . . I didn't think it was possible to laugh that much :)

[Flapjizzle69]

lol i love that cell phone

[ps3fanforever]

I love the part in when Squall talks with Lightning XD

[SktMew]

2:22 BEST shit EVER!

[jacemichael88]

Wow lotsa ff 13 music in this

[ninetailedsilver]

..did i mention that we're done? WE'RE DONE!!...AND YOUR CLOTHES ARE STUPID

proabaly the most epic line ive ever heard LAWL!!!

[MRSmall2014]

54 people didn't pay the clown.

[sucker1999]

I love the way Lightning looks at Fang being like "What the fuck is this guy about?!"

[DanKaz92]

squall is such a badass.. best ff character everrr... a biased opinion from a person introduced to the ff franchise by ff8

[Kaiyou1691]

@DanKaz92 thats the joke dude

[Firemoon454]

@DanKaz92 Same here :D

[pieownisback]

@DanKaz92 I would say 9 is the best due to music and the main character is a badass in disc 3, he doesn't act like he is always depressed like the others.

[DanKaz92]

@pieownisback meh.. i preferred squall, then cloud.. the ff9 character zidane looked like a 10 year old whose mum was raped by a monkey..... and then tidus was a bit too corny because he was an emotional pussy.. i'd rather play the strong silent character... than the prepubescent whiney little pussy the other games include

[pieownisback]

@DanKaz92 Squall was silent but he also was depressed, and zidane never really whined

[DanKaz92]

@pieownisback zidane never whined because he was a child who never knew the harshness of life and the grim truth of reality... much like bieber.

[Seiga]

*squall suffers emotional breakdown with over his relationship with Kefka*

Cloud: I'll be back...

Kefka: KAY!

....

*goes to rape onion knight*

[lightKyubi]

@Seiga actually is not onion knight but shantoto

[TheRustyHooker]

I will assist you in anyway you feel the need, just not in the bum XDDD

[Justenbat19]

why does squall love casperion

[thebadpolitician]

also is gay warrior of light mentally retarded?

[MRSmall2014]

Squall, squall, squall. When hitting on a girl, never use the words Big or Fat in the conversation. Word for the wise.

[RedgraveDante3]

poor squall was rejected by lightning

[SPRITER009]

high tech cell phone

[SPRITER009]

0:41 after that she storms out like weedoooneedoo!

[Amethystdear]

aww squall sounded so kawii when he said " Pretty blue dress" like that.

[mrigor76]

@Amethystdear ...the fuck does 'Kawii' mean?

[Amethystdear]

@mrigor76 means cute in Japanese -^_^-

[TheLightninification]

thumbs up if you want lightning to meet squall in dissidia 012

p.s. send a message to dexterboy124 so that he might make one!

[RagnarokSol]

They should do another one based on 012, and have lightning meet squall, and other stuff, it'll be hilarious :)

[Roxas24Productions]

I think they got Warrior of Light's voice dead-on. It was perfect. XD

[rukiadik]

Pay the CLOWN~~

[luvingmywayz]

This is the part when u unzip me :3

[lilliantachibanafore]

lightning and squall are perfect!!!!

[ninoo45]

were done!

were done!

were done!

did i mention that were done? were done!!

and your clothes are stupid!

[mmichaelwwong]

105000th viewer!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sephr0]

pls make more videos ! :D this is awesome!

[14Scottyboy]

Squall said the worst word to even say to a girl! FAT! LOL

[david47295]

YES SAZH'S THEME IS IN THIS VID!! 

[RetroPunkRockr]

This is the part where you un zip me lol!! Oh Jecht!!

[meerxwestenfluss]

oh my god jecht is so jokes

[1234flowerable]

Gotta love Jecht <3

[mrperople]

"Whoa You Wanna Hump"

"No"

"Are You Sure I think You Wanna Hump"

"No NO "

"Gimme Your Fucking habadosadrafasf"

[LeonhartXIV]

"A big fat bluffer!"

[summoningmurderur]

you know lightning is in dissidia duodecim?

[Leonhart7413]

awesome fandubbing!

[assassinscodex]

I just noticed if cloud and lighting come together = lighting cloud! Ha!

[piecesofgaia]

OMG! This is actually pretty cool...

[naivan12]

i love this machinima!!!!

[Fluffymiyster]

I think I speak for everyone when I say WHY AREN'T THERE MORE OF THESE?!! I'm hoping for more now that Dissidia 012...or whatever is out.

[EarthlingChild]

I don't know what to say....

[damnarae]

Did Squall suddenly become Australian? They got the Warrior of Light perfect however!

[damnarae]

Did Squall suddenly become Australian?

[crystalXshadow]

dexterboy u are a genius!

[hagaren08]

gotta love Jecht (even if he wants blowjobs from EVERYONE ) <3

[HellsCloudXx]

Ya know....i think Kefka doesnt like Squall :P

[dragonshaydz]

Poor Shantotto...and WOL. XD

[kaathe1st]

i want more of these

[caiobpimenta990]

which FF game is this?

[Karanrules97]

@caiobpimenta990 the first dissidia 

[TriciaKurosawa]

O brown one...

[panosmel97]

i love it when both top comments are quotes

[Mason09Dennis9898]

HEY I DON'T CRY. . . I only cry myself to sleep

[HeroOfTomarrow]

FORGET ABOUT THE CLOWN SQUALL lol

[smilingxqueen]

This is the part where you UNZIP me.

[joaoruyXXI]

Hey Dexterboy, please make more of these parodies! And with duodecim please.

I want to see Lighting beating up Squall!!!

[GFantasy64]

please please make more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RainingSilverBerriez]

He messed up his chance with Lightning. -.-

[VulpineNinja]

I love how you make them totally gay XD