Michael Phelps Is a DOUCHEBAG!

[barkevvv]

this was the first phillyD vid i ever saw :D

[colouredbills]

Nobody is a bigger douchfag than philip defranco

[MrSwimmingmango]

WTF you're not even talking about phelps

[sesshoin1]

ummm, fake likes perhaps?

[isabelbautista23]

your an ass!

[goosefreak94]

dumb ass democratic liberal douchebag. Nothing worse go fuck yourself faggot

[wcooper97]

I forgot how the old layout was.

I like this current one.

[n00b4o]

SHUT UPPP !!!!! 

[SuperGreenlizard]

@n00b4o if you dont fucking like him, go the fuck away!!!! no ones forcing you to watch this, douchebag

[NYR99RMM]

This was my first Sxephil video<3333 since 2008 ive seen all of them!

[birkinsmith88]

That whole thing about everyone being equal in the declaration sounds alot like communism!

Ack, politics is confusing. That's why I drink. Amongst other reasons.

[Rocoluke27]

Thank you! I'm not the only one who hates the "new" YouTube format!

[mfalein]

damn straight, I hate anyone who can swim faster than me

[germanpride20]

Next time when you make a video stop sucking your dads cock an hour before because I am sure that your throat is still sore from all that deepthroating you been doing.

[buddhafuzz420]

word

[Battlemaster7]

true that...this gave me a chuckle lol

[jasmyn1230]

I think this guy should try to hit puberty, let his balls drop, then try to judge other people. And if your tired of hearing his name, don't listen.

[gb342002]

i cant stand this guys voice

[jifaber1]

obviously all country singers are douches cuz im from tennessee but we arent lyk wat u think we iz k douche we wear hollister and AE and aero all the others k we not no country bumkinz kk douche bagz ya jus hataz n dumbassez we the same az ya is k yankeeZ u wanna talk trash we say dat shit bac k

[Madabird]

@jifaber1 you sound even douchier than i thought

[tjackson76b]

@jifaber1 haha you think you're a douche because you're from tennessee, what a douche you are.

[jcon2005]

Why do you button up your shirt all the way.

[gkj35]

ftw

[orEvil]

liiike satisfy your girlfriend

[theLyricsSuck621]

Dude so my sack was itching and I started scratching it which kept me from enjoying your video. But then I can't say I would have enjoyed it any more if it wasn't itchy.

[Chase100m]

that y i pinch my dick instead of itchen it

[lw734]

You made this vid on my birthday last year!!

[inglishbulldog]

*cough*predator*cough* lol

[tweekernessism]

troll title is trooooooollllin

[mysticwolf11]

It's been over a year now and I STILL miss the old youtube. It's nigh impossible for new youtubers who make videos to get popular because Google is more concerned with featuring their sponsors because Viacom is bleeding them dry of any money youtube might be worth. That's what they get for being worth 1.5 bil and buying a website that was under the gun for copyright infringement...dumbasses.

[WEIRDALYO]

lol

[boonhii]

all the twilight fans will be like yESS! Endless bloodddd!

[Nopulse1337]

I agree to the YouTube homepage thing haha.

[FlyingMike100]

ROFL I love the way he says "DOOOUCHEBAG" xD

[porn1978]

lol right....he has a new subway commercial too?

[iFamot222]

This is the best sxephil ever!

[porn1978]

the guy got caught smoking a bong,and america gave him a free pass!

[bryanjohnbeard]

No they didnt he lost a majority of his sponsors and a lot of respect. Hes an olympic hero so he shouldnt be completly blackbooked.

[porn1978]

The only sponsor he lost was Kellog.

[PlaceFirst]

to the last three comments behind me why? why are you so dumb?! idiots.

[bagoge2]

fag

[DARTHeeek]

Ya wanna know who the biggest douchbag of all time is???

AMERICA. The US of A.

United States of America, on behalf of the rest of the world, I say : " Fuck You " !!!!!

[scottyboy506]

Fuck you, go DIAF

[bryanjohnbeard]

When you can spell things correctly then someone may respect your opinion.

