Mars Matrix - Jew Gold strategy, version 1.1

[nemozon]

you are 1337 !!! any chance that you could post some DoDonPachi stuff ?

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

Oh god, I suck at Dodonpachi... So fucking hard... It's that goddamn combo system. I could give it a shot sometime, but I'm really, really rubbish at anything with "donpachi" in the title. Much like R-Type, Thunder Force, Raiden, Battle Garegga, and Ibara, Dodonpachi (and Daioujou, for that matter) is one of those games I absolutely love, but it doesn't love me back.

[nemozon]

well it's the same for me :D

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

Yay, I don't feel quite as bad now about sucking at those games. By the way, thanks for the "1337" comment but I still feel inferior whenever I watch superplay videos for any shmup.

[nemozon]

those superplay guys are friggin maniacs . they probably have control over space and time :D you have to have that skill to complete Daioujou without dying :D

[Muffincakeswithsugar]

awesome game

[LuXxenatorX]

why is it called jew gold?

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

"Jew gold" refers to the small bag of gold that every Jew wears around their neck. They also keep another small bag somewhere on their body, which is weighted with small objects and is used as a fake. When mugging a Jew, always be sure to take BOTH bags.

[LuXxenatorX]

lool i must say, pretty interesting.

Thanks for explaining

[HyperSonicSquall]

you got that from South Park you dork.

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

Yeah.