When Acronyms Attack

[VictoryGold24]

one of my teachers had that poster

[chini23]

kadiri

[kassandrasucks]

you kind of remind us of tommy lu, if tommy lu was a vlogger. and gayer.

[assassass65]

lol can we say anoyyingXD

[mirai23urushidani]

hahahaaha!! I can't stop laughing FYSBIGBABN!!! It's gonna be my new acronym of choice now. thx!!

[rinkashime]

nyahahahaa funny

[vintagelove2013]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! again, Ddonq, you never fail to leave me laughing like a maniac at my computer:D i feel so awesome to be the only one commenting on your old videos!

[cutepandax33]

LMAO HAHAH SIMON you crack me up

hahahaha

your expressions <33

[joyftlove]

i saw this at walmart, thought of this video, and bought it.

haha XD

[McGturtle3]

Loooooooool

[ImTehCookieMonsta]

ur a faggot

[ButterscotchGurl]

its a joke rite? for real rite? its a joke?

[TEEHEEfallinaditch]

hahah your cute xD and funnyyy!

[allistar34]

I love your face after you read the longest one xD

[MoonyNco]

Phahahhaa! I feel like using it just to confuse people

[whoaDORKK]

LMAO,

omg, i laughed so hard because of your facial expression to it, and how stupid it was. :D

oh gosh..

ah..

yeah..

[PurpleLemonTree]

HILARIOUS!!!

but seriously, if that is considered chat-talk, i'll put in

vvcamcs? which would then stand for

voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

much more classy. ;D

[mayorbubbles]

omg i saw that poster the other day at walmart and i was like wtf? hahaha

[floevera]

LOLATV=LaughingOutLoudAtThisVi­deo ...

seriously though, fuck text acronyms! LOL <-the only text acroynm I'll accept in my vocabulary ;]

[orgthingy]

NO! LOLATV is Laughing Out Loud at Television!!

[nhungoiii]

Forizzleee

[KenataKS]

It seems like you really like going to Wal-mart!

[Cliffycliffz]

yeah wtf at those long ones? lol

[TheUmtiFrom1996]

How did you get it??

[TheMarovan]

Wal-Mart

[pcookieness]

LOL, that's the most weirdest phrase ever

and i'd rather text that than figure out what the acronym is

[R4nd0mn33s]

omg simon :D

I bought that when i got to america :D

now im in indonesia.

what a conciedience XD

[mltorrente87]

lol that was freakin' hilarious!

[Kpopbest]

EL OH EL! FYSBIGTBABN = Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night

[indiaknoles]

@Kpopbest bahaha

[greenoliverr]

LOOL, fasten your seabelt, it's gonna be a bumpy night ;) hahaaha

[superaznbitchone]

walmart <33

hahah this made my night.

[BabieeBunch]

ahaha you have big eyes, there very cute :)

[ReedTien17]

XD You're so right, those 2 are ridiculous. the way you were so flabbergasted at it made for a good laugh, though

Oh and nice hair, btw

[ddonq]

lol i looked so stupid

and thanks!

[carmanino]

@ddonq i saw that one

[Thiren111]

OMG

WWAUTSJ2ST (translation:

why would anyone use this sentense just 2 save time.

if ur a total g3k u just type like normal people.. like me..

[ddonq]

HAHAHHA that was brillant!

[Thiren111]

hehe

its true though.. Its not that much time spent if you right. oh my god, insted of omg for eksampel.. but I will admit I use some, like btw and lol, spesualy in gaming:P

[jazzyj890]

LMAO @ FYSBIGTBABN... TY 4 THT :D

seriously though, made my day.

[ddonq]

im glad it did! =D

[carmanino]

@ddonq thgey had that at the wallmart in calafornia by the cards

[shannisold]

BTWITIAILWU :D

[ddonq]

LOL!

[junaugepapprii]

i was watching some of your other videos and i wasn't sure if i should subscribe.. but this was just icing on the cake.. do people even say that? ahah.. *pressing the yellow subscribe button*  :)

[ddonq]

thanks! =D

[MangaArtFreak]

LOL! Fasten your seat belts it's going to be a bumpy night. I lol'd so hard xDD

[StraightEdgeV2]

GDTWF god damn that was funny

[ShatteredDemon]

hilarious!

[stevesics91]

What? Fysbigtbabn?? I use that all the time?

Thats not a joke, it saves people lives. :D

:] jk jk

nice video.

