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  • ALL US KIDS WANTED WAS ANTS ON A LOG!!

  • I WHIP MY DICK back and forth I whip my dick!

  • ahaahahahahah!!!! after 2:37 I couldn't stop laughing.

  • Laine is why I'm subbed to machinima

  • @808Dwillz808 why don't you just sub to Laine?? Then you can forget about all the bogus shit Machinima posts

  • @SwaYnPraY I am. :D

  • @808Dwillz808 Atta boy!

  • Wow! Cool story bro...

  • Think about one of those girls watching this vid, that would be incredibly awkward xD

  • HAHAH UR HILARIOUS. and ur great at cod as well. i love the "first" series, keep it up

  • You should write my English Final :B

  • Does impressing them with my pro drawing skills of a house count ? Lol

  • this isn't the same kiss story as my first kiss...

  • what sate do you live in??

  • @Stevinson288 Vancouver... I think :p

  • probably my favorite commentary/story everr

  • You are my hero laine

  • 8 girls bitch

  • i just came and fell asleep cause u made me laugh too hard

  • Well I live on an island so you know if I took my dick out like that, every grade it would come back to hunt me.

  • @ShromeOne

    in the caribbean

    

  • i feel like he is talking a bit fast...

  • Lol wtf!

  • i will be your wingman becacuse i already kissed 10 girl in 6grade fuccking amazing

  • Bro this video shows you were a boss player from birth and you knew what the ladies wanted and you most defiently got them thinkin bout you for a long time

  • Holy shit. I was there when you did that1!!!

  • The funniest fucking commentary in the history of history

  • You wipped ur dick out OMFG !

  • fking funny

  • your a beauty

  • I think ist like 5 ore 8 i font remember

  • *rinng rinng*

    Hello? Mrs. Smith? yes i am very sorry i introduced the powerhouse that is my dick to your 7 year old daughter.

    *hangs up*

  • I thought your first kiss was in 6th grade?

  • @iFknLoveSwat the one in this video is not a real mouth to mouth 7-10 seconds kiss

  • this dude intro, swag, and confidence are legit, sub

  • Lmfao

  • @ribbles90 yeah but he copied the same idea, he even has the little rap thing in the beggining :'p

  • ahhahaaha

  • Lol "Pound Town"

  • omg i love you

    

  • Subscwaibe

  • o you are the attack alright

  • I also show my dick to a girl on my preschool.. ooh the childhood and the stupid ass mothers that never STFU.

  • omg idk what to say

  • Iwastheattack... but then i took an arrow to the knee. FUCK! Its spreading make it stop mommy!

  • Freaking Hilarious!!! I was sitting in starbucks watching this and i was laughing so hard i was asked to leave because i was so loud and distracting :D

  • ur first bj

  • First video i saw by you.

  • lol Lamtheattack

  • dickfawrt

  • Lane will you marry me(I'm a guy) jk!!!. you are a boss Lane

  • @footballicious54 Its Laine *facepalm*

  • Lane, I'm your father!

  • @mbmart15 His name is spelt Laine.

  • @TheHighestBounty

    Puuh, I knew that......

  • Best commentary ever.

  • Hey it's killer lol and u need to record our 1v1's

  • All that in your first day? Life Achievable GET!

  • i think this is scripted... but good video non the less

    

  • @adnanf27 he writes his commentaries down sometimes before he actually records them

  • fucking hilarious

  • What e pedo

  • @FailVidzLikeABoss You obviously do not know the meaning of the word.

  • 10 because i was pants in line to lunch

  • Winning!!!!!!!!

  • stopped watching after her referenced m night and statham

  • Like a boss

  • Should be called "first time showing my dick to 7 year olds" lol

  • u sir are a boss! XD

  • Okej youre a kid but it's just sad that you say you "forced" your self on her even if it's just a kiss. Hope you don't force your self on women now adays cuz then I will kick you ass!

  • @segaMEGAvega just letting you know he is 21...

  • All of this in preschool?

  • @SuperFIFAProdigy I sold illegal candy in pre k pre k was some serious buisness

  • rape is never funny

    unless its by a clown

  • I have 8 girls thinking that bout me laine

  • "thats 7 girls thinking about my dick at night, how many girls do you guys have" .. when U said that I fell off my computer chair laughing so hard, and the fact that those girls where only 6 at the time made me laugh even Hard ... U DA MAN YOW I'M GONNA SUBSCRIBE

  • @fatlinexxx Lmaoo Yoooo!!:)

  • Best commentator ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't there be more like u? First vid i saw of u and the best vid i ever saw :)

  • You sound like ur reading ur diary

  • Ha just haha

  • Whiped His Dick Out 3:51

  • Whiped His Dick Out

  • Well nothing wrong with you and your brother then even at pre-school

  • i lol'd

  • It would've been hilarious if a girl ran and sucked on your dick

  • how many girls do u hav? dats wat i thought.