[spunky080802]

yeah yeah, jealousy

[yosimite20]

now we really have a reason to hate him

[doggydisco345]

haha when u were talking about toby, y'd a pic of michael phelps randomly show up? xD

[ashleigh53]

the bigger they are, the harder they fall right?

so if youre really famous then when you mess up ppl are gonna hate you really fast

[westvanhockey]

is that a bear mountain hat?

[0ctopus260]

lol u rock

[LorenaBess]

wow, you are a loser!! shut the f*** up!

[marinagirl619]

NEVAAAAADA not nevahduh....

ugh

[psparindshah]

I know Toby Keiths son goes to my school and hes sooo cocky that tobys his dad and everybody LOVES him and i HATE country its sooo stupid. Oklahoma sucks sometimes.

[xemnaut]

Phil, you do know that when you say Nevahda in stead of Nevada, you're gonna piss some people off right? lol

[Motleycrueisgreat]

Yes the new home page is stupid

[Kirb3y]

that monkey pic on ur wall i have on my ipod

[GringoHonky72]

LanceCampeau? Are you a left-wing d-bag?

[namadyentruoc]

actually, i've always hated michael phelps. wayy before the whole marijuana thing and the clothes and whatever. i never thought of him as the 'american hero'. that's garbage. hated him, hate him, will hate him. just because he can swim because he has deformed monster-like arms doesn't make him the greatest thing. there are much better people than those who can swim.

[BWRProductions]

phelps is gay ftw

[sourdiezel0916]

Jim Thorpe was the greatest athlete of all time, although i doubt you really care/know who he is

[Polarcupcheck]

You know, this would look like Natalie Gulbis if you put some makeup on. Would be a good gimmick.

[shane013088]

youre more of a douche than michael phelps.

[rRobitt]

i cock my hat to the side.

:]

[EscuchelaLaCiudad]

lol cock more like dick 8==D

[monohato]

please don't ever open your mouth again

[futurettt]

Hey pal, I just wanted to let you know, that before you insult someone with a very valid point, learn english, you dumbshit, let me correct your dumbass comment. "Your an annoying shit." Your welcome, dumbshit.

[shannonheart1]

um...

it would actually be "You're an annoying shit." And it would also be "You're welcome." That whole "you are" vs "belonging to you" thing confuses people all the time, for whatever reason.

Just thought that if you were going to correct someone, be right while doing it

PS. Phil rocks!

[namadyentruoc]

thank you! it really annoys me when people mix up your and you're.

[MindlessIndulgence99]

"You're"

[kazap1]

Just because he's better than every other human on this earth at swimming, doesn't mean he's a better person than most. It makes him more talented at at one particular thing. I can lick my own balls, so does that make equal to a dog?

[bucketofnothing]

If that's really true, yes.

[qwertisdirty]

wasn't it obvious when he slapped his chest like a monkey, oh and the people that cut their video's together with breaks are douches themselves

[FinalHeresy]

ok so you'd rather let all those fetus' that could be used to cure thousands of deadly diseases and save countless lives and just let them go to waste?

[JAYCZero]

"give the statue of liberty a Pinwheel" AAGGHH HAHAHA!!!!ROFL!!!XD

[Metallica9078]

Stem- Cell Research is bad because it kills baby fetuses. So you want to kill babies. You Douchebag.

[fahtkaht]

Baby fetuses aren't babies.

So you want to let millions of people die from diseases that could possibly be cured through stem-cell research.

You douchebag.

[BelovedNightmare23]

There is human DNA the second the baby is consieved. So the FETUS has life. So fuck you you Douchebag.

[123koivis123]

Sperm has human DNA. Still I don't consider masturbation as a holocaust.

[p228man]

dam now I'm going to feel guilty... :(

[dadsgirl99pr]

I don't know about stem so I might be VERY wrong here, but can aborted babies be used for this research?

[Metallica9078]

You can but it kills baby fetuses and there are other ways to do it.

[bustabtch]

i love what 123koivis123 said. because its so true and a girl having her period also isnt a homicide.

[relipik]

haha i love your voice

[alvictory]

Phelps rules. He's a hero!

[rukiddin101]

im so sick of people saying everyone in the south is a hick who likes country and has an iq of 1.... i live in sc... i hate country music, and i like to think of myself as not stupid, idk...

[rabbit929]

Yeah. Just like people say north dakota people are all rednecks.