[ddonq]

HAHAHA

i love that phrase!

[cristin]

"its a joke right?.....its.its a joke righttt?? foreal?.....foreal.foreall..fo­rororr"

hahaaha LMAOBISHFAYJCMUEIWYV!!!

Laughing My Ass Off Because Its So Hella Funny And You Just Crack Me Up Everytime I Watch Your videos!

[ddonq]

:D

i'm glad you got a good laugh out of it! haha

[cristin]

YAY SIMON! haha

[kerochan1995]

omg i saw that. i was ganna get it but i didnt want to copy you x]

[ddonq]

really? cool!

no i totally wouldnt have minded it :)

[katorng]

LMFAO

[belley08]

HAHAHAHAH omg. I'm so glad I found you! I am so "LOL"ing right now. Hhahaha.

[ddonq]

LOL

aw thanks belle, im glad i found YOU! haha

[qkr19]

"fo-for real?" haha ur eyes were on seisure when u said that.

[ddonq]

LOLOL

i just noticed that now that you mentioned it

[Pikysan]

LMAO "FYSBIGTBABN"

Damn I want that poster now.

[ddonq]

:D

thats my favorite phrase now hahhaa

i got it at walmart, woot woot!

[splattproductions]

"Are you serious?"

haha! Just the way you said that made my day :)

[ddonq]

:D

im glad it made your day!

[splattproductions]

And you're back! w00tw00t!

[swEEEtbabyjoEy]

funniest video ever...awesome poster =)...ok I am convinced...*subscribe*

[ddonq]

yay! thanks sweetbabyjoey :D

[matris1994]

dude u make the best vids

[ddonq]

thanks matris!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Hey, fyi i use both those ridiculous and totally unnecessarily long acronyms when i contact my online girlfriend... >_> haha

[ddonq]

HHAHAHHAA, are you serious?! lol

[ItsaMeStevenT]

of COURSE not~! XD.... i meant online BOYfriend. :P haha, jkjk!!

[ddonq]

hahahhaha!

oh goodness steven

[mikolovesanime]

"f'real? f'real?"

you're too funny xD

it does sound corny lol

[mikolovesanime]

the acronym i mean! not you!

[ddonq]

lol, thanks!

[Mastersquishy]

Wow. Thats what you should have put as the title at the start of the video. FYSBIGBABN. Would have totally made sense after someone saw the video.

[ddonq]

hahaha i totally should huh?

[Minwoowb]

O00OH shimz! that was hellas funnie :D

[ddonq]

thanks minwoo :D

[jmgl92230]

OMG! i totally want that poster. it's too funny! TOL TOL.

[ddonq]

walmart for $5! :D

[SockReaper2000]

ahaha, that's a fun poster.

[ddonq]

it sure is! it is super fun when you are extremely bored lol

[Silverclaim]

Lol. XDD This was funny. but true.. no one would use it.. That poster is AWESOME!

[ddonq]

:D thanks silverclaim

noooooone would ever use that. haha and watch someone use it now

poster + $5 = walmart

[doodlethevetflip]

lmaooooo fer..fer...fuh..fu...fer...fer­rrreallll. ima favorite this xDDDDD

[ddonq]

LOL :)

thanks Jom!

WEeEeEEeEEEeeee

[oohshineyjane]

HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA [:

ffrealls that just made my day lmao

[ddonq]

:D YAY!

im so glad it did oohshineyjane!

[WenHao07]

its easier to remember the words than the letters!

.. or maybe that's just me?

-haz (wenhao07)

[ddonq]

yeah i think its just you, hahaha

[Madapaka4]

Hey Simon!

i saw ur video and me and my dad went out to wal-mart to look for my brother's stuff for his project.

So then i thought i'd go over to the poster section to check sum out.

And i found the Text Messaging Glossary!!!!

lololol!!!!

Only cost me 4.99!!!

sweet huh?

[ddonq]

hey kendrick!

DUDE! that is soooo awesome!!! now we have the same posters!!!

ah, i love walmart:D

[retardedmango]

hahahaha~

that was funny~

[ddonq]

:D thanks retardedmango!

[fiveftcutie]

haha! omg...omg! that's the best poster ever! and you got it at walmart?! nuh-uh! woah.

well, at least now we know what that means if someone ever texts it to us... =/ scary thought, huh?