  • iwish iwas you when iwas 6years old xD

  • My Virgin ears OMG !!!

  • Attack on Machinima? FUCK YEH

  • you came in preschool? when did you hit puberty?, when you were still swimming in your dad's balls?

  • Hope your kidding about the raping part you fucking asshole!!!

  • 8===============D~~~~~~~

  • what the christ am i watching

  • @TheNTSocial Genius my friend. Genius.

  • @TheNTSocial you are watching IAmTheAttack :)

  • Good... but scripted.

  • ahaha dude datz funny!!!

  • do you sound so much like thatguywhocamps it's not even funny but anyway great video

  • HAHAHAHHAHA

  • Wow what a great commentator :D

  • y do i doubt this story???

  • @TheBillsfan96 cause you are a fag that's why asshole.

  • @TheBillsfan96 All of his stories are true. I know him IRL EVERY story is true that he tells

  • Best commentary of life

  • lol i wish u showed to your teacher

  • finally on machinima.. good job bro

  • 3000 Likes? I should watch that one.

  • LOL but didnt u tell this story before??

  • @TrashCrash11 I already knew who he was but I never thought he would be on machinama however it's spelt so calm down little boy

  • LMFAO

  • at the begining I was gonna dislike because of the intro but then he started talking...

  • @williamchains i know right

  • Iamtheattack? Anyone else know him

  • @tspider7 He's new Dickhead,

  • Omg this is what machinima should upload! Going to sub for a man! Hilarious! -3

  • This is THE SHIT. The funniest commentator by FAR. xD

  • that was hilarious. prime content here machinima

  • omg he is funny he has some guts to show his d**k xD

  • ants on a logggggggggggggggg!

  • Am i the only one that can hear the qoutes from the video " my first porno" ? :)

  • Good joke I'm Too bad I can't laugh because Seth and every comic has filled my laugh bubble for today.

  • This is what machinama shouldbe posting. Not any of that other bull. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • Dude, I think you'd make a great new "director?" At machinima. Ahaha, I'm subscribing to your personal channel.

  • nice commentator!

  • man hes too good for machinima

  • jokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    

  • Subbed

  • Where did you learn to talk about stories that probably never happened?

  • @Dolleduck13 Youre a bitch, you know?

  • sounds like ur reading a story of a piece of paper. Booring..

  • @070Ferdi He writes his commentaries, then says them.. It's how commentating works, dumbass! Get a life and go watch fucking.. Gunit. RETARD

  • @m8skas ur channel is booring too

  • @070Ferdi says the one with no videos, no subs etc. Haha

  • this video is an old one... i love how you can hear the black ops famas in the background.....

  • @IamWWID369 And the python , and the guy saying '' ________ Standing by '', i couldnt hear properly

  • I wipped my dick when i was young, on the playground ~(^_^~)

  • wow, did he just call he's mom a bitch?

  • waw this is kinda creepy but good luck with that child hood u had i think

  • So basically all these girls remember about you is that you had a preschool size dick?

  • F'n hysterical. Made my day.

  • i wonder what those girls would say about u now

  • The one video you will never see from this guy is "My first time i got laid"

  • @evilfangs he did check his channel. RETARD

  • @TheEnterson Go back to school kid.

  • @evilfangs Fuck you, who you calling little kid moron.

  • @TheEnterson I'm calling you a kid, your 17 and still go to school, and think your hard because you can type some mad reply on the internet, go cry child.

  • @evilfangs Firstly, I assume you're not even over the 18 or 20. Why, because;

    1. Your comment is like most 12 year olds will type and cry.

    2. TheEnterson might be a idiot, but since you made this comment you are one too.

    Please don't act so hard because you aren't.

    In case your comeback might be 'UR ALSO AN IDIET B/C U COMMENT MY COMMENT' You might think that, but I just want to point that what you did was useless.

  • @HaloVanguard155 I don't even need to type out a full reply to this junk of a text. Your 15, kid you need to go back to school before the real world hurts you.

  • Daggumitt that a knee slapper.

  • Cool story bro XD

  • nice vid

  • Bear Attack is BAWS :D

  • you r a fucking sick child but funny as shit lol

  • what???

    

  • seannanners :/ Gunit :/ xJaws :/ Whiteboy :/ this guyy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @jamesblesson theres billions of his content on Codops247, but on that he uploads by the name of laine. he's got some funny shit. if you think getting a BJ while driving is funny :D

  • @robotmamo Thanks man

    jus wanderin who else are commentatin in codops247's videos?

  • @jamesblesson lots of funny people, all small, nobody like whitely or jaws, just amazing funny people. my fav commentator on there is IAmPacificTomb aka saze

  • @jamesblesson seananners and xjaws are good but gunit and whiteboy :/

  • @jamesblesson  wb hutch?

  • @codxufc he is k.............. kinda reminds me of xjaws i dunno