I ONLY RAMPED MAH TRUCK TWICE ASSHOLES.

lmao jk. I live in town, work in the anhydrous plant, and i listen to metal.

Not many of mah boyz listen to coutry either.

[godricblack]

So you reply with improper grammar. Congratulations, you contribute to the stereotype.

[FadBamsen11]

Like your voice :P..

(noooooo!!! I'm not gay!)

[yytrert]

yes you are

[SamantheElise]

how the hell do you talk so fast?

[crackerz99]

cause hes not fuckin retarded

[azorian2]

@SamantheElise 1. hes experienced, 2. he edits it to short clips and chains it together

[andyskater9]

youtube did this so they can feel like they are doing something. Just like the orange county school system

[lsumaddox]

dude diz guy iz da truth an fuken hilarious

[deantuber]

Glad to see that the word douchebag has made a comeback. Youtube is the perfect place for the revival of the word douchebag. I've never used the word douchebag in text prior to this comment and now I have three times.......why am I here.......

[iwannaskate12]

this was made b4 the bong foto

[DCxKilla]

Ive met him in real life he is a totally douche bag lol

[Shadowzz1z]

it's funny because he says what we all think :P.

[easrth]

sxephil, u actually kinda look like michael phelps lololololol

[bghottness]

the changed right after i got my account

[SexyRaww]

douchebags are people who make fun of douchebags. =D

[twitchwillkillyou]

douchebags are people who make fun of people who make fun of douchebags because they feel insulted because the person making fun of the douchebags described that douchebag perfectly. =D

[SexyRaww]

and then douchebags are people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of douchebags because they saw someone's comments and wanted to be right for really no reason.

yay we're all douchebags!!

[twitchwillkillyou]

actually douchebags are people who randomly troll youtube just to spout hate mail. and people like me just want to show douchebags that they need to shut up and keep the hate to themselves.

[SexyRaww]

even though that douchebag was wrong------ about the other person feeling insulted.

[Cr4zyM1k3]

Micheal Phelps can clean my vag any day.

Waaait.. fuck that..  XD

[mocker4eva]

Michael phelps is a god 2 me !!!

Not A DoucheBag !!!!

[wackdeafboy]

He's a degrace to us, stoners!

FUCK HIM!

most def, a douchebag.

[mocker4eva]

FucKin hell he is most definaltly NOT a Douchebag !! U fuckin horse fucker

he is a idol 2 ppl like me hu swim !!!! :@:@

so go fuck urself u mother fuckin horse fuckin wanka !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wackdeafboy]

The way you're talking, sound like a 12 years old. You don't know what douchebag means. A douchebag means a jocky wearing loser clothes, more like a girly clothes and the way douchebag talks are fucking retarded. It's sad how people worship other people. You are a sheople to this society.

Yes, he is a douchebag.

[Coolwhip112]

wackdeafboy your a douche bag & he does know what a douche bag is he looked at your comment.

[mocker4eva]

well thanx 4 tellin me !!

nd it ent sad i dont worship hes just an idol !!!!

ur such a bitch !

nd ia m 12 so wots ur prob !!

thanx Coolwhip112

( but im a she!! ) lol

[Schlepp420]

dude im pretty sure you know what a real douchebag is right ? lol. like the REAL dictionary definition lmao.

[gahenna666]

why would he be a disgrace? if anything it gives us all incentive to smoke! do so and hey you've got 8 gold medals :D. i've always wondered about that commercial where the kid looks to his right shoulder to see the successful doctor or w/ever vs his left where all the failures are to say "hey, wanna be like me?"... and then there's michael phelps with them flashing his awards of the '08 olympics :D

[BloodRaine252]

sorry phil, but im gonna have to agree with you on the youtube homepage thing

[BloodRaine252]

i meant disagree

[photosynthesis808]

this kid is the definition of a douchebag

[BloodRaine252]

which "kid" are you talking about?

[HIFUGERS]

Toby Keith is a douchebag for coming to my school 5 years ago and yelling at me... not my fucking peers but me... because he assumed I opened my mouth and laughing noises came out as a reaction to his friend dying in a drunk car wreck.... when it was the fat kid next to me.... opening his pie hole to beg for the seal trainer to feed him fish.

[CodyElPaPa]

haha thats funny..where do you go to school?

[HIFUGERS]

It was in the north panhandle FL.

[BloodRaine252]

haha

[eirikstran]

yeah, subs are som od things, and cute hair!

[GassyMaskz]

He's on bail, not a bond...It's odd i know more about the criminal justice system than you.

[Lewie713]

your like dr. cox and youtube is like kelso

[dany1337]

Ohhhh, the jesus book....

You have caused so many problems all these years.

[OrangeSparklee]

So Pfft! xD

Your so funny :P

[Elyssa2009]

michel phelps the best!

[OMGitsTOBYMAC]

I live in Texas, and I HATE Toby Keith!

[Konicava]

Michael Phelps REALLY Is a DOUCHEBAG by apologizing for smoking pot.

420 !

LEGALIZE IT !

[MaplePlayer3000]

yea um seriusly, who the fuck doesnt smoke pot?

[MMMisAWESOME]

sane people don't smoke pot

[PlainasJay]

some don't

[Luisnobaka]

Alot of people don't. Just because you do it, doesn't mean everyone has to.

[yanky37]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The statue? that be funny

[futuremrsjacewayland]

this goes for everyone.↕

[futuremrsjacewayland]

tawby kiethey isy sucky dudey

AND I LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE micheal phelpers still cause even tho he's a druggee and an alcholic, HE'S A F******* THAN ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS! seriously. speedo and omega are smart for keeping him. pot. alchol. HIS EFFING CHOICE. leave him alone. yeah there's a word called hypocritical. yeah, that's prbly you if yer a lazy a** nobody that smokes pot all day. as you can tell, imma swimmer too. so if you diagree, F U

[captainmorgan555]

im down south and i hate Toby Keith haha

[Oldenn]

Blood donations have gone down becasue we found out that when we donate to Red Cross, they SELL the blood to hospitals!!  We donate, they sell, what a scam.

[aleksas5555]

"Stop holding your bible so hard that the blood stops flowing to your head!!!!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trojansandsuns]

no one is calling the greatest olympian ever a douche bag but you. stupid foolish boy...

[0706415663]

did you watch the video?

[alex4tat4guy4]

yah seriously did u watch it?

[dinomike89]

I'm O- blood type!!

[thatlittlegirlcs19os]

thank u young sir for this video. especially about michael!!

[Brenalwulf]

haha statue of liberty with a pinwheel. That would be awesome

[V1PER7964]

i just like hats!

lol

[redeyesthe20th]

There Will be Blood!

[Joker2899]

Lol. They should so put the pin wheel on the statue of liberty

[applebutterbaby42]

your the douchebag!!!!

[applebutterbaby42]

you sound like randle off of clerks!!!lol

good bye

[apezr90]

i hated the youtube setup too when it first came out too.

i got used to it tho

[bdog66656]

he smoked weed

[SirSimlesalot123]

Of course, no one else has in their entire life.

[ERODEDPILLOW]

i was going to say no the subscriptions always show up, but they still only show the one posted most recent, so you can only get one from each person you're subscribing. which is annoying.

[Txdrumx11xtwilight]

People are so mislead about stem cell research, i'm against abortions, but stem cell research is NOT any type of abortion. How am i such an expert on this? I've studied is extremely when it saved my sisters life!

[namelessrocker12]

lol now hes a pothead

[dot5841]

you say "now," im sure he's been doing it a long time

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

2:14 lolocopter

[rdd96822]

Michael Phelps is a jerk off.

[missylevi]

grrrr it's NevAAAAAAda not nevOOOOda

[kapitanusa]

dude! he did so much for usa...who doesnt smoke put today??? mind your businesses

[trojan675]

says fuckmastaskittle

.....loser

[funkmastaskittle]

nice come back lozer

[budzaholic]

lol

at the end "so pfff"

=)

[willyg1313]

Man I think I'm a regular dude, just a regular joe, but who gives a rats ass! about a guy who swims really fast. FO REAL! And for all those who are gonna get mad when you read this, why do you care, he's the one raking in all the money ;-)

[linkinparkrules30]

nice buzz

[adlaigordon]

i hate the new homepage