[ddonq]

YES! poster at walmart for around 5 bucks :)

you can find anything at walmart

lol, for some strange reason i doubt that anyone in their right mind will txt that to me. HAHHAA

[fiveftcutie]

pshhh, whatever simon!

FYSBIGTBABN....ew.

JK! i love you dude, you're like, totally awesome =D

[djspen]

HIlarious video as always.... but as for the phrase FYSBIGTBABN.... its from "All About Eve" and the line is delivered by Ms. Bette Davis. There is even a video on Youtube with the clip (imagine that LOLZ). However, who the hell would ever text that!!!

[ddonq]

thanks djspen :)

whoa, really??? i never knew that! i heard something new everyday, seriously. lol

[amixmissingx]

OMG SIMON YOU ARE HILARIOUS!! this is the best video i am favoriting it <3 jess (nfgjah63)

BTWITIAILWU ;D haha

[ddonq]

thanks jess! :)

FYSBIGTBABN!

[RandomnessAzn]

LOL. Thats is an awesome poster! Australia should get a Walmart. =P

FYSBIGTBABN!

[ddonq]

it really is aaron!

OMG australia doesnt have a walmart?!

its okay, you guys prob have better things :P

FYSBIGTBABN!

[RandomnessAzn]

lol. But Australia has a store called "Big W" so one of our countries is a ripoff off each other. =P

[ddonq]

lol

everything is a copy of one big everything, haha

[022091]

FYSpaousfglkasgfl; what!? lol

this one is a humorous video :D

[ddonq]

lol.

it sounds like i just randomly typed anything, hahaa

thanks 022091!

[raza133]

nice poster, those 2 acronyms are just rediculous especially the seat belt one, its like lol wut

[ddonq]

lol i know right?!

thanks raza

[sardonictree]

simon ily.

that's ridiculous btwitiailwy so fysbigtbabn

haha good find i want a poster like that =]

[ddonq]

:)

HAHHAHHA! i loved how you incorporated the 2 in a sent. lol

i got the poster at walmart for FA DALLA! :)

[mary4governor]

HAHAHA

[ddonq]

:)))

[mmmmmmmlate]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my GAWD, your poster is hella funny. I'd hella use "FYSBIGTBABN" but that'll take up TOO much of my thinking time.

[ddonq]

LOL thanks mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmlate

HAHHA.

it would take too much thinking. so just say the word! :)

[natztheflip]

LOL SIMON! you're so cute. that was so hilarious. wow i kinda want that acronym thing i should buy one. hahaa wowwow those were so long!

[ddonq]

:D

i got it at walmart for 5 bucks! hahahaa

it is long! that was the longest one. FYSBIGTBABN! HAHA

[facedowninthedirt]

oh man. im actually going to use one of those next time.

[ddonq]

do it do it do it :)

[thaowiee]

fysbigbabn!! hahahahahah. forreals

[ddonq]

haha

forreals dawgggg

[SinWingKi]

hahahaha! IHBALTSILLTIWAGVKIU

that stands for 'It has been a long time since i laughed like that, It was a good video, keep it up'

I forgot the acronym like when I tried to write it out.. good job I remembered =P

[ddonq]

LOL!!!!

awesome acronym!

[acoinaday]

HAHA that is an awesome poster!! So very useful

i really am laughing out loud..why? whyy WOULD anyone say that dude ahh

[ddonq]

omg cindy, that poster does you wonders.

HAHA.

but surrriously, why would anyone say that?!

FYSBIGTBABN!! :)

[infused08]

Haha, BTWITIAILWU... So dumb! I'mma use that acronym and see if anyone responds. Wal-Mart has everything!

BTWITIAILWU - U= BTWITIAILW

BTWITEAILW + YV (Your Videos)= BTWITIAILWYV

That "Half Pinoy" Kid,

infused08

[ddonq]

LOL. you should soooo use it and look at the reaction on peoples faces. and yes, walmart does have everything

hahhaa chris,

BTWITAILWYV! thanks yo

[pnaysurfer84]

you sorta sounded like a valley girl. hahahaha! simon, you made my day!

[ddonq]

hahaha

what hazel?! lol, glad i made your day :)

[AnimeGurusKingdom]

D: Simon, you look tired. xD

[ddonq]

i actually was

i had a long week and i was just glad it was friday, haha

[hummiemd]

lol, fab :)

[ddonq]

fabulous? haha

[jkangfosho]

hahahaha you can use FYSBIGTBABN i use it all the time.....

ex: OMGZ todays going to be such a fun night! fysbigtbabn! LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ. ILY!

seeee it works!

BTWITIAILWU =]

[ddonq]

LOL

i so am from now on! its so funny because no one will prob know what it is, so YAY!

:D

[jkangfosho]

hahaha i'm going to use it the next time i text someone and see what they say hahaha

[lefeiknight]

haha "Fasten Your Seat Belt, Its gonna be a bumpy night" haha Simon that made my day.

[ddonq]

hahaha

YES! i made Joe's day! 10 points for me

FYSBIGTBABN!

[JennTomagatchi]

LMAO!!!

[ddonq]

ROFL!!!

[huskyboy06]

hahahahahaha simon!that was funny!

[ddonq]

hahaha YAY!

thanks drew

[Willcheer22]

QC2MSF...that wus hilarious vid...btw (QC2MSF= Quietly chuckling 2 myself) my own special addition...cuz i dont ALWAYS laugh out loud; sumtimez, I jus chuckle....newhoooo keep up the goodness....that reminds me my other1 KIP=Keep It Up; I knoooo it should be KIU but KIP sounds better...thats wut I thought til recently whend sum1 pointed out that it looks like RIP...LOL OOPSIE POOPSIESSSS owell....FAIL + LIFE =Me

[Willcheer22]

WOW....i type aLOT...cheeeeeeeese

[ddonq]

wow

youre awesome

and dont suck at life because youre good

with acronyms :)

[Willcheer22]

aww thanks twernt nothin

[KittyKatKatMeow]

for real...for real.....for real..... lol those acronyms are so funny.

[ddonq]

foreal, foreal

foreal!!! :)

they are so fun 1/2 of them people wouldnt know it though haha

[SoonShik]

Simon, you dork! LOL Love your vids!

- Ann

[ddonq]

:P Ann

what can i say? i loving being a dork! hahhaa

[alexestrella]

HAHA, that's it, Simon. Ima go get one!

[ddonq]

ALEX!

get one NOW! hahaha

[aken0n]

Haha... those are the longest acronyms I've ever seen. If you used it... would anyone even know what you're saying??? o_O

[ddonq]

hahah arent they?!

lol i def dont think anybody would understand what the heck youre saying if you actually used it. haha

[aken0n]

Now I kind of want to try lol

Just so that I could see their reaction

Except.. I don't really have a phone..

So no texting lol xD

Could always try on AIM though haha

[ddonq]

hahhaa

do it!

[ddonq]

:D :D

[ndtitanlady]

haha fo real forizzeal

simon do you have a tat on your wrist?

haha

but that word is ridiculous

[ddonq]

AHHH! i love the word forizzeal! haha

nah, i just got really bored during a lecture class so i started drawing on my hands, im lame... HAHA

[ndtitanlady]

HAAHHA

oh okay

i was like oh damn simon is so hardcore

[ddonq]

what are you trying to say natalie huh? that im not hardcore enough for you?! HAHAHA!

JK :)

i thought about getting a small tat... but im a really indecisive person. so one day i could love it, and the next day i could lock myself in a room cause i hate it.

[ndtitanlady]

haha i wanna be hardcore

the next thing you nkow i have snake bits, plugs, and tittie percings

ahhhhhh goodness

[ddonq]

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

ROFL LMAO, my stomach hurts!

tittie piercing. step aside christina aguilera, prepare for total domination from natalie.

143

[ndtitanlady]

then BAM i own da floo

hoebiscut better watch herself

[ddonq]

HAHAAHAHHAA!

you will cut her

you make me lol

[iluvchickenlittle]

hahahaha this was priceless. i love it!

[iluvchickenlittle]

i'm first! :)

[iluvchickenlittle]

haha "for real" i love your expressions simon.

[himasf]

AHE,AITHSWIOF! (ahaha hilarious expression, also i think he said 'W' instead of F.)

[ddonq]

lol thanks!

i said a W instead of an F?

[iluvchickenlittle]

hahaha yeah.:) i realized that after. haha.

[ddonq]

HAHHAHA

dang im so stupid.

but i guess its anybody's mistake since it has like 348723942873423 words.

[iluvchickenlittle]

its all good.

you're still AWESOME! :)

[ddonq]

lol thanks!

yay for athena for getting first :)

SERIOUSLYYYYYY :P

[iluvchickenlittle]

lol your welcome simon! :)

i've watched this like 6 times already! haha. :)