Visit Goldsboro: Where Dreams Come True

[americansniper13]

i will be glad when i can move from this town

[ClaysHood]

Goldsboro? Where dreams come true? Are u sure your talking about the right place?

[Peinadera7053]

:( I want to cry. I just moved here recently.

[DJ5un]

Hey! I've been there! That's right down the street from my old house! 

Why the hell am I excited about that? It's terrible

[Seanjahad]

Idk about you guys, but IM GOLDSBORO BOUND

[TheDragon3333]

Looks like everybody in goldsboro watched this video

[JayyRock65]

my crib ayyyy!!

[nekawoot]

lol... i stay in that mall and idk why..The reaso everybdy got stds is cause theres nothing else to do around here

[TheVidSquids]

it also sucks ass and is boring and i want to move sooo bad!

[TheVidSquids]

North Carolina suck and so does Goldsboro and now its wores cause the shangrila is gone

[assholefaceman1900]

@TheVidSquids Dude what are u talking about The Shang was just a place for stupid ass scene kids to go hang out and feel important that place sucked

[TheVidSquids]

@assholefaceman1900 Dude how about you go fuck yourself oh and you misspelled "you" dumb fuck

[teachmehowtostewie]

I don't care what anyone says...we were all super excited for the opening of that second wal-mart, chuck e cheese and zaxby's! and I would put money on people counting down the days until they re open bojangles.

[Rinniepooh717]

haha i was stationed there for 3 years talk about "BORING" LoL

I moved to Vegas 10x better for sure!! :P

[branwhich]

funny



[devilpyro420]

i only was there for a few months... and its like a nightmare coming to life watching this video ughh ~ washes eyes with bleach* "what has been seen cannot be unseen"... evil

[silverarrow62]

I can't wait till the last day i get to move out... 6miles on the odometer when I purchased my car and less than a year 14K miles for driving to places on weekends to find something to do.

[OneMetaLLica420]

I would leave Goldsboro, but I took an arrow to the knee.

[raptor2796wls]

@OneMetaLLica420 AHAHA!

[Rydel6]

@OneMetaLLica420 really? here? lol!

[dennisturnage]

You left out our biggest attraction...the Water Tower



[VONR10]

Lol And Then there's Goldsboro,nc....Welcome to SEE-MORE "Nothing to do but PARTY"

[DLL66]

How bout a shot of the crystal clear Neuse River?

[RandomShortguy]

As a goldsboro native who now lives in Tokyo, I sometimes kinda miss that old town in the middle of nowhere.

[Willgassett]

I live in Goldsboro and this place really is a SHITHOLE!!!

[happyguync]

goldsboro rocks!

[JimmysGirl81610]

bahaha "lets fuckin go to raleigh"made my night! :D

[afhurst]

From Goldsboro and it does suck so I upgraded to va beach

[seamusisorange]

The mall hasn't changed much since I moved away six years ago. That's sad.

[Kjimmie4848]

Lol, and New China is closed down.

[deidrawhitfield23]

"Let's fucking go to Raleigh." Hell yes! I went to the mall today and saw the same stuff. LOL

[toxicdemon1995]

i...HATE MY TOWN Q~Q except for the shang thats legit but now its closed...so..now ere fucked -_- fuck goldsboro xD

[djdyvurse]

Oh Shit... I'm laughing to keep from crying!! This video reminded me of how depressing this town is... but it was funny as hell!

[jaggedarrow1]

That was GREAT, LMAO! I lived there for over 10 long lifeless years.... now I live in RALEIGH. Now that's an upgrade!

[michael31887]

goldsboro is boroing lived here all my life



[righton581]

CLASSIC!



[tiawynn]

I was born and raised here....this boring town sucks....I'm moving to Raleigh!...FUCK GOLDS-BORING! XD

[cafemocha1124]

this boring town give us time to be creative !! lol

[cafemocha1124]

HAHA love this video!!

[ssgtcopeland]

If I get orders there again, I'll get out of the military.

[fastlanenana09]

Hey...I havn't lived here all my life yet and neither have you...I thought it was an AWESOME video...just couldn't make it loud enough. My girls went away to college...and NEVER came back!!! They do come and visit and LOVE to go to Pizza Inn! We have the Cliffs of the Neuse and Seymour Johnson Air Base. I do agree 100% we do have a "crappy" mall but we a re close to 3 of the greatest hospitals in the US...UNC..PITT...and, yes, DUKE!!! So to me, Goldsboro is alright...especially for twilight yrs

[tashtash20062008]

omg it sucks yes but not that bad have imagination and make the fun its only as boring as you make it



[paco063090]

finally someone made a video of how awesome this town is haha

[jojomonkeygirly]

You think Goldsboro is bad? come to Belhaven, NC....

[Dibxmonkey]

lol I love how half the shops in the mall are actually not filled or currently being repaired. x'D

[kappa8koin]

Omg Must go to goldsboro !!! ITS SO AWEOSME

[havaluvs9kahne]

haha this is a great video!! I've lived in Goldsboro for going on 5yrs and you guys got this soooo right!!! =] That really does sum up Goldsboro!!! I loved the Ash St part!!! =]

[JJECUPirates]

Lived here all my life and ill probably be staying here even though its hard to find things to do beside going to our "giant" mall and walmart haha

[HoniahakaWolfy]

hahahaha ive lived in goldsboro a little over a year and it sucks WORSE than lowell, indiana (lake county)... and that place is all corn and soy bean fields. yay for moving out of goldsboro!

[memphisboi55]

Best mall ever!

[smithjrusty]

lol i'm surprised they didnt put cookout in the video its the funnest place to go sometimes deffon the weekend nights

[Relatedtohumans]

@smithjrusty It's a hoot to stand in a parking lot and yell at cars going through the drive thru, I totally agree. What is with that place?

[FitzDanger]

I've lived here for eight years. The Hall way(mall) sucks. Half the stores are closed and the hours are the worst. Everything in this town closes way to early. F this place!!!!!!!!!

[ChildhoodAbuse]

Sad when your twon can be sumed up in 5 mins.. most mall tours take 5 mins XDD woo Goldsboro! :D

[leahdabest18]

I've lived here for almost ten years. I know all those places. And yes it's boring but it's got some pretty nice people. (Awww he couldn't get his shoes: ()

[tk421jag]

@leahdabest18 Yeah, I grew up in Goldsboro and lived there for over 20 years. It is boring, but there are some very very nice people there. Both mine and my wifes families live there and it's always nice to go home to the ol' stompin' grounds. But we live in Northern VA now and really really like it here.

[royaltyklique2010]

Goldsboro... taking life one suicide at a time

[TrotsofFox]

Yep. That's the whole mall...

[TrotsofFox]

Haha I've lived here my whole life. God knows this place is boring.

[divagurl63]

@TrotsofFox OMG YOUR TOTALLY RIGHT!!!its the most boringest place on earth

[EmilyPerkins1992]

bahaha so glad I got the hell out of there

[SoccerManiac8100]

Damnnn



[MarblesTheSkunk]

This is why I moved from Goldsboro to Raleigh, haha. Nice.

[mamita927]

i think you misspelled something here. G-O-L-D-S-B-O-R-I-N-G is the proper spelling.

[RichardKnightIII]

Hahahaha! Biggest mall in NC mos definitely!

[cocds]

i live in Goldsboro i work at oreilly auto parts on ash street i want to say Thanks you just made everyone laugh up here

[allswellish]

'Let's fucking go to Raleigh'. Amen.