Chris Matthews - Master of Politcal Analogies

[The6000Sabre]

Chris Matthews is a HOMO

[marksp]

where can I find this whole video.? I remember watching it live and it was hilarious!

[skyboy76]

both figuratively and literally, the two biggest heads in "news". i'm gonna go puke now.

[culturewatcher]

Chris Matthews is so in the can for Obama.

He's a complete idiot and a joke as a journalist, but he's always GOOD for a laugh!

[3SirCrimson3]

Howard Dean back on Earth will gather the dragon balls and wish the planet Namek(Democratic party) back. Obama will make it back to Earth in time for the general elections, though Hillary will return in some Cyborg form... to be destroyed by Mitt Romney's son from the future?

Basically, that's how it is.

[AbyssCrown]

WAIT! Howard Dean is Goku? Clinton is Frieza? But I thought Namek was the Democratic Party? Anyways, so Dean is Goku, Clinton is Frieza, etc. Obama is whom exactly? Er, and Mitt Romney is Vegeta?

Your analogies suck.

[3SirCrimson3]

Then Frieza decided if she couldn't win nobody could(scorched earth campaign), and threw her most powerful blast at the planet Namek(Democratic party), ensuring its destruction because Frieza can breath in space and Goku could not. Goku continued to defeat her though(Wisconsin), and Frieza decided to unleash her full 100% power(today). Gan Goku the Super Saiyan defeat Frieza and save the planet Namek?

History tells us yes.

[3SirCrimson3]

A bunch of minor characters were then killed off, including Krillin(Kucinich). Goku got so angry he went Super Saiyan(Super Tuesday), and began to outfight Frieza. His power level was off the charts(everything post Super Tuesday).

[3SirCrimson3]

It's basically this.

Hillary Clinton is Freiza.

After Goku(Obama), together with help from Piccolo(Edwards) was able to defeat her(Iowa), she revealed her final true form and was too powerful for the two of them(New Hampshire). As last ditch effort Goku used the Spirit Bomb(Nevada) and barely defeated Frieza, or so he though but Frieza was still alive.

[Tgyrl66]

He's apparently a sexist pig.He drinks the Obamaid every day of the week,he can't help himself.I've watched him now for three years,and he hardly ever give women equal time to speak on his show.He obviously hates Hillary Clinton,so this rhetoric does'nt surprise me.I'm glad she's been taking shots at him lately,and I'm glad she refused to do his College Tour.He's been overtly and unapologetically biased against her.He's apparently intimidated by her resilience and strength.Faggot!!!!

[Moionfire]

LOL @ "Or South Carolina, if you will..."

[haobio]

What the heck is he saying??

[AuburnUniversity90]

Learn more about the Clinton's cocaine dealings and Usage.

Do a youtube search for "Bill & Hillary Clinton: Their Secret Life ".

[RockyBalboa23]

LOL. This is comedy at its finest. I love Chris Matthews.

[IncredibleGoliath]

Has anyone put up the whole thing? Love to see how long this madness lasted. "Or South Carolina, if you will..."

[aeusoes1]

couldn't have lasted much longer than shown here. Notice the crawl at the bottom when the first fade occurs and you'll see some textual overlap (meaning not much time was cut)

[vmpls24]

ROTFLMAO

[RIOB24]

LOL @ the